Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 2nd, 2018

I need to remind you that this pineapple is quite large. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NuclearAnthro @Marco_Langbroek Valentine’s Day would be a lot better with human sacrifice.

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CloudyLala Shut up he is doing his fucking best pic.twitter.com/gYdFVtAd7z

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@johnb78 I hope you’re ashamed of yourself.

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pwnallthethings It is a longstanding policy that GCHQ does not comment on intelligence matters so I can neither confirm nor deny th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6T

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“My four days at sea with New Kids on the Block and 3,000 everlasting fans” bostonglobe.com/magazine/2018/… pic.twitter.com/iQk0tlcTSv

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@franksting I don’t understand these things.

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The lunar dog speaks the truth. There is an ibis. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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Listening to The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast, episode 14, “A Matter Of Life And Death” pca.st/My7Q It is remarkable.

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Hey @dobes, that @DavidFeng is crossing the streams again. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@RachelBkr More seriously, adorability aside, there’s very little Labor can do to fix the mess. Not after three decades of neglect.

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@Davelennonabc This is one of my hot-button gripes. But I won’t kick off this evening.

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jeamland Wasn’t Hodl that dwarf in Labyrinth?

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Investigative journalism at its finest. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Dear Everyone in the World, this is an excellent story that encapsulates everything that is wonderful about Austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ps

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WarWraith Tried that. Now the mechanism is all gummed up with dried blood and I can’t type. That Hemingway guy was a buffoon. twitter.com/JasonGoroncy/s…

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When will Australia be getting broadband?

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_FloridaMan Hmmm…

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Ah, there it is. pic.twitter.com/ZtF9P9Sd4V

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This is a thread worth reading in full.*

It’s not, but you will probably read it all anyway. twitter.com/BuzzFeedOz/sta…

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@dobes I’ve been listening to the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast. beefanddairynetwork.com The first couple of episo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fT

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This is indeed a big pineapple. It is big. twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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“APS agencies can go their own way with cloud computing. The Australian Signals Directorate has lost its monopoly.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6X

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @thelaughingsub Oh I read that story. But “mission, values, and goals” is pretty cool.

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I suppose I should have lunch at some point.

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Hey @NewtonMark, you were wondering what the next government fuck-up would be? twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzNews…

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@dobes Isn’t it awesome. That reminds me, I haven’t listened to this week’s episode yet.

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@franksting I assumed it was slang for some kind of injury. American sports broadcasting jargon generally eludes me.

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@BrigadierSlog @riskybusiness I’m sure they’re all smart men and women who take their jobs seriously, so they’ll definitely… oh I see.

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@BrigadierSlog @riskybusiness I just read that story. It’s nice to see that members of the public still care, and hand in the lost things.

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@jperlow @MoviePass On behalf of my nation, I am deeply sorry. That looks appalling.

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Davidramli Swan: “that’s right - if viewers call now we’ll give them a massive 20% off for subscriptions to The Australian AND..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F7

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“Defence officer locks down notebook at Canberra Times newsroom” canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi…

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bad_takes Jesse Watters: The Pee Tape can’t be real, “because if someone pees in the bed, where are you going to sleep? Where..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oo

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@MikePresland @michaelneale There’s something that can legally be referred to as “meat”.

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McJesse HER: are you kidding?! I told you we had plans Thursday!

ME: No, you said *next* Thursday!

ALEXA: My transcripts..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FF

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glengyron Whenever I hear about May negotiating a trade deal in China my internal dialogue is just:

Opium War. Opium War. Op..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dF

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workmanalice Spotted in the press gallery pic.twitter.com/qc5gbGysAe

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“Media complicit in the rise of political trolls” by @GreenJ is indeed food for thought. eurekastreet.com.au/article.aspx?a… You may choose to read it.

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@coldsnacks Malcolm Bligh Turnbull, though I take back the “related”. The ‘pedia says it was just a family traditio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PB

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CubeApril My five-year-old just asked me if my Super Nintendo has an app store.

::quiet sobbing::

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Fuck off, Darren.

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icowid I wished my mother would be able to query a blockchain.

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“Animal remains and rubbish” is North Plympton in a nutshell. twitter.com/9NewsAdel/stat…

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marcuskelson if in your troubled lives, you ever think you couldn’t sink lower or things couldn’t possibly get worse…take sola..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4n

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This is terrible, @jeamland. Also, where is Julian Knight when you need him? twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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@cxi Yeah I don’t think that actually happens.

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willwc6 @xmasape INFOWARS

INFOWARS
INFO WRS
IN..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Od

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“Speak from a position of ignorance, today Mr Jones said…” twitter.com/Mannapete/stat…

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Under Admiralty Law, everything I write is Corporate Content.

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@juhasaarinen @joshgnosis Who is livelihood? An excellent question.

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MrTimCallanan Racin’ towards the weekend like pic.twitter.com/M7T9KwGY03

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Fri plan, abandonment: Today has already been disrupted by two random two-hour fallings-asleep, and I still feel li..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jr

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zoologyrohan Absolutely fed up with @ZoosVictoria’s unreasonable rules and regulations pic.twitter.com/fonWz0vPEK

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michaelneale Why would people ask these questions? Nothing good can come from this knowledge: pic.twitter.com/DTzS9oCiIg

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This for someone else, not me, so don’t let the obvious fear of having to deal with me put you off.

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stilgherrian Obvious but maybe not-obvious addition: This includes recommendations for macOS support folks/businesses you’ve wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qt

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stilgherrian MAC SUPPORT NEEDED IN LEICHHARDT, SYDNEY. Are you, or do you know, someone who can do a bunch of macOS installs, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j4

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Bitfinexed Hey @CharlieShrem,

So the way the longs are getting liquidated is quite simple. They borrow Bitcoin on margin to g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mu

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bitcoin_txt Whatever man.. if you are not invested on bitcoin enough to lose it all.. you don’t deserve all the rewards. It’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nL

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AwardsDarwin Just hope the airbag doesn’t deploy. pic.twitter.com/BUUXp1c8ro

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Palle_Hoffstein TFW you’re dunking on a nazi for being a nazi and discover he’s a platypus truther. pic.twitter.com/chZn7GcB5o

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gattaca Meanwhile in Canada… twitter.com/GlobalNational… pic.twitter.com/ljWoPHaTUd

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VanityFair EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Scaramucci candidly recalls his battles with Bannon (“the creature from the Black Lagoon”), Prei..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uL

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@PeteLawler @dj2mn It’s not for me, but a former colleague of a friend, so quite removed. I can’t slice out the time.

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NickEvershed my DMs are open if you’re not comfortable with disclosing your disses publicly

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NickEvershed has anyone ever rhymed “ASIO” with “crazy, yo” in a public service battle rap

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ACICgovau Victims of the scam involving money transfers through Western Union now have until 31 May 2018 to submit their clai..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oW

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jeamland Headline: “WHAT’S WONGA WITH BATMAN?” twitter.com/benraue/status…

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“We only lost 33 Cabinet documents, not 400: AFP” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/we-onl… So that’s OK then.

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Central_Track A new site called @fashmaps is scouring neo-Nazi message boards to find and map the locations of their users…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…a8

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Histreepix Winston Churchill during filming of the music video for ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’, from his 1989 album ‘Heart of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PW

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marinamaral2 The earliest surviving photograph of the White House, taken in 1846. This daguerreotype was lost and then rediscove..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dc

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@joshgnosis @thelaughingsub @rohan_p That’s true, that retrospective suppression stuff. Plus I can see barristers p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5Q

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nehadk Australian media: Hold my Logie. twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…

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@thelaughingsub @joshgnosis @rohan_p It’s a shame there’s still such opposition to livestreaming the courts.

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@ncsc Related: “Failing to secure DNS is ‘savage ignorance’: Geoff Huston” (3 Mar 2017) zdnet.com/article/gchq-t…

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Well done, @ncsc. For background, see my “GCHQ tech leader’s plan to secure an entire country” (21 Oct 2016)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZF

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“Australian citizens wrongfully detained because of immigration failures, report finds: Poorly trained officers too..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Do

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I comment unto you this @davpope cartoon. Also, I think, a subtle Daffy Duck visual reference? twitter.com/davpope/status…

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@rohan_p @thelaughingsub There is that. Having filled in for @joshgnosis a couple of times on iiTrial and Samsung v..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hB

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“CBS, Viacom Move Toward Merger Talks as Boards Begin to Evaluate Possible Deal” variety.com/2018/biz/news/…

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@thelaughingsub Sounds like Nicholas J is doing that terrible judge-y thing called “asking for evidence”. The monster! @rohan_p

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@jplonie How do we even know it’s a wallaby rather than, say, a pelican in disguise?

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“Judge warns Roadshow against providing ‘scant’ alleged piracy evidence” by @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/judge-…

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“Set-top box piracy crackdown: Show me the evidence, judge tells rights holders” by @rohan_p computerworld.com.au/article/632909…

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@oberonsghost Poor you. We won’t be having much rain up here today, if any.

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SamSykesSwears WRITING PROTIP
Having trouble finding motivation to write?
Go for a walk. Breathe in the fresh air. Begin screamin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8N

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “VicRoads to fill identity theft pothole eventually” zdnet.com/article/vicroa… I’m s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jv

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@garthk @FnordNelson Careful. My stated position is that I do not interact with Reddit, except in dire need, becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k5

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@JohnBirmingham As we all are. I’m assuming you’ll be having fun with all this today.

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Obvious but maybe not-obvious addition: This includes recommendations for macOS support folks/businesses you’ve wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qt

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handsomemurri Looks a bit mutha fuckin terra nulliussy to me 👀 twitter.com/conradhackett/…

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MAC SUPPORT NEEDED IN LEICHHARDT, SYDNEY. Are you, or do you know, someone who can do a bunch of macOS installs, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j4

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Fri plan, as damaged by events: Slow start, yet again; triage the inbox, and the alleged “schedule”, and see if I c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bs

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Well there’s a two hour zone-out that won’t help my plans for the day.

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How’s the Australian government going so far this morning?

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keithahern Conversation with a 3 year old:
“Would you like to see a real dinosaur?”
“No. ”
“Would you run away slow or fast?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LV

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angeIicHOE Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today pic.twitter.com/FPkCjOFOuY

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LosFelizDaycare Supporting! Also URGING them to consider dropping violence and “othering” by switching to “Teenage Different Feudal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QS

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zackwhittaker In case you missed it — my story from earlier: this smart vibrator can be ‘easily’ hacked and remotely controlled b.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bCe

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This is a good thing for an admiral to have figured out. Respect. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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This is excellent antechinus action. Bite him! Bite that fucker! twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…

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JoyAnnReid President Obama: 48 million on 11 outlets in 2010
- George W. Bush: 52 million on 8 outlets in 2002
- Bill Clinto..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tC

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Friday. It is dappled grey and white, with eight big brown eyes, and red hair, but it hasn’t seen you yet. Friday.

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