Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 14th, 2017

teknetia Australia likes to remind the world that even our snakes should be scared. twitter.com/matthewjohngil…

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NatHistNMS our complete collection of Great Auk egg replicas. pic.twitter.com/WqnL3DSesb

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@KeithConlon @marcuskelson @abcadelaide Surely it was 5AN in 1987, which was 30 years ago? A Springett and Whiteloc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t4

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@paulkidd @mpesce @jonoabroad I am not going to make the next obvious joke.

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TheKennyDevine BREAKING: Man sacked by Sky News and man sacked by Liberal party headline event hosted by man about to be sacked by..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xJ

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@paulkidd @mpesce @jonoabroad I won’t get an AO. I’m not the sort of person who get an AO. I wasn’t a prefect at school either.

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OzKitsch In the middle of WWII Winston Churchill decided he wanted a platypus
nationalgeographic.com.au/animals/austra… pic.twitter.com/PE47V5OYHy

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chadocl “We need to give death to old crazy man @realDonaldTrump” - North Korea flyer I just found in Downtown Seoul pic.twitter.com/4fFpRLDzw9

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evanmoorhead Even with my name I’d never make an election commitment like this pic.twitter.com/PxuItYjVv1

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I’d settle for, oh I dunno, a hand or something.

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See, if I said this, people would say it sounded creepy. But that said, if we cut it up we could share? twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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Really? I think it’s awesome and perfect for ‘shopping. twitter.com/PoliticsPunked…

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@jonoabroad @mpesce I shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

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sw It’s not just experts who are worried, it’s basically everyone with a functional brain. twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…

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@grAntlerMensch @ResignInShame I’m in the same state. I was about to message to say I’m staying in.

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Not really, but it came up in conversation.

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“Suuuuueh! I’m gonna shoot me some peeegs!”

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@HappySinger @myGovau Because @myGovau is a a bin fire burning in a bin made of bin chickens.

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Jesus Christ, @jack @biz, how much fuckin’ Kool-Aid™ do you drink a week? twitter.com/biz/status/919…

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@AndrewJFowler Thanks, Andrew. I was a classic bit of good luck, though. I was covering a technical presentation, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rS

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@BrindabellaLL Well she did the Proper Thing, right? :)

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slimejam I’m striking a blow for warm-blooded two-legged placental mammals everywhere in the fight against our puffy parka–wearing reptoid overlords.

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slimejam And killing you.

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slimejam It’s a sunny 20°C and I’m sweating with just two thin layers on so if I see you in a puffy parka I’m assuming you’re a reptoid imposter.

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Steve_Lockstep Smartphones are blamed for detaching us from reality, but this case of bringing cartoons to life is psychotic. HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gk

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jeamland I’m going to be presenting “A Young Twitter Bot’s Illustrated Primer (ebook)” at @northbaypython! pic.twitter.com/EUoTpxJ23H

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@pwill60 @marcuskelson @abcadelaide @AndrewHeslop That photo is from before my time. Don’t know any of those faces.

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Here’s @DavidBegnaud talking about what’s really happening in Puerto Rico on @onthemedia. Must-listen. wnyc.org/story/puerto-r… (13 min)

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SwiftOnSecurity Oh god my timeline is full of anime now twitter.com/kairyssdal/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, it starts in Leichhardt, not Balmain, and fails to drive into the sea.

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@SnarkyPlatypus How about this route?
Balmain, Leichhardt, Newtown, Erskineville, Green Square, The Ocean.

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@LapTop006 Still, there’s something quite satisfying about blowing 350k rows out of a database.

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Now, to explain Certain Things to the client.

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True, but there’s a couple of comments down in there that were kinda OK. twitter.com/k_morrissey/st…

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@jdub Yes, isn’t it wonderful.

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OK OK, I mean to say this, but you know what I meant:

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Even fairer point. Also, Stockholm Syndrome. But here I am. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…

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If only there were some way to run this SQL command simultaneously on all WordPress sites globally. And all other w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SB

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Why am I down inside a WordPress database? Don’t ask. Just don’t ask.

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One of the things I love* about WordPress is the consistency* of its data structures. Query strings, serialised obj..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YY

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@marcuskelson @abcadelaide Dear @KeithConlon, I was just talking about our OB from the One and All’s departure. Ple..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YB

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Picketer Incredible. Nancy has found the proof that Australia is not racist. pic.twitter.com/HBmMlkq2Ur

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@troyhunt @brisvegas1 @piecritic Also, if it’s only a match for that password with that username or email address,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hB

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@NuclearAnthro Oh come ON, you know I would NEVER misuse a thermonuclear device.

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@NuclearAnthro But it’s so shiny and cuddly. I want to take one home. The Bomb, obviously, not you.

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@AndrewHeslop Heh. I was Philip Satchell’s producer for a couple years, though I can remember which ones. Somewhere..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yM

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@teknetia @troyhunt @piecritic And it IS a great bit of engineering. I dunno, these are hard questions, and my brain is very fuzzy today.

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@AndrewHeslop Podcasters in particular worry too much about silence and Getting The Right Microphone instead of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yU

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@AndrewHeslop Indeed, I think the audio-from-nowhere no-background-sound goal is a fetish that needs to be dropped,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NK

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@AndrewHeslop That said, we’d often use the bus as a control room, with presenters sitting at a table outside. I wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EP

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This is a clever bit of engineering, but would it end up scaring too many people, won’t it? (Just thinking aloud.)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HI

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@marcuskelson @abcadelaide Just found these pics online, from before local radio switched to talk. Note the “fashio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mo

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existentialcoms I like the phrase “nightlife” because it makes you think that people do something at night aside from contemplate their inevitabile death.

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@marcuskelson @abcadelaide We’s systematised the whole thing by then of course. OBs are such a drama now because they’re relatively rare.

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@marcuskelson @abcadelaide Each morning the 0830 program came from whichever port the ketch was visiting.

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@marcuskelson @abcadelaide One series was when the ketch Falie visited all the old grain ports along the length of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…u7

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@marcuskelson @abcadelaide In 1986, South Australia’s 150th, I produced 76 OBs. We all got very good at it.

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Given all the women-on-twitter news, do remember, “Women: Know Your Limits!” youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SN…

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@WarWraith Several people have brought this to my attention. I seem to have a reputation.

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pwnallthethings The UK subtweeting the US twitter.com/foreignoffice/…

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brianstelter 👀 this chyron 👇🏼 pic.twitter.com/NboICdV7zE

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brianklaas The President of the United States accidentally claims to have met with himself. Things are going well. twitter.com/zekejmiller/st…

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@Styvo51 @abcadelaide I worked with the technical producer of that concert once. An enormous pleasure.

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@boynxdor Excellent idea. It’ll have to wait until hot air ballooning season, which is winter mornings.

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@ResignInShame @grAntlerMensch Cool, thanks for the heads-up. No promises, though. I’m still exhausted.

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That reminds me. The last Public House Forum was a year ago. I should do at least one more before the end of 2017.

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It’s why I’m so relaxed doing The 9pm Edict Public House Forum episodes live, with just me, no crew. It’s piss-easy now.

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@abcadelaide This was all back in analog days. No cellphones. All done with UHF and VHF radio, microwave links, ana..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…92

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@abcadelaide One of my faves: Two presenters, two hot air balloons over Barossa Valley, chatting cricket with Adela..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3Z

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I miss producing outside broadcasts. We had a fantastic team at @abcadelaide when I was there 1985–1991. We pulledtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…oHYV

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mpesce “Before the automobile, 120,000 horses deposited 60,000 gallons of urine and 2.5 million pounds of manure in the streets of NYC every day.”

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prawn_meat if you’re at the supermarket and you see the “wet floor” sign you have to do it. that’s why it’s always wet around it. from people obeying

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PulpLibrarian Métal Hurlant wasn’t just sci-fi stories: essays, reviews and critical thinking about modern culture were also incl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e1

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@jpwarren @dobes That is magnificent. It reminds me that I should have gone with “cyber correspondent” on the BBC.

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Saturday. They know you did it. Saturday.

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