Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 2018

OK, I’m going away now. I’ll continue laughing at the Disaster of Everything tomorrow morning Sydney time.

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phbarratt Twenty years ago today: commissioning of HMAS Farncomb, at Fremantle. Second Collins Class submarine commissioned i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kN

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@NicholasFryer Be grateful you didn’t have to endure the original. Mind you, my first experience of Solaris was ham..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3b

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@jonoabroad This will not end well. (Hi to Anna, the brains of the outfit.)

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WE ARE ALL ABOUT INNOVATION WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE THE SAME INTERIOR DECOR AS EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE DON’T HURT US.

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WHY DO NONE OF THESE PLACES HAVE CEILINGS? twitter.com/LandingPadsAU/…

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@NicholasFryer That’s still a puma. As long as you’ve got the half with the serial number.

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CanberraDSN 🎼”This is the way we wash the dish,
wash the dish, wash the dish.
This is the way we wash the dish,
so we can sing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YE

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@NicholasFryer If you have a puma then I dibs first watch of the video.

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madashelltv Speaking of embracing Australian progress, Tony Abbott needs to move on from his black armband view of the Turnbull leadership.

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@MoviusC I’ll put money on 50% plus of those saying they have deep learning not actually having those things. Also, thanks.

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@NicholasFryer It’s not cruelty if you unlock the door before dawn.

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mitchwongho Not if you wear it upside down twitter.com/Afrihost/statu…

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markleggett Toto’s line-up (L to R):
- Your dad’s friend.
- Your step-dad.
- Your dad’s friend, who is an architect.
- Your dad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SW

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@engin_eer An entire generation fucked up from huffing Peppa Pig.

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Since when was it “deep” learning? I suppose since every data breach was down to a “sophisticated” attack, and ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rc

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Has anyone thought of sacrificing Caleb to wild dogs? Full Moon is in about four hours.

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This is probably down to all the cultural Marxism. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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@chrisdeerin @johnmcternan @pawboy2 Yes, trawling through second-hand shops can be very rewarding… ;twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…Li

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@pikyaa @oberonsghost @miss_shiny @pleasedontatme Building new suburbs is what these guys do for a living. They kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ez

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JoshBBornstein Soft interview with George Christiansen breached ABC standards
about.abc.net.au/complaints/bre…

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@dobes Excellent. As long as it’s on the blockchain, because that will automate fact-checking.

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I suppose it goes OK, apart from the whole being-a-Nazi thing. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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patstokes So how does a sequel to the synoptic gospels work? Jesus reluctantly comes out of retirement for one last job? The..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…z5

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joshgnosis Today is a big win for Hanlon’s razor. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27…

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cxi Did you know that Franklin Roosevelt was part Robot too, and he’s on Mt Rushmore?

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@zdnetaustralia There’s actually several sites with several different variants. Cute. By which I mean turds.

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@zdnetaustralia Wow. Some bot has rewritten my story for an advertising trap and it’s amazing. newsvire.com/vicroads-to-fi…

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IjeomaOluo I have a badass niece who dumps any dude the moment he tries to make her less than she is in any way. One dude comp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UQ

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BradMossEsq John Yoo.

John Yoo says the President has gone too far.

Now I’ve seen everything. twitter.com/nytopinion/sta…

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I would like an emotional support peacock.

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jxeeno I keep all my RSA keys in a lockable filing cabinet and then chuck the keys away. AMA.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “VicRoads to fill identity theft pothole eventually” zdnet.com/article/vicroa… But not just yet.

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NewtonMark Hey @chrisbrownie, do you feel safe in your home in Melbourne at the moment? Might want to call the cops, just to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EX

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RichardTuffin This story is so 30 January now! twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@pikyaa @miss_shiny @pleasedontatme I spoke to some tradies who were coming in to build the suburb after the old Ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sR

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berniethoughts DOORS ARE WALLS THAT MOVE IF YOU KNOW THEIR SECRETS

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@aspientiae I couldn’t say. I haven’t seen it.

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liamosaur How do you think these defence force members and other public servants feel when they hear that some parliamentary..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uB

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liamosaur … when the document was later found, still in a secure facility, he was charged, found guilty and demoted. His mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…in

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liamosaur To put this in perspective, I knew of one defence force member who when shredding Secret documents, signed off that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qq

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ProfJeffJarviss New post on @Medium: Millennials Have Killed The Tide Pod

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icowid As by agreement between Suretly, Inc. and SURcoin Pte. Ltd., Suretly, Inc. will make every effort to drink “the tea”

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@Davidramli @dobes Yeah I’m not taking that bet. :)

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@dobes @Davidramli THE FILING CABINETS PLURAL. THERE’S TWO OF THEM.

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@DecayRSO Yes, that’s it! Thank you. And am I a sad puppy? Yes, I am a sad puppy.

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Goddammit. I just spent ages trying to remember the title of the movie I wanted to mention. It was “Silent Running”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zq

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kashanacauley Probably the same way they decide who has a broken taillight. twitter.com/uproxx/status/…

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JoshButler honestly only a NSW government could so badly and repeatedly and perfectly bungle the simple act of putting a name..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4d

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pleasedontatme harbourside living redefined, to 15km up the parramatta river pic.twitter.com/K0pWt7WRNi

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jpwarren Since you can request the format of documents, I might ask for my next set to be provided inside an old filing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ws

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To be fair, we’ve all left a fiver in the pocket when dropping off the dry cleaning. twitter.com/BBCNewsAus/sta…

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“Russia’s Giant Nuclear Torpedo Is Apparently Real” warisboring.com/russias-giant-…

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“Russia Puts the World’s Biggest Bomber Back Into Production” warisboring.com/russia-puts-th… pic.twitter.com/a907b929yi

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@NewtonMark @simon_as_twit I am not at liberty to discuss this any further.

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mhorsfall Is your kid texting about Perl?

$#$_: Nope, a cat stepped on your iPhone
!!$!: Still just the cat
*{\$@}: This mea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XS

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They are so going to send The Van.

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Kate_McClymont You can’t make this up: Salim Mehajer accused of assaulting a cabbie with an Eftpos machine. Maybe Salim uses that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XM

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Today’s events have reminded me of this photo. pic.twitter.com/GjoDwWE42H

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BenDroste Still relevant pic.twitter.com/SaQ2nQUyCE

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Asher_Wolf Have you run your hand around the top of the recess to check for hidden compartments tho? twitter.com/newtonmark/sta…

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NewtonMark Kinda surprised a top secret eyes-only locked filing cabinet in Canberra wasn’t full of refugee corpses, to be comp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kZ

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@NewtonMark @zdnetaustralia I think the whole thing is nice to know. Everything is nice.

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TheDweck I can’t believe they recast Barron pic.twitter.com/iu3D5Ci6d3

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smurray38 Classified: OpShopSec

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Yes, if only there were some way for the Prime Minister to tell us how he feels. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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Asher_Wolf It is 5:05pm. Do you know where your filings cabinets are?

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@citation_needed @zdnetaustralia @davispg Well, assuming the world doesn’t explode in some other way. The news cycl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fn

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@citation_needed @zdnetaustralia @davispg This doesn’t surprise me in the least. I’ll have a poke around tomorrow.

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“We’re Sorry To Inform You But There Is Now A Political Scandal Involving A Boat Named Ferry McFerryFace” buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/fer…

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@citation_needed @zdnetaustralia @davispg That’s a question on notice. I haven’t looked yet.

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lanesainty “Premier Gladys Berejiklian backed her minister but refused to even say the words ‘Ferry McFerryface’ when asked ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WB

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@ashabeeeee Part B: “‘Self-confessed’ hacker faces court over alleged theft of 33 GoGet rides”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F6

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Part A: “GoGet fleet booking system accessed, alleged attacker charged” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/goget-…

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LeakyCabinet This will be all I have to say on the matter. pic.twitter.com/YLDF65Xs1h

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Is DESERT LEAP the US Marines deployment near Darwin? SMS me Y or N from a number ending in 555. twitter.com/jetztgibtshaue…

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@jpwarren That’s a very clever use of the internet.

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@bsveen This is a slightly better theory, and one that matches the code name in a suitably corny fashion. twitter.com/jetztgibtshaue…

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@jpwarren I told them two weeks ago. You can see their response.

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@SwooseGoose I’ll leave the jackrabbit exploration to people who get paid to do that sort of digging.

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@bsveen I think it’s about repairing the rabbit-proof fence.

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@Cuff_S @zdnetaustralia Isn’t it wonderful*!

* Not wonderful. The other thing.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “VicRoads to fill identity theft pothole eventually” zdnet.com/article/vicroa…

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@jplonie Yeah I know. And you know I know.

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@incorrect Also, that list is only which documents were handled inappropriately.

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@bsveen Just got that too, thanks. Well there’s your homework for the week sorted.

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That’s enough digging into that for today. I’m on enough lists as it is without saying DESERT LEAP repeatedly.

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So this document “Australia – United States Defence Trade Cooperation Treaty Cooperative Programs” (4 Apr 2017) listwitter.com/i/web/status/9…b8S8

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Oh hello. The deployment of DESERT LEAP to Australia? What is DESERT LEAP? An initial Google was unfruitful…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Me

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I’d like to see this document lost from Wong’s office. pic.twitter.com/W3n6SKuqVq

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@MathewHounsell But, with many Australians there, at the very least there’d be an estimate of their numbers, and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pz

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@MathewHounsell That sounded snarky, sorry, it wasn’t meant to.

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@MathewHounsell You mean UAE, our largest export market in the Middle East, and “a major hub for Australian firms l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ET

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NickFeik As an editor I don’t really mean this but I really think the ABC missed an opportunity not calling it the The Filing Cabinet Cabinet Files

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After all, Defence needs to have an answer when a Minister asks “How hard would it be to…?”

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It’s Defence’s job to have plans for all manner of contingencies, ready to use at a moment’s notice. Don’t conflate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MW

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politicsabc The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet has called an urgent investigation into how ended up..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dT

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I know that there’s still many questions to be answered, but I think we can start to drawer some conclusions…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QD

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Which Senate committee should I be watching for the most laughs?

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Paul_Karp Well, I’m watching charities in JSCEM and they weren’t consulted until after the bill was released so the analogy d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QI

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@dobes So when did the bookshelves go in?

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Oh @dobes this just gets betterer and betterer. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains theft and a pissed-off citizen.

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New rabbit-hole! @CrimeStatsVic’s “Offences Recorded – Data Visualisationcrimestatistics.vic.gov.au/crime-statisti…Rpic.twitter.com/U4e6AClh2727

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It’s hard to stand up when your entire body is filling up with bile and contempt. twitter.com/krassenstein/s…

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SICKOFWOLVES JUST A REMINDER THAT THE STATE OF THE UNION COULD BE REPLACED WITH THE BLOOD CURDLING SHRIEK OF AN ELK THAT HAS JUS..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VQ

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snurb_dot_info Why does the supermoon emoji look like a salami pizza made by a very stingy Domino’s wage-slave ? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes Nah you can have that one for today. I want to get this licence thing off my list.

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dobes I might need to write the next chapter in this ongoing saga. pic.twitter.com/HL4y5SSynX

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bencjenkins brave, confidential filing cabinets pic.twitter.com/9zPd4zPmMe

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I need to stop laughing and write this thing about a security breach which is, well, almost nothing now. The news cycle will bury me.

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TimdeSousa SO MANY questions.

Who still thinks that physical filing cabinets with lockable drawers are adequate security for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O1

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politicsabc Tony Abbott was warned against breaching cabinet confidentiality … but he did it anywaab.co/2DQxBoEittwitter.com/i/web/status/9…G2pt

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TimdeSousa I regret that I have only one face to palm twitter.com/petersterne/st…

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samanthamaiden CABINET LEAK:
“The Secretary of PM&C has initiated an urgent investigation. As this investigation has commenced it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hv

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@darrenpauli Mate, I’m not interested in your hobbies.

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@dobes OK, so you and Nuke Boy had the same joke.

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dobes Cabinet leak from cabinets, you say.

I’m now buying all pentagons because I want the secret drone program docs

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@NuclearAnthro @thegrugq @BlogsofWar Filing cabinets. Plural. Cabinet documents. Many. This is going to be so much, erm, fun.

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timsenior Somewhere in Canberra, a public servant just remembered what that set of keys was for….

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@NewtonMark Could be a while. We’ll all too busy laughing.

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NewtonMark Like “lucky dip” at a country fair. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin Well I’ve used “hypershambles”, and @trentyarwood coined “fractalshambles”, so where do we go from here?

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Wow. Just… Wow.

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SydneyTom_ amazing news twitter.com/woodruffbets/s…

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NewtonMark I like how the Australian Government has suffered the most serious classified document exfiltration in its entire h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5c

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CAN I JUST SAY THAT 2018 IS SURPASSING EVEN MY WILDEST DREAMS AND I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO ANOTHER ELEVEN MONTHS OF WONDERFUL.

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Tim_Beshara My dad once bought a second hand filing cabinet and it had asio documents about Yugoslavian links to a Melbourne bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nS

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tfswebb sent from my cabinet

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ACTUAL CABINET LEAK! “The documents were in two locked filing cabinets sold at an ex-government sale in Canberra. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1D

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NewtonMark I love how the Australian Government is so fucked that even furniture is leaking against it. Wild!

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NewtonMark THE CABINET FILES WERE LEAKED FROM AN ACTUAL CABINET BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH abc.net.au/news/2018-01-3…

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews! “Football OUTRAGE!” youtube.com/watch?v=FOMoaS…

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@oliyoung @dobes Knowing nothing about the games industry as such, except that @expectproblems is fabulous, I bow to your knowledge.

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@dobes @oliyoung Isn’t Microsoft buying EA? Or was I hallucinating?

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So does mean the same as STFU?

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@joshgnosis @zdnetaustralia Ah, thanks, Josh. Not quite what I was thinking, but similar. Cheers.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a Brave New World.

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GonzoHacker Right about now they’re injecting Trump with his special stamina serum

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YahooAnswersTXT Bitcoin?!? More like SHITCOIN! I bought some and it went DOWN!!!! Why it did that??

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Ex_spurt What to do with that innefective Govt employee? Put him in charge of the missile alert system, that never gets used..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bt

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“Tests link Syrian government stockpile to largest sarin attack - sources” reuters.com/article/us-syr…

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jrhennessy two incredibly normel men pic.twitter.com/mix8eMiXjk

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And please can I have an invisible chocolate sparkle-pony for my birthday? Because, sadly, I suspect these outcomes are equally likely.,

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Can we please, please, PLEASE not make this about journalists again? twitter.com/Sally_Jackson/…

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dobes oh, oh, I know the answer to this one!! twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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loserboy Flu info from a literal Doctor…who is funny. pic.twitter.com/j3zP0eW3rp

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FoxNews Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight fxn.ws/2nm6An6

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oliyoung I’ve seen this movie, this doesn’t end well pic.twitter.com/1KPCc0YxPS

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Right now the Cabinet has more leaks than a Welsh farmers market.

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@dobes This is an investment opportunity you could really sink your teeth into.

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FutureWiseAU When was introduced in Australia, George Brandis pointed to the UK law as a model example of why Aus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nW

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