@TalisaDaKisser You know as much as I do.
bell_shakur how do you do fellow kids pic.twitter.com/Mjh4rRBUVu
SandiHLogan Longer print version of @AndrewBGreene’s very good @abc730 report on the shamble that is @AusBorderForce @ABFComm abc.net.au/news/2018-02-2….
@mukimu I don’t think it’s your fault, Michael.
“Goat Enthusiast” goo.gl/jTChDS pic.twitter.com/1cJAWBLWB8
vanOnselenP Surely it’s both or none! twitter.com/latikambourke/…
snehainguva A haiku:
spaces in yaml
trailing commas in json
it was dns
@DrRhysPockett I’m having difficulty processing the entire conversation.
SlayerRules_420 I suspect when history remembers Daisy Cousens it will most likely be for the remarkable pace at which she slid out..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nh
I shouldn’t retweet this stuff, but hey this is how Senate Estimates work. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
In the place.
Wh… oh… bu… whvvvvvmtwitter.com/dobes/status/9…fWA6QF
joshgnosis @workmanalice Cash was due to be fronting the committee tonight, but left for a “meeting” right when Alice put in m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gx
joshgnosis Seselja says Cash is “unavailable tonight” to front #estimates and answer questions about the AWU radis in light of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o2
The Streisand Effect is getting out of hand. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
Brocklesnitch I’ve found it. The most amazing ‘what about men’ of all time. pic.twitter.com/xStpBQom6E
I have decided. I’ll sloth in Sydney tonight, after a bit of an unwind in The Corner.
Wow. Cruel. I wouldn’t poach someone’s head, even if I hated them. twitter.com/Ausdroid/statu…
@GordyPls Was she one of the goats?
@R_Chirgwin @stufromoz That’s Hobart, but yes.
I’m going to have dinner in the corner, I think, and then decide whether I’ll head up the hill tonight or in the morning.
Touchdown Sydney. instagram.com/p/Bfu382_n5-r/
Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.
@iiTalW Correct.
The view from 29A, which as you know is my seat, towards the aircraft of a lesser airline. instagram.com/p/BfuqALjnNjC/
That’s my sky-chariot there in the background. VH-BZG operating VA1535 HBA-SYD this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/5NfM8txQjR
Somebody is following all cybersecurity procedures. #headdesk pic.twitter.com/F5yHAifyA5
@JustJimWillDo I chose to avoid a joke like that on Monday.
Jetstar announcement explaining concepts of baggage allowance and arithmetic.
@AbstractCode I couldn’t eat a whole one.
@SnarkyPlatypus Look, people are stupid and will continue to be stupid.
@AbstractCode This is a sensible safety precaution with these people.
My sky-chariot is still five minutes away. pic.twitter.com/cbmQuBln40
People booked on Jetstar having a sook about their flight being delayed.
@juhasaarinen True.
@sarahdingle_ You should not be reading my tweets.
The ACSC Conference program is out. acsc2018.com.au/program/
Something is missing. pic.twitter.com/q628DQqo8Y
There are two security X-ray machines at HBA. One of them is broken. This is leading to much joy.
@LovelyCorrine @AAPMick As do quite a few other people.
True Fact. twitter.com/tasmaniatalks/…
Crossing the Derwent. pic.twitter.com/xNfq1IpHVC
The scene of the snapper, as photographed yesterday. pic.twitter.com/MEEqDyXwso
@PeteLawler Mate. It’s a pub near the docks, and it has interesting ales on tap. Of course I found it.
@Vian1138 Why would I tell you such a thing?
botandy having exterminated them all centuries ago, the AI creates humans again, for entertainment
jonkudelka Good government will be commencing any day now. Stand by. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
@jplonie There are chat potatoes.
See? Snapper. pic.twitter.com/CUlUO0OL2D
@jplonie Because I’ve eaten snapper before.
mzzystar ok John Smith pic.twitter.com/NhWbhZaeO6
Soon, there will be snapper. It is an ugly fish, with a remarkable resemblance to Peter Dutton, except far more tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…46
@dobes @KathyReid @TechRepublic Ah yes, so you did. At 1133 AEDT.
@paulkidd Even their incompetence is incompetent.
@KathyReid @TechRepublic Ah, I didn’t know that yarn had finally surfaced. There was strangeness in the production pipeline.
Me at @TechRepublic: “DIY genetic engineering is about to explode” techrepublic.com/article/diy-ge… Includes the phrase “acc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o8
MmichaelLlucy not even a fake pic.twitter.com/8i3T5mwDo4
@nazzer @ellenbroad Ladies, I’ll leave you to these difficult negotiations. And order a pint.
The government seeking advice from experts? Heh, yeah right. twitter.com/CatherineKingM…
@FyfePeter @SenatorCash @AAPMick Live ones.
“The Moon is getting a 4G network next year” by @dobes, who fails to say that it should be fibre all the way…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4P
Compare the pair… (Both pics by @AAPMick) pic.twitter.com/FgIu1tnWWm
@SenatorCash This one by @AAPMick goes straight to the pool room, eh @SenatorCash? pic.twitter.com/1380JAt9o3
@SenatorCash This one by @AAPMick goes straight to the pool room, eh @SenatorCash?
@SenatorCash And here’s a transcript. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
@SenatorCash I’m liking the idea of Senator Doug Cameron being into the lingo of the young people. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
Ah, while I’ve been strolling through the Hobart CBD, @SenatorCash has been busy making a goose of herself. As usua..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Te
“Are unwanted Tasmanians cluttering up your home? Call now.” pic.twitter.com/EJpeoT6JDd
@PeteLawler @NewtonMark @NicholasFryer It’s just a matter of priorities.
@changeintheair1 @Spoonyman So does that mean just half the pokies go? I’m having trouble understanding how any of this will work.
@Spoonyman My pleasure, Brian. I hope I’m back in Tasmania sooner rather than later.
Coming up in just a moment. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@tasmaniatalks Cool. “Funky Town”.
@SnarkyPlatypus @893lafm As far as I understand it, the major parties have focused on this as their point of differ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NM
@jonkudelka It was champion yummy too.
I’ll be talking goats on @tasmaniatalks very shortly. You can listen at socialradio.grantdigital.com.au/splayer/?domai…, apparently.
Listening to the Tasmania state election adverts on @893lafm. Banning pokies will destroy 3000 jobs and all the you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vr
GonzoHacker The next guy who does a mass shooting is going to be in so much trouble
Justin_Vogt The Way We Live Now pic.twitter.com/6YHCqq0f6V
mcnees False flag operation accusing YouTube of shutting down a channel that never existed. pic.twitter.com/cqsQLACeA9
@davispg Sesame Joy is being experienced.
Correct Breakfast. pic.twitter.com/vS3bBAkVL5
If the AFP is still looking for Michaelia Cash’s documents I think I know where she’s shoved them. #mindthestaples twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…
JamColley I’m paying $400 to go to this event and learn how to quote tweet and say “triggered much?” pic.twitter.com/SBvGUVPe4i
I think @franksting is trolling me with his Twitter name.
mpbowers Barnaby Joyce jogs to work this morning @GuardianAus @murpharoo @AmyRemeikis #politicslive theguardian.com/australia-news…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yQ
mpbowers The PM Malcolm Turnbull, Michaelia Cash and Zed Seselja during a press conference this morning in Canberra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sv
iborgward @HEXCELERATOR @stilgherrian Alien arrives in Australia, Aussie says, we wear buckets meant for fried chicken on our..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XO
best_in_dumbest We put the “Ant”
Back in “Quantum” pic.twitter.com/hZKjI1HcgJ
Like they do on the Tokyo subway, presumably. twitter.com/sammostyn/stat…
DJBentley How bad has your day been on a scale of 1 to Jared?
HEXCELERATOR YOU ARE HANDED A CASSETTE TAPE BY A STRANGER ON A BUSY STREET. THEY TELL YOU THAT RECORDED ON IT IS A MESSAGE FROM..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nH
Wed plan, redraft: Slow start (in progress); 1010 @tasmaniatalks to talk goats; free time in Hobart; 1635 VA1535 HB..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZC
axmcc When I was about 15 I bought a pair of jeans at General Pants, and the trendy guy selling them told me “nobody wash..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RH
@dobes Here, too, is some excellent use of language. “Lewis” is Duncan Lewis, Director-General of ASIO. twitter.com/stephendziedzi…
@dobes You should follow @dobes’ advice here. The video is excellent, cleverness-wise. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
@clarevward Erm, yes. Thank you.
ICYMI: “Australian Home Affairs thinks its IT is safe because it has a cybermoat” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/austra… #cybermoat
@TalisaDaKisser @tasmaniatalks I’m pretty sure this will be the last day. I’m all goated out.
KrangTNelson alex jones weepily begging a child to be nicer to him is suddenly the only kind of content I care about pic.twitter.com/omsFsmWSZZ
I guess they too had a bout of #duckramenrevenge twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…
This first half of this sentence may be a fact, but the second half is really just an aspirational target. twitter.com/axios/status/9…
icowid The consortium aims to create $4.5mm of TKN for sale in exchange for one of those cone shaped hats.
best_in_dumbest We put the “Elf”
in “Cellphone” pic.twitter.com/YUcV6FfOlE
Histreepix The Demon Blackberry of Old London Town claims two more victims. Leyton, 1949. pic.twitter.com/rJYwcK8XSd
onlmaps Map of Luxembourg should it successfully recover all annexed territories from Germany, France and Belgium #map..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…An
glengyron “Should Russian agents have top secret clearance?”
“Oh yeah, good point, probably not, hey?” twitter.com/thehill/status…
@NewtonMark @bastardsheep It’s not the same.
@NewtonMark Mark.
@engin_eer There is a certain empty bleakness to it all, thank you for asking. Recovery seems to be taking place at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aV
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers” zdnet.com/article/austra…
Wed plan, early draft: Slow start; 1010 @tasmaniatalks to talk goats; edit and post last night’s podcast; free time..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ue
Wednesday. There are doubts, perhaps. Wednesday.
@jennylmackinnon Wow. You are terrible.
“Experts: The Sun rises in the east and FFS you people are stupid beyond belief.” twitter.com/abcactionnews/…
Who are you people, and why am I discussing my gastrointestinal tract with you?
If explosive diarrhoea were an Olympic sport I’d be winning gold right now.
Well it is, and you chicks need to ramp it up. twitter.com/dekrazee1/stat…
sadoperator “put your apps in a container!” they said
“devs can manage them!” they said
“super easy!” they said pic.twitter.com/GUG9b0hRWD
RobTramonte Wow that’s INSANE accuracy 🎯 pic.twitter.com/qe3pWDaL48
@LovelyCorrine @aacole42 @rockatscientist I suspect he would. But right now I will not think of food. ;) Goddamit t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dh
dominiceliseo It’s festival time in ‘adelaide’ again, so here’s my annual reminder - when whites drink in the parklands they call..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG
@aacole42 @LovelyCorrine @rockatscientist My pleasure, and all this is quite true. The publican said he’d be up for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…le
@SnarkyPlatypus No, it’s been ages. Really. Time flies. Also, this is not a routine upset stomach. I’m now being hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sn
@rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine Look can you please not “like” the fact that I have food poisoning?
But thank you to @rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine for a wonderful conversation. Edited version posted some time tomorrow.
So yeah the podcast is done. For those of you listening on the live stream, if I sounded a little distracted it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pR
@techoglot We should have fixed it now.
So The 9pm Edict’s Hobart Private House Forum is now almost streaming from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and @spreaker ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x4
NOW OPEN: “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign. stilgherrian.com/hometown/ You want a Public House Forum podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KR
Nearly there. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently Ivanka does hair and makeup.
Turning an upstairs private dining room at a Hobart pub into an audio studio, using only what I brought with me in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fa
I’m sure this is just a coincidence. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@kofeyh @SnarkyPlatypus If I’m drinking anything that’s measured by the ounce, it’ll be some of Tasmania’s fine whiskys or botanical gins.
@Snow_Crash @DCoopes Indeed.
@Snow_Crash @DCoopes This is all remarkably similar to what I wrote last week. ;) zdnet.com/article/south-…
@SnarkyPlatypus No matter what happens in the world, I will never do shots of Tia Maria. That is not even a thing.
I definitely have not been drinking all afternoon*.
* Since 11am.
Tue plan, another update: Quick shower (wanna watch?); set up equipment in the chosen pub; 2100 AEDT, or possibly s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tb
@NewtonMark It’s not too foul in Hobart either.
cjjosh Walkley contender for headline for sure twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…
drearyclocks @dobes I am the burger man now.
Shit. It’s 1745 already. I seem to have lost an hour.
Correct. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…
markhumphries After losing the leadership to Michael McCormack, Nationals MP Barabbas Loins lays out his plans for life on the ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6q
@mab397 Agreed 100%.
@rationalbitch “Sorry”? I am with you. Wedged-Tailed Eagles are just so wonderful.
@NuclearAnthro Ah.
@erstkate I’m glad you said that because me, as a bloke and also someone who interacted with those guys back then,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wn
@NuclearAnthro *fewer
“Digital Transformation Agency wants its cybersecurity team back” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/digita…
A reminder that Australia has proper eagles. twitter.com/JohnDPMorgan/s…
This is fine. twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
I’m kinda shocked by this. “Australian TV star Tim Ferguson carried out a vile and obscene campaign of bullying whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qB
@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler @pjf Mr @pjf is one of nature’s gentlemen.
@oberonsghost True. I would not mess with a nona with an AK-47.
@DrRhysPockett Well there IS that. But surely trans is complicated enough without cybering it up.
@oberonsghost Have you thought of getting a firearms license?
@DrRhysPockett Oh FFS. What is WRONG with these people?
OK, @Trustwave @SpiderLabs, you know where to find me. Size L, thank you. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler @pjf Ah yes, I know of his Rickrolling as a Service, um, service.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers” zdnet.com/article/austra…
@ZDNet Hah! Call from Flinders University’s lawyers in 5… 4… 3…
@PeteLawler @LovelyCorrine Yeah, you might end up being classed as a VNO (virtual network operator) and that brings..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vC
@LovelyCorrine I am WAY off the pace with call routing technology.
@LovelyCorrine This is an awesome idea. There might even be a way of doing this with SIP and call forwarding that m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HP
@DrRhysPockett I am not an expert, obviously, but my understanding is that this is one of the slowest of slow burns?
@DrRhysPockett Wot? “Rapid onset gender dysphoria”, eh? What a time to be alive!
@egadsthefuzz @zackster @zdnetaustralia If that floats your boat.
@zackster @swearyanthony @zdnetaustralia I seem to have unfollowed @swearyanthony so I cannot see him. Maybe this is a bonus.
Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee. BTW, have I ever mentioned that many years ago I was sort-of being headhunted for one of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…B8
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…
And yet here we are… twitter.com/EliotLandrum/s…
@zackster @zdnetaustralia I have yet to find a suitable cyber-goat crossover.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers, but only 15 of them. #teencybers
@zippydazipster Well der.
ClickHole Awesome Artifact: The Muppet Mistress Jim Henson Made For Himself When He And His Wife Were Going Through A Rocky P..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wk
dobes South Queensland is BAT COUNTRY, and like most things in Australia, can kill you pic.twitter.com/ZA5lIT8Txq
Apples, but in liquid form.
piersmorgan Just met Ian Chappell for 1st time. ‘Hi, Mr Chappell, I’m Piers Morgan,’ I said. ‘Nah mate, you’re a dickhead,’ he replied. Meeting over!
BetootaAdvocate Nation’s Females Blown Away By Revelations That Nightclub Promoters And DJs Are Grubs: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/3hjvWVmX6b
@SnarkyPlatypus Watch it, Sunshine.
@SnarkyPlatypus He’s on about blaming “dole bludgers” for their own situation because of their moral weakness, beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H4
@SpaceBrewer It’s delightfully civilised, yes.
hpstorian Who knew Leunig would make it pic.twitter.com/3GZLeNMokk
AustenAllred I find it hard to believe people are using Siri and are still convinced AI will take away all of our jobs pic.twitter.com/QIdpRgEkg9
Having a really good cyber.
Tue plan, update: I’m working on my @zdnetaustralia column right now, and then I’ll take a break before preparing f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…98
JFC! I’m eating! pic.twitter.com/2t0H8JABbA