Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 2018

bell_shakur how do you do fellow kids pic.twitter.com/Mjh4rRBUVu

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SandiHLogan Longer print version of @AndrewBGreene’s very good @abc730 report on the shamble that is @AusBorderForce @ABFComm abc.net.au/news/2018-02-2….

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@mukimu I don’t think it’s your fault, Michael.

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vanOnselenP Surely it’s both or none! twitter.com/latikambourke/…

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snehainguva A haiku:

spaces in yaml
trailing commas in json
it was dns

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@DrRhysPockett I’m having difficulty processing the entire conversation.

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SlayerRules_420 I suspect when history remembers Daisy Cousens it will most likely be for the remarkable pace at which she slid out..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nh

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I shouldn’t retweet this stuff, but hey this is how Senate Estimates work. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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joshgnosis @workmanalice Cash was due to be fronting the committee tonight, but left for a “meeting” right when Alice put in m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gx

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joshgnosis Seselja says Cash is “unavailable tonight” to front and answer questions about the AWU radis in light of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o2

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The Streisand Effect is getting out of hand. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Brocklesnitch I’ve found it. The most amazing ‘what about men’ of all time. pic.twitter.com/xStpBQom6E

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I have decided. I’ll sloth in Sydney tonight, after a bit of an unwind in The Corner.

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Wow. Cruel. I wouldn’t poach someone’s head, even if I hated them. twitter.com/Ausdroid/statu…

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I’m going to have dinner in the corner, I think, and then decide whether I’ll head up the hill tonight or in the morning.

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Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.

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The view from 29A, which as you know is my seat, towards the aircraft of a lesser airline. instagram.com/p/BfuqALjnNjC/

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That’s my sky-chariot there in the background. VH-BZG operating VA1535 HBA-SYD this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/5NfM8txQjR

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Somebody is following all cybersecurity procedures. pic.twitter.com/F5yHAifyA5

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@JustJimWillDo I chose to avoid a joke like that on Monday.

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Jetstar announcement explaining concepts of baggage allowance and arithmetic.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Look, people are stupid and will continue to be stupid.

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@AbstractCode This is a sensible safety precaution with these people.

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People booked on Jetstar having a sook about their flight being delayed.

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The ACSC Conference program is out. acsc2018.com.au/program/

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There are two security X-ray machines at HBA. One of them is broken. This is leading to much joy.

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The scene of the snapper, as photographed yesterday. pic.twitter.com/MEEqDyXwso

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@PeteLawler Mate. It’s a pub near the docks, and it has interesting ales on tap. Of course I found it.

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@Vian1138 Why would I tell you such a thing?

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botandy having exterminated them all centuries ago, the AI creates humans again, for entertainment

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jonkudelka Good government will be commencing any day now. Stand by. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@jplonie Because I’ve eaten snapper before.

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mzzystar ok John Smith pic.twitter.com/NhWbhZaeO6

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Soon, there will be snapper. It is an ugly fish, with a remarkable resemblance to Peter Dutton, except far more tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…46

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@paulkidd Even their incompetence is incompetent.

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@KathyReid @TechRepublic Ah, I didn’t know that yarn had finally surfaced. There was strangeness in the production pipeline.

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Me at @TechRepublic: “DIY genetic engineering is about to explode” techrepublic.com/article/diy-ge… Includes the phrase “acc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o8

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MmichaelLlucy not even a fake pic.twitter.com/8i3T5mwDo4

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@nazzer @ellenbroad Ladies, I’ll leave you to these difficult negotiations. And order a pint.

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The government seeking advice from experts? Heh, yeah right. twitter.com/CatherineKingM…

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“The Moon is getting a 4G network next year” by @dobes, who fails to say that it should be fibre all the way…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4P

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@SenatorCash This one by @AAPMick goes straight to the pool room, eh @SenatorCash?

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@SenatorCash I’m liking the idea of Senator Doug Cameron being into the lingo of the young people. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Ah, while I’ve been strolling through the Hobart CBD, @SenatorCash has been busy making a goose of herself. As usua..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Te

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“Are unwanted Tasmanians cluttering up your home? Call now.” pic.twitter.com/EJpeoT6JDd

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@changeintheair1 @Spoonyman So does that mean just half the pokies go? I’m having trouble understanding how any of this will work.

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@Spoonyman My pleasure, Brian. I hope I’m back in Tasmania sooner rather than later.

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Pinboard 🤔 pic.twitter.com/Gq5tY44sGA

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@SnarkyPlatypus @893lafm As far as I understand it, the major parties have focused on this as their point of differ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NM

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I’ll be talking goats on @tasmaniatalks very shortly. You can listen at socialradio.grantdigital.com.au/splayer/?domai…, apparently.

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Listening to the Tasmania state election adverts on @893lafm. Banning pokies will destroy 3000 jobs and all the you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vr

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GonzoHacker The next guy who does a mass shooting is going to be in so much trouble

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Justin_Vogt The Way We Live Now pic.twitter.com/6YHCqq0f6V

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mcnees False flag operation accusing YouTube of shutting down a channel that never existed. pic.twitter.com/cqsQLACeA9

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If the AFP is still looking for Michaelia Cash’s documents I think I know where she’s shoved them. twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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JamColley I’m paying $400 to go to this event and learn how to quote tweet and say “triggered much?” pic.twitter.com/SBvGUVPe4i

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I think @franksting is trolling me with his Twitter name.

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mpbowers The PM Malcolm Turnbull, Michaelia Cash and Zed Seselja during a press conference this morning in Canberra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sv

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iborgward @HEXCELERATOR @stilgherrian Alien arrives in Australia, Aussie says, we wear buckets meant for fried chicken on our..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XO

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Ant”
Back in “Quantum” pic.twitter.com/hZKjI1HcgJ

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Like they do on the Tokyo subway, presumably. twitter.com/sammostyn/stat…

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DJBentley How bad has your day been on a scale of 1 to Jared?

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HEXCELERATOR YOU ARE HANDED A CASSETTE TAPE BY A STRANGER ON A BUSY STREET. THEY TELL YOU THAT RECORDED ON IT IS A MESSAGE FROM..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nH

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Wed plan, redraft: Slow start (in progress); 1010 @tasmaniatalks to talk goats; free time in Hobart; 1635 VA1535 HB..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZC

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axmcc When I was about 15 I bought a pair of jeans at General Pants, and the trendy guy selling them told me “nobody wash..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RH

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@dobes Here, too, is some excellent use of language. “Lewis” is Duncan Lewis, Director-General of ASIO. twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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@dobes You should follow @dobes’ advice here. The video is excellent, cleverness-wise. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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@dobes @rohan_p This is the kind of content we need outside the cyber moat.

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@rohan_p @dobes It’s wonderful, isn’t it. YOU ARE SUPPRESSING MAH FREEDUMZ.

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ICYMI: “Australian Home Affairs thinks its IT is safe because it has a cybermoat” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@TalisaDaKisser @tasmaniatalks I’m pretty sure this will be the last day. I’m all goated out.

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KrangTNelson alex jones weepily begging a child to be nicer to him is suddenly the only kind of content I care about pic.twitter.com/omsFsmWSZZ

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This first half of this sentence may be a fact, but the second half is really just an aspirational target. twitter.com/axios/status/9…

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icowid The consortium aims to create $4.5mm of TKN for sale in exchange for one of those cone shaped hats.

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Elf”
in “Cellphone” pic.twitter.com/YUcV6FfOlE

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Histreepix The Demon Blackberry of Old London Town claims two more victims. Leyton, 1949. pic.twitter.com/rJYwcK8XSd

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onlmaps Map of Luxembourg should it successfully recover all annexed territories from Germany, France and Belgium ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…An

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glengyron “Should Russian agents have top secret clearance?”

“Oh yeah, good point, probably not, hey?” twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@engin_eer There is a certain empty bleakness to it all, thank you for asking. Recovery seems to be taking place at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aV

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Wed plan, early draft: Slow start; 1010 @tasmaniatalks to talk goats; edit and post last night’s podcast; free time..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ue

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Wednesday. There are doubts, perhaps. Wednesday.

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“Experts: The Sun rises in the east and FFS you people are stupid beyond belief.” twitter.com/abcactionnews/…

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Who are you people, and why am I discussing my gastrointestinal tract with you?

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If explosive diarrhoea were an Olympic sport I’d be winning gold right now.

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Well it is, and you chicks need to ramp it up. twitter.com/dekrazee1/stat…

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sadoperator “put your apps in a container!” they said

“devs can manage them!” they said

“super easy!” they said pic.twitter.com/GUG9b0hRWD

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RobTramonte Wow that’s INSANE accuracy 🎯 pic.twitter.com/qe3pWDaL48

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@LovelyCorrine @aacole42 @rockatscientist I suspect he would. But right now I will not think of food. ;) Goddamit t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dh

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dominiceliseo It’s festival time in ‘adelaide’ again, so here’s my annual reminder - when whites drink in the parklands they call..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG

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@aacole42 @LovelyCorrine @rockatscientist My pleasure, and all this is quite true. The publican said he’d be up for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…le

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, it’s been ages. Really. Time flies. Also, this is not a routine upset stomach. I’m now being hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sn

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@rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine Look can you please not “like” the fact that I have food poisoning?

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But thank you to @rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine for a wonderful conversation. Edited version posted some time tomorrow.

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So yeah the podcast is done. For those of you listening on the live stream, if I sounded a little distracted it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pR

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So The 9pm Edict’s Hobart Private House Forum is now almost streaming from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and @spreaker ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x4

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NOW OPEN: “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign. stilgherrian.com/hometown/ You want a Public House Forum podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KR

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@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently Ivanka does hair and makeup.

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Turning an upstairs private dining room at a Hobart pub into an audio studio, using only what I brought with me in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fa

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I’m sure this is just a coincidence. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@kofeyh @SnarkyPlatypus If I’m drinking anything that’s measured by the ounce, it’ll be some of Tasmania’s fine whiskys or botanical gins.

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@Snow_Crash @DCoopes This is all remarkably similar to what I wrote last week. ;) zdnet.com/article/south-…

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@SnarkyPlatypus No matter what happens in the world, I will never do shots of Tia Maria. That is not even a thing.

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I definitely have not been drinking all afternoon*.

* Since 11am.

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Tue plan, another update: Quick shower (wanna watch?); set up equipment in the chosen pub; 2100 AEDT, or possibly s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tb

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@NewtonMark It’s not too foul in Hobart either.

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cjjosh Walkley contender for headline for sure twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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drearyclocks @dobes I am the burger man now.

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Shit. It’s 1745 already. I seem to have lost an hour.

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markhumphries After losing the leadership to Michael McCormack, Nationals MP Barabbas Loins lays out his plans for life on the ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6q

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@rationalbitch “Sorry”? I am with you. Wedged-Tailed Eagles are just so wonderful.

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@erstkate I’m glad you said that because me, as a bloke and also someone who interacted with those guys back then,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wn

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“Digital Transformation Agency wants its cybersecurity team back” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/digita…

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A reminder that Australia has proper eagles. twitter.com/JohnDPMorgan/s…

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I’m kinda shocked by this. “Australian TV star Tim Ferguson carried out a vile and obscene campaign of bullying whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qB

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@oberonsghost True. I would not mess with a nona with an AK-47.

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@DrRhysPockett Well there IS that. But surely trans is complicated enough without cybering it up.

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@oberonsghost Have you thought of getting a firearms license?

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@DrRhysPockett Oh FFS. What is WRONG with these people?

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OK, @Trustwave @SpiderLabs, you know where to find me. Size L, thank you. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler @pjf Ah yes, I know of his Rickrolling as a Service, um, service.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@ZDNet Hah! Call from Flinders University’s lawyers in 5… 4… 3…

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@PeteLawler @LovelyCorrine Yeah, you might end up being classed as a VNO (virtual network operator) and that brings..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vC

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@LovelyCorrine I am WAY off the pace with call routing technology.

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@LovelyCorrine This is an awesome idea. There might even be a way of doing this with SIP and call forwarding that m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HP

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@DrRhysPockett I am not an expert, obviously, but my understanding is that this is one of the slowest of slow burns?

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@DrRhysPockett Wot? “Rapid onset gender dysphoria”, eh? What a time to be alive!

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@zackster @swearyanthony @zdnetaustralia I seem to have unfollowed @swearyanthony so I cannot see him. Maybe this is a bonus.

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Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee. BTW, have I ever mentioned that many years ago I was sort-of being headhunted for one of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…B8

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@zackster @zdnetaustralia I have yet to find a suitable cyber-goat crossover.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers, but only 15 of them.

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ClickHole Awesome Artifact: The Muppet Mistress Jim Henson Made For Himself When He And His Wife Were Going Through A Rocky P..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wk

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dobes South Queensland is BAT COUNTRY, and like most things in Australia, can kill you pic.twitter.com/ZA5lIT8Txq

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Apples, but in liquid form.

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piersmorgan Just met Ian Chappell for 1st time. ‘Hi, Mr Chappell, I’m Piers Morgan,’ I said. ‘Nah mate, you’re a dickhead,’ he replied. Meeting over!

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BetootaAdvocate Nation’s Females Blown Away By Revelations That Nightclub Promoters And DJs Are Grubs: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/3hjvWVmX6b

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s on about blaming “dole bludgers” for their own situation because of their moral weakness, beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H4

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@SpaceBrewer It’s delightfully civilised, yes.

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hpstorian Who knew Leunig would make it pic.twitter.com/3GZLeNMokk

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AustenAllred I find it hard to believe people are using Siri and are still convinced AI will take away all of our jobs pic.twitter.com/QIdpRgEkg9

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Having a really good cyber.

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Tue plan, update: I’m working on my @zdnetaustralia column right now, and then I’ll take a break before preparing f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…98

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