Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 2017

SquigglyRick Omg guys how good is the dance scene from Call me by Your Name I’ve posted it here with permission pic.twitter.com/NFcnjmnOiX

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“Alexander Downer” and “drinking buddies” are not a thing. twitter.com/keith_ng/statu…

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AMNH Next time you eat guacamole, thank a giant ground sloth: the Lestodon! These 15-ft animals ate avocado whole, trave..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hr

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elzxbth You tried to warn us. twitter.com/johnbirmingham…

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angryaboutbikes The three types of “Amateur Historian”:
1) Owns a metal detector and muddy wellies
2) Has 400 books on the history..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7h

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I suppose it’s hard to celebrate NYE, and especially hard to let off fireworks, inside the Cupboard. So this is all..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kf

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Sun plan: The “potter around the house eating and drinking” turned into slothing, but now I’ll keep going until the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aU

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AndrewBGreene Pretty sure President Trump’s supporters are gonna lose their minds when they discover @AlexanderDowner was a “Libe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bU

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ClickHole Emotional Rant: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Apologized For Letting Nazis Use His Platform When It’s Intended Only For L..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PU

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alexdecampi Heyyy so I heard Marvel is letting us make our own comics now and there are some rules about stuff we have to inclu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lH

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AndrewBGreene Americans are now sending herograms to Alexander Downer thanking him for his reported role in kicking off the FBI’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mx

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Sun plan, draft: Potter around the house eating and drinking until the world ends. I mean, until the year ends. Fourteen hours to go.

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@NuclearAnthro This reminds me, I haven’t caught up with the latest adventures of Mr Peanut.

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@NuclearAnthro Amongst other things, I hope, because the Gryphon is slightly obscure.

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@NuclearAnthro And this is all before a coffee. I can see how my brain generated both “W84” and “No, that’s wrong”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SW

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@NuclearAnthro “Tonight on ‘Know Your Nuclear Warhead’…” But if I say “W84” I’m pretty sure I don’t get the bonus points.

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@NuclearAnthro Is it sad that I took one glance at that and thought “Davy Crockett warhead”?

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Histreepix The residents of Gotham City summon Santa. 1956. pic.twitter.com/hUFPLCAREk

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jacquidark Yeah, that Joan Sullivan sure could hold a tune! Please, @theheraldsun, re-hire some editors!!! ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wd

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I just had a two-hour dream about arguing over the correct size for a paper aircraft, railway timetables, and regis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hn

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Sunday. Extensions will not be granted. Sunday.

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Kate_McClymont A twice bankrupted self-proclaimed lord, who claims to be Prince Philip’s love child, is using a mysterious documen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…68

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@mogadeet She’d lost it long before that.

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Oh stop your complaining.

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nickschadegg seven hours. he didn’t even last seven hours. pic.twitter.com/M2YzEfYO7m

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Don’t get me wrong. Ms Greer is lovely to drink with at 10am before going on stage — true story — but this far pasttwitter.com/i/web/status/9…qmDv

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Is there some sort of Germaine Greer tracking and alert site?

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Whew. For a moment then I thought the Woman Of A Certain Age in the beer garden was Germaine Greer and I thought th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PO

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2018 is going to be pretty fucked, eh.

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Quiet pre-shopping pint.

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upulie Entirely normal person twitter.com/clarkemicah/st…

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@iiTalW It’s the best kind of Twitterporn.

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So, you’ve seen “A Clockwork Orange”? twitter.com/techAU/status/…

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Oh good, I could use winning the lotto. pic.twitter.com/W0S0MQFslf

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I’d leave the shopping until tomorrow except that it’ll be busy with all the last-minute party shoppers and the like.

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Sat plan: Sleep in and slow start (done); shopping, Katoomba (a bit later); meals ad lib. There’s a strong sense of CBF about today.

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Saturday. Rattle or gurgle, but not both. Saturday.

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peter_tonoli TIL that ‘#’, ‘%’, ‘&’, ‘=’, ‘/’ and ‘<’ are called ‘hacking characters’. twitter.com/nixcraft/statu…

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drmistercody Guys, thank you for your brave tuxedos. twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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australian PM to be penalised over dodgy dinghy behaviour.
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dekrazee1 elarroyo_atx’s photo instagram.com/p/BdQS0u7BZMO/ So true

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Stonekettle This guy. twitter.com/chris_costner/…

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johnmcternan Twitter, you know what to do. pic.twitter.com/NUgpo4aa3I

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Just in case you’d started to think, for some reason, that Bono wasn’t a tosser, a reminder. twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…

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Friday. Which just goes to show you. Friday.

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SydneyTom_ Malcolm Turnbull Memorial Swimming Centre has a nice ring to it twitter.com/randlight/stat…

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@dobes That’s probably for the best.

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@dobes You shouldn’t listen to that rubbish.

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@garystark Look for a (very brief) paper titled “On Bullshit”. It makes the point that this is the defining aspect of bullshit, cf lies.

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@corduroy I think the trick is to not read the twat.

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veryann0yed my dad said sex ed shouldn’t be the responsibility of public schools, but parents, and i told him that’s a weird ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w6

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Every now and then I end up admiring Trump for the sheer audacity of his bullshit. This is one of those times. twitter.com/JamesGunn/stat…

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Why not? We ship ordinary fuckin’ water from France. twitter.com/peterjblack/st…

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Oh wait. 30 toes. No, I misread that as 30 tons.

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maryellenmurr this is especially funny if you imagine the lizard nuns wrote and submitted it pic.twitter.com/l1k5Jfd50o

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@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls @bigyahu @garystark BTW, I’ve used this procedure on an excess of garden snails and they fry..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o8

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@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls @bigyahu @garystark Fuckin’ backpackers. You’d have to do the thing you do with snails and fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6F

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staffo_sez So, Simon & Schuster rejected Milo’s MS because its arguments were weak. Imagine if this fundamental standard was a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cm

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@R_Chirgwin @garystark @GordyPls @bigyahu Mate. Your kids are too skinny. No meat on them. Not worth it.

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@DavidRDHeath Yes, the least creepy option is that one of the nearby houses has run out of parking space so there they are.

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@GordyPls @bigyahu Meh. Children. Gas the little fuckers.

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@GingerGorman Hah! These are excellent. Yes, this is the life!

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@garystark Mind you, it probably won’t end well.

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@GingerGorman See this is the thing. So much of our work can be easily done in our underwear with a gin and tonic close at hand.

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nehadk Daily Mail: Old Muslim man (might be affiliated with ISIS) lies to young innocent Christian boy. twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…

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I’d have said it was down to containerisation and bulk handling. twitter.com/NatBullard/sta…

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Is today a work day? Should I be doing some work?

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@DavidRDHeath That does seem to be the business proposition. Curious that it’s parked at a private hotel in Ashfiel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zl

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@GordyPls @bigyahu You’d be surprised how often I get this request.

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jpwarren This will test the adequacy of our strategic shadenfreude reserves. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@bigyahu Nothing half a dozen A-10s couldn’t fix.

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@elle_franks That’s great, but do they have to be in the same thing.

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I’m listening to the latest episode of the “Beef And Dairy Network Podcast”. Two minutes in and I’m already in love..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aL

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mikenelson586 This is good content twitter.com/sarahemclaugh/…

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@nickzoic I’m just calling for a little lawn’order.

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@kjmci I quite like this typo too.

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If there’s not a lawn against this there should be. twitter.com/kjmci/status/9…

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Thu plan: Tidy all the things (almost all done, apart from concealing the gin theft); lunch, somewhere; train to We..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C8

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@johnb78 True. In hindsight, I should have let it stand.

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crashrosbe Someday I hope to be as brave as my one year old daughter who just kneeled down and took a shit in the middle of the Toronto airport.

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@johnb78 Mate, you’ve got rocks, tree things, and laminex. What more do you need?

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TheOnion Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xW

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@wombat1974 Brutalism has a point, though many people don’t get it. These are just dumb blocks.

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OaaSvc 🤔 pic.twitter.com/Ax7i7zPC29

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@wombat1974 We live in the age of Pointless Concrete Blocks. It’s wonderful.

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darkhorse166 Demolish their apartments. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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ComfortablySmug Humans definitely won’t regret creating robot snakes with lasers on their heads

pic.twitter.com/RhWldxmnWq

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MalwareTechBlog It baffles me how a guy who tweeted high resolution photos of his own passport could get hacked.
twitter.com/officialmcafee…

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wilfredchan was that chopsticks placement also ‘inspired by asia’ 👀 pic.twitter.com/xG4ixOsOd3

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CNNnewsroom “You Can’t See Me” ❌ 👀 A large truck is attempting to block cameras from capturing video of President Donald Trum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WY

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@bluntshovels I do like that we know specifically which of these arsehats we’re talking about.

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Thu plan, draft: Tidy all the things; lunch, somewhere; train to Wentworth Falls; reading en route, maybe; lazy eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yr

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johnb78 This may be the most middle class problems protest sign in history pic.twitter.com/o523Ll8sKx

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Thursday. Things should be just one thing. Things should not be two things. Thursday.

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Stop retweeting things as if you understand what they mean.

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MadRadhu Here’s an image of the Japanese Internment Camps we built during WW2. The memorial we built for these says “Here we..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hx

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@tacticalmaid It’s OK, I was making a “joke” about being old.

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@tacticalmaid I used to drink with him at that pub that isn’t there any more.

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@tacticalmaid Nobody ever tells me anything interesting.

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@tacticalmaid This needs some work, but “Tom Clancy’s Of The Overflow”?

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Is there any way to remotely cause Airpods to deliver a fatal electrical discharge? Asking for a friend.

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RTYI @SnarkyPlatypus. Not the first time I’ve seen this image. twitter.com/oldpicsarchive…

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@franksting I think I understand what you mean. Keep up the good work, Breeder Soldier.

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@GordyPls There’s a lot in this whole scenario that I don’t understand.

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@GordyPls Wearing pyjamas is a thing that happens when you’re married I guess.

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@kjmci You may not be across the range of placenta-based products already on the market.

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@gths Oh,that was referring to a different arsehat.

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STOP RETWEETING THAT ARSEHAT.

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ota3566 在推特首頁看到CCTV推出一套名為《如果國寶會說話》的紀錄片,即時浮現這幅圖 pic.twitter.com/O1AapMLRb8

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Why bother with this bullshit? The man doesn’t pay contractors who he’s got, like, a contract with. He ain’t gonna..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jo

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@ajft Do you have something against bats?

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@RealNickHodge When you say “Go full Zodiac’…

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@poddiguy @jaybeware Also, in reality. (Sorry.) Yep, this has been part of America for a long time. And other nations.

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SixthTone A married man reflects on his 12 years in the sex industry — how he became a husband, father, and sex worker

This.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8AL

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RealNickHodge @Rashas_Mo I know chemtrails contain gluten.

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Now that I think about it, I wish I had the resources to make random weird shit and hide it in caves or bury it in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C6

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This is magnificent. These are difficult birds to photograph. twitter.com/leo_qbn/status…

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RealSardonicus On June 1836 five young boys, hunting for rabbits on the north-eastern slopes Arthur’s Seat, Edinburgh, found 17 mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OG

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Everyone’s all for air safety until it causes them a little personal inconvenience. twitter.com/chrissyteigen/…

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@jonoabroad $350 for an hour plus cab fares.

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jc_cummins An update on the Melbourne crocodile: “four people have called trying to claim ownership”
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-2…

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@brentspargo @NewtonMark @simonhackett It’s all OK. @simonhackett can take care of himself. He is more than aware of me.

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@egadheg I’ll have another look myself.

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@paulkidd @egadheg Sorry. Of course. I stand corrected.

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@egadheg I wonder what you’d have said about the stump-jump plough back in the day.

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@egadheg That said, the actual job of fence posts is to be narrow yet strong.

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jaybeware In case anyone didn’t know this was an actual thing: thinkprogress.org/california-tel… pic.twitter.com/YNfc2mIrE5

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@johnb78 @28481k Also, a prime minister not a million miles from here.

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