Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 21st, 2017

I’m going to retweet this again because there really is such good advice coming out of @ncsc. twitter.com/ncsc/status/94…

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@jonoabroad Heh. I knew if I stayed for dinner and wine then this would be the outcome. The only thing I really nee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jJ

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@jonoabroad They found me. There’s clearly a campaign to talk up the terrorism threat.

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@SMCADMAN @CindyLa83906912 @jack No, I’m a journalist who covers aspect of the tech industry, and I’ve been trackin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4X

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@SMCADMAN @CindyLa83906912 @jack ‘Scuse my language, I’m Australian and post dinner drinks.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Eh? I just came down for dinner with Certain People. I’ll be back on Sunday, probably not before, though plans are unmade.

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@SMCADMAN @CindyLa83906912 @jack I’m fine lol. I’ve worked in the media most of my adult life. When you’re in your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2S

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@perrynfowler @CindyLa83906912 She has. I’m just hanging out for some of these degenerate sex acts she’s on about,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oo

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@SMCADMAN @CindyLa83906912 @jack Don’t waste your breath. They’re oblivious. Twitter desperately needs to justify i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wq

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@fiedag That’s right. I do actually know what I’m saying and appreciate the irony of it. Not everyone is as stupid a cunt as you are.

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According to the timetable I’ll be arriving at Wentworth Falls at 0128. Thank the gods I can sleep in tomorrow.

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@ddowza This I know. I’m enjoying the humour of it tonight, but I hate to think what it’s like for those who get solidly targeted.

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Twitter is Nazi Germany. Obviously. Ah, I wish I could afford the drugs these guys are on. twitter.com/CindyLa8390691…

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Yes, “Cindy Lauper” is worried that I support degenerate sex acts and terrorism. I wish I had the time. This shit i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6g

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CindyLa83906912 @stilgherrian Oh you support degenerate sex acts AND terrorism? IMAGINE MY SHOCK.

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CindyLa83906912 @stilgherrian Not an attack. Just an agenda filled Statement designed to lull people into thinking diversity isn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mg

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You’d have to be really fucking stupid to interpret a call for a calm and rational response to be some sort of atta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tD

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@upulie Thank you. I’ll be working up to dogs and sheep next week.

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As it happens, me and the people I was having dinner with all have strong links with the sex industry and we fell a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pV

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JonnyOates example 1 … of millions!! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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henryeveryman @stilgherrian Wow. How shitty and insensitive can you be? Describing people’s lives being destroyed as “only a few hundred square meters”.

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enoch_macdhu @dial999now @stilgherrian He claims in his bio he’s a “word whore”. Whores are renowned for their compassion - I t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j4

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enoch_macdhu When signalling your virtue is the most important thing of all beyond even the loss of life, pain, injury, devastat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OA

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ScottWar91 @stilgherrian Imagine being such a callous shit-stain that you’d refer to people’s lives as “Only a few hundred squ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OT

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Oh good, I see I’ve made some new friends who’ve judged me from one out-of-context tweet spun by strangers combined..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7B

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@mjfly1 @BlogsofWar I don’t intend to detract from that. But the headless chook media circus doesn’t add to it either.

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@mjfly1 @BlogsofWar You’ve missed the point of my comment.

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tashlee Pretty sure every baby born in 2016 was named Olivia. Even the boys.

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lmScampi After generations, we are finally seeing evolution. pic.twitter.com/dTIEMOzG59

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@AndyAce83 Yes. Those things. Once we actually know something. I’m objecting to the usual flocks of headless chicke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dJ

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I do, yes, but I’ll let someone else take charge of the headless chickens for a change. twitter.com/cmrnmnning/sta…

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A thing has happened in Melbourne. Beware of anyone who’s starting to interpret the thing, because we don’t really..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bC

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@joelpmichael My phone stays on silent too. No one is paying me to be on call.

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Turning Circle. Ping @ApostrophePong, also a reminder to myself to find somewhere higher up. pic.twitter.com/pKa8yYEm0h

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“Chinese embassy issues safety warning for nationals in Australia” abc.net.au/news/2017-12-2… pic.twitter.com/3tBobTGxZk

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“Doctors lash Tasmanian health system as ‘circus’ and ‘Muppet Show’” abc.net.au/news/2017-12-2… pic.twitter.com/nvSBZXi2vL

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“Federation Square Apple store backlash based on ‘misunderstanding’: architect”
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-2… pic.twitter.com/4Un2hMhiU8

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@joshgnosis @dobes But if @AusAmbCyber emails you a Christmas card as a PDF, don’t open it.

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AusAmbCyber Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from DFAT Team Cyber 🖱️🖥️🎄🎅🎉🎉🎉

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@Spoonyman How many of us inflicted that crap on ourselves?

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Hypothesis: The more intrusive or lo-fi someone’s ringtone, the less likely they are to ever be called about anything important.

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mnurkic The w͟éat͢her o̘̪̕u̪͢t̴̡̥͙̺̘̠ͅs̙̹͈̮͉̮͞i̸̝̟̼͖̕d͙̼͉̙͕͠e̗̬̱̮̮͡ͅi̸̟͕̲̠ͨ̎̊̉̃̀͟ṡ̷͍̺ͮ̓ f͇̥͉̝͎͙̣̻̟̽̑ͫͦ̅͜͝͝..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QN

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Paris would have been the Seine strategy. twitter.com/LaneCrockett/s…

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PatriotHole Blueprint For Terror: Is The WWE Unintentionally Showing Terrorists How To Perform America’s Best Wrestling Moves?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GB

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@R_Chirgwin Not if you don’t tell them the vertical distance you can’t.

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@mrgrumio @n1vux @NuclearAnthro “Largest on-land instrumented range” was always the claim.

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PABurns_ Pygmy possum release did not go as planned pic.twitter.com/jeK13Sya8L

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danielcormier @govtrack .@govtrack took 1 hour 14 minutes to change their password policies. That’s amazing.

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So how’s Uhlmann going today? Is it steak knives or incontinence pads?

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joneaves OH “anyway the second of the three pints may have been a mistake”

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adam_turner I love how Optus calls its widespread scare tactics an “error”, picked up by some pesky journalist. Have fun in cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d8

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marrowing when i was 11, 15 girls in my class wrote a fake soapie, plots, characters, etc. just to bully 1 other girl into lying that she’d watched it

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sspencer_63 Be afraid be very afraid. The bloke Turnbull just put in charge of all our intelligence and security agencies accus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6Y

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NBCNews Russian trolls chose targeted moments during the presidential election to infiltrate and divide the online conversa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oL

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I’m still not convinced that Warrimoo is an actual place.

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jpwarren Perhaps now they can find someone who knows how to run a phone system? twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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@dobes The fucker arced up at me. Normally he’s just conning tourists out of sandwiches and the like.

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Scottludlam when even your expanding waistline is a shadowy conspiracy pic.twitter.com/AeUxyxsvDH

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ParrotOfTheDay One of our favourite pics of 2017: Young crimson rosella (Platycercus elegans) in that awkward, patchy phase betwee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sf

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mainframed767 When you first start out mainframe hacking: pic.twitter.com/2po1BBQDkQ

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dobes extremely @glengyron content pic.twitter.com/tpahE9n59Y

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ASPI_org China’s creditor imperialism | @Chellaney | bit.ly/2kV5kVI pic.twitter.com/rIIOkzW1if

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@AGoldmund I don’t think you should beam things up a tribble. It sounds cruel.

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matt_steadman BREAKING: The Victorian Government, Apple, and Federation Square unveil new Apple Store design following public bac..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ad

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ImogenDunlevie I’ve never related to anything so much ever pic.twitter.com/evaW0N3sY0

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@jodiem Not as scary as I thought. More annoying. But then I’m an idiot who’s previously dismissed gunfire because it was next door.

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@Rashas_Mo OK so the page was maybe quarter loaded and I closed the browser because I could see that it was top she..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AK

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8255, followed by three more of its kind, and 45 empty coal cars. pic.twitter.com/XSH9shgLkE

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@jodiem I haven’t. But I have been in an elevator that lost control and ran at full speed into the buffer at the bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aA

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Elevator, viewed from the top. Doors are left and right. Counterweight directly ahead. pic.twitter.com/cwO4Nc2b5O

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“The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant” has to be some of the most tedious bullshit ever to become ink on paper.

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I say, Barnaby Joyce’s Bible is very shiny. Or is that the collectors edition of “The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6z

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ellinghausen Christopher Pyne checks the name on the seat to see who was going to sit in front of him during the swearing-in cer..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d7

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“… whether you want it to or not.” twitter.com/DenubisX/statu…

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For details of this new rule, see acma.gov.au/Industry/Telco… Only a consult at this stage, with rules planned to come..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lZ

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franksting Well this is some christmas present from the ACMA pic.twitter.com/ScgLcpoLiI

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mathaiaus [in the store changing room]
Bubbly shop assistant: how are you going in there?
Me: yeah love I’m great I’m sweatin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nS

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Stonekettle Did … Mitch McConnell just Gif himself grinning and giving us dudebro pointer finger? twitter.com/SenateMajLdr/s…

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@jeamland I haven’t even thought about January yet.

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Thu plan: Much laziness (still in progress); 1430 train to Sydney; technology-related errands, CBD; drinks, Ashfiel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6z

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The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” will be recorded and streamed live this Fri 22 Dec at 2100 AEDT from..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uS

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Latest podcast: “The 9pm Public House Forum 5” with @Drag0nista and @joshgnosis stilgherrian.com/edict/00071/ Also on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8X

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smartbrain Gosh, darn .EU aggression! twitter.com/cnni/status/94…

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jpwarren Microservices: You are in a maze of little bits of tech debt, all alike.

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timehhh Just gonna leave this here. pic.twitter.com/SWUx1YPYkl

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john_voorheis @mattyglesias The median senator is 63 & was born in the early 50s, when average pre-school child blood lead levels..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iy

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“Turnbull’s reshuffle: administrative orders reveal Home Affairs’ shape” from @TheMandarinAU themandarin.com.au/87358-turnbull…

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@twiddlekins They certainly do. I’ve had two bites over the years. Copping one in the face would be a sub-optimal outcome.

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@gths Companion work to “The Little Golden Book of Being a Cunt”.

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cward1e Important read. Definitely recommended. twitter.com/BrianSouthwell…

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I do so love automated linkbots. I think this one has missed the point. stilgherrian.com/human-nature/m… pic.twitter.com/Eo8F82enxZ

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beneltham Big sleeper issue: smaller and regional universities will be hit hard by the latest Coalition funding cuts twitter.com/CharlesSturtUn…

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@sleepingdingo There’s a thought. I’d have to find some of that stuff for doing that.

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@twiddlekins You can’t scare me. I know how cockroaches work. Also, twice now I’ve woken to a black house spider wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VV

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This is still my favourite part of this piece of propaganda. twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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@EndRoadwork @HillaryPolitics Sigh. I suppose. But chemical warfare is so efficient.

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qrs RFC2322 compliant DHCP server pic.twitter.com/C9AXReikV2

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@EndRoadwork @HillaryPolitics The huntsman spider on the ceiling has plenty of good food, including a recent popula..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yb

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@oberonsghost It’s a complete remix from first principles. Also, apart from the first 60 seconds, the mix was done by @auphonic’s AI.

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@EndRoadwork @HillaryPolitics Yeah, sorry, I should have recognised that as an egg pod. I’ll go fetch the can of Rapid Insect Death now.

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OK, I’m getting pushback from people saying this is a baby roach. Goddam amazingly good joke ruined. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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alanna thought this was a salmon printer :< twitter.com/KinjaDeals/sta…

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IllyBocean \(•_•) i ♡ drawing! hey this balcony
( (> doesn’t have a railing
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@NuclearAnthro THIS IS SCIENCE AND I LOVE SCIENCE SO LET’S DO MORE SCIENCE.

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@WarOnTheRocks So yeah, kids, listen to this one. You’ll be glad you did. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ArmsControlWonk Say it with me: “Mobile missiles don’t need launch sites, Donald.” twitter.com/w7voa/status/9…

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@mrgrumio @NuclearAnthro It’s SO long since I’ve been to Woomera.

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@beneltham @redrabbleroz @Drag0nista @timpoliti @joshgnosis I concur. I mean, how many types of upfuckage can we list?

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@NuclearAnthro @mrgrumio Hurrah for genuine Aussie cluster bombs!

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apihtawikosisan Save us from these weirdo settlers. twitter.com/williamfuzi/st…

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@reselsnark @coopesdetat Agreed with both of you on all counts.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian government’s recklessness with medical data is symptom of deeper problem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lu

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@timpoliti @WarOnTheRocks Maybe the politicians are. I’ll have to seek out some views from elsewhere in Canberra, f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RM

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IainDale I find this very hard to swallow. twitter.com/attitudemag/st…

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@timpoliti @WarOnTheRocks “Turkey is an ally [of the US] but a kinda batshit crazy ally, and we tolerate that, for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RQ

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@timpoliti @WarOnTheRocks The answer to the question “Are we the bad guys?” is also very, very interesting. I think..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0B

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@johnb78 @shiftkey To be absolutely clear, I was not involved in the construction of illegal pyrotechnic devices. twitter.com/garthk/status/…

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Marco_Langbroek I updated my blog post “Where to hide your nuclear missile submarine?” with a new map that now also includes operat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LP

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dahowlett Uber is a taxi firm after all! Who knew? A big blow to the controversial firm from Europe’s top court - and just in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bf

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@corduroy @michaelneale Ah. Yeah. I was staying at what until very recently was the Central Station Hotel, now Veri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ch

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workmanalice Farmer Dave (of Big Brother fame) went to school with new Agriculture Minister David Littleproud and says the MP wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Og

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@WarOnTheRocks This is the episode “Bombshell Live from Maxwell AFB” and it’s as excellent as ever. warontherocks.com/2017/12/bombsh…

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If I heard the @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell ladies a’right just now, one of them is studying “What happens when a world..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y5

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@johnb78 @shiftkey That one was always my favourite.

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washingtonpost Analysis: In Cabinet meeting, Pence praises Trump once every 12 seconds for three minutes straight wapo.st/2kQadQ4

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umairh 100% true. And it’s oh so painfully boring, right? This fetishistic normalization of the uniforms of American middl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oR

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Thu plan, rough draft: Much laziness (in progress); train to Sydney (whenever); errands, CBD; drinks, Ashfield; return train. Meals ad lib.

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@michaelneale Oh, is it open? I might pop down there today.

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@adavid Yes, that was a good one. Hijacking the bus along with its terrified passengers, less so. The driver’s arm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fb

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To be clear, I’ve nothing against the distressed jeans as such. It’s a look, though not for me ‘cos I’d just look l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G8

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NewYorker Estonia’s former President, who is currently a distinguished visiting fellow at Stanford, says he was shocked at ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mV

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Can someone tell the guy on the left that the dye pattern on his jeans makes it look like he’s wet himself? Assumin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dk

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I was at Uni of Adelaide the year that Prosh fundraising cost more in criminal damage than it raised. And then ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HH

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This is true. I could also tell you other stories, but I’d have to pretend I’d heard them second hand. twitter.com/shiftkey/statu…

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Once upon a time, University of Adelaide students held trams to ransom, for charity, but they just welded a steel b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cC

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matthew_d_green Crypto people spend a lot of time on side channels and post-quantum algorithms. Turns out the only technique you ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Have you heard of a “rhetorical question”?

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WordPress sites are being hacked to form a vast cryptocurrency mining botnet. Because of course they are. Ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1A

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I should’ve put this up somewhere as a caption contest because some of the replies are quite good.

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bensyverson 2017 Gadget Gift Guide!
• Audio Surveillance (cylinder)
• Audio Surveillance (round)
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Also, I’m loving “Conservative Home: The Home of Conservatism”.

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What’s actually happening in the bottom right frame? twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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SheckyX The Manatee of Wisdom has words for your upcoming year: pic.twitter.com/oMroZ29Cbc

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s_bridges I wonder if the body corporate doormat SWAT team will bump into Santa pic.twitter.com/mekVc5BrGF

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@dfpiii @SatPaper @PaulBongiorno Right now Australian politics is almost impossible to comprehend.

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Scottludlam australia what are you doing pic.twitter.com/q3LSA74WEe

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@dfpiii @SatPaper @PaulBongiorno Ironically enough, he’s Iranian-Australian, and is about 4’3” tall. Also, just res..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2v

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joshgnosis Oh. pic.twitter.com/rC9XCbaa3g

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Putting puppies and kittens on the security robot is the perfect touch. twitter.com/samueldodge/st…

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SatPaper The largesse of Chinese businessmen is shaping Australian politics | @PaulBongiorno: ow.ly/5CqJ30heRTk pic.twitter.com/WG9JPkWB4L

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@phbarratt @TurnbullMalcolm Please don’t make me hit the gin before breakfast. :(

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Bonus points for “dragged into the condom culture”. twitter.com/mdavisqlder/st…

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joshgnosis Parliament never changes. pic.twitter.com/GCKDSAnSPS

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funder Multiple people close to the WH just told me @realDonaldTrump is furious his tax bill isn’t being celebrated. Ranti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vg

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@phbarratt @TurnbullMalcolm That, and Dutton wanting to deploy ASD domestically. We’re in for a bumpy ride.

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rgmerk ASD are a spy agency, not a police force. They shouldn’t be operating offensively domestically. theage.com.au/federal-politi…

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Mr_DrinksOnMe A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He le..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8G

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If you are speaking under duress, blink twice. twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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mrjamesob It’s the satirists I feel sorry for. twitter.com/bbcpolitics/st…

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@MatthewBevan [Secret handshake] [Clink decoder rings]

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@MatthewBevan “I’m not a Murdoch stooge and you can’t prove that I am.”

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This Wyatt Koch guy seems quite the catch.

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FuriousDShow @electrolemon I had my childhood scarred by a British kids show called Chico the Rainmaker. It was about a boy who..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s4

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@viveka “Awesome” is not the word I’d have used, but variety, spice, etc

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@timpoliti @Drag0nista @joshgnosis I’ll leave the explanations to @Drag0nista and @joshgnosis because they’re the professionals.

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Last night I put this onto the internet. People are already confused. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I think my laundry has already been re-soggified overnight, but I suppose I should check. Sigh. pic.twitter.com/ZLg7kIXNMl

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@timpoliti @Drag0nista @joshgnosis OK, now I’m confused. It all made some sort of sense at the time.

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@irelandsusie @Drag0nista @joshgnosis Thank you. It’s hard to tell when you’re in it.

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simonahac huge news:
1. tesla megabattery exceeds expectations
2. @australian reports honestly.
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Histreepix Until the 1980s, the outcome of adoption procedures was routinely conducted through a game of ‘Orphan Hoop-la’. Nun..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cx

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Thursday. Portugal, three wooden ladders, six cigarette lighters, and a blanket. Puzzling. Thursday.

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