Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 4th, 2018

@jamesrbuk But does “He is wrong” really qualify as a “slapdown”?

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DickKingSmith Cats on a warm concrete roof; the lesser-known follow-up play by Tennessee Williams. pic.twitter.com/RtBFE86e8e

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franksting Well it was the Tories who talked up Jam
Making as a solution to Brexit twitter.com/ClassicCommie/…

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Hey @dobes can we use this stock image for my next column? twitter.com/darkstockphoto…

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TheNTNews FIRST THERE WAS DROP BEARS, NOW THERE’S THIS! WILL THIS HORROR NEVER END? bit.ly/2DS2JEl pic.twitter.com/S1X1uvFMD4

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johnthelutheran Go home Sunday Times you’re drunk pic.twitter.com/lKNqtKpR2w

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thewetmale What if there’s a hologram of Janet Jackson’s nipple?

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fenlandgent PIERS ON FIRE. 1. Eastbourne. 2. Brighton. 3. Weston-super-Mare. 4. Hastings. pic.twitter.com/uoYlldlW6D

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KT_So_It_Goes sounds like Rudy Giuliani doesn’t want anyone looking too hard at how he mysteriously acquired advance knowledge of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UD

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@NuclearAnthro I’m not old enough to have experienced the tests directly, of course, but hey I grew up on a farm, so soil etc.

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@glengyron Sure, but the SEXUAL appeal is another matter entirely.

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@duckbytheoboe Well they’re not idiots. Although curry powder has its purposes.

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@NuclearAnthro Meh. I grew up in Adelaide, downwind from Maralinga. It’s all good,

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@NuclearAnthro You’re too young to know the joys of atmospheric nuclear tests.

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@NuclearAnthro Back then it was more about avoiding the protesters than securing it from terrorists. Those shipment..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vE

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@erkpod This is true. I already know to check the numbers. When I remember.

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@NuclearAnthro I remember watching the yellowcake shipments from Olympic Dam being trucked to Port Adelaide, but th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rh

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@NuclearAnthro I dunno about “highly”, but there’s a reason they transport it in locked containers rather than open hoppers.

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I never realised that Slater was an Arabic name. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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I love the smell of diesel in the evening.

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An Xplorer set on its way to Bathurst. pic.twitter.com/iWb6zhbiXz

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Would anyone like a train load of toxic ore concentrate? pic.twitter.com/QhvifROevd

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@Resign_In_Shame Did he ever have a finest? Did he ever have anything better than not-entirely-rubbish?

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The @Airtasker TVCs are pretty embarrassing too.

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The movie “Coming to America” is on the TV right now. It has not aged well. It’s embarrassing. And I’m white.

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@DDsD @ssharwood OK, clearly I am out of touch. And not for the first time.

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@tannew1963 Which third world country best matches the experience, do you think?

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@munin Well, I’ll get my GP to sort prescriptions, but it’s just such a waste of everyone’s time.

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@munin Yeah. So what’s happened here is that medication containing up to 15mg codeine, which was available without..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X5

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@NewtonMark @phbarratt @kcarruthers Yeah well Turnbull is full of shit. And he called ME barking mad. At least I st..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jh

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There’s a television on here, and it’s full of adverts for “strong pain killers” that don’t need a prescription. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TA

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@jplonie You know the answer to that question.

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@davidgwynnjones And an ice core. So it all stays cold. Unlike a jug. What is wrong with you?

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@LapTop006 I know you know they’re trigger words, but I’m moving beyond that.

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@davidgwynnjones Mate, we all prefer it when it’s pressurised.

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@davidgwynnjones OK, well, the lack of distribution needs to be addressed.

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Roll the fuckin’ bulldozers through the whole place, if you ask me.

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Really? The inner west has some of the best public transport in Sydney. Stop being such sooks. twitter.com/IWCouncil/stat…

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oneplanetmikey Finally, some good news. pic.twitter.com/cWgZbzrn40

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SBSNews Pet galah reunited with family after 14-day luxury cruise to New Zealand bit.ly/2EEk5Gg

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Picketer Late Capitalism: a prelude to the techbros harvesting our bodies so they can live forever is an iPad stuck to your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2W

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thinkprogress Police raid New Orleans strip clubs; strippers respond with protests in the street bit.ly/2EEaejK pic.twitter.com/ON0LpWlKAD

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I remember when @ApostrophePong and I had a beer tower at Siam Central, I think it was, and foolishly ordered a sec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7T

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Why has Australia not adopted the beer tower? pic.twitter.com/6HTyKkG5Nr

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Given this week’s news and the Nunes Memo, this snippet by Michael Wolff about March 2017 is kinda sweet. pic.twitter.com/gXfUOswwgd

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joshgreenman Let he who hasn’t boasted of advising a foreign government three years before it went on to interfere in an America..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3Q

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“Australia may be set to get our [sic] own version of a royal wedding.” Ping @GreenJ, noted royalist. twitter.com/theage/status/…

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@spottytwit Whales, whales, fucking great fishes are whales.
They live in the sea.
We eat them for tea.
O, fucking great fishes are whales.

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Actually I have no idea whether that letter would count as probable cause to FISC’s satisfaction, but fuck it, it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3Y

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“Carter Page Touted Russia Contacts in 2013 Letter”, which is to say, the Garbage Memo is even more garbage, now wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JQ

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@doggomoose That’s another noble use for them, yes.

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Shakespeare is OK, I suppose, but he’s no Dan Brown.

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Shakespeare, for example, deliberately mixed metaphors with “take arms against a sea of troubles” to highlight the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4C

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Yes I know disasters aren’t born and can’t be strangled. I’m a professional. Don’t try to mix this many metaphors at home, kids.

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While I’m enjoying Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury”, the sub-editing (US: copy editing) is appalling. These two mark..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YY

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Is there a cars driving around and around and around and around thing at Bathurst today?

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dannolan_ebooks I am cooking bacon and white genocide

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ScottLinnen Slept like a king. Larry King. Soiled my diaper and coughed up the bones of a field mouse.

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Sweating like at least three pigs.

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@twiddlekins It’s possible that not everything in that tweet was a real fact. monumentaustralia.org.au/themes/people/…

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Kingsford Smith Memorial Park, where the great aviator crashed after his fateful solo flight across Antarctica in s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1C

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House with adjacent cedar tree, Lovel Street, Katoomba. pic.twitter.com/O7Zr28LDHr

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Wooden house on Lovel Street, Katoomba. pic.twitter.com/Hq7t36BNCx

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I love* passing the local boomer blokes in their crisp R M Williams and Country Road clobber, wearing broad-brimmed..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zq

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Escaping that obnoxious town as quickly as possible.

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Double Bay On Hill.

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REMINDER: The clitoris is The Devil’s Doorbell. twitter.com/PileOfGoop/sta…

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intelwire If your top-of-the-hour introduction of the Nunes memo story includes the word “bombshell,” you are part of the problem. @CNN

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tallcailin Our dog Paddy brought our cat Felix into the house this evening and lovingly placed him in front of the fire. Yes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hf

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Sun plan: Slow start (done); Walk to Wentworth Falls; 1215 train to Leura; walk to Katoomba; Sunday lunch; remainde..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HW

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@darrenpauli @R_Chirgwin Lyrebird. Bower bird. Whatever the fuck. Richard can’t take photos, and Darren is a weird anti-birdsex pervert.

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yrtir This has potential @hrtbps. pic.twitter.com/KnvSuF5AKB

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@onthemedia @Bobosphere Excellent discussion with @MarshaGGordon about how you might make “The Day After” today…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D7

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@darrenpauli @R_Chirgwin Why do you want to fuck up a lyrebird’s sex life? What is wrong with you?

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This week’s @onthemedia “This Is Not A Test” is excellent. Even if at one point @Bobosphere says “daylight savings”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CS

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@MJIBrown @usairforce It’s ALWAYS time for some X-20 Dyna-Soar conspiracy theories.

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@R_Chirgwin I will come over there and beat you until you relax.

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@R_Chirgwin Your photos are always out of focus. Why? Because you STAB THE BUTTON and make the camera jump.

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I want more black pudding.

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JoeNBC “The FBI kept quiet about their Trump-Russia investigations, and Trump won the election. How that represents eviden..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aR

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@drspacejunk @Davelennonabc @usairforce Maybe this is a special Space Hamburger Press, a steal $3.75 million from Northrop Grumman.

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@drspacejunk @Davelennonabc @usairforce Makes sense. The come flat, they’re easy to dispose of.

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@Davelennonabc @drspacejunk @usairforce What is a hamburger press and why does it need a ton and a half of pressure?

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@drspacejunk @Davelennonabc @usairforce Oh. I was joking. But really? Cereal with milk in space?

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@Davelennonabc @drspacejunk @usairforce Maybe at the time of this 1955 shuttle mission they still took breakfast cereal with them.

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@cefiar This is getting more suspicious by the moment and I think that @usairforce has some serious questions to answer.

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@Davelennonabc @usairforce Looks like snacks of some kind. @drspacejunk can you help us here?

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The @usairforce has finally revealed the secret 1955 launch of the Space Shuttle. pic.twitter.com/J90aVobotq

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internetofshit hello my dildo is sending passwords in plaintext what do pic.twitter.com/EmG2TKMt84

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start; a walk of some sort; Sunday lunch; remainder TBA, but I suspect it’ll be nothing of consequence.

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PileOfGoop The clitoris is The Devil’s Doorbell, apparently.
cc @DrJenGunter pic.twitter.com/z0qVZpj7YP

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WestWingReport “The brakes don’t work!” Lyndon Johnson would yell, scaring the crap out of his guests - before driving his floatin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ho

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proletairerouge rt if u are a wealth shamer pic.twitter.com/vLn7B8pk1Y

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Sunday. You felt a slight itch behind your left ear. Sunday.

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