Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 9th, 2018

“Sydney train commuters face ‘indefinite delays’ on second day of chaos” abc.net.au/news/2018-01-0… pic.twitter.com/hk4UDlYu14

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Translation: It’s all rooted to buggery and no one knows how to fix it. pic.twitter.com/xRuRQhlX4g

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Translation: It’s all rooted to buggery and no one knows how to fix it.

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@TrainLinkWest Thanks. I thought that was what’s going down. Good luck.

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@TrainLinkWest Are we still operating on a temporary summer timetable?

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@NicholasFryer @mrdomsays You could do a decent weekly or fortnightly thing.

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“Severe Thunderstorm Warning
for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEAVY RAINFALL” bom.gov.au/products/IDN21… pic.twitter.com/ouRlnFmu78

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BetootaAdvocate Turnbull Says If Voters Actually Knew What Condescending Meant Then They’d Know That He’s Not Necessarily Condescen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lO

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I’m going to have a drink or two in the corner, then food, the a back up hill.

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@dobes This was the iPhone obsolescence one, not the CES one.

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Heading over to ABC Ultimo to record an impromptu radio spot about planned obsolescence.

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Antlered in the mouth.

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Time for the Toothocalypse, Phase 3.

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@phbarratt It was SCOSE (Standing Committee on Spoken English) and still exists in the form of @tfswebb. @dakindon

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AnthonyClarkAU That was one hell of a storm this morning. NSW pummeled by lightning over the past 24 hours. 4600 strikes in one ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…18

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Stonekettle You think *I’m* long winded?

It took this lawyer two full pages to tell Trump to go fuck himself. twitter.com/ABCPolitics/st…

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BBCEarth Scientists accidentally grew a chicken with the face of a dinosaur bbc.in/1ED2vJo pic.twitter.com/jOPJJynbVf

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@doctorow Or yet another way of looking at it, “I’m helping.”

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@doctorow Or, I should have said, “Just checking.”

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@doctorow Just riffing off someone’s tweet at you earlier, to see if anyone would bite.

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iamdevloper Steps to Browsing a Website in 2018:

1. okay I’ll accept cookies
2. yeah okay I’ll disable my adblocker
3. sorry I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tu

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QJernalisms Siri, show us a take you’d write when you literally have run out of things to complain about. pic.twitter.com/1urDYCPQfX

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In The Place Where There Are Antlers, consuming my drugs.

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Heading to The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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@FarrellPF Someone like @JustJimWillDo will have a view, being an ex-Navy chap.

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@FarrellPF I’d see them as two separate categories, though I suppose submarines (which can operate submerged) are a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SM

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“Privacy Foundation: Trusting government with open data a ‘recipe for pain’” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/privac…

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todayininfosec 2001: Macromedia, the maker of the Flash media player, claimed that Flash was secure because it was “a constrained..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g4

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jpwarren “It is expected that the program will be delivered using agile processes allowing for the program to evolve and imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4V

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jpwarren There is a significant body of research showing that open plan offices are bad. pic.twitter.com/lW3PnMmPLS

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jpwarren “This measure, which is fully funded from the additional efficiency dividend applied in the 2016-17 Budget”
We sack..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mn

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“Uber driver’s unfair dismissal claim deactivated by Fair Work Commission” stevensvuaranlawyers.com/uber-drivers-u…

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@wgcullen It’s a theme that’s been running through quite a bit of our analysis lately.

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Delivering quality outcomes.

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Alternative headline: Australian public service needs someone to show them how to public service, because they’re f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v4

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Tue plan, update: 0637 train to Sydney; 0900 back repairs, Potts Point; haircut (all done); 1200 drugs, for 1300 de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3W

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reselsnark I see there’s a new euphemism for ‘racist, misogynist’… twitter.com/australian/sta…

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arrroberts Bertrand Russell relied on a sapient tortoise to prove all his philosophical and logical theses. But Wittgenstein e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IL

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@dobes That’s magnificent. And of course it immediately became a selfie opportunity.

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Waiting for the barber. Nova FM is playing. I am losing the will to live.

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@paulkidd Well, I’m sweating a lot. Choose your own animal.

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Sweating like a very sweaty pig indeed.

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nehadk Without comment. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

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crapolatombola Please for the love of god no one tell Gwyneth Paltrow. twitter.com/iliveforfacts/…

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Don’t encourage him, @jeamland.

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joshgnosis A Man Reportedly Tried To Torch A Huge Spider But Set His Apartment On Fire In The Process buzzfeed.com/blakemontgomer…

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@dobes “Fan” is a bit strong. More an “enthusiast”.

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juliareinstein Siri, show me the most miserable job that could ever exist pic.twitter.com/homGnoiWvK

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Partaking in the pleasures of the pig.

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, again, with some quality three-seat man spreading. pic.twitter.com/0FfPont7pC

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@Jamesdemuth3 @moylecroft You know you’re squawking at two Australian citizens who don’t give a toss about your idi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ez

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, and as usual the cudmunchers block the doors and stairways rather than sitting in the empty se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG

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Arriving at Sydney Central station, with some eager to alight passengers having been standing for ten minutes. pic.twitter.com/Hk2r7MSJMz

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@davispg I can see where you’re coming from, but is it going that far? In any event, the language around “active de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qh

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An interesting op-ed, though I have two comments. 1. It seems to conflate criminal and national-security issues in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…z1

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umairh If one story sums up the sheer dystopian dread and insanity of American life, this is it. twitter.com/AbigailDJ/stat…

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purserj Why is Sean Spicer still being asked things? Isn’t he one with the shrubbery by now? twitter.com/blackvoices/st…

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cmclymer The fragility is strong in this one. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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willsommer The James Damore - Google lawsuit includes some truly terrible internal Google memes pic.twitter.com/Rb38ihkn2K

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@R_Chirgwin Yes it was. I was awake through all that too.

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I love the thunderstorms up here in the Mountains. The thunder rolls and echoes through the valleys for ages, and y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cl

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There’s one break in the storm over there, but still plenty of thunder behind me. pic.twitter.com/01uaB73d2h

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Needless to say, the storm has damaged signalling equipment at Mt Victoria. pic.twitter.com/jKVgWmSguo

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Tue, early draft confirmed: 0637 train to Sydney; 0900 back repairs, Potts Point; haircut; convenient gap TBA; 1300..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…en

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stevebwriter TIL: there is a site didtrumptweetit.com which uses automated linguistic analysis to estimate the probability t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kr

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TheOnion Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You trib.al/a3adDXg pic.twitter.com/zVKYqiJ5mM

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@joannejacobs @SnarkyPlatypus It looks like Saturday is the only hot day for the next week.

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ExumAM Oh man, that interview between @jaketapper and Stephen Miller really went off the rails once the cameras cut away…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bV

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@jeffsonstein @SnarkyPlatypus I think the word you’re looking for is “archipelago”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus To be fair, the Pentagon has been warning about this for ages. Because they live in the fact-based..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RP

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They should have built the naval bases further inland. twitter.com/AkiPeritz/stat…

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@cathdelaney63 I am already prepared. This is where the storm came from.

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And the sex toys. Don’t forget the sex toys. “Attention. You really need to wash before doing that. Preparing The S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KS

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Impressive thunderstorm last night, and still continuing. More than 15mm of rain so far up here. A shame it meant t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JP

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Tue, early draft: 0637 train to Sydney; 0900 back repairs, Potts Point; haircut; convenient gap TBA; 1300 dentist;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vm

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Tuesday. They have returned? But They never went away! Tuesday.

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