Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 4th, 2017

I_amGermany We value two things highly here in Germany: neatness, and football. pic.twitter.com/Tc9qsgFLSK

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Mulboyne Wild boar ran wild through a Kyoto school. One was found dead in the pool. Another died during capture…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r2

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awelder Political class heroes standing up for the big jobs twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

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Making a noodle-based error.

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Jarrapin With Turnbull Gov going after Sam Dastyari’s connection with Huang, why is Huang’s close adviser Tim Xu campaigning..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mc

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MarkAndrejevic how much of the time is the supposed leader of the free world spending with aides trying to get everyone’s story st..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Md

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BuzzFeedOzNews NBN is offering “masterclass” lessons to MPs on why the NBN is delayed. buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/i…

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stevendeknight Psst. Hey Sarah. Remember this gem? twitter.com/sarahhuckabee/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Yeah but only if you send the emus themselves out to do the bank heist.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Did you get any ostrich farms? They were always a personal fave.

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Oh yes. Also dodgy investment schemes. Back in the 1970s investing in pine plantions was a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6q

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@erkpod Obviously. Also, it is an unwritten law that if someone orders a meal with chips at a pub and you don’t hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jf

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@SnarkyPlatypus Besides, it gives East Africa something to do with the vast areas of abandoned aloe vera farms that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mA

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@SnarkyPlatypus They are like the thing I drink most now.

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“Legally Binding: people who eat hot chips on public transport must be brought to justice” crikey.com.au/2017/12/04/leg…

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@riskybusiness @munin There is of course zero chance this sort of thing will aid phishing.

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shalailah The Greens just passed a motion, with the support of Labor, to condemn Senator Leyonhjelm for asking controversial..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n5

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dobes A take so shameful the grauniad author remains unknown pic.twitter.com/BUA0utsaS1

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@Spoonyman That’s very good, but not TiWi?

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[TWEET DELETED AFTER DUE CONSIDERATION OF AUSTRALIA’S TOUGH DEFAMATION LAWS.]

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Ten years from now Tim Wilson will totally have his own low-rent home and fashion tips show every morning on Lifest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AN

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dobes no one tell my dentist twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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glengyron Tim Wilson just got his wedding paid for by a glossy magazine. Tim Wilson always looking out for Tim Wilson.

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free_facts Hangovers are easily cured by drinking 8 gallons of white paint

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@dobes My priorities in life have not included swamp-based activities.

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Actually this is a pretty good description of my life overall. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes What, a sort of bleak squelching sound full of remorse and self-loathing?

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@haruki_zaemon If he turned my personal life into a cheap political stunt I’d stab the cunt.

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Fuckin’ Tim Wilson, eh.

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JuddLegum Hi everyone, this is Judd’s lawyer:

Just wanted to let you know that if anything super incriminating appears on th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GY

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BarristerSecret As a lawyer, I can confirm that I frequently compose tweets confessing to crimes and send them from my clients’ twi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cm

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shirerabbit31 @workmanalice This systemic stereotyping of LBGTIQ people is offensive and unnecessary. Similarly in question time..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bU

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allisongallaghr tim wilson proposing to his partner in parliament is almost as cute as his passionate belief in legalising racial vilification

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@RichardTuffin I reckon I can make his ring bigger.

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@RichardTuffin ZOOM IN ON THE RING I WANT TO INSPECT BANANABY’S RING VERY CLOSELY INDEED.

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JuliusGoat This is just to say

I have eaten
the plums
they were my plums
totally mine

and which
you will probably
say (lying..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vf

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Yes. Where is Bananaby’s ring and what does it look like? twitter.com/RichardTuffin/…

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KimKierkegaard I had to eat
the plums
because they lied to the FBI

Forgive me
What I meant was
my lawyer ate them

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@NicholasFryer Oh @NicholasFryer, do you know of Senator Leyonhjelm’s passionate speech in support of Aussie-made s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9e

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SwiftOnSecurity when u find out ur a blue footed booby pic.twitter.com/05hibKWhSH

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lonelydandruff tired: aww tim wilson can get married to his boyfriend
wired: i hope tim wilson gets divorced and becomes a sad family court dad

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“Get that glitter out of your life,” says @theharryshearer on Le Show, because the microparticles get into waste wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…f3

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campuscodi Data breach announcement incoming… twitter.com/zackwhittaker/…

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markhumphries As the dual citizenship crisis rolls on, @SBS unveils its new political-themed season of ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ pic.twitter.com/iGRhi1xaMp

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“Mistrust of Australia is growing in China” by NickBisley via @LowyInstitute lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete…

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@rhysnicholson Should I mention that they’re called Hens Nights?

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rhysnicholson From now on gay men should have Buck’s parties in straight women bars and see how they like.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Does Katter count” is a separate issues.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well they’d have to be in parliament. Is that even allowed?

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This really is so out of character for Malcolm Turnbull. He’s never been out of touch or tone deaf before. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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hmatkin From @DavidLeyonhjelm’s citizenship statement… pic.twitter.com/ANRVJr1eqQ

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Apparently the Prime Minister has just emerged from his cryogenic chamber. twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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@misosusanowa @JamesClayton5 OMFG VIOLATING TWITTER’S TERMS OF SERVICE IS THERE NO LIMIT TO THESE PEOPLE’S TREACHERY.

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@JamesClayton5 Call. These. Fuckers. Out.

Oh yeah, of course this a hot-button issue. Cybers are the biggest threa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DX

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@JamesClayton5 A hypothetical. If a high street bank suffered a £50,000 fraud and the branch manager brushed it awa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7a

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Maybe if @JamesClayton5 etc challenged this dangerous and dysfunctional workplace culture instead of dismissing the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ai

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I’m still such a hopeless romantic. Someone who’s so out of touch that they can’t even do what everyone fucking els..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jd

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Mind you, the MPs probably quite like having this potential for plausible deniability. Tantamount to criminal recklessness though it is.

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Extremely common, sure. Extremely stupid and dangerous behaviour, definitely. The right way to do it is to give the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W0

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@oliyoung As a news story might put it, “The PM has made it more than clear to the ABS that further failures will n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6z

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SteveStuWill The Guardian Christmas party must be a real blast. pic.twitter.com/e8kohAvHfh

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So a marriage proposal is the new hi-viz vest.

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@oliyoung Having followed the whole post-Census inquiries closely, I can see why “sane and rational” is now seen as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aP

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So, Australian banks. Has anyone done a comparison of personal transaction accounts lately. Are there any real diff..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oG

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Key item: You can book a free audience spot for the Public House Forum episode on the afternoon of Sun 17 Dec at publichouseforum5.eventbrite.com

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, including the dates of the next podcasts. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Slow start, yet again; another day on the @director_tech task list. That looks small, but it’s a suitably productive day.

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oz_f It appears the government is dropping its controversial proposal to drug test welfare recipients..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GO

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How does a fish get through life without a concept of water? twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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Good thinking, Poodle. Yes, the lawmakers obeying the law. How come no one has thought of that before? twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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This is even more than 100 percent true. HT @jeamland. twitter.com/johnvvariety/s…

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_DaveKnowles Russian cyber intelligence officer must be the easiest job in the world. CC: @martijn_grooten /..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eq

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glengyron USA: How did the Russians use these platforms to subvert our democratic systems.

Australia: Why isn’t The Austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bh

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It is pleuting encore.

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Monday. You’ve got to draw the lion somewhere. Monday.

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