Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 5th, 2017

@SnarkyPlatypus And on that note, I’m outta here. Busy week ahead, as this thread shows. See also blatant plea for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gy

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This is the best tweet so far from Trump’s Pacific Crossing. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/konotaromp/sta…

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dj2mn Going off like two dead rats pic.twitter.com/7KRNSroADp

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@_midofo_ @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll leave you to it. Bedtime for me on this side of the continent.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus See also: “Adelaide… It’s got that feeling” (1982youtu.be/MZeMHoF6zoIU8

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a wonderful SA Housing Trust promo film for Elizabeth on the Tube of Ewes. Lemme see…

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eshaLegal Presented without comment. pic.twitter.com/weIk5pJSlk

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BenjySarlin In which Trump is asked in deposition about his boast to @KatyTurNBC that he has the “world’s greatest memory” pic.twitter.com/t5UWs5Ooxg

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RyanAbe february 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a tuesday so we will be able to call it 2’s day which is really keeping me going man

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yassmin_a Thanks John. I look forward to being ‘rapped’ by a pie, one of the funnier versions of what I think you meant. pic.twitter.com/a5vZWDiDK4

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rhamdu Me: what’s in the pan? P: Peruvian asparagus water.
TFW veg stock becomes something Gwyneth Paltrow would sell for £90 a bottle.

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RichardTuffin Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/MF6BdG1m6B

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SeanBradbery Kevin Andrews is all over the news, it’s either a leadership spill or a zombie apocalypse…too hard to tell at this point…

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lexanderjmartin Hackers tried to infect folk with malware “used to steal passwords or hold files for ransom.”

“A further mystery i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QA

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@timfdavis @smartbrain @MacqDictionary That is to say, American English is more “authentic” to Middle English roots..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…om

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@timfdavis @smartbrain @MacqDictionary What also needs to be remembered is that the entire -our ending thing was a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…46

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So, just like everything else happening in Europe. And the United States. This is fine. twitter.com/GeorgeKerevan/…

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Histreepix The first human emoji. Cardiff, 1952. pic.twitter.com/Vr4Ka5vo6i

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@smartbrain I have no idea. Wikipedi says the spelling was changed in 1912 but doesn’t say why.

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DavidFeng This country did the Han, the Tang, and more as THE EPIC POWER. So no-one should be surprised, really…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JI

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PickardJE Siri give me the worst possible takes on the big issues of the day pic.twitter.com/RohYRjWlLL

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Labor won that by-election in Tasmania, eh.

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I say, it’s a wet and stormy day forecast for Monday. What fun.* pic.twitter.com/acYLFHg0NB

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Correct. That could really fuck you up. I’d come there from using VND, so I was ready for a mental conversion.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus Sometimes I think that @DavidFeng needs to be put on ketamine.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Go to one of the bars. They know how to make a proper gin and tonic because Singapore.

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@semibogan @shanghaiist I don’t know whether US labour laws are strong enough to stop him, either. It’ll probably c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…66

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus I have grown used to your ranting, Dr Feng.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No you get your change back when you leave. It’s all good. Just don’t eat the Thai.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve told you before, they won’t work here economically. Some idiot made this continent out of desert.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also there’s a cashless hawker thingy upstairs now. The Thai is terrible.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus Everything but trains, I know. You are such an anorak.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng I suspect that China pays in other ways, but this is merely a gut feeling.

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SixthTone China’s ranking in global gender equality and the price for new iPhone X in this week news in numbers pic.twitter.com/wDKTXBepAB

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@DavidFeng Even after stealing all the data from Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology?

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@doggomoose @stacejarman @bunjaree Are they? What’s the key thing? (I guess it’s high enough for that here at Wentworth Falls.)

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Finally, there was a shameless suggestion that you should contribute early. stilgherrian.com/tip/ Please consider. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Also, I announced the next episode of “The 9pm Edict” and mentioned some crowdfunding. See the thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Earlier I posted the Weekly Wrap, and this time it links to some radio I’ve done. Details in the thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Dorothea Lange is one of my favourite photographers. twitter.com/USofDisaster/s…

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ebrumfitt Nothing says toothsome like the Irradiated Evaporated Milk Institute pic.twitter.com/SQVwmV47dN

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JamesMelville The UK is the only country in the developed world where workers are getting poorer while the country is getting ric..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iA

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DDsD This is not how I imagined it.

But makes sense in hindsight. twitter.com/scienmag/statu…

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@abcconvos @statelibrarynsw This is a wonderful, passionate telling of the Lasseter’s Reef story. Recommended liste..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HN

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@abcconvos Here are some of the photos from the 1930 Lasseter expedition courtesy @statelibrarynswtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…ha

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AoDespair I confess that nothing in the past year and a half prepared me for this kind of weaponized imbecility. twitter.com/propublica/sta…

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@NicholasFryer Yeah I’m not taking up any wager against that proposition.

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Listening to yet another @abcconvos, “The mystery of Lasseter’s Reef” abc.net.au/radio/programs…

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@NicholasFryer That’s a definite date, too, ‘cos I’ll set the crowdfunding campaign to end halfway through the show.

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@daniels_den Also, circumstances have changed, and I’m no longer going near where that duck laksa was to be found.

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@daniels_den True. I’m now only using Instagram for Crossing the Nepean, and the start and end of flights, though I’m not sure why.

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Now I want laksa.

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Finally, that number again… sorry, I mean that address again…stilgherrian.com/tip/

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And here’s “The 9pm Public House Forum 4”, recorded in Melbourne, um, a year ago. stilgherrian.com/edict/00064/

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Anyway, here’s the last episode of the Edict, in case you missed it. stilgherrian.com/edict/00069/

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Why not pay now, to make me feel special, and choose later? Be a sport. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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Last time, a year ago, you could buy questions for the Public House Forum and stuff like Three Random Words. There will be things like that.

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Any contribution made from today will also count towards that campaign and accrue whatever rewards there are. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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Before then, I’ll also start a crowdfunding campaign for “The 9pm Edict Summer Season”. I reckon that’ll go live this Thursday.

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Key announceable: The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” will be recorded on Thu 23 Nov at 2100 AEDT, streamed at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 388: Laksa, laziness, and lovely conversations” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/38… Covers 30 Oct t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PP

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New blog post: “Talking Trump, Twitter, employee revenge on ABC Adelaide” (14 min audio from Fri) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Yes, I’m finally getting back into posting the audio from my radio spots. This week’s at least.

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New blog post: “Talking trust and the uncanny valley on ABC Melbourne” (24 min audio from Tue) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@corduroy @franksting @Nyx2701 I figured we should give him proper advice. For a change.

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JazzTwemlow Coincidentally, nine of ’ seventeen viewers are actually cardboard cutouts of people. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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corduroy “Hey Siri, directions to Coles” pic.twitter.com/yGFhnt0hCv

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@garthk @bunjaree That tree is close to the house, but given we’re in near-virgin eucalypt scrub I might see what e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fM

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I recorded this yesterday, but on these rainy days the birds’ morning chorus at @bunjaree is wonderful. stilgherrian.com/wp-content/upl…

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Listening to @abcconvos “Brylcreem, beehives and Devils on Horseback” on 1960s Australia with Noelene Brown. abc.net.au/radio/programs…

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@stacejarman Yes. Today’s photographs are from @bunjaree near Wentworth Falls.

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@garthk @bunjaree “Foliose lichen”, eh? Yes, “like a leaf”. Indeed, I think we’re looking at two different species.

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@stacejarman We’ve a few more days of it to go, too.

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@franksting @JonoH @Nyx2701 @corduroy The microbrewery is just up the hill behind you, in the Carrington Hotel complex.

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@franksting @Nyx2701 @corduroy The Old City Bank should serve you well. Good range of ales, good pub fare plus pizz..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4E

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Resign_In_Shame @Chuffed $105,840 raised!

🖖💓✌

Food & Water 🚨
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Another view down the same forest track in the drizzle. pic.twitter.com/oXbJYcTnOJ

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ohgoddickie Dress for the job you want pic.twitter.com/9N5UzC9WGW

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@Nyx2701 @franksting @corduroy If you have the kids with you, @franksting, then the Old City Bank or the Alex is th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2k

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@Nyx2701 @franksting @corduroy I also quite like the Alexandra in Leura.

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@Nyx2701 @franksting @corduroy The pseudo-Irish pub is the Harp & Fiddle (of course) in Katoomba, though the same p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…73

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Not-idiot bird. Folks, check this Australian Long-Billed Corella solving a mechanical puzzle. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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NuclearAnthro This is petty and demeaning and I love that the Japanese are making Trump do it. twitter.com/w7voa/status/9…

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daviottenheimer pretty sure US regime leader just asked Japan why their samurai warriors can’t fly up and stop explosives in sky… pic.twitter.com/y2PWFtviXl

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Listening to @abcconvos “Ears wide open: master field recordist Chris Watson” abc.net.au/radio/programs… Because ambient sound is a great love.

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@upulie @abcconvos I’m past my initial fears that they were about to confuse ocean liners with cruise liners, but w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…np

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Listening to @abcconvos “How the ocean liner changed the world” abc.net.au/radio/programs…

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Leroy_Lynch Reminder, Gillard did agree to NZ refugee offer.* Abbot stopped it. radionz.co.nz/news/political… *seems “govt sources” saying Australia never did

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thehill Protestors troll Trump with “Welcome to Kenya” signs during Hawaii visit hill.cm/pGSvMx7 pic.twitter.com/FIX8uHJIYu

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free_facts The guy who made up Google has a million dollars

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NuclearAnthro To paraphrase Bill O’Reilly, price of freedom is to have to periodically decapitate the parasitic bourgeoise & redi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vQ

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@oberonsghost Clearly not. How dare anyone even consider the concept.

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BradMossEsq <screams into pillow> pic.twitter.com/QBSbNXCNok

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I think the market price of durham wheat just went up a percentage point.

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That really was quite a lot of fettuccini.

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Should anyone still need to have it pointed out, “Sometimes when a boat arrives it actually doesn’t. It depends on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LF

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rycrozier Drone hired to scatter sweets above a crowd falls into the crowd instead. japantoday.com/category/natio…?

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SeanMcElwee Fox is literally convincing millions of Americans a satire invented by a Twitter user named after the Teenage Mutan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xJ

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byrdinator I’m not sure Fox News understood @pwnallthethings’ tweets in their article about his Twitter account being suspende..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1i

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Eating far too much fettuccini. Covering the entire universe with home-made pasta sauce.

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KKeneally .@TurnbullMalcolm: “We have no place in Australia for witch hunts. That is not our way.” pic.twitter.com/G68eePuJLc

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@ApostrophePong It’s all got to do with how compression algorithms works. This would’ve been JPEG compression at th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jl

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doddsy1975 Lass I know on Facebook has just discovered @realDonaldTrump in her dogs ear. pic.twitter.com/mEsjdZRHfC

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mmcintire Remember the Panama Papers? There’s been another leak. Stay tuned. It’s good. twitter.com/icijorg/status…

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BTW, @ApostrophePong, you may like this image, when Twitter’s image scaling destroyed my photo from a train. pic.twitter.com/UxF8bKGQHJ

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PadraigBelton You may hate your job. But at least you aren’t Jedward’s barrister. pic.twitter.com/a0580soVFi

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus Oh of course. You HAVE been getting into this!

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DrRhysPockett Hell yes. twitter.com/kalebhorton/st…

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rhysam The first interracial sex on Australian TV was Deb Mailman and I on Secret Life of Us, 2004 (approximately). twitter.com/moodvintage/st…

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Sun plan, for what it’s worth: Pasta; bins; consider week ahead; Weekly Wrap; sketch out article for tomorrow; just a TINY bit of Thai TV.

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It’s basically the same as a crucifix necklace, so stop your complaining. twitter.com/hannahtraining…

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll watch one episode a bit later. The production is excellent. Just one episode. Just one.

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KetanJ0 Landlords are leaving the Vic rental market because they’re being forced to not exploit humans for profit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hL

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus Also, I am definitely not going down a Thai TV rabbit-hole. I am definitely not goi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vO

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus Also, Khun Wit, the chef, sings along with T-Pop while he’s doing prep.

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus Oh! I have seen some of these on the screen at That Place!

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus See also, of course, the United Fruit Company, and the term “banana republic”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Fr…

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus You say that as if having the Director of the CIA and the Secretary of State being brothers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sT

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus But yes, @ApostrophePong, that’s exactly the sort of romcom soap opera thing I imagined.

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@munin Yes, Iran copped all the finger-pointing at the time. I haven’t heard any different since.

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“Saudi Arabia warns on cyber defense as Shamoon resurfaces” (24 Jan) reuters.com/article/us-sau…

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus I will not go down the Thai gay soap opera rabbit-hole. I will not go down the Thai..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KY

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus “Gross Domestic Happiness”? Heh. I wonder if there’s EN subtitles for any of these.

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I’m not implying a connection. I’m just reminded that at the time the attribution of Shamoon was inconclusive, and I haven’t followed up.

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Oh, by the way, did we ever figure out who was responsible for all of Saudi Aramco’s computers being wiped in the Shamoon attack in 2012?

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Although… and stay with me here… could it even be possible that there’s something slightly corrupt about the floating of Saudi Aramco?

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So on that Saudi thing? Here’s what Trump tweeted around 12 hours ago. I’m sure there’s absolutely no connection. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @wibbly Dubbing would’ve been done in the US, and I’m guessing funded by the CIA. See also “Quadran..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0u

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Wait. Prince al-Waleed bin Talal was one of those arrested? This is kind of enormous news. twitter.com/spectatorindex…

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus I’m guessing that “The Samurai” may have been a later wave on Japanese TV then, about the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JW

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus Some of the kids at school — but definitely not me — made star knives out of the tops of betwitter.com/i/web/status/9…IWxK

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus Shintaro was his name. I forget the name of his occasional ninja friend, who helped him des..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lt

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus “Read about it”? One “historical” series simply called “The Samurai” was on Australian TV a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gb

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@scott_thewspot Well that was obviously their big mistake.

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@SnarkyPlatypus And @ApostrophePong is more into twisted Thai alternative cinema. I’d assume Thai soaps are more pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VH

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually I don’t know. The Corner is usually showing outrageously confusing game shows that seem to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WD

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Corruption? The Saudis? Surely there is some mistake. twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/st…

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@jpwarren All hippo content is relevant.

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@SnarkyPlatypus One teen-family soap had a long arc about the risks of playing basketball with Bad Youths Who Would..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4l

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@SnarkyPlatypus A noodle bar I used to frequent always had the latest Canto soaps on bootleg DVDs. You didn’t need..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VR

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OK, I think I’ve stopped shaking now, and the pain is subsiding, so time to get out of bed.

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@nazzer That sounds awesome. I’m glad you’re working on that, because Hunters Hill obviously has a huge crocodile problem.

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… was that’s clearly in his case it all amounted to a leather phrenology, something something horse’s arse. Needs work, I guess.

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My joke, which was obviously hilarious in the dream, but now I can’t quite remember how it worked, was me mocking him…

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Some bloke was on about how horse saddles worked and how you could match the shape of the saddle to best fit a man’s build and riding style.

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Oh I remember another joke from the dream. It happened in one of the restaurants inside the Tower Bridge.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh yeah, all that “penguins represent your childhood masturbation” and “the smashed melon is your k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…So

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@munin Even days later, I find myself thinking, say, I must fix that broken screen, then remember that only happened in a dream. Annoying.

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@munin You probably have, but can’t remember them. Another part of this is that I remember them for hours after I wake, with some blurring.

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@munin We’re trying to reduce that side-effect. It’s exhausting, and knocks two hours out of nearly every morning.

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@munin It’s a known side effect of my drug regime. Lengthy, vivid dreams. The sequence continues even after, say, a quick toilet break.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No the cat thing kept happening again and again. My body aches from muscles being tensed.

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And then the cat attacked my face again. Obviously.

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I turned and said, “Here’s a sentence I didn’t expect to say today, but, ‘Excuse me, would you like me to take care of your hippopotamus?’”

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While a student distracted the hippopotamus with the pineapple, I warned him that the hippo could run faster than he could.

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The women were dressed in red clothes sort of halfway between Masai warriors and Singapore Airlines cabin crew, and standing in a warehouse.

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Apart from that, the bit with the hippo having to be distracted with a pineapple was interesting, geographic issues aside.

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Oh FFS. I did not want to fall asleep again, and I definitely did not want an extended dream about a cat repeatedly attacking my face.

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Yes, I’m sure this is the best way of passing on this message. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Classic_picx The wedding of Charles, Prince of Wales, and Camilla Parker Bowles took place in a civil ceremony at Windsor Guildh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vr

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Skippy, Skippy
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Skippy, Skippy
Skippy, our friend ever true

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Sunday. You can choose two penguins, but only one of them can be named after your mother. Sunday.

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