Lies. https://t.co/FS4xXvGZFQ
@TalisaDaKisser You know as much as I do.
bell_shakur how do you do fellow kids pic.twitter.com/Mjh4rRBUVu
RT @SandiHLogan: Longer print version of @AndrewBGreene’s very good @abc730 report on the shamble that is @AusBorderForce @ABFComm https://…
@mukimu I don’t think it’s your fault, Michael.
“Goat Enthusiastgoo.gl/jTChDSvpic.twitter.com/1cJAWBLWB8LWB8
RT @vanOnselenP: Surely it’s both or none! https://t.co/yPxaKmVlmt
snehainguva A haiku:
spaces in yaml
trailing commas in json
it was dns
@DrRhysPockett I’m having difficulty processing the entire conversation.
RT @SlayerRules_420: I suspect when history remembers Daisy Cousens it will most likely be for the remarkable pace at which she slid out of…
I shouldn’t retweet this stuff, but hey this is how Senate Estimates work. https://t.co/LIgqyYlwCP
In the place.
Wh… oh… bu… whvvvvvmmbdh. https://t.co/ah4bfWA6QF
RT @joshgnosis: @workmanalice Cash was due to be fronting the committee tonight, but left for a “meeting” right when Alice put in media inq…
RT @joshgnosis: Seselja says Cash is “unavailable tonight” to front #estimates and answer questions about the AWU radis in light of @workma…
The Streisand Effect is getting out of hand. https://t.co/H2ndZywWr4
RT @Brocklesnitch: I’ve found it. The most amazing ‘what about men’ of all time. https://t.co/xStpBQom6E
I have decided. I’ll sloth in Sydney tonight, after a bit of an unwind in The Corner.
Wow. Cruel. I wouldn’t poach someone’s head, even if I hated them. https://t.co/1UrlG1cJhC
@GordyPls Was she one of the goats?
@R_Chirgwin @stufromoz That’s Hobart, but yes.
I’m going to have dinner in the corner, I think, and then decide whether I’ll head up the hill tonight or in the morning.
Touchdown Sydney. instagram.com/p/Bfu382_n5-r/
Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.
@iiTalW Correct.
The view from 29A, which as you know is my seat, towards the aircraft of a lesser airline. instagram.com/p/BfuqALjnNjC/
That’s my sky-chariot there in the background. VH-BZG operating VA1535 HBA-SYD this afternoonpic.twitter.com/5NfM8txQjRjR
Somebody is following all cybersecurity procedures. #headdesk pic.twitter.com/F5yHAifyA5
@JustJimWillDo I chose to avoid a joke like that on Monday.
Jetstar announcement explaining concepts of baggage allowance and arithmetic.
@AbstractCode I couldn’t eat a whole one.
@SnarkyPlatypus Look, people are stupid and will continue to be stupid.
@AbstractCode This is a sensible safety precaution with these people.
My sky-chariot is still five minutes away. pic.twitter.com/cbmQuBln40
People booked on Jetstar having a sook about their flight being delayed.
@juhasaarinen True.
@sarahdingle_ You should not be reading my tweets.
The ACSC Conference program is out. acsc2018.com.au/program/
Something is missing. pic.twitter.com/q628DQqo8Y
There are two security X-ray machines at HBA. One of them is broken. This is leading to much joy.
@LovelyCorrine @AAPMick As do quite a few other people.
True Fact. https://t.co/vzaxTRALI4
Crossing the Derwent. pic.twitter.com/xNfq1IpHVC
The scene of the snapper, as photographed yesterday. pic.twitter.com/MEEqDyXwso
@PeteLawler Mate. It’s a pub near the docks, and it has interesting ales on tap. Of course I found it.
@Vian1138 Why would I tell you such a thing?
botandy having exterminated them all centuries ago, the AI creates humans again, for entertainment
RT @jonkudelka: Good government will be commencing any day now. Stand by. https://t.co/QtpgyUlZNw
@jplonie There are chat potatoes.
See? Snapper. pic.twitter.com/CUlUO0OL2D
@jplonie Because I’ve eaten snapper before.
mzzystar ok John Smith pic.twitter.com/NhWbhZaeO6
Soon, there will be snapper. It is an ugly fish, with a remarkable resemblance to Peter Dutton, except far more tas… https://t.co/JZbouN2D46
@dobes @KathyReid @TechRepublic Ah yes, so you did. At 1133 AEDT.
@paulkidd Even their incompetence is incompetent.
@KathyReid @TechRepublic Ah, I didn’t know that yarn had finally surfaced. There was strangeness in the production pipeline.
Me at @TechRepublic: “DIY genetic engineering is about to explode†https://t.co/Ldp3URYF6b Includes the phrase “acc… https://t.co/phLplkN7o8
MmichaelLlucy not even a fake pic.twitter.com/8i3T5mwDo4
@nazzer @ellenbroad Ladies, I’ll leave you to these difficult negotiations. And order a pint.
The government seeking advice from experts? Heh, yeah right. https://t.co/MCz32Cqd1d
@FyfePeter @SenatorCash @AAPMick Live ones.
“The Moon is getting a 4G network next year†by @dobes, who fails to say that it should be fibre all the way.… https://t.co/cWx04ZXH4P
Compare the pair… (Both pics by @AAPMick) pic.twitter.com/FgIu1tnWWm
@SenatorCash This one by @AAPMick goes straight to the pool room, eh @SenatorCash? pic.twitter.com/1380JAt9o3
@SenatorCash This one by @AAPMick goes straight to the pool room, eh @SenatorCash?
@SenatorCash And here’s a transcript. https://t.co/IC11BzIfBZ
@SenatorCash I’m liking the idea of Senator Doug Cameron being into the lingo of the young people. https://t.co/cw6CtHTUlR
Ah, while I’ve been strolling through the Hobart CBD, @SenatorCash has been busy making a goose of herself. As usua… https://t.co/p629LeriTe
“Are unwanted Tasmanians cluttering up your home? Call now.pic.twitter.com/EJpeoT6JDd6JDd
@PeteLawler @NewtonMark @NicholasFryer It’s just a matter of priorities.
@changeintheair1 @Spoonyman So does that mean just half the pokies go? I’m having trouble understanding how any of this will work.
Gosh. https://t.co/cZEg0QOuDD
@Spoonyman My pleasure, Brian. I hope I’m back in Tasmania sooner rather than later.
Coming up in just a moment. https://t.co/rUlvIbicY8
RT @Pinboard: 🤔 https://t.co/Gq5tY44sGA
@tasmaniatalks Cool. “Funky Townâ€.
@SnarkyPlatypus @893lafm As far as I understand it, the major parties have focused on this as their point of differ… https://t.co/L9JvXRCuNM
@jonkudelka It was champion yummy too.
I’ll be talking goats on @tasmaniatalks very shortly. You can listen at https://t.co/f6lly2bWib, apparently.
Listening to the Tasmania state election adverts on @893lafm. Banning pokies will destroy 3000 jobs and all the you… https://t.co/Fu8GWoHPvr
GonzoHacker The next guy who does a mass shooting is going to be in so much trouble
Justin_Vogt The Way We Live Now pic.twitter.com/6YHCqq0f6V
RT @mcnees: False flag operation accusing YouTube of shutting down a channel that never existed. https://t.co/cqsQLACeA9
@davispg Sesame Joy is being experienced.
Correct Breakfast. pic.twitter.com/vS3bBAkVL5
If the AFP is still looking for Michaelia Cash’s documents I think I know where she’s shoved them. #mindthestaples https://t.co/HavspVM4us
RT @JamColley: I’m paying $400 to go to this event and learn how to quote tweet and say “triggered much?†https://t.co/SBvGUVPe4i
I think @franksting is trolling me with his Twitter name.
RT @mpbowers: Barnaby Joyce jogs to work this morning @GuardianAus @murpharoo @AmyRemeikis #politicslive https://t.co/5Ch3Y2Gmu1 #beackbenc…
RT @mpbowers: The PM Malcolm Turnbull, Michaelia Cash and Zed Seselja during a press conference this morning in Canberra @AmyRemeikis @murp…
RT @iborgward: @HEXCELERATOR @stilgherrian Alien arrives in Australia, Aussie says, we wear buckets meant for fried chicken on our heads at…
best_in_dumbest We put the “Ant”
Back in “Quantum” pic.twitter.com/hZKjI1HcgJ
Like they do on the Tokyo subway, presumably. https://t.co/l5BCqy6z9n
DJBentley How bad has your day been on a scale of 1 to Jared?
RT @HEXCELERATOR: YOU ARE HANDED A CASSETTE TAPE BY A STRANGER ON A BUSY STREET. THEY TELL YOU THAT RECORDED ON IT IS A MESSAGE FROM AN ALI…
Wed plan, redraft: Slow start (in progress); 1010 @tasmaniatalks to talk goats; free time in Hobart; 1635 VA1535 HB… https://t.co/zzBTGghtZC
RT @axmcc: When I was about 15 I bought a pair of jeans at General Pants, and the trendy guy selling them told me “nobody washes jeans anym…
@dobes Here, too, is some excellent use of language. “Lewis†is Duncan Lewis, Director-General of ASIO. https://t.co/e1kuoiS2PJ
@dobes You should follow @dobes’ advice here. The video is excellent, cleverness-wise. https://t.co/Vh5dkF6lda
@clarevward Erm, yes. Thank you.
ICYMI: “Australian Home Affairs thinks its IT is safe because it has a cybermoat†by @dobes https://t.co/IggMoDuPqE #cybermoat
@TalisaDaKisser @tasmaniatalks I’m pretty sure this will be the last day. I’m all goated out.
KrangTNelson alex jones weepily begging a child to be nicer to him is suddenly the only kind of content I care about pic.twitter.com/omsFsmWSZZ
I guess they too had a bout of #duckramenrevenge https://t.co/JR3X1Io4s2
This first half of this sentence may be a fact, but the second half is really just an aspirational target. https://t.co/39Lt1kLQeI
icowid The consortium aims to create $4.5mm of TKN for sale in exchange for one of those cone shaped hats.
best_in_dumbest We put the “Elf”
in “Cellphone” pic.twitter.com/YUcV6FfOlE
Histreepix The Demon Blackberry of Old London Town claims two more victims. Leyton, 1949. pic.twitter.com/rJYwcK8XSd
RT @onlmaps: Map of Luxembourg should it successfully recover all annexed territories from Germany, France and Belgium #map #maps https://…
RT @glengyron: “Should Russian agents have top secret clearance?”
“Oh yeah, good point, probably not, hey?” https://t.co/ejiIDrlaUo
@NewtonMark @bastardsheep It’s not the same.
@NewtonMark Mark.
@engin_eer There is a certain empty bleakness to it all, thank you for asking. Recovery seems to be taking place at… https://t.co/0fMrKlZ0aV
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers†https://t.co/2prvAfjyUk
Wed plan, early draft: Slow start; 1010 @tasmaniatalks to talk goats; edit and post last night’s podcast; free time… https://t.co/m06UFQciUe
Wednesday. There are doubts, perhaps. Wednesday.
@jennylmackinnon Wow. You are terrible.
“Experts: The Sun rises in the east and FFS you people are stupid beyond belief.†https://t.co/cWe8sUkwc9
Who are you people, and why am I discussing my gastrointestinal tract with you?
If explosive diarrhoea were an Olympic sport I’d be winning gold right now.
Well it is, and you chicks need to ramp it up. https://t.co/51REH3eidW
sadoperator “put your apps in a container!” they said
“devs can manage them!” they said
“super easy!” they said pic.twitter.com/GUG9b0hRWD
RT @RobTramonte: Wow that’s INSANE accuracy 🎯 https://t.co/qe3pWDaL48
@LovelyCorrine @aacole42 @rockatscientist I suspect he would. But right now I will not think of food. ;) Goddamit t… https://t.co/vcPXHwHdDh
RT @dominiceliseo: It’s festival time in ‘adelaide’ again, so here’s my annual reminder - when whites drink in the parklands they call it a…
@aacole42 @LovelyCorrine @rockatscientist My pleasure, and all this is quite true. The publican said he’d be up for… https://t.co/OmMPSv2Ile
@SnarkyPlatypus No, it’s been ages. Really. Time flies. Also, this is not a routine upset stomach. I’m now being hi… https://t.co/wthOJikzsn
@rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine Look can you please not “like†the fact that I have food poisoning?
But thank you to @rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine for a wonderful conversation. Edited version posted some time tomorrow.
So yeah the podcast is done. For those of you listening on the live stream, if I sounded a little distracted it was… https://t.co/N53LYd5ypR
@techoglot We should have fixed it now.
So The 9pm Edict’s Hobart Private House Forum is now almost streaming from https://t.co/iQetJRK2D4 and @spreaker ap… https://t.co/0GeBaH0Bx4
NOW OPEN: “The 9pm Hometown Forum†@Pozible campaign. https://t.co/S469quaWub You want a Public House Forum podcast… https://t.co/We65cCQvKR
Nearly there. https://t.co/cXQ1dzuHnH
@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently Ivanka does hair and makeup.
Turning an upstairs private dining room at a Hobart pub into an audio studio, using only what I brought with me in… https://t.co/tMSnWPnzFa
I’m sure this is just a coincidence. https://t.co/VjbALqH3zV
@kofeyh @SnarkyPlatypus If I’m drinking anything that’s measured by the ounce, it’ll be some of Tasmania’s fine whiskys or botanical gins.
@Snow_Crash @DCoopes Indeed.
@Snow_Crash @DCoopes This is all remarkably similar to what I wrote last week. ;) https://t.co/kFcmOpcUoV
@SnarkyPlatypus No matter what happens in the world, I will never do shots of Tia Maria. That is not even a thing.
I definitely have not been drinking all afternoon*.
* Since 11am.
Tue plan, another update: Quick shower (wanna watch?); set up equipment in the chosen pub; 2100 AEDT, or possibly s… https://t.co/Ds98pWM4Tb
@NewtonMark It’s not too foul in Hobart either.
RT @cjjosh: Walkley contender for headline for sure https://t.co/LLpsrta90P
drearyclocks @dobes I am the burger man now.
Shit. It’s 1745 already. I seem to have lost an hour.
Correct. https://t.co/Zz6xFkYmJT
RT @markhumphries: After losing the leadership to Michael McCormack, Nationals MP Barabbas Loins lays out his plans for life on the backben…
@mab397 Agreed 100%.
@rationalbitch “Sorry� I am with you. Wedged-Tailed Eagles are just so wonderful.
@NuclearAnthro Ah.
@erstkate I’m glad you said that because me, as a bloke and also someone who interacted with those guys back then,… https://t.co/ygB9k3HxWn
@NuclearAnthro *fewer
“Digital Transformation Agency wants its cybersecurity team back†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/1SaratyQom
A reminder that Australia has proper eagles. https://t.co/Nhh07DZuFF
This is fine. https://t.co/u09hjXzXYr
I’m kinda shocked by this. “Australian TV star Tim Ferguson carried out a vile and obscene campaign of bullying whe… https://t.co/1Qrg9ZTzqB
@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler @pjf Mr @pjf is one of nature’s gentlemen.
@oberonsghost True. I would not mess with a nona with an AK-47.
@DrRhysPockett Well there IS that. But surely trans is complicated enough without cybering it up.
@oberonsghost Have you thought of getting a firearms license?
@DrRhysPockett Oh FFS. What is WRONG with these people?
OK, @Trustwave @SpiderLabs, you know where to find me. Size L, thank you. https://t.co/k6GIcFdVMH
@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler @pjf Ah yes, I know of his Rickrolling as a Service, um, service.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers†https://t.co/2prvAfBaiU
@ZDNet Hah! Call from Flinders University’s lawyers in 5… 4… 3…
@PeteLawler @LovelyCorrine Yeah, you might end up being classed as a VNO (virtual network operator) and that brings… https://t.co/PflXiVzivC
@LovelyCorrine I am WAY off the pace with call routing technology.
@LovelyCorrine This is an awesome idea. There might even be a way of doing this with SIP and call forwarding that m… https://t.co/jGYX5955HP
@DrRhysPockett I am not an expert, obviously, but my understanding is that this is one of the slowest of slow burns?
@DrRhysPockett Wot? “Rapid onset gender dysphoriaâ€, eh? What a time to be alive!
@egadsthefuzz @zackster @zdnetaustralia If that floats your boat.
@zackster @swearyanthony @zdnetaustralia I seem to have unfollowed @swearyanthony so I cannot see him. Maybe this is a bonus.
Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee. BTW, have I ever mentioned that many years ago I was sort-of being headhunted for one of… https://t.co/ykFPRemlB8
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/uDeO904JR6
And yet here we are… https://t.co/5TRJuxqaVv
@zackster @zdnetaustralia I have yet to find a suitable cyber-goat crossover.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers, but only 15 of them. #teencybers
@zippydazipster Well der.
RT @ClickHole: Awesome Artifact: The Muppet Mistress Jim Henson Made For Himself When He And His Wife Were Going Through A Rocky Patch Is O…
dobes South Queensland is BAT COUNTRY, and like most things in Australia, can kill you pic.twitter.com/ZA5lIT8Txq
Apples, but in liquid form.
piersmorgan Just met Ian Chappell for 1st time. ‘Hi, Mr Chappell, I’m Piers Morgan,’ I said. ‘Nah mate, you’re a dickhead,’ he replied. Meeting over!
RT @BetootaAdvocate: Nation’s Females Blown Away By Revelations That Nightclub Promoters And DJs Are Grubs: https://t.co/9N2LgW0uEb https:/…
@SnarkyPlatypus Watch it, Sunshine.
@SnarkyPlatypus He’s on about blaming “dole bludgers†for their own situation because of their moral weakness, beca… https://t.co/07K3oBnNH4
@SpaceBrewer It’s delightfully civilised, yes.
RT @hpstorian: Who knew Leunig would make it https://t.co/3GZLeNMokk
AustenAllred I find it hard to believe people are using Siri and are still convinced AI will take away all of our jobs pic.twitter.com/QIdpRgEkg9
Having a really good cyber.
Tue plan, update: I’m working on my @zdnetaustralia column right now, and then I’ll take a break before preparing f… https://t.co/TsFqZPbt98
JFC! I’m eating! pic.twitter.com/2t0H8JABbA