Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 1st, 2017

simonahac RWNJ’s first thought about the awesome kids at craigburn primary who just raised enough money to give 973 african g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jj

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thewetmale tfw you’re contemplating nutting the cunt pic.twitter.com/c4nuKVtA5n

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Nihomophones To celebrate - two tofu expressions pic.twitter.com/rLpAxAlmTh

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I’m pretty sure this is the punchline to a joke you can’t tell before 9.30pm. twitter.com/JulianBurnside…

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JoDuffy91 @MattHepburnClan I saw him on the overground to hackney the other day.. he’s very busy & important, rarely late. pic.twitter.com/6yCnZ88Vx0

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MattHepburnClan There’s a rabbit on my bus. pic.twitter.com/ccPtRo3KdH

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Vic_Rollison Has she got a name? This amazing woman? twitter.com/9newsaus/statu…

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winfield_cup American rapper to perform at this year’s Winfield Cup grand final at the Sydney Football Stadium. pic.twitter.com/CeCssfoJad

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@yinyangman69 @kcarruthers Yeah I don’t think Kate is doing this right.

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The Mayor of San Juan will stop at nothing. twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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The Trail of Death continues… twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@broek_af @davpope I love how @davpope can create such rich mini-universes connecting so many tropes.

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rajtoday Here’s how the Nagpur Metro train looks. A trial run at hands of @CMOMaharashtra was conducted on Saturday, Sept 30..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ul

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May I remind everyone how wonderful is @davpope. twitter.com/davpope/status…

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@NewtonMark I think there’s still a little meat on the thighbone.

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socarolinesays I want this headline to be about this photo SO badly. pic.twitter.com/FkZ02pkbAD

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benpobjie It is tipped to be the new senator for One Nation twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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_sn0ww My 7yo: On Halloween can we pass out USBs, instead of candy, and when they plug it in something scary pops up?
Me: 🤤

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JasonKander The Mayor of San Juan is wading through sewage, searching for people with a bullhorn while @realDonaldTrump insults..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EP

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@danieljbaird Ah OK, I hadn’t heard it until then. The problem, then, is it sound like a euphemism. Journalists’ fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p1

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@alexkidman @NuclearAnthro I know that, Alex, but I refuse to explain how.

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@alexkidman @NuclearAnthro I’m shocked that the Brits (because they’re using £) did their uranium prospecting in Peru not Australia.

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BoringEnormous If an artist’s work is truly a reflection of the world the way it is or a fear of what it could become, no one does..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…la

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gths The US is shit at colonialism.

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@NuclearAnthro I’m sure that the lovely if slightly deranged @alexkidman could be persuaded to send a full photo. And one of the game too.

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expectproblems We have a horrid, orange funhouse-mirror parody of Zaphod Beeblebrox in the US Presidency, causing havoc.

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“Archive Trump: The Puerto Rico Speech” by @serafinowicz youtube.com/watch?v=pLG1_D… Even more outstanding than those that have gone before.

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I have discovered a truly marvellous joke about Format’s Last Meme, which this tweet is too small to contain. twitter.com/VanHicklestein…

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Limited supplies mean than these days most Jesus Juice is made from reconstituted saints and a 30/70 mix of holy wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v4

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“Because of my people are not getting the credit they deserve for doing a great job. As seen here they ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XG

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Arrangements are being made for Donald and Ivana Trump to visit disaster-wracked Puerto Rico. pic.twitter.com/Z7SVyEXcYz

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@jeamland That is traditional, but only if you hit a wave.

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@johnthelutheran There is that. The phrase first came to general during the QF32 incident. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qantas_Fl…

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That reference is probably a bit too obscure.

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As Mr Blint would say, “Actions speak louder than I do.” twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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There’s no need to parrot the weasel, though. “Uncontained engine failure” is the manufacturer’s gutless euphemism.

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Sunday. Your key words are “leathery”, “ooze”, and “rancid”. Sunday.

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