Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 10th, 2017

Anyway, that’s enough from me. I have to be awake again in too few hours. Gorn.

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@realDonaldTrump I’m guessing not, because @realDonaldTrump strikes me as the kind of guy who only tolerates sycoph..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p3

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@realDonaldTrump I wonder if there’s anyone close to @realDonaldTrump with the integrity to say, as an Australian m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…08

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@realDonaldTrump I know tens of thousands of people must @ @realDonaldTrump, but seriously, he does get that the wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…24

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Does @realDonaldTrump know he’s the real POTUS with real responsibilities, not just play-acting on TV? He can actua..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rm

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@_midofo_ I know nothing, except that as yet not properly credited photographer did a great job.

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waeljabir Sports Photo of The Year without a doubt. pic.twitter.com/JjysDG32mY

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus Most NATSEC people try to stay politically neutral, of course, but they complain lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wn

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus True, you’re inside the Beltway but not inside the Beltway. I probably see more fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5u

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus On a scale of 0 to 10, how insane is DC right now?

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samanthamaiden Hahahahahaha. twitter.com/philiprucker/s…

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus That’s a good point. Race issues are still such an open wound in American culture t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…91

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And my shopping is done. Awaiting transport. pic.twitter.com/0WuVuopDnO

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Approaching the so-called Katoomba Village shopping centre. pic.twitter.com/b3YMTKcexA

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Gary_Bainbridge The big news here is that Alan Partridge and Malcolm Tucker are in the same cinematic universe. twitter.com/Aiannucci/stat…

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Problem solved. Bar manager says she’s closing shop. Fair, given there’s only four patrons including me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not up here. It’s pretty bleak. Remember, our population density is much, much lower.

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Yeah, I mean the supermarket doesn’t close until midnight, and I’ll be down in Sydney for two or three days anyway…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fT

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OK people, your advice is problematic.

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Shopping, or another whisky?

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@Gwyntaglaw We have a few ambassadors for specific issues, rather than for territories. I approve of the concept.

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@Arash_Mohebbi “After”? Being a FVEY nation is fundamental to our very geopolitical existence. We can no more be no..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZF

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@DavidFeng And now each of us can expect The Van any minute now.

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@DavidFeng I saw your balls-oriented rant earlier. You kids are what we call “the adversary” in this shit. And your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cv

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So, the summary of all that is that Australia is cool, the rest of the world is fucked, and the mainstream media is stupid. Obviously.

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“Cyber attribution isn’t so important, even for nation states” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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“Australia’s diplomatic challenge is to avoid a cyber arms race” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“Australia goes hawk with new diplomatic cyber strategy” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@zdnetaustralia I did three yarns for @zdnetaustralia on Australia’s cyber diplomacy, and here they are in chronological order…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “ACSC Threat Report highlights deplorable ignorance” zdnet.com/article/acsc-t…

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I’m on this week’s @BlogsofWar @CovertContact podcast talking “Australian Cyber Policy”, more fun than it sounds. covertcontact.com/2017/10/09/aus…

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Since I seem to be settling into drinking whisky rather than doing the shopping, I guess I should pimp my wares. Here we go.

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JustJimWillDo I found a $2 coin on the carpet yesterday. twitter.com/TheScotsman/st…

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boring_as_heck Incorrect. The cow would die in the vacuum of space. twitter.com/neiltyson/stat…

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JohnJohnsonson Tony Abbott says climate change is good, hoping to make the “No” campaign only his second stupidest stunt of the year.

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Histreepix May warns of No Deal in move described as “the political equivalent of a toddler packing a cuddly toy & declaring s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ch

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JustJimWillDo Fuck.

That.

Fuck that. twitter.com/XHNews/status/…

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So they kicked in $1 million, yeah? twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…

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I have no idea what this means but I concur. Because he signs off on my invoices. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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@MrMeMock I can make no comment at this stage.

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@theprojecttv @sunriseon7 Wow they’re now kicking on and saying how terrible Julie Bishop is. To be fair, I think t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ua

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A couple of the old boomers nearby just said that @theprojecttv is far better news than @sunriseon7. They know what’s what.

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@DavidFeng @NewtonMark I’m pretty sure @NewtonMark doesn’t take VH-SOL up to ANGELS 35 because oxygen or some such bullshit.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why do you keep tweeting accented vowels?

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@DavidFeng @NewtonMark But whatever, your trains still can’t fly.

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@DavidFeng @NewtonMark I saw that. There was also a 16yo [±2] who had started his own airline ‘cos he realised it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UT

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AllanGPrice Hello @Aiannucci. Please tell me this is like a Justice League-style team-up movie…? pic.twitter.com/Ddb8TzflSy

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Uhoh. @DavidFeng is kicking off.

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MikeCarlton01 This is heartwarming news. Cheers you up no end. twitter.com/meadea/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong I still remember all too well the assumptions people made about @ApostrophePong and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hi

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@DavidFeng But do they fly? No, they do not fly. @NewtonMark

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@SnarkyPlatypus I believed I’ve told you about the time @ApostrophePong and I lunched with a bunch of old rice quee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…01

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@NewtonMark @DavidFeng Cool, that’s 375km/h which might finally get @DavidFeng to shut up about his fucking Chinese trains.

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@jplonie @smithmeyerjen I seriously do not know what this means.

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@smithmeyerjen Kinda. This is a @TrainLinkWest train, and they’re purple on the inside.

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@NewtonMark Nice. At 320km/h that’s almost as fast as one of @DavidFeng’s trains.

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@smithmeyerjen It is safe to assume that nothing I say is a Harry Potter reference, because I’ve read none of the b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ea

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I may have to catch the 0636 , i.e. The Chips, but it’s also a 90-minute sleep.

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The good thing about is that I can roll out of the supermarket and the cab driver knows where to take you.

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I’d better get the shopping done ‘cos I have to catch the 0636 in the morning, maybe even the 0606, but I haven’t checked yet.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You can change this any time you like, you know.

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Remember, kids, ONE NATION POLITICIAN is an anagram of IGNORANT DIPSHIT. twitter.com/samishah/statu…

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samishah Michelle Guthrie was born in SYDNEY.

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@SnarkyPlatypus [Resists temptation to arc up about “unusual consonant sequences”.]

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“Tony Abbott has ‘entered the realm of the loopy’,” writes @PhillipCoorey afr.com/news/tony-abbo… [$]

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@SnarkyPlatypus OK, yes, one is the one I keep calling the Wade-Roe to troll people, but I wanted to check there we..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r9

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@SnarkyPlatypus So you’re going “Sichuan” and I’m going “Szechuan”. Is there a lesson I need to learn?

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“I’ve never experienced PTSD like this in my life and I served 2 tours in Iraq,” apparently. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/jroberts332/st…

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@Mike_is_Bitter @GizmodoAU This is all you do, is it? Do you want a biscuit, or what?

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@raejohnston @GizmodoAU Good to hear. Getting your teeth into a story like this, with such gorgeous quotes, is one..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xp

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PulpLibrarian Nothing in the papers again… pic.twitter.com/OFtwBP4kp8

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Still glad to see this tweet getting traction. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GizmodoAU @raejohnston This thread has a link to @TonyAbbottMHR’s full speech and my comments on same. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@R_Chirgwin @YoruFukurou Oh hello, are you finally trying to make your Twitter stream look a little less shit?

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@GizmodoAU “His arguments hold less substance than his speedos.” OK, @raejohnston has clearly had fun today and I’m envious.

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“I read the speech in full,” Professor Jones told @GizmodoAU. “Abbott is clearly quite unhinged from reality.” twitter.com/raejohnston/st…

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raejohnston Experts Destroy Tony Abbott’s Stance On Climate Change [Updated with even more experts] | (via @GizmodoAU) gizmodo.com.au/2017/10/his-ar…

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This is cruel in so many ways. I love it. twitter.com/the_iphoon/sta…

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As far as I can recall, only three of my interactions with NSW Police have involved firearms, and no shots were fired, so all good eh.

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To be clear, I’ve no axe to grind with NSW Police. My interactions have been handled professionally. But there are deep systemic problems.

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Please insert the word “alleged” as appropriate. Obviously I have no idea what’s gone down in this case.

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Straight NSW Police officers calling out gay officers for “loose morals and reckless behaviours” is a bit fuckin’ rich.

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“Gay police officers targeted for drug use due to ‘loose morals’,” apparently. abc.net.au/news/2017-10-1…

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GordonRamsay The look like my grandads elbows in the crematorium… twitter.com/goldenchickenh…

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Yeah read this, if only for the phrase “fuel air bombs designed to spread fire for their own propagation”. twitter.com/arwon/status/9…

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@dobes @ataccounting @ashabeeeee @newscientist That IS interesting. Still, I’m glad @newscientist picked up that story and had fun with it.

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Making poor life choice.

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@ataccounting @ashabeeeee @dobes @newscientist I mean that with the greatest affection, obviously.

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@ataccounting @ashabeeeee @dobes @newscientist Sadly, listening to politicians talk about tech is what the three of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lU

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Oh yes! I’d wondered what that bird was. I was planning to record it and such, but yay! Kingfisher!

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@ataccounting Oh yes, I remember that. But PM Malcolm Turnbull also went well in a response to a question from..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zF

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@dobes @jpwarren @vealmince @zdnetaustralia Mate, that’s Cultural Marxism right there.

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@jpwarren @Rory_Medcalf @jturner_ibrs I’ve made requests of @jturner_ibrs but he just kinda looks at me with disdain. Disgust, even.

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Indeed, @jpwarren @Rory_Medcalf, it’s been fun seeing things go from a @jturner_ibrs rant to an actual cyber thing. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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jpwarren And @jturner_ibrs gets his wish! He must have been a very good boy. twitter.com/Rory_Medcalf/s…

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@ataccounting Wow I don’t think we have a definitive hashtag.

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REMINDER: The latest @CovertContact podcast is “Australian Cyber Policy” with, um, me. covertcontact.com/2017/10/09/aus… It contains many cybers.

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@dobes @vealmince @zdnetaustralia As an aside, I think you can assume a certain authority when you can measure your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P0

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@dobes @vealmince @zdnetaustralia Don’t get me started. I made these same complaints internally at the ABC three de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e0

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@vealmince @zdnetaustralia @dobes Anyway, media isn’t about perfect, it’s about filing on deadline. And the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ft

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@vealmince @zdnetaustralia @dobes Indeed. I tried to do too much today, both summarise the report and hav a dig at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…do

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RealNickHodge I saw Szechuan sauce in the new Star Trek trailer.

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@vealmince @zdnetaustralia @dobes I’ll probably work up my critique into a blog post, if I can’t get someone to pay for it.

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@vealmince @zdnetaustralia @dobes Don’t tell him, but @dobes is actually a great editor to work with.

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@vealmince @zdnetaustralia I read the transcript. I would’ve gone harder but I was on — and beyond — deadline.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H8sX

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@juhasaarinen Well it’s an Australian usage too.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “ACSC Threat Report highlights deplorable ignorance” zdnet.com/article/acsc-t… Have at me, Earthlings.

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Who says I don’t make the world a better place? pic.twitter.com/DE38iLUGMD

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Eden_Eats I miss having a Vice President that shoots his friend in the face.

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I’m going with “sown” on this one, @ABCthedrum, but YMMV. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@dfpiii Not too loud, Sir, or everyone will want one.

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I am definitely* not broken.

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@dobes @JohnBirmingham Sometimes, I know how to write a hook.

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@JohnBirmingham You are too kind. Also, I have definitely not been mulling over that lede for two and a half decade..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…V3

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@thegrugq Do journalists count as terrorists?

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@JohnBirmingham Second par:

But I’ll come back to that.

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@JohnBirmingham I have an opening par:

My father was a cunt and when he died I didn’t shed a single tear. I was ten years old.

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Seriously disgruntled.

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GiovanniTorre Abbott: “Hello my fellow Britons, I am the Pri…”
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Abbott: “I am here to tell you about clim…”
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@Retrovertigo @dobes As long as Neo-Nazis are involved I’m happy.

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How many words do you really need to say: “You’re fucked, you’re all totally fucked, and you’re going to die”? twitter.com/rfCSIRT/status…

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@Wyld Everyone who has ever been a writer or a performer will agree with me. And if they don’t, they’re either a liar or a charlatan.

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@FakeDanTosello I would be happy with any selection of these things, but I’ll leave the selection in the capable hands of @jc_cummins.

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Never become a writer or performer for a living. Trust me on this.

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dobes compare the pair pic.twitter.com/SzCNrLW7yU

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. Cyber count: 34, including URLs.

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Hey World, you need to know that in Australia we’ve got the cybers covered, as Minister Tehan reminded us…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…L4

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@SMinney I definitely did not flip my phone to record their conversation for later analysis, because I definitely w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S2

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@MadScotty @dobes Oh dear, you’re not still stuck in that “saying ‘cyber’ is bad” zone? You need to move on, and not just for my sake.

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@jpwarren Too close to Binfire of Inflatable Doom.

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TimWattsMP Idiocy and disloyalty aside, how pathetic is it that Tony Abbott has to constantly fly off to London to get validation from the Poms? Sad!

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Oh ACSC, I would LOVE to go to one of these Cyber Security Master Classes for ministers and departmental heads. pic.twitter.com/5XgASAynur

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@jpwarren I’m liking binfire of doom.

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Are you really happy, though, @TrainLinkWest? Or are you just putting on a brave face in these deeply troubling tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cW

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AmyRemeikis For those playing along at home - here is a list of counsel appearing for the citizenship cases (the Commonwealth i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vb

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@jpwarren That’s what they said last year too, though at the time Tehan misrepresented the statement. zdnet.com/article/acsc-t…

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@dobes I’m having trouble finding real meat that we haven’t seen before, but I’m wondering whether that’s because w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aH

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@dobes Here’s a nice diagram of Ransomware as a Service (RaaS) courtesy @ACICgovau. pic.twitter.com/r7Vuf5MWOH

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@jpwarren I’m liking the term “data spill”. It coveys the sense of carelessness.

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jackie_french_ The world may be insane, but a carrot is still a carrot. pic.twitter.com/jbSGXEQuay

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There’s a table of Upper North Shore boomers at the next table discussing how they use smartphones. I’d love to keep listening, but work.

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JoshButler Siri, show me the most unpleasant combination of words in the world pic.twitter.com/eYXCG0CHRT

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The ACSC Threat Report is online now. acsc.gov.au/publications/A… (PDF). Ping @dobes and all the cybermuppets.

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This is quite unfair. Who amongst us hasn’t felt the same from time to time? twitter.com/tonyschwartz/s…

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Before you send The Van around, that was a joke. Obviously. I have no friends.

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So are we going to actually see this ACSC document today, or do I need to ask my Russian or Chinese friends for a copy?

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@chrisbrownie @EllieCK @NewtonMark @basscheffers I’ve kinda stopped caring about OMFG THEY WROTE IN THE SKY. If I e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lx

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jrhennessy @RealMarkLatham I’m no expert Mark but I reckon the most valuable corporation on Earth has probably not endorsed Marxism

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dobes OMFG this is simply amazing in all the wrong ways.

Fucking tone-deaf self-centred nerds twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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@dobes I’m glad I’m not watching this, because it sounds terrible. BUT WHERE IS THE ACTUAL GODDAM DOCUMENT.

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@dobes @rohan_p Hey chill out. I would love to hear Minister Tehan explain how AdWords work.

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@photogramel Yeah that was announced months ago. Well, leaked to someone I forget who.

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@dobes @rgmerk That’s what it says, but I got some message about a number that had changed?

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@dobes They have @RickandMorty Szechuan sauce in the other timeline.

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I’m not watching. Has Tehan said anything of any value yet?

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@dobes @rgmerk “The minister’s office, and an attachment in WhatsApp.”

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This thread is shaping up very nicely. twitter.com/rgmerk/status/…

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dobes Now to move onto burning bushes twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@dobes @jpwarren @R_Chirgwin That’ll show those goddam Ruskies.

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SwiftOnSecurity The execution of this tweet is astoundingly good. twitter.com/neonfiona/stat…

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I was about to say the Ploughman’s Lunch is traditional, but apparently it’s a 1950s cheese promotion…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dj

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Is Minister Tehan giving his speech again?

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@rohan_p This is the cafe at the Blue Mountains @Cultural_Centre in Katoomba. The @BMCLibrary is in this building, and it’s a handy office.

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@dobes @Rob_Stott No no no. I think we should try to use ALL of those things in one story.

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This report had better list me as a significant cyber threat, if only from overdosing on it, or I’m demanding my mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…u3

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CyberGovAU Stay tuned for today’s launch by @DanTehanWannon which includes the latest cyber threats facing A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yw

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Hey @dobes, Mr @Rob_Stott has issued a challenge, I think. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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ICYMI, the full text of Crusader Rabbit’s speech, and my initial comments on same. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Martin28Smith It looks off-centre in a square, but I’ve made it so it fits properly into a circle.

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Martin28Smith A propos of Corker this is a poster I came upon in Tehran in Feb 2017. pic.twitter.com/aTnzwZtiFC

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rpy love to keep up with the latest harry news at my local creepy abandoned building that people are definitely living..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cM

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@dobes “‘Also, how cool would it be to have a threesome with a robot!’, Little said.”

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free_facts Babies are born with a natural resistance to bullets

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It is not my fault this time, @dobes, but please forward that email to me. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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_matthewwilson Cyber peeps, the worlds leading Cyber Deception conference is here in Canberra this year.

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @BlogsofWar @CovertContact Or a library. Or a cafe. Or a pub. Or some random hotspot that turned up.

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Stonekettle Those of you currently hungry and without power in Puerto Rico, please take comfort in knowing that your President..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pF

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS MARK GOING TO BE STUCK IN THE SKY FOREVER.

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@Viss Excellent. @Viss has also found a German hydroelectric plant. shodan.io/host/91.18.84.… This is fine. pic.twitter.com/hLGdrnpCzN

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OARSUM. @Viss has found a webcam onto someone’s dope plants in Italy. shodan.io/host/212.171.7… pic.twitter.com/ikSLNKJBCn

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HOW DOES HE CONNECT TO THE INTERNET WITHOUT HIS AEROPLANE FALLING FROM THE SKY WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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The latest @BlogsofWar @CovertContact podcast is “Australian Cyber Policy” with, um, me. covertcontact.com/2017/10/09/aus… It contains many cybers.

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@juhasaarinen Yeah, they’ve really cort me this time.

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Sorry, Jane Schmitt, I decline your kind invitation to appear before the High Cort dot com. pic.twitter.com/dLyJpQlKNS

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KetanJ0 Arguing that global warming is beneficial due to warmth is as harmful as arguing smallpox is beneficial because it helps with weight loss.

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To which I’d add, this is still a question of horse-race politics, not a question of how said policy would affect c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kl

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IMPORTANT SOAPYGRAM: Public consultation on new measures to safeguard Australia’s critical infrastructure. Submissi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lG

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @macgibbon @ncsc The big one of all, though, is TURN ON TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION. But that’s enough from me for now.

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @macgibbon @ncsc So, I withdraw my “seriously at odds” comment. @macgibbon has picked a coupl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PM

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @macgibbon As for password managers, @ncsc’s balanced discussion points out weaknesses as wel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZA

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @macgibbon “All fine to be purist but not realistic when administrator requires numbers and l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nn

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @macgibbon He’s avoided going longer, as I suggested, because too many sites still can’t cope with long passwords…

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Further clarification after chatting with @macgibbon just now… The added number is to satis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lj

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@dmeeze @R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Yeah well myGov is a fuckin’ dumpster fire and everyone involved should be rounded up and fed to the pigs.

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Well the @ncsc “What does the NCSC think of password managers?” is a fantastic discussion. ncsc.gov.uk/blog-post/what…

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Overall, go for length, not fiddly tricks to remember. “severalofmyworkmatesaretruedipshits”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gN

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren My response: 1. Number-substitution is pointless added complexity. 2. They’re not random word..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8r

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Current “Password guidance summary” from UK’s @ncsc, part of GCHQ. ncsc.gov.uk/guidance/passw… @macgibbon’s advice is seriously at odds.

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@R_Chirgwin Oh FFS. I’ll give him a buzz shortly.

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@GreenJ Well apart from Twitter. But that’s like looking out a window and noting heavy traffic, rather than watchin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BN

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@GreenJ I gave up most news-cycle media a few years back. I dip into stories that I want to, otherwise stick with s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tg

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Tue plan, draft: Noodles; quick geekery; errands, Leura & Katoomba; consider ACSC Threat Report; more geekery; dinner; shopping.

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“I have more fish and tape and willpower” really has to be the best threat for 2017 so far. @realDonaldTrump needs..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zA

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I note, tho, that once again we’re leading with a media drop with a “not ruling out a foreign government” minister-..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uR

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Here’s what I wrote about last year’s ACSC Threat Report. zdnet.com/article/acsc-t… Looking forward to the new one today.

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@Raf_Epstein Mr Abbott will be screwed when he hears about “tides”.

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scottdancooper Australia, where people know how to get shit done pic.twitter.com/9lvL0LtKux

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I’m putting on another coffee. I didn’t realise we’d have Yet More Cybers today, otherwise I’d have gotten up earlier.

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“Defence contractor’s computer system hacked, files stolen, cyber security report reveals” reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2017-10-1…

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“The Australian Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) will release its 2017 Threat Report today,” says @crikey_news Crikey Worm. Here come the takes.

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@abcsydney … and this answers it, @abcsydney. This advice is HORRENDOUSLY out of date. I implore you, talk with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1M

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This tweet raises a question for me, @abcsydneytwitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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@gpdawson @TonyAbbottMHR Indeed. But I don’t think it’s about money here. There’s something much deeper going on in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4Q

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michaelneale @stilgherrian It doesn’t seem rooted in economics, or industry relationships, or anything rational. It’s like a foot fetish, but for coal.

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michaelneale @stilgherrian His continued obsession with fossil fuels and industries related to them is bizarre, it’s like a sexual fetish.

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@TonyAbbottMHR I’ll end my rain of thought with this tweet from 2015. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@TonyAbbottMHR There was a time I was angry about Abbott, for so many reasons. Now I just pity him. If that.

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@TonyAbbottMHR Paul Keating got it in one when he said Tony Abbott was a “young fogey”. Well Abbott isn’t young any more.

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@TonyAbbottMHR Once being PM is the only thing that separates Abbott from being that rambling old racist in the pub..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eQ

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@TonyAbbottMHR 2. That’s not a ball you’re playing with, @TonyAbbottMHR, it’s a rotting pumpkin. Christ knows what..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zS

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@TonyAbbottMHR 1. There’s so, so much that’s factually and scientifically wrong and that it’s impossible to know wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uq

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@TonyAbbottMHR I know that @TonyAbbottMHR will take my comments as proof of his theory, that I’m playing the man an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6E

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@TonyAbbottMHR This really is funny, except that this the level of scientific illiteracy of not just a former PM, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cH

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@TonyAbbottMHR “In yet more virtue-signalling, energy giant AGL is still threatening to close the massive Liddell coal-fired power station.”

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@TonyAbbottMHR First sentence: “Thank you for giving me the same platform that you’ve previously given to fellow Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7y

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I tell you what, this speech by @TonyAbbottMHR is fuckin’ hilarious. thegwpf.org/tony-abbott-da… It’s serious old-nutte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ue

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Actually to be a bit more serious in amongst all this silliness, this is a good podcast and it would be lovely if y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nf

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ClickHole Every Grandparent From ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory,’ Ranked By How Much They Pissed In The Bed They Shared..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lw

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Histreepix Repairing a human sperm. Rotherham, 1968. pic.twitter.com/Dkawdf90ny

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@felix_manig @meta_lab @ZDNet Mind you, the countries that really need to be part of a framework probably won’t be playing anyway.

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@felix_manig @meta_lab @ZDNet I would imagine so, yes, though AU is signing bilateral agreements in parallel, as ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2m

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Hey @LaTrioli, you seem to hostage to a serial killer. Blink twice if you need us to send help. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Quite a few people seemed to enjoy this tweet, so here it is again. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jeamland Hey @stilgherrian, someone broke the laws of the Universe. twitter.com/LaterCapitalis…

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@timpoliti $100 per egg-sized lump of coal, $250 for a fist, $1000 for large baguette. Of coal. Up-sell to commemor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j0

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I am in this podcast, and I say things. twitter.com/CovertContact/…

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@timpoliti That tweet proved to be more popular than I’d thought.

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PulpLibrarian Wait a minute: that’s the same plane! I want my money back…

Radio Models & Electronics, September 1976 / RC Mode..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vl

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botandy when a board member of JP Morgan dies,molten gold is poured in the skull,which sits at the ‘forever table’ where there’s only silence, money

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Tuesday. Would it have been better if you had a tractor? Tuesday.

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