Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 9th, 2018

When you hear the phrase “George Brandis discovering himself”, what mental image does it conjure? Please don’t @ me. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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I’m still thinking about this comment. It really does speak to the human condition. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus That said, yes, that section of his valedictory was a big stab at Dutton, who’s now having a sulk…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ds

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s the party that made the policy, and Brandis was often kept out of the loop. Seems he fought in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ee

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews! “Trump on the NHS” youtube.com/watch?v=4Q1ydh…

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Me ast @zdnetaustralia today: “Farewell Soapy, but will Australia’s new attorney-general be any better?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fs

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IMPORTANT PLUG: Have you made yourself aware of “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” yet? If not, you must do that RIGHT NOW..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XD

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@tacticalmaid @R_Chirgwin What you don’t get down there, though, is the endless rolling of the thunder as it ricoch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j5

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@R_Chirgwin Oh, those images have been delayed a but because network idiocy.

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@R_Chirgwin As I’ve said before, I reckon there’s some aspect of the terrain over there that means the storms follo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fD

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@JustJimWillDo It’s a HUGE area on those maps. I’m good.

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While I was in the shops somebody started a thunderstorm. pic.twitter.com/qMZjebUdZG

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@alexdante If I read you correctly, then yes, it seems inevitable.

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@JustJimWillDo I’ve just downed my last. Supermarket then bottle shop then back to @bunjaree, and I won’t be anywhe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…12

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This demonstrates the difference between Queensland and South Australia. pic.twitter.com/YTD4x69S59

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The Ukulele People are starting to arrive.

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emelaarghh @kcarruthers And the new Citroen is cactus. citroen.com.au/new-car/c4-cac… @stilgherrian

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@Davelennonabc I do want to visit Darwin, but it’s not bubbling to the top of the to-do list yet.

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beneltham Here is Jim Molan stating on the record that ‘terrorists are either first or second generation refugees’ google.com.au/amp/s/amp.adel…

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@Davelennonabc Pffft! I’m still not convinced that the Northern Territory is even an actual place.

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kcarruthers I still can’t believe that Mercedes Benz made a car called B-class and that folks actually bought it 🤔

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MikeStuchbery_ Happy Birthday to Thomas Paine, born on this day in 1737! One of the greatest shit-stirrers in history: radical, po..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…as

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1942bs Apple Music should be free for everyone who had that U2 album on their phone

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@aleeb88 Yeah, it sounds like something I’d say. But I riff so far off my script that I can never remember properly.

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@GordyPls And now I’m wondering about shaving the Queen and putting pigeons at her feet. So many questions!

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@GordyPls “1663 S. Pepys Diary 19 Oct. (1971) IV. 339 The Queene..was so ill as to be shaved and pigeons put to h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qp

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@GordyPls “1600 Shakespeare Merchant of Venice ii. vi. 5 O tenne times faster Venus pidgions flie,” says the OED,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ur

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Darwin is barely in Australia anyway. twitter.com/abcnewsNT/stat…

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@aleeb88 Ain’t it just some top shelf brown-tongue work!

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On the latest @RatlSecurity podcast, the “I Love a Parade” edition, a quote.
“Is the intelligence oversight process..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xm

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@GreenJ @MatthewBevan So what you’re saying is that you’re not up for it?

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RayPride “This is the stupidest thing to happen to Congress in three weeks,” said Senate GOP aide. “This is even more stupid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uc

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Strava, but for avoiding ukuleles and ukulele players.

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@_midofo_ Ah I see your point. I think I’ll have to allow it.

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Picketer BUY THE PAPER FOR QUALITY TAKES LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/gB92gRyMCc

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thehill Military Times poll: Overwhelming majority oppose Trump’s military parade hill.cm/uD4vMcZ pic.twitter.com/NMM3GOTDYL

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@_midofo_ Yeah look. Much as I appreciate what you do, you can best serve society by discouraging the ukulele and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ax

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@Kxyne I see merit in your proposal.

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intelwire Thunderdome twitter.com/lpolovets/stat…

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Funnily enough, this is exactly what the bar manager just said. twitter.com/a_rob_insertio…

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Also, there are several other lovely villages in the mid and upper Blue Mountains, and if you’re coming up here thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vh

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Anyway, the Ukulele Festival is happening in a marquee outside the Carrington, and around the corner in the Irish b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pa

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The bar manager says she had to work the Ukulele Festival one year. She hated it. When she got home, she saw her ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0D

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As the bar manager and I have just agreed, it’s a cult. They’re not proper folk musicians, the locals and near-loca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BZ

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It’s the Blue Mountains Ukulele Festival 2018 in Katoomba this weekend. bluemugs.com.au/p/bmuf-2012.ht… Consider this to be a warning.

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@iiTalW That tweet was a mistake. Sorry.

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@iiTalW It’s been tough. After a beer or two, I still crave just slipping a Barnaby between my lips and taking a drag.

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To be clear, I’m taking no side in the Bandt v Molan battle. Haven’t really been watching. I’m just noting the lameness of the apology.

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I’m also loving* the idea of money indicating sincerity.

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Why do people have so much difficulty including the word “sorry” in their apologies? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Australia, you know this is the truth. twitter.com/shelleybookwor…

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I gave up smoking Barnaby months ago. I just use patches now. twitter.com/RichardTuffin/…

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“HIV drug PrEP wins taxpayer subsidy marking milestone in decades-long battle against AIDS” abc.net.au/news/2018-02-0…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rm

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NewtonMark Kind of like an eastern suburbs bin chicken, then. twitter.com/kerrynwoods/st…

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As we wind down into a warm Friday evening, it is important to understand that “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is stuck..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zw

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@aleeb88 The guy on the left looks like a young David Byrne, of Talking Heads fame.

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@abcadelaide Speaking to @abcadelaide from a little gazebo outside the massive Victorian-era Carrington Hotel in Ka..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6P

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@abcadelaide This is happening just after the news, which is on right now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@franksting @abcadelaide @DuckDuckGo Coming up after the news, in a few minutes.

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@paulkidd @trentyarwood You do and you clean it up yourself.

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@franksting @abcadelaide It was certainly very competitive. And then Google won. Unless you’re Bing.

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Can I just say that whoever’s talking about sport on @abcadelaide right now needs to update his language.”Little Ru..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xj

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@abcadelaide Thanks for the replies coming in. @abcadelaide people will see them. See also “History of Search Engin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4v

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Apparently I’m talking about what we did before Google on @abcadelaide at 1605 ACDT / 1635 AEDT. Live stream at abc.net.au/radio/adelaide…

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@jwillchad My pleasure. It was my last opportunity to use it, so I thought I’d better throw it in.

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@mikeaubrey2 @zdnetaustralia This, as you’ll have read, was my conclusion also.

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joshgnosis The investigation continues. buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the… twitter.com/AussieParlEdit…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Farewell Soapy, but will Australia’s new attorney-general be any better?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ud

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CodeWisdom “The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.” - Seymour Cray

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“This Student Failed Her Assignment Because Her Professor Said ‘Australia Isn’t A Country’” buzzfeed.com/davidmack/aust…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jE

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“Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - Sweded” youtube.com/watch?v=bc2cQr… (2 mins)

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains soap and derp.

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dobes I still think about this all the time twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Yes, I’m sure this is how it’s meant to work. twitter.com/MaddowBlog/sta…

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@munin @NuclearAnthro Please collect your paperwork on the way out.

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LUNCHTIME REMINDER: You need to goat up, Australia, and send me to cover @goatfesttas. We’re 60% of the way there…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K6

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sturdyAlex The preoccupation with signalling that “BRITAIN IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS” is nothing short of hilarious, coming as it d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sj

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“Peter Dutton suggests Brandis thought he was ‘the smartest person in the room’” theguardian.com/australia-news… Very irrit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5i

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CillizzaCNN Focused like a laser on the news of the day pic.twitter.com/d0tqGWNIcH

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LanceCalhoon For sale: sex robot, very worn

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purserj Here’s a thought. If we want to reduce the power and effect that Musk and co have on space, then others need to step up and fill the gap.

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aloria PTSD is an actual condition with diagnostic criteria, not a buzzword you get to throw around for clicks, you crass..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fc

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domknight Peak @JohnBirmingham today sounding off on a certain DPM’s hypocritical calling out of hypocrisy. An excellent day..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SU

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waferbot All the crows live on my wishlist, I’ll be 61 by the time I’m done.

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CrimeADay 7 USC §2149(d) & 9 CFR §3.38(b) make it a federal crime for a hamster dealer to put a hamster on an airplane withou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…05

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sw Look at how male the future of space looks like. We’re doomed to repeat our patterns endlessly unless we consciousl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pn

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SnarkyPlatypus Canberra is basically a public service key party. twitter.com/luciemorrismar…

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@erkpod Good question. I’ll check on the return journey.

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@jodiem Haven’t I? I’d better fix that then.

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So there we have it. I’ll condense that illustriously saponaceous record down to a few paragraphs, and then have a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y1

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“Data retention’s value for money still not proven: Criminologist” (19 Jul 2017) zdnet.com/article/data-r… It still hasn’t been.

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“Australia’s encryption thwart thought is fraught: It’s not an attack on mathematics. Attorney-General Brandis’ att..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vR

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“Brandis rushes to release telco metadata for civil proceedings” (21 Dec 2016) zdnet.com/article/brandi… I’m pretty s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hC

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“Brandis swings his golden hammer, misses mark: Criminalising the re-identification of de-identified government dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ud

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“Australia needs a ‘national discussion’ on security and civil liberties” (11 Mar 2016) zdnet.com/article/austra… So that didn’t happen.

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“Australia ‘may do dumb things’ with crypto in 2016: @EFF” (8 Jan 2016) zdnet.com/article/austra… Nope, that’s happen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RD

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“Brandis’ office is far from ready for Turnbull’s Nimbledon” (24 Dec 2015) zdnet.com/article/brandi… There’s a whole..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bm

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“Welcome to Brandistan, home of wobbly data retention” (16 Oct 2015) zdnet.com/article/welcom…

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Wow these headlines are getting increasingly cranky.
“Brandis takes the data-retention debate beyond logic” (12 Jan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MW

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“Note to data-retention law makers: The internet is not a telephone” (19 Dec 2014) zdnet.com/article/note-t… Hello? Hello?

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“On metadata legislation and used-car salesmanship” (31 Oct 2014) zdnet.com/article/on-met… Clearly I was getting cra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WB

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“Will metadata musings ever mature beyond paranoid fears?” (20 Oct 2014) zdnet.com/article/will-m… Short answer: “No.”

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Less than a year into Brandis’s time as attorney-general and we were already writing him off as a waste of space. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zG

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“Cyber defender Brandis is proving unfit for purpose: The minister responsible for leading cabinet discussions abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zH

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“Australia deserves a whack of the data breach notification stick: Businesses shouldn’t have to clean up after othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Md

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“Beware the spin behind Australia’s copyright law discussion paper: Another week, another propaganda-driven proposa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4y

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“Beware the spin behind Australia’s new surveillance laws: Attorney-General Brandis is failing to join the dots whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PH

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“No invasion of privacy law under current government: Information Commissioner” (7 May 2014)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pi

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And then there was metadata. “It’s time that ‘metadata’ met an end” I wrote in March 2014, the first of many pieces..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ea

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“What the Dickens will Brandis do to copyright in the digital realm?” (14 Feb 2014) zdnet.com/article/what-t… Well he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FD

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Late 2013 was the time of pondering. “Snowden’s legacy and the NSA of everything” contained my ponderings, on 2 Dec. zdnet.com/article/snowde…

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“Will Attorney-General Brandis be the spooks’ breakwater?” I asked early up, in the wake of the Snowden documents…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pf

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So today I’m pondering the legacy of Senator George “Soapy” Brandis QC’s four years as attorney-general, and readin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vw

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SkinnerSteven The story of the microwave is a humdinger

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DougalBeatty BREAKING: Police hunting 2 men after they crashed a stolen car in Cranbourne. They then stole another car, rammed a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…am

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In which @ellinghausen uncovers another possible application of Rule 34. pic.twitter.com/tCuCydard0

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j_s_n_d Always store in UTC twitter.com/girlziplocked/…

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HPWecology Bell frogs will eat other frogs. This young southern bell frog has a mouthful of barking marsh frog! ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kf

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stephendziedzic A brief flurry of @AuSenate news this morning - @AndrewBartlett is not recontesting his Queensland senate seat at t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ca

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Viss compliance. twitter.com/J4vv4D/status/…

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FirstWorldPains reading bullshit on my timeline pic.twitter.com/MCZzMmjFbE

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@voltagex Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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The terrible metal seats at Wentworth Falls station have been replaced with wooden ones. We are grateful,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tu

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Fri plan, second draft: Pie (eaten, and I also had a sausage roll); 1007 train to Katoomba; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dc

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“‘The Dow Plunge’, diving manoeuvre or sex toy?” twitter.com/Colgo/status/9…

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bleuvaIentine the ecstasy of st. teresa by gian lorenzo bernini (1647-1652) / lindsay lohan passed out after a night of partying..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SB

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tfswebb i reckon 19th century spiritualists/fairy hunters will hold up pretty well in the historical record compared to tod..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UB

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thegrugq_ebooks Most of the article is about donated US weapons being sold to al qaeda, so it’s not a crypto catholic papist plot.

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PeterBeinart The best idea I’ve heard for solving the North Korean nuclear crisis is also the weirdest: Deploy Chinese + Russian..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1v

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Histreepix J.K. Rowling announces “all crowd scenes and incidental characters in Harry Potter are the ethnicity, sexuality or..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rq

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fartpowder Zuckerberg is using his massive wealth to transform his head into a perfect glistening egg

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_tsiwt Do you ever dream that you are Matt Damon and baby birds have imprinted on you (Matt Damon)

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glengyron Is this a new NSW Liberal Party purge, or just a continuation of the last one? Hard to follow.

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engin_eer @mpesce I don’t believe Elon Musk would kill one person.

His ambitions are so much greater and more genocidal than that.

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Thanks to another generous listener, we’re now exactly 60% of the way to Target 1. That one gets me to @goatfesttas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0w

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@CARROT_app @iangblair Yes, that’s the one. I hope I have served you well today.

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stevebwriter Agreed. Even inoffensive police jargon (“proceeding” “deceased”) sounds artificial when transcribed verbatim and ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ut

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@iangblair I get asked this a lot. It’s @CARROT_app Weather for iOS, and I am compelled by mysterious forces to say that it very good.

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JazzTwemlow The Cloverfield Paradox and Altered Carbon definitely feel like they were made by Netflix.

There’s an air of hamm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yj

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@Resign_In_Shame @zdnetaustralia I love watching them stretch it across the frame with their tiny hooves.

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Lovely day ahead, though it’ll be humid. pic.twitter.com/r0AdI77fvg

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Fri plan, early draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia, Katoomba library; make promo(s) for “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ov

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thedarktangent Sad to hear @JPBarlow passed away. I remember many years ago to get his attention and invite him to @defcon I hacke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ce

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avoiding_bears Approximately 70% of the television I consume contains the line ‘…one of the most inhospitable environments on ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D3

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@twiddlekins @BundyB Have I told the story about how I was scammed by a pack of rogue cobblers in Ho Chi Minh City?

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stilgherrian @goatfesttas We’re now 59% of the way to Target 1, thank you. We can make this work, boys and girls. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jfruh in conclusion, henry kissinger is a land of contrasts pic.twitter.com/IQC1Okf72V

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Friday. Just look at the state of your shoes. Friday.

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