Sulk.
MikeCarlton01 I mean, the Gold Coast is basically fucked. Best to fence it off and not let anyone in or out. #4Corners
It’s an Uber, but for… twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…
waferbot Good job, Internet.
nycjim “Only the best people….twitter.com/kenvogel/statu…GF
umairh Nothing and I mean nothing is more American than fatuous American triumphalism in the face of the rise of a Nazi government. For fucks sake
MikeCarlton01 When I go to hell I expect it will look very much like the Queensland Gold Coast. But more tasteful. #4Corners
sabinahusic to clarify: i won’t stop trolling ed now that he’s left twitter. i’ll just screenshot my tweets and post them on his facebook page
AMAZlNGNATURE Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever 😂 pic.twitter.com/4SoHDqZAD0
“Fisting: You’re doing it wrong.” twitter.com/daytimesnaps/s…
free_facts There are over 150 websites
@kheitman_au Shoosh.
iblametom Despite 2.27m infected, Avast CTO tells me there’s no reason for users to panic and it isn’t downplaying the threat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ik
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s not an “explanation”. It’s a LifeHack.
Meanwhile, #LifeHacks. And Millennials. Or something. FFS. forbes.com/sites/zackfrie… pic.twitter.com/ZWn0gGZbd5
@semibogan Mate, that’s awesome!
Equifax is clearly the kind of company that’d be completely upfront about the slightest of prob… wait… I’m now being told… [etc].
So, about Equifax. Australia’s mandatory data breach notification law doesn’t start until Feb 2018. I’m sure we’re just fine though.
@juhasaarinen @R_Chirgwin It hardly seems fair, does it.
So yeah, @R_Chirgwin, running out of rainwater wasn’t ALL my fault. This is bleak. twitter.com/WeathermanABC/…
“Carousel.” twitter.com/InfosecurityMa…
ParrotOfTheDay #NotAParrot This Australian magpie (Gymnorhina tibicen) saw our camera and wanted to pose for us. We were happy to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p2
@R_Chirgwin How long have all four of you been away from him previously?
Or possibly it’s just don’t want to be reminded how long ago that was and how old I am.
Interesting and important slabs of Australia’s musical history, of course, but I’m not one for wallowing in nostalgia. The river flows on.
I started watching Classic Countdown just now, but I stopped about 7 minutes in ‘cos I saw most of it the first time around.
@_midofo_ And with a sea breeze, I assume.
@paulkidd @CriminalShow Thanks for that, Paul. Some parts of the US have obviously been using the reverse sting pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4q
@garthk @iblametom Yep. So many people won’t even remember having downloaded the software. Used once or twice to fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7e
CrazyinRussia Russian screenshot. pic.twitter.com/wuZZaPhQp7
This is fine. twitter.com/windjunky/stat…
@CriminalShow As you can imagine, this is kinda controversial. Here’s the podcast link again. It’s from 2015. thisiscriminal.com/episode-30-the…
@CriminalShow It’s like when the FBI arrests someone on terrorism charges for agreeing to take part in something th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cx
@CriminalShow In this case, the sentence was based on the full quantity of the drugs that were never actually stole..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ie
@CriminalShow This is where someone can be charged for agreeing to take part in a crime, even if there was never a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fG
Catching up on old episodes of @CriminalShow. This one on “reverse sting” is a reminder of fucked-up US policing. thisiscriminal.com/episode-30-the…
iblametom This could be really, really bad I’m told — Hackers Hid Backdoor In CCleaner Security App With 2 Billion Downloads..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wy
@Mayank_P_Grover Well this is the thing that’s always confused me. Why make your food look like another food that y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1K
This was always a confusing message for me. These days I imagine Samuel L Jackson saying it while holding a shotgun. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…
“When is a pay-rise not a pay-rise?” asks @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=V98o9x…
@JustJimWillDo It’s OK, I think the message got through.
clickbaitrobot Millennials Aren’t As Interested In Atari 800S As Older Generations. Why? #Atari800S pic.twitter.com/ZcyR1gNNCr
This will not end well.
Presumably, yes. youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZbcF… pic.twitter.com/I9fnl5NV6F
They wuz hacked.
Oh yes, the Communist Youth League’s Twitter accounts has indeed had “problems” shst.me/fo6 pic.twitter.com/TN5UdRUDk3
shanghaiist The Communist Youth League’s new Twitter account just got hacked shst.me/fo6 pic.twitter.com/5WuGvhV1IT
@dobes @Speechmatics That’s odd. @Speechmatics should know about these things. They’re from Cambridge.
Huge variety of cyber webinars coming up this week. pic.twitter.com/8PVCORfgDA
@arcadiagt5 The overnight minimum here will be a mild 9C, but it then goes down for a few days.
@R_Chirgwin After another long suspicion-filled pause, he slowly approached the bowl on the verandah and nibbled a little bit.
It’s that time of day already. pic.twitter.com/U0FWTTzFWK
Again, gosh. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
Gosh, no wonder Husic is cleaning up his act. twitter.com/rpy/status/909…
@jturner_ibrs Sorry, you’re quite right. I should have said “non-optimal”.
Wow. Did something bad happen? twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…
@CraigsOverItAll @Twitter Have him killed.
@R_Chirgwin UPDATE: Your cat is not dead.
PPantsdown I’d rather marry the …
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @edhusic Well since @Scottludlam stopped doing his Senate After Dark burlesque, Ed must be stepping into the fray.
@SnarkyPlatypus Correct.
@CraigsOverItAll @Twitter I’m sorry to hear that. I got away lightly, by all accounts. Good luck!
@SnarkyPlatypus Four.
OfficialJargon Yes, hello, your VPN is working. What news do you have for us? pic.twitter.com/FJWi51ofMl
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s at @edhusic, apparently.
Mr @edhusicMP just did a farewell tweet, but deleted the account before most folks would have been able to see it. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
@nigel_castle You know I’d be happy with just the flamethrower.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “APNIC-sponsored proposal could vastly improve DNS resilience against DDoS” zdnet.com/article/apnic-…
ABCFactCheck Is there evidence that mandatory drug testing of welfare recipients can help drug users get off welfare? #factcheck..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ao
kebabette Kombucha scoby is the stuff of nightmares pic.twitter.com/x0zhiDPPgL
@Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 Shall do. But you haven’t broken anything yet. :)
StephEvz43 Girls are better at rocket science because rockets are shaped like tampons. twitter.com/tele_education…
@dobes Australia Post can process 600,000 per day, and there’s no reason that items to the same address would go out same day. @kelsey_idk
@expectproblems Yeah, but schnitzel.
cyberheckler you can post PDF’s to IBM’s website with links. This is useful for spamming and SEO. Don’t tell nobody though.
ibm.com/developerworks…
@expectproblems Yeah I dunno. You’re full of hormones.
Made from real vegetarians. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
s_bridges 2017. A young woman writes a six word tweet about ANZAC day. Five months later the national broadsheet continues it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WF
BUSMAGEDDON! “Millburn schools apologize for ‘busmageddon’” (12 Sep) northjersey.com/story/news/ess…
nswpolice Officer: count to ten please.
Doggo: 1,2,3,4,*beep*
Officer: just what I suspected, it’s showing you’re a good boy. pic.twitter.com/lS4vjuBrcZ
NewtonMark The Australian’s psychological pathology has been mystifying for a long, long time. twitter.com/yassmin_a/stat…
@dobes @munin @jpwarren @riskybusiness Is that another Operation Paperclip thing?
theleast I had plans today, but then the Gang-gang Cockatoos returned to my garden. Plans postponed.
#birds #WildOz..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4q
@TrainsInfo Yeah, I’ll certainly pay this one. twitter.com/LurkingWolfox/…
@TrainsInfo You have… other customers?
@dobes @jpwarren @riskybusiness The possibilities are endless. Mechanical reliability, less so.
@TrainsInfo Yeah, I think it is, and you should own up.
@dobes @jpwarren @riskybusiness CORRECT!
@dobes @jpwarren @riskybusiness It’s a Ferdinand of Porsche, I know that much.
@TrainsInfo This is going to be a “packed like sardines” joke, isn’t it, @TrainLinkWest.
TrainsInfo Good afternoon. As at 15:00 services are running on or close to time and Sean & I are still waiting on answers… twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…
@jpwarren @dobes @riskybusiness Not even one little bit.
@OfficialJargon Yeah, I don’t think Coherent Worldview is his special subject area for five points.
This is an excellent explanation of an Initial Coin Offering (ICO). Ping @dobes @jpwarren @riskybusiness twitter.com/kevinroose/sta…
@OfficialJargon This one, from China, has a pretty clear message too. :/ youtube.com/watch?v=BTHR_o…
Cyberspace, apparently. pic.twitter.com/t5w6tdxoLw
@jpwarren That fantasy is too weird even for me.
Mmmm… Hustler Pod. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
I wish someone would pay for my fantasies.
“Failure To Launch: How New Mexico Is Paying For Richard Branson’s Space Tourism Fantasy” buzzfeed.com/jgwheel/failur…
free_facts Women are able to do exactly the same as what women can do
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains tragically stupid things.
@JohnBirmingham @littleread @Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 Absolutely. I feel like a new man already.
@SnarkyPlatypus I have no proof of that, however, apart from personal experience over longish distances.
@SnarkyPlatypus I believe that Google Maps learns your walking speed. I walk very briskly, and yet its estimates are always spot on.
@JohnBirmingham @littleread @Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 I reckon Dragon is still better for you ‘cos it’ trained to y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y5
NuclearAnthro Have a whole thread of nuclear war close calls, false alarms, and terrifying fun!
#ThankYouPetrov twitter.com/nuclearanthro/…
NuclearAnthro @mjcp @stilgherrian Yeah, looks like actually! pic.twitter.com/4ClL4n5mEK
NuclearAnthro You are probably alive today because of this man and RT is reporting that he has died. twitter.com/nuclearanthro/…
@elronxenu @Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 Yep, and that’s before any clean-up by me. The confidence-flagging is a help,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ms
free_facts Old people can be identified by their disgusting skin and veins
BlogsofWar This will turn out fine. twitter.com/vocativ/status…
JoshBBornstein important thread twitter.com/nathanlee/stat…
@littleread @Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 I know @JohnBirmingham speaks his first drafts — still using Dragon? — buttwitter.com/i/web/status/9…82AK
@mukimu @Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 You can select Australian English as the language, but I haven’t tried it on Full..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0z
@Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 My one wish right now, @Ianfirth71, is for the Transcription Viewer window to be resizable.
@Speechmatics @Ianfirth71 I’ve saved SO much time by having @Speechmatics’ AI do the first cut, and @Ianfirth71’s e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fr
Dear Journalists etc: Get a @Speechmatics account and @Ianfirth71’s autoTranscribe for macOS/iOS. You’ll be happy…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D2
SwiftOnSecurity You need to sanitize the Earth, North Korea twitter.com/bernstein/stat…
Agent_Jase A ring of fire? - Heatmap of car crashes across Melbourne 2010-2017. Not hard to tell where public transport stops..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pf
Reading RFC 8198, Because I can.
SnarkyPlatypus Caleb and Daisy are a match made at a Young Liberals cocktail party that has run out of Spumante.
joshgnosis I suppose this was bound to happen. pic.twitter.com/67EvJtzkR8
@Its_Nige @MikeCarlton01 @smh Well AusTender will tell you who got the contract. Public information, and searchable.
@19bk69 @R_Chirgwin @Asher_Wolf Oh FFS.
GonzoHacker Every day thousands of government employees are taking YOUR tax dollars and spending them on food for their families
Or anyone who play one. twitter.com/free_facts/sta…
ChrisReason7 Breaking: Lachlan Murdoch and Bruce Gordon have lost court challenge on Channel Ten re CBS deal
gartztim Urgent report from the frontline in @smh letters #VoteYes pic.twitter.com/IujGKKFk6n
dobes “The Yes campaign will stop at nothing” Bernardi said while the engraving could not be seen during the new moon pha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Y8
@ASPI_ICPC Oh you know me, I would never give an opinion on anything.
JamesNokise … it’s actually a common problem that happens to lots of people twitter.com/1newsnz/status…
For everything* else, this thread has the details. All* the details. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan: Persuade a cat (failed); write for @zdnetaustralia (soon); project management en route; pretend to deal with email; start fire.
@dobes Seems fair.
So @ASPI_ICPC has a Daily Cyber Digest. twitter.com/ASPI_ICPC/stat…
mongrel43 Happy Monday everyone (again). pic.twitter.com/8GIqOeUG0d
innesmck YOUR ORGANISATION IS NAMED AFTER A FUCKING RIOT
twitter.com/stonewalluk/st…
@dobes RTYI. twitter.com/AlanKohler/sta…
rachelking Colbert on why Trump didn’t win an Emmy: “#Emmys only go to winners of the popular vote.”
Interesting. @spreaker is the platform I’ve been using to livestream “The 9pm Edict” and it’s been a good experienc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gx
NuclearAnthro Because you touch yourself at night. NOW STOP ASKING! pic.twitter.com/8IPdjWcFh6
AlanKohler Julie Bishop twitter.com/BI_Entertain/s…
jonkudelka Today’s cartoon in the @australian pic.twitter.com/ZHLqRcP9gN
Who to believe on school syllabus? Head of Teachers Fed, an educator? Or lifelong political staffer with MBA, minister in a failing govt?
free_facts The 90’s happened 50 years ago
Indeed. Because you’ll always find the very best* code at Stack Overflow. twitter.com/damonism/statu…
Their spokespeople must be exhausted! But imagine how totally knackered they’d be if they weren’t silenced!
I’m loving how the Silenced Ones can be heard on so many radio and TV stations, and how news outlets send journalists to report their words.
sallyrugg Person behind Vote No skywriting complains of being “bullied into silence”
Friend, you literally wrote in the sky.. theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…
I continue to be a fan of O Rly? books. twitter.com/kclemson/statu…
I will never feel fat ever again. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
Noahpinion This headline should read: “Americans who dress up as clowns outnumber clowns who dress up as Americans” twitter.com/stanveuger/sta…
Oh hello.
dobes What a sentence though! twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/…
cxi I tried this diet. NO ONE SHOULD EAT THAT MUCH MAYO! pic.twitter.com/c0AXxOqEO2
I guess I’ll have to Persuade the Cat when I figure out where the stupid animal has got to.
HistoryInPix “gay is good”
“gay is great / right on baby”
Washington Square Park, NYC (1970) pic.twitter.com/bzGgGtK8nG
Madonna. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@MikeCarlton01 @smh That’s meant to be “I’m originally from Adelaide, and I know that bunyips can fuck you right up.”
@munin I see what you did there.
I approved of “Equifucked” as a concept, if not as a management goal. twitter.com/garthk/status/…
Key Point 2: Just 9 days until I join Dr Vanessa Teague in Melbourne to DESTROY DEMOCRACY. It’ll be fun. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Key Point 1: An episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will finally be recorded this Thu 21 Sep at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/
@zdnetaustralia Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, such as they are. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/38… pic.twitter.com/6BTSbBfVfe
Mon plan, draft: Persuade a cat; write for @zdnetaustralia; a little project management en route; pretend to deal with email.
@ResignInShame I hope that’s not it for the day, because I have to spin some words into money today.
Cable_mag Coming soon in CABLE: a great essay from @benvwilkie on the unsettling history of the Scots in Australia.
CABLE. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zj
Torcho Yo daddy-o ….. in my day (and even today) we call this red paint. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #STL #STLCo
twitter.com/stlcountypd/st…
@chrisrauchle @SnarkyPlatypus That’s far more likely, yes, and certainly a solid strategic objective.
I am, yes. pic.twitter.com/2myGk5Wqrp
@SnarkyPlatypus @chrisrauchle Greats minds etc, but yeah it’s a bit complex.
snurbbotinfo Talk about an ‘on-water’ matter: deport Turnbull.
No wait. Turnbull could never engineer something that Machiavellian. He could barely work up a macchiato.
What if this entire debacle is part of a Turnbull-Murdoch deal to lift the Australian’s ad revenue? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
This observation continues to fill me with joy. twitter.com/jonlovett/stat…
free_facts You’ll pay for this
Monday. What is is the idea diameter for success? Monday.