Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 1st, 2017

glengyron Has Milo’s Australian Story piece finished filming yet?

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Boringstein Congrats to the tech industry on inventing house plants pic.twitter.com/7Btsyshc62

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From the Oxford English Dictionary: ˈscallop | ˈscollop, v. pic.twitter.com/TCzXYzBkCn

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Stop it. All of you, just stop it.

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Yep. “Stephen Parry: Senate President to resign from Parliament after UK citizenship confirmed”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b1

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SOAPYGRAM: “And then there were eight…” pic.twitter.com/QF5b2ro6jt

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I’m never mentioning potato-based food ever again.

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@tip66 @OzKitsch You know damn well what a fish cake is.

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@kathy_skidmore1 A scallop, no matter how it’s cooked. If you have trouble that, then fish fingers will really mess with your mind.

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@corduroy Oh really? I’m currently wolfing down chicken and a greek salad, but I’ll definitely go the squiddy bits then.

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@_midofo_ Most barramundi is farmed too, though. But hey, I guess a truck arrives regularly to deliver fish and stuff.

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Look more closely. It’s four potato scallops for $3.80. twitter.com/BobGrrl/status…

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@_midofo_ I’m guessing whatever is the sort of salmon usually farmed in these parts. Well, in Tasmania I’m guessing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes. And judge them not by the terrible generic stock photos. The burgers are excellent.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s actually a really good trad local takeaway place, run by a Chinese family of long standing. I’d order salads with that.

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botandy ‘check out my invisible baguette’ pic.twitter.com/Zj5ayqaJVz

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jonoabroad WEAPONIZE THE CARROTS

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franksting Totally not shocked by this paragraph. We are a nation filled with inconsiderate arsehats, after all..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qx

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sdw Assuming roughly 300,000 iPhones fit a 747-8F, this group of planes near Alaska alone is currently hauling $2,100,0..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cD

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, but with a corrected photo. The screwed up one was pretty cool though. pic.twitter.com/ZwQ20mg5CW

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EricHaywood Black People: hey hi we are not your property

Southerners: yes the fuck you are

John Kelly: damn shame they could..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…na

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@OaaSvc @ColleenStockfl1 I’ll leave you too it, mate. We’ve enough fucked-up politics in this country to bother wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qs

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@ColleenStockfl1 Would you like a cookie? Maybe a nice warm glass of milk? (BTW, it’s a cicada, not a fly.)

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@ColleenStockfl1 HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHA. Oh fuck off.

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@ColleenStockfl1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA.

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@ColleenStockfl1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHA.

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@ColleenStockfl1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.

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@ColleenStockfl1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHA.

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Ah, the Blustering Buffoon is off again. Always* such a measured, well-thought-through response to events. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@franksting @baxters I am exceedingly happy with that laksa. I’ll definitely return to try the rice and noodle dish..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lU

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I’m loving* the white-people reviews on The Google. pic.twitter.com/03xtjMCHeF

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It’s very good. A nice sourness to it, more Malay than (in my opinion) overly-sweet Singapore style. twitter.com/baxters/status…

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Trying the MaMa Laksa House at The Grace Hotel. pic.twitter.com/FNotAUtS6n

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s not quite an accurate description of events.

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It’s a good thing he’s a good doctor.

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He says the order didn’t immediately show in his account, so he called Apple technical support!

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GP was on the Apple website ordering an iPhone X just two minutes after it went on sale.

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We set next appointment.
GP: Next time I’ll show you my new iPhone X!
Awkward pause.
GP: You’re judging me, aren’t you.
Me: Just laughing.

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GP extols virtues of new Apple Watch.
I say I haven’t got, as we say, a use case for one.
GP explains, or rather, justifies his purchase.

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GP glances at watch.
GP: Oh I’m not rushing you!
Me:Did know. You just wanted me to notice your new Apple Watch?
GP, sheepishly: Yes.

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joshgnosis The ABS will announce the results of the postal survey at 10am on the 15th of November…in Belconnen. pic.twitter.com/WhlgyOCOmS

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ApostrophePong Mobile photos of toilets around Bangkok and some cities I’ve been in 2014-15.
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TheOnion Excitement Builds In Los Angeles To Have One Less Professional Sports Team Playing trib.al/l5UgueA pic.twitter.com/NBWAF6D2Ns

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Enough of sitting with the bin chickens, and cross the road to The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Oh. That’s why people are talking about Slack. Now we’re seeing who had a backup plan for their core business comms tools, and who didn’t.

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@AbstractCode I guess John Howard could get in the right mood for sex with a few sprays of White King. pic.twitter.com/UwKrtaDhY5

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@dobes And I’ll just slack off.

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I wonder what sex with John Howard was like. Would be like. Is like.

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Picketer Howard bemoans loss of “tribal loyalty” and the rise of “identity politics” in same speech, without apparent irony pic.twitter.com/Qs1C2icyfH

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EmmMacfarlane YOUR KID LITERALLY JUST COLLECTED A BUNCH OF FREE HAND-OUTS YOU LUNATIC. twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

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@rycrozier I think it’s the same one that cures indigestion and baldness.

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Meanwhile, back in Definitely Legitimate Business Land… pic.twitter.com/9fHhajhDN6

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It’s all getting so, so interesting. twitter.com/business/statu…

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I haven’t looked at today’s @ASPI_ICPC Daily Cybers yet, but you should subscribe because it’s usually an excellent..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t2

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Wed plan, redraft: 1015 back repairs; 1115 medico; errands; administrivia; train to Wentworth Falls; story pitches en route; early night .

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I suppose it doesn’t really work in countries that say “ass” instead of “arse”.

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Apropos of nothing in particular, is it wrong that I thought…? Nah. pic.twitter.com/fTls7ZpA1v

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Stonekettle I wouldn’t have believed it possible to get so many things wrong in so few characters. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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PAYOLETTER THE TOP STUDENT AT CHOGBORTS pic.twitter.com/jIBn9F9wHB

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Guinz HI GUYS SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS THINKS JFK AND KENNEDY WERE TWO DIFFERENT PRESIDENTS HAVE A GREAT AFTERNOON. pic.twitter.com/yfxT9MJw5e

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“Compare the pair,” as we say in Australia. pic.twitter.com/difUiX88Id

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Of course, back then American Nazis™ weren’t just a rabble of shouty wannabes. twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/s…

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Meanwhile, on this day in Nazi Era One… twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/s…

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Histreepix One of God’s ‘elves’ puts the finishing touches to Switzerland. Near Davos, 1840s. pic.twitter.com/zENGNo3VCz

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@franksting @SnarkyPlatypus Suggest away! There is, after all, a brown woman who said maybe a third of what that ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2O

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@JackGJessen @davpope Yes, @davpope’s mini-universes can look deceptively simple sometimes. There’s a lot i that on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QJ

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NuclearAnthro Three aircraft carriers hanging out in and around Korean Peninsula could be mistaken for force generation. 🤔 twitter.com/usnavy/status/…

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NewtonMark Intern project for cadet journalists: “Choose an MP and cause their removal from Parliament.” twitter.com/KJBar/status/9…

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australian Here’s @jonkudelka’s cartoon today, starring @ParrySenator 🇬🇧
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Wed plan, draft: 1015 back repairs; 1115 medico; errands; administrivia; data wrangling; train to Wentworth Falls; early night, probably.

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Wednesday. Why do you imagine anyone even cares about your elbows? Wednesday.

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@franksting It’ll have beer when someone leases it and organises beer. I know how pubs work. They work like that.

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Oh that’s right, it’s another new day in The America. I assume everything is still going just swell? Which is to say, it’s a dumpster fire?

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Josie1D99 don’t say anything just rt pic.twitter.com/uHH4hf7akQ

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HAHAHAHAHA. Who even thinks up this shit. pic.twitter.com/XVlU6JPGQM

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@franksting Oh you want things to make sense now? Well lah di dah! You’re a bit special.

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@rachel612 I think you completely misjudge my relationship with real estate.

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And before you ask, Western Australia isn’t even an actual place.

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I can’t help it if Queensland is, basically, fucked. twitter.com/tomezine/statu…

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