Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 23rd, 2018

There ends my culinary commentary for today. No further correspondence will be entered into.

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weird_hist One of the lead scientists developing the atomic bomb was a Lewis G. Doom. (I.e., Doctor Doom.) pic.twitter.com/7V9mngW9Qt

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demon_drink Temperance advent calendar day 23 - this dramatic magic lantern slide still surprises viewers - stay safe from zepp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NT

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@aspientiae Well it HAS been a very helicoptery day.

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While this is the ideal situation, busy people may be permitted to use shortcuts. twitter.com/otiose94/statu…

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sebchan This was an enormously internationally influential project that disproved many of the fears cultural institutions h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EY

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TheCheish If only there was a letter in PARIS that resembles the Eiffel Tower pic.twitter.com/m4igYD1dHf

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Interesting. But I have issues with this taxonomy. A hinged sandwich is still a sandwich. twitter.com/coldsnacks/sta…

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OK, well this is America. They don’t understand food there. twitter.com/garystark/stat…

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“A burger without beetroot is just a sandwich.” True or false? Please RT. twitter.com/dazzler3645/st…

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@dazzler3645 “Case”? It’s a fundamental truth. It is self-evident.

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Just started listening to “Slow Burn: A Podcast About Watergate” and I’m already hooked. slate.com/watergate

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normative Does he understand that the USMS is itself part of DOJ? And that they can’t just be ‘dispatched’ to arrest people l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ae

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_youhadonejob1 Unfortunate angle. pic.twitter.com/pO8oBNNPKN

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This would be the starting point for an excellent YouTube channel. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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TIME Woman who inspired Rosie the Riveter dies at 96 ti.me/2Blobj7

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I think it’s a potato sandwich. A burger has beetroot on it. twitter.com/joneaves/statu…

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Dear everyone who wants to use machine learning (in this case genetic algorithms) to make the world work wonderfull..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vo

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PaulSzoldra This Army private is an overachiever pic.twitter.com/mOcbBPI4lx

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senatorshoshana “Jewish shenanigans” twitter.com/RobinRoberson/…

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@oberonsghost There is that. I’ve seen Prof Lumby in action at close range several times.

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jpwarren They’ve reinvented the milk door. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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amandadunn10 Sentences you never said before becoming a parent #5487:
“Thank you for not putting grated cheese down your pants today.”

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bernietb It’s under $580/week if you can’t do division. Which, in Sydney, isn’t a lot. twitter.com/erinrileyau/st…

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erinrileyau Plenty of people have been like “how can you possibly spend 30k a year in rent?”, which seems to further illustrate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…37

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jpwarren Forget all your digital transformation bollocks and learn how to answer the phone.

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“Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek (Nerdist Presents)” youtube.com/watch?v=v3Nv2R… I would watch this film.

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“Bitcoin and Ethereum Have a Hidden Power Structure, and It’s Just Been Revealed” technologyreview.com/s/610018/bitco…

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“Hacker Infects Gas Pumps with Code to Cheat Customers” threatpost.com/hacker-infects…

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“Public opinion on Donald Trump and perceptions of security in Australia and the United States” from @USSC ussc.edu.au/analysis/publi…

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“How to tame the tech titans: The dominance of Google, Facebook and Amazon is bad for consumers and competition” fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jy

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Jeff_Sparrow ‘SHOULD there be an official Australia Day?’, Canberra Times, 1985

nla.gov.au/nla.news-artic…

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glengyron I’m not going to tweet the Nazi leader. But he’s basically no different to Tony Abbott in his view of Australia Day.

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Do people who live near coal-fired power stations get steam turbine syndrome?

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I think I’ve come down with wind turbine syndrome.

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YouHadOneJ0B Karmadillo. pic.twitter.com/zQBk9v0y9l

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associatesmind HOLD. UP.

Married lesbian couple, one US citizen, one non-US citizen, each give birth to a baby in London.

State..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3B

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bascule What qualifies someone as a Bitcoin expert? There are tons of articles with headlines citing “experts”… do they h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q3

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ProfJeffJarviss Good. So important that our older netizens don’t stagnate, and embrace new innovations. twitter.com/rmac18/status/…

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It fuckin’ well better be “spectacular” or I want my money back. twitter.com/aus_business/s…

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maxlaughton Hey, people in Melbourne. Are you a journalist/writer/content creator/streamer etc. who knows their esports? I migh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tb

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NSWRFS The Sir Bertram Stevens Dr fire which has been burning in the Royal National Park south of Sydney since Sat is now..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4S

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arhourigan Need a pick-me-up? Here’s a photo of Martin Shkreli going off to prison. He’s currently detained facing sentencing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LA

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@dannolan Cocaine has always been popular, Dean.

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Still, Charles Waterstreet could be seen as being ideal for the panel because [REDACTED IN CONSIDERATION OF AUSTRAL..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tu

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This is magical. Is magical the right word? twitter.com/geotk_/status/…

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jpwarren It has been [0] hours since AusGov last failed to computer.

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I support this proposal. Please add an entry to the style guide. twitter.com/JazzTwemlow/st…

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transitmap The distinctive patterns and colours of Sydney tram headboards in 1905. pic.twitter.com/aNCVi9aoi7

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NewtonMark Taking the mainframe down for four days for cleaning? twitter.com/ato_gov_au/sta…

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mike_salter Then let’s brainstorm some more appropriate terms: wealth concentration, upwards redistribution, financial appropri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vk

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anneedmonds1 HELEN BIDOU IS GOING LIVE! Limited shows this April at @micomfestival Book now for your exclusive entry into the Sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…V9

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Oh I dunno, you should see some of the things I’ve taken into my bedroom. twitter.com/nazzer/status/…

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MattLaslo The @MEPFuller CHALLENGE 2018!*

* RT this and you’re a terrible human twitter.com/mepfuller/stat…

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GemmaTognini Who amongst us is wealthy? pic.twitter.com/9qem8tiveO

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These would be the two foregrounds, I guess. pic.twitter.com/3aNceBOUlX

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DPRK_News US celebrity astrologer Neil deGrasse Tyson feeds his cultists a foul stew of balderdash and marihuana-addled demen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aX

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pixelatedboat Me: It’s a hat store, but on the blonkchain
*Investor hands me $30 million*
Investor: Wait … did you say “blonkchain”?
Me: *runs*

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“Japanese smartphone attachment trims your nose hairs” japantoday.com/category/featu… He looks… thrilled? pic.twitter.com/IhwTse31jB

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@gths @dannolan I think there’s something wrong with me.

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@gths @dannolan Is this about scat enthusiasts?

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Meanwhile, a male Twitter users asks the most important* question… pic.twitter.com/kjkGeQNt2v

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/starpolitics/s…

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Stonekettle I wish I was a bot.

A ten foot tall bot with laser eyes and chainsaws for hands and murder coding.

I’d deal wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qa

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@NicholasFryer @billshortenmp Fins are good. More politicians should have fins.

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Ethernet cables on the television!

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VTeagueAus I don’t know why the idea that the AEC manually recounted or cross-checked the ballots has been so widely reported…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aM

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The Great Barrier Reef has looked after Australians? What does that even mean, @billshortenmp?

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skwashd Lots of outraged parents on @Y7News today. pic.twitter.com/Wj83sJXBRs

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SAVAGEKERMlT brain: i see you’re trying to sleep, can i offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years pic.twitter.com/XgSUQtjTSX

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NicholasFryer Seriously, @hellohistoria is tweeting some excellent executions atm. Connoisseurs of death (& misogyny) should take..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lz

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yashar Rupert Murdoch back with an issue he’s talked about before - wanting Facebook to pay a “carriage fee” just like cab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vZ

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KevinMKruse 🎶I give you all a boy could give you / Take my tears and that’s not nearly all! 🎶 pic.twitter.com/uBAtyL8HcP

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@jpwarren @abcnews UPDATE: Mr @jpwarren will now be on at 1330 AEDT, with the fractalshambles thing. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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I have been reliably informed that @jpwarren will be on @abcnews TV in a few minutes to talk about that Australian..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fd

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It’s probably cheaper to get into genetic engineering now than it was to get into microcomputers in the 1970s.

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Genetic Engineering Home Lab Kit, US $2149 but currently on sale for just $1999. the-odin.com/genetic-engine… pic.twitter.com/6oQYxaxYJL

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Note also, that helicopter is now 50 years old.

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Things are getting serious. Also, that was a lot quieter than I’d have thought. pic.twitter.com/6iCSqJvtLY

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pleasenodms My most treasured memory is a gif of a fox jumping on a bed that I saw once

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@SnarkyPlatypus All these trading ports should’ve been built on higher ground further inland.

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dobes This is FANTASTIC.

Bitcoin.org has removed “fast transactions” and “low fees” as promo for bitcoin.

T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1a

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Foone This is a great ad for floppy disks. Thanks, Maxell.
Thaxell.

youtube.com/watch?v=k0qQ-C…

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hellohistoria I was sent this earlier… it’s still making me giggle 😂

pic.twitter.com/7DErUPZscI

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I thought the first four words of this tweet were a call-to-action. twitter.com/datakid23/stat…

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LoganJames In response to the MRA douche who edited all the women out of , I decided to edit all of the men out of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OY

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pjf *None of these celebrities are real.* They’re AI generated images as part of Nvidia’s CelebA project.

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@georgevhulme This is one of the reasons I don’t answer the phone.

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@twiddlekins Well there’s a kernel of truth to that.

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Briggs First fleet, literally filled with immigrants, beggars and thieves. 😂 twitter.com/blaircottrell8…

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These are the people who build the things that the internet is made from. twitter.com/mrda_/status/9…

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Getting even closer to doing some actual work.

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@The_McJones @minxdragon All the videos are out now. The YouTube livestreams can be rewound and rewatched as they’re recording.

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NewtonMark I really hope this is bitcøin trading. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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JimHarris STAGGERING! Solar capacity to overtake nuclear energy in 2018 in historic landmark ind.pn/2C4CIEl By 2022..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2H

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freakboy3742 The fact that @MatToddChem, the keynote speaker at feels the need to apologize for not being a coder, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pJ

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@expectproblems In a depressing development, our friend appears to be descending into Moree (MOZ/YMOR).

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. What could possibly go wrong? twitter.com/johndalton/sta…

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dobes NHS hospitals can keep confidential patient records in the public cloud

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Anyone want to en..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bi

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dobes “Hot mic device, show me something that will have me unpacking til next Xmas” twitter.com/emilycmulligan…

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I AM GETTING VERY CLOSE TO DOING SOME ACTUAL WORK.

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NYT_first_said lignotubers

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Tue plan, updated: Slow start (almost done); write for @zdnetaustralia (soon); watch more of the live stream from..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l3

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NewtonMark Hey @TrainsInfo, do you think we can get a few more dumbshits who have no idea where they’re going and aren’t consc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i5

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@chrisbrownie @expectproblems Thank you, but you need to know that you have crushed my hopes and dreams.

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@expectproblems Is it sad that I’ve set up a separate screen to track this aircraft? pic.twitter.com/WOuGbXDILw

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jeamland They can sense movement and may attack. pic.twitter.com/wlWaZ08Zy6

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stevelord Still laughing. I stopped for a moment, but I’m laughing again. twitter.com/stevelord/stat…

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rohan_p I have been invited to “an intimate, private event’ with Michael Bolton and just no

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@expectproblems Also, it’d be coincidence that it jus flew directly over RAAF Richmond. pic.twitter.com/Pf3xC7dKNe

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trentyarwood @jpwarren for posterity:
1. n, A series of errors of almost unimaginable size; greater in magnitude than an omnisha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p5

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maurertim Exciting! My new book ‘Cyber Mercenaries - The State, Hackers, and Power’ has been released and is now available:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…md

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Oh look, a Cessna Citation with all its ID information blocked. I wonder what that is. pic.twitter.com/YyDcbUIKeR

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@R_Chirgwin Also, they have US registrations. These would belong to one of the specialist firefighting mobs.

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@R_Chirgwin They were trailing sukcy sucky hoses.

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Meanwhile, this Eurocopter Squirrel is still working over by Wollongambe. pic.twitter.com/3IgS4jWQYX

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Some things never change. The Bell 214 still sounds just like its ancestor, the Bell UH-1 Iroquois “Huey”.

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Just had a pair of Bell 214 helicopters with water bombing gear fly past at minimum altitude. (Ignore the icon.) Fl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kz

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@jpwarren Well there’s another one for the CV.

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@jxeeno It’s a rideshare at cloud scale.

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@jpwarren So I’m basically the cranky shock trooper who sets the benchmark for snark, eh?

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BrendanCormier On the left, a machine that burns through tens of thousands of kilowatt hours to mine a single bitcoin. On the righ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dz

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michaelmeloni That’s called a bed outside on grass where I come from… twitter.com/thisisinsider/…

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@jpwarren You were far more measured than me.

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FRACTALSHAMBLES.

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Viss hah, my personal mailserver has more uptime than the us government :D twitter.com/FiloSottile/st…

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s_palm For those that wanted SVG version of the Twitter network, please follow the link [layout adjusted to avoid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YQ

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From today’s AM: “Electoral Commission on defensive after damning report” abc.net.au/radio/programs… (3 min audio) War..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c6

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Well, in about 10 mins they just said.

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This is coming up very shortly, and you can listen at abc.net.au/radio/canberra…. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Listening to the @lawfarepodcast “Shaun Walker on Russia’s Long Hangover” pca.st/6zXi An excellent back..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fA

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livcroaghbar Daryl Braithwaite’s last tweet was over two years ago looking for a criminal lawyer. We must dig deeper. twitter.com/braithwaite_d/…

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glengyron Electric cars are carriers of Wind Turbine Syndrome.

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MalwareJake Dear $vendor,
If you send me one more webcast invite about the coming “cyber apocalypse” with {ICS|SCADA|the power..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IG

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erinrileyau Renting is one of the only times you can spend 30k a year as a customer and still get treated like crap.

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@juhasaarinen I am more like a badly-typeset pamphlet.

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glengyron Trying to parse News.com.au tweets? twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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“ATO [Australian Tax Office] crack down on cryptocurrency” innovationaus.com/2018/01/ATO-cr…

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trentyarwood @jpwarren Fractalshambles is hereby licenced to twitter under CC-BY-4.0

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@juhasaarinen My bits were recorded last night, so this morning I’m thinking “Oh, did I say that?”

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glengyron You won’t believe this, but is all about a series of weird murders today. twitter.com/GregBarila/sta…

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Who is this arsehat on the radio?

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“Correction of country of birth data incorrectly reported and attributed to the [Victorian] Crime Statistics Agency” crimestatistics.vic.gov.au/media-centre/n…

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“Algorithms that change lives should be trialled like new drugs” newscientist.com/article/215875…

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GossiTheDog Just had a threat briefing from a leading cyber security company on Skyfall and Solace, two new CPU vulnerabilities..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3e

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This story has blown out my schadenfreude quota for today. Joy. twitter.com/TQHeraldExpres…

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Just now @abcnews ran a story about China banning TV appearances by guests who “promote hip hop culture” or “have tattoos”.

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@munin The series of damning reports on Australian government IT failures would be funny if it weren’t so hilarious.

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Histreepix Christine, Marie-Hélène and Sandrine Dugerbeux, ‘Les Sœurs Émétiques’, brought a new glamour to synchronised vomiti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…st

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So, you know, everything’s running much as usual.

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“AEC failed basic cyber-security requirements, misled public during 2016 federal election, audit finds” abc.net.au/news/2018-01-2…

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“Damning report finds AEC bungled security in 2016 election, costing millions” sbs.com.au/news/damning-r…

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“AEC senate election shenanigans,” you ask?

“Tight deadlines lead AEC to ditch security compliance: ANAO” zdnet.com/article/tight-…

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jpwarren I will be on the radio on ABC Canberra around 9:15am attempting to explain stuff about the AEC senate election shenanigans.

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VTeagueAus Actually after checking my email I see we contacted them a few days after the election, but well before the Senate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ho

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Stonekettle Fine. FINE.

Not all Zoomies. twitter.com/Stonekettle/st…

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Stonekettle Ah, the old “Why are you so angry?” gambit.

Bold move. Given how angry I am. So angry. Like a badger with hemorrh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dp

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia; watch more of the live stream from @linuxconfau; shopping,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MF

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internetofshit Welcome to the internet store that will make you jobless. Please, one at a time, throw your money at us twitter.com/typesfast/stat…

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buckleup The Dublin hotel that snubbed a social media influencer has billed her £4.6 million in ‘publicity’ fees..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Df

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DrSimEvans Coal CEO Bob Murray says the lights will go out if coal generates less than 30% of electricity.

This is… ludicroustwitter.com/i/web/status/9…9YiK

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DuckDuckGo Researcher @baricks has created this enlightening visualization showing how PayPal may share your data with third p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SL

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WolfieChristl Updated list of >600 third party companies PayPal shares personal data with, effective as of 1 Jan 2018 (EU version..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W0

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umairh i chuckle every time i read an article from the anglo world saying “the economy’s great!!” while life expectancy’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TQ

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Tuesday. Three twigs. Tuesday.

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arrowrand So @Twitch sends a survey with a required response to the question “how often do you watch illegal streaming sites?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yg

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The Terrey Hills radar is so broken. pic.twitter.com/wEldNIpyZv

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@MalwareJake On behalf of every Australian, I would like to apologise for this. But we have no control over him.

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@gattaca @cyberbloodhound It’s a compulsion. I can’t help it.

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@OrkneyLibrary Have you thought of saying it’s cold and windy and wet?

(P.S. The overnight minimum here will be 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GR

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@cyberbloodhound @gattaca Even in Australia I know that South Park is not a real place.

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@BigKittyOz I’m not interested in pretend places.

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prof_gabriele The Prosperity Gospel has consumed the Christian Right, regardless of denomination twitter.com/jbouie/status/…

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@maxshanly @johnmcternan @allthebestcast Will you also be talking about millipedes? Because I’ve had a lot of milli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x7

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Run out of wine. And it’s 1am. This is all going terribly wrong.

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@cantberra Whatever that means. Is that a Nazi thing?

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@BrownSquirrel @NewStatesman Yes, I think the important thing in life is to sit on a couch and watch passive entertainment.

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@NewStatesman You know what shits me? The assumption that everyone constructs their life around TV programs just like you seem to have done.

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Glad to see @NewStatesman tackling the key social issues of our time.

P.S. What’s “Friends”? twitter.com/helenlewis/sta…

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Who are you people and what are you doing in my computer?

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Is Canada an actual thing? Are burritos an actual thing? Are “things” an actual thing? What is “is”?

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I quite like this. A Canadian is telling an Australian that you can get good burritos in Denver. What a time to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I3

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@gattaca Also, burritos in Denver? What even?

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@gattaca Confession: I don’t understand the appeal of burritos. There. I’ve said it.

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Have you seen “Logan’s Run”? twitter.com/ifgevents/stat…

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@smartbrain OK, I’m missing some subtlety here, so I’ll come back when I’ve had less wine.

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rwang0 MyPOV: What’s the hottest performing stock since 201?

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answer in next tweet..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…np

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@smartbrain That’s not about “maths” though. That’s about network routing and the (myth of) Gilmore’s “Law”.

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@DavidFeng Actually, a real example, an attacker from [somewhere] was codenamed ALF. zdnet.com/article/secret…

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@DavidFeng It’d be LIZARD TESTICLE or something.

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Worst NSA codeword program ever: CUNTFACE ORANGE. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@smartbrain “The only way to ban Bitcoin is to ban maths”? Really? Have you been at the Kool-Aid again?

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thehistoryguy Help needed, team!
Is there a Vickers Vimy biplane flying? if not, what is its nearest airworthy equivalent?

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chunkymark Oh my god oh my god pic.twitter.com/bjMcmoRaHT

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