Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 11th, 2018

krulens this art piece of a video pic.twitter.com/lCM7gbYSo7

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edent Advertising Screens Hacked To Mine BitCoin shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/02/a… pic.twitter.com/Qg2tFG8bx3

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Supporters of “The 9pm Edict Summer Series” may still remember the body part photo I sent them.

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We’re at 69% now. If “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” reaches Target 1 by 0900 AEDT on Monday morning I’ll send every su..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I7

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michaelmeloni If you say AirBnB real fast five times it sounds exactly like AirBarnaby

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tommorris Bitcoin advocates: “We need cryptocurrencies for the farmers in sub-Saharan Africa with only a crappy Android phone..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…m2

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ClintFalin My life seems pointless after this lmao. pic.twitter.com/jK6WR8hlVR

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Birdyword Overheard someone say ‘Facebook did to your parents what they worried violent video games would do to you’ earlier..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PD

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moorehn Stop everything and glory in the brilliance of this.slate.com/culture/2018/0… via @schadenfraade pic.twitter.com/cdL4cEP20B

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Mr_DrinksOnMe This vodka review. pic.twitter.com/Kca1I6Srv5

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@voltagex Oh FFS. Who let Negroponte out of his cage?

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@voltagex Sorry, but Internet Time is a cruel mistress.

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I quite like this episode of “The Thick of It”. twitter.com/damonism/statu…

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jxeeno “we’ll water down some watermelon juice and sell it for a premium” pic.twitter.com/KnTmpkkjar

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kcarruthers Is it time for some Pynementum?

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MarkDiStef An amazing (well paid) job going in the ABC News London office for a young gun mediargh.com/digital-produc… pic.twitter.com/JENxcFRp6Z

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@jonkudelka This was back when politics was made of wood, not electricity?

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oberonsghost @kcarruthers People being passionate in their job applications have a weakness for using current buzzwords and show..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P6

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fel_caldwell A man was leaning out of the Down Under Bar in Brisbane when he asked a woman passing by: “Do you like ibises? Beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OL

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stilgherrian GO YOU GOOD GOATS! “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is now 68% to Target 1, with 9* x ASK A GOAT and 3 x GOATY CHALLENGE..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ec

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egadheg Happy to report that @jonkudelka has chosen the official hashtag, a submission by @Bedeapk: . Won’t be long now.

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A carp ark would be an interesting challenge in naval architecture, though. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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Siri please send the police to Dan’s house. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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I know I’ve mentioned it before, but I’m really not sure about this new Star Wars movie. pic.twitter.com/yaaZq8bEfl

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liamvhogan I wonder if a single human on the face of the Earth believes this line twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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paraicodonnell *Takes seat*

*Aligns cutlery*

*Maintains eye contact*

‘True Faith’ is better than ‘Blue Monday’.

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hellohistoria I’ve spent the past few days trying to get out of going to a family meal…

My latest attempt and my mother’s res..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ej

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sclark_melbs My feed is just full of this and it’s flat earth stuff folks. People actually believe the Joyce story is a Murdoch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U3

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@garystark @DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, another Empire-grade insult, that.

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“Now that the first Blair government is being taught in history classes, @thehistoryguy talks to Alastair Campbell”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y5

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Ruby_Stevens Somebody on FB called THE SHAPE OF WATER “Grinding Nemo” and now I can never not call it that.

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PEOPLE OF HOBART: A reminder that Target 2 is to continue on to your fair city ton record a Public House Forum podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Co

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GO YOU GOOD GOATS! “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is now 68% to Target 1, with 9* x ASK A GOAT and 3 x GOATY CHALLENGE..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ec

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BristolUniLib Before he met Stills, Nash and Young, David Crosby was a member of a less successful band… pic.twitter.com/eOPkUjhdTh

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pryorlisa Food people need to understand that in Australia “gastro” isn’t short for “gastronomy”, it’s short for “gastroenteritis”.

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glengyron Walks up to a hetrosexual couple: So, which one of you is Barnaby Joyce, and which one is the human that would have sex with Barnaby Joyce?

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 402: When goats were being considered” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/40… Covers 28 Jan to 11 Feb. pic.twitter.com/hMtKYLPLFH

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upulie Duncan Storrar, Tarneen and Yassmin’s great mistake was not being deputy PM

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New (belated) podcast post: “Announcing ‘The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania’” stilgherrian.com/edict/00072a/ Also at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w1

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@mavisgrizzltits Excellent work. These small victories, etc.

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Hurrah! “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is now 65% to Target 1. pozible.com/project/the-9p… We have 8* x ASK A GOAT and 3 x..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rA

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New blog post: “Talking life pre-Google on @abcadelaide” (13 min audio from Fri) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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New blog post: “Talking Elon Musk on @abcmelbourne” (28 min audio from Wed) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Aviation_Intel Check out this eerie shot of a gritty missiled-up Strike Eagle refueling in the black of night somewhere over Iraq..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jt

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DanielDKraus I never intended for this. twitter.com/io9/status/961…

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xntrik Truth twitter.com/parsfarce/stat…

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@armodan @bazac450 @goatfesttas Fortunately the Mountain Goat isn’t as over-hopped as it once was. It is most acceptable.

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kcarruthers Stop saying you’re “passionate”. It’s over. Just stop now. And “awesome” too. And also stop “crushing it”.

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@posty @jpwarren Slogan: “Lick the Like Button. Five Stars.”

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4evrmalone Leaving journalism because I’ll never be able to write a better headline than this one. pic.twitter.com/rQprQ4WwOc

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troyhunt LOL, yeah, that’ll work just fine… pic.twitter.com/xEEtBVIsYv

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IMPORTANT REMINDER: While we’re 60% of the way to covering @goatfesttas in Launceston, thank you, we need to surpas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FT

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@jonkudelka @trentyarwood @scott_thewspot @DrRimmer @OaaSvc I am already mentally prepared for this, because I’ll have been goatsoiled.

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@rgmerk Sadly no electric edition, it seems.

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@rgmerk Which author? There’s quite a few books of that title.

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astroblob bruno mars is a neural net trained on 2006 pop hits, there’s no other explanation for the line “let’s kiss til we’re naked baby”

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astroblob every bruno mars song just sounds like him trying to avoid revealing the fact that he doesn’t know what sex is

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@jonkudelka @scott_thewspot @DrRimmer So I have to kill a tree? This is very quaint and archaic, Jon.

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@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers She never helps. Especially when she’s helping.

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@jonkudelka @DrRimmer Right then. Here’s hoping that my generous if oddly motivated listeners make the Hobart trip happen.

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Totally sensible way to run a modern global superpower. twitter.com/BoingBoing/sta…

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@WhofanRachel Excellent. Place a blue flower on your windowsill and await further instructions.

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NuclearAnthro Comrade Owl does not approve of Louisiana having the highest per capita incarceration rate in the fucking world. twitter.com/ktla/status/68…

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@smperris That’s just what they told you, so your feelings weren’t hurt.

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We probably won’t have to kill everyone, but that really depends on how people respond to more gentle persuasion.

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During 2018 I’ll be a lot harsher about calling out dehumanising corporate-speak. In a time when people’s contribut..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zN

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Or, as humans would say it, “Extremely excited about some people we just hired.” twitter.com/xiaojenna/stat…

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I say, “robotrix” is an excellent word. twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…

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TheOnion Tearful Elon Musk Warns About Dangers Of AI After Having Heart Broken By Beautiful Robotrix trib.al/xoT1Duv pic.twitter.com/eyL9H7k1cg

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@DrRimmer @jonkudelka Is this a thing I should read before going to Hobart? If I manage to arrange going to Hobart?

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doctormcdougall I’m loving the artwork for the new Evacuation Diagram album. pic.twitter.com/zKzYjJakj2

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MedievalG So now there are US politicians claiming the whole story was a hoax perpetrated by a conspiracy of UK a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yz

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Not the same at all. The Salada produces a totally inferior butter-and-Vegemite worm, as any true Australian would..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xF

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@GreenJ @flightradar24 @StephenGale201 I remain extremely envious, because everyone says the S-211 is a delightful aircraft.

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True fact. I seem to remember a TV commercial along these lines. twitter.com/ParzivalCharge…

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@GreenJ @flightradar24 The tracks on @flightradar24 are from a mostly volunteer network of receivers, so there may..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eB

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@GreenJ @flightradar24 For comparison, here’s the 1201 flight also with a straight line segment where tracking was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VQ

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@GreenJ Ah, yes, whether it’s too low or no beacon receivers in range, @flightradar24 lost you at this point. Assum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LJ

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@GreenJ Oh, maybe it’s not the right path, though it is the right date. I’ll check shortly.

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TheAPJournalist Journalism isn’t dead. I found a squirrel dragging a newspaper up a tree. pic.twitter.com/vGOOKd0B4D

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“Popping Fake Pimples Is The New Fidget Spinner” fastcompany.com/40528112/poppi… Humans are wonderful. pic.twitter.com/nRWPA6qFbT

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PainPoint Microsoft Paint still useful pic.twitter.com/OIInRW4wT5

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This week @onthemedia has done an entire episode on alcohol. That is, about alcohol. I don’t know how much..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zL

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Farewell Soapy, but will Australia’s new attorney-general be any better?” zdnet.com/article/farewe…

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Goonwuff People are complaining that Old Spice’s Gentleman Class for Dungeons and Dragons is overpowered.

Let me repeat tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TE

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@ptrancyber @ncsc Thanks, Peter. The Random Big Numbers thing is one of my hot-button issues. I continue to be impr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dk

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@ptrancyber @ncsc Background: My “GCHQ tech leader’s plan to secure an entire country” (21 Oct 2016) zdnet.com/article/gchq-t…

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@ptrancyber @ncsc But thank you, @ptrancyber, for the tweet that reminded me to grab the link to that @ncsc report…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…so

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@ptrancyber A better read in my view is the original @ncsc report on the first year of the UK’s Active Cyber Defenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dr

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Reporting numbers like the one @ptrancyber tweets here shits me to tears. It’s like saying my immune system blocked..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aX

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Sun plan, draft: Another lazy day of reading and such, in the hope of reducing stress levels; maybe make an audio p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XJ

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glengyron Can anyone think of any factors here? 🤔 twitter.com/qldprogressive…

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@Davelennonabc That might be ones outcome, but I’m willing to accept whatever they come up with.

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glengyron Day 5 of articles on the story no one is sure if they should publish….

How fucking bad are your instincts Australian journalists?

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Meanwhile, have you briefed yourself on “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania”? You know you want to enable my interaction wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AY

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I might get out of bed soon.

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Or in the case of the US, one hundred.

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Here’s a thought. Why don’t we round up 76 homeless people at random, get them a shower and haircut and fresh cloth..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nn

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@robdotcom71 @KrangTNelson I guess it’s too early for satire over there.

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Yeah, @HPE, I’m totally sure that the key cause of world hunger is the lack of edge computing. twitter.com/HPE/status/960…

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ClickHole 6 Jesus-y Things That Were Almost Definitely Not In Erica’s Apartment Last Time clckhl.co/OqAK62a pic.twitter.com/mpY2BX7CUh

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GordyPls As someone who develops software I haven’t slept since Musk put that car in space because I just fucking know the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nk

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I know that @NewtonMark would like to see a Libertarian air traffic regime. twitter.com/LarryWebsite/s…

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LarryWebsite how is this not a Tim and Eric skit pic.twitter.com/Pv6knmMdqt

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KrangTNelson this is the most embarassing thing I’ve seen someone do on here in a long time and that is fucking saying something pic.twitter.com/ZsfOJNXrAk

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@NewtonMark @arikb Hold on, the other day a China Southern aircraft took off from MEL and did a holding pattern dow..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uX

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@ashabeeeee @dobes DNA is just a blockchain that isn’t earning you a decent profit.

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ktumulty On Page 1, the @washingtonpost reports that the president doesn’t read his daily intel brief. On Page 4, it reports..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hb

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PulpLibrarian Just time for a quick look at the papers… pic.twitter.com/tsi886rtoV

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monaeltahawy I just beat the fuck out of a man who grabbed my backside. After two days of tweeting non-stop for tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k1

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This is definitely* all the excellent things at once, eh @ashabeeeee @dobes? twitter.com/DrHBurstein/st…

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SICKOFWOLVES BRUNCH IS WONDERFUL

I GET TO SHARE A MEAL WITH THREE OF MY BEST FRIENDS

AND A STRANGER ONE OF THEM SLEPT WITH

AND SOMEONE I SECRETLY HATE

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POCX100 I’ve started a trend, go up to a Brexiteer and invent the most implausible reason to Leave the EU and watch them ag..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nI

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grahamlithgow “When will Remainers get in line and accept Brexit? They just need to have faith.”

It’s been nearly two years and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qn

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Sunday. It tried to escape, but I smashed its skull with a brick. Sunday.

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