Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 15th, 2018

It’s OK, I wasn’t planning to have sex with Malcolm Turnbull anyway. Well, that’s what I say publicly anyway. twitter.com/michellegratta…

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Yeah OK then kids, you stick with that story and we’ll aaaaaaaaal believe you. twitter.com/7olympics/stat…

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@_midofo_ @Herring1967 It’s not my problem that your time zone is three hours away.

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You seriously need to listen to @Herring1967’s latest RHLSTP podcast with Adam Kay for a magnificent and frightenin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qi

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I’ve used an M4 carbine in a shooting range. Nice bit of kit. But there is literally no reason why anyone needs one..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7F

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@i386 At this stage of the evening either could work.

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@i386 Do you want to be spanked?

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@i386 No wig. Not even a merkin. I’ll have to go straight to the rude jokes.

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SofieHagen I bet the reason they don’t teach you how to do your tax return when you’re in school is because the teachers don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0v

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This is quite a bit more whiskey than I’d intended.

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@firstdogonmoon @SMinney @jonkudelka Yes, it can all be quite confronting. I live in the rural too, you may recall,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hf

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@LovelyCorrine I’m really looking forward to it. I’ve only been to Tasmania once before, from memory, and it was a million years ago.

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OK, I lied. I was left alone in front of a computer so I just booked flights and accommodation.

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ellinghausen Last Question Time for DPM Barnaby Joyce before going on leave pic.twitter.com/lqeLLIRHK0

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I won’t commit to any other details just yet, because (a) I’ve confused myself shunting funds around, and (b) whisk..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uQ

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The Private House Forum, or more likely a Hotel Room Forum, is like a Public House Forum episode of “The 9pm Edict”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1o

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OK, now CONFIRMED for “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania”:
1. Recording at @goatfesttas in Launceston on Sun 25 Feb, with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IV

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oz_f International coverage of Australian politics really puts things into perspective pic.twitter.com/3NMoIuURcm

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THAT’S IT! The @Pozible campaign for “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is closed. The final total is exactly $3000. Thank..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7S

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THERE’S JUST SECONDS LEFT WELL TWO MINUTES BUT THAT’S JUST 120 SECONDS. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/

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THE EXCITEMENT IS UNBEARABLE BUT MAYBE THAT’S JUST BECAUSE MY UNDERPANTS ARE RIDING UP UNCOMFORTABLY. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/

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A SUDDEN BIG PLEDGE HAS TAKEN US TO 69% THIS IS AMAZING. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/

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THIS IS THE LAST 10 MINUTES. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. We’re stalled 38% of the way to Target 2. How much we can ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NY

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Whiskey can be good sometimes.

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I suppose I could always do a Private House Forum, without the extra work of a venue and an audience and everything..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xw

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If you want a Public House Forum episode of the podcast in Hobart, you’ll need to get a lot closer to Target 2 than..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p4

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Only 20 minutes left now, and we’re 38% of the way to Target 2. If you’re thinking about pledging your support, now..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uv

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With just 30 minutes left we’re now up to 38% of the way to Target 2. Thank you, and goat on, people. GOAT ON!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vj

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ellinghausen Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s press conference announcing ministers, regardless of whether they are married or..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xK

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twiddlekins Come on, make Hobart suffer as well. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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With 40 minutes left we’re now 37% of the way to Target 2. stilgherrian.com/goatfest KEEP GOATING, AUSTRALIA!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…as

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I’m not keeping up with the email flow at the moment, so I’ll just tweet the running total every 10 minutes until t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…li

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You know, kids, if you keep up this pace for the next 40 minutes then you’ll get at least something from Hobart. Ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t9

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@DamienCWalker I don’t know. This, apparently, is where @goatfesttas happens. I shall make enquiries.

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jonkudelka Little bar fridges full of cold spoons to be provided in every ministerial office.

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Here’s an inducement, or possibly a disincentive. If we don’t quite make it to Target 2, I will still try to schedu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6S

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@cafuego That would be an interesting idea, but logistically quite a bit more expensive because paying for the pane..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mw

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With 60 minutes left we’re sneaked up to 19% of the way to Target 2*. stilgherrian.com/goatfest

*Not T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4z

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jryderau Malcolm demoing the enforcer to his cabinet

“It’s just like an ankle bracelet only smaller. ..

…much smaller.”

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TIME IS RUNNING OUT! With just 80 minutes left, we’re 17% of the way to a Public House Forum in Hobart. Can you do..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ts

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workmanalice UPDATED pic.twitter.com/JQHTveVd1T

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@firstdogonmoon @SMinney @jonkudelka While not disagreeing with your assertions, I’m hoping to do a Hobart podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…25

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@munin I’m in Thaitown right now. I’ll pop over to Chinatown on my way elsewhere soon. But then the city’s official..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ut

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@munin Well where I am in The Corner they’re celebrating it tonight, but then they’re Thai so who knows what’s goin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0l

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So guess who has two thumbs and completely forgot it’s Chinese New Year tonight.

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With 2.25 hours or so remaining, we’re stuck at 16% of the way to Target 2. If you want a Public House Forum in Hob..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ul

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MalwareJake “Hi, I created JavaScript” means that this is the first and last word on blocking JS for 3rd party advertisements. twitter.com/BrendanEich/st…

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@Anthony_Caruana True, but FFS they’re stringing it out.

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@jeamland Fuck. And I can’t change the text once someone has bought one. Oh well, workaround in progress.

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@developerjack @VinLew @DrCuriosity @benkepes I haven’t been watching all that, because… you know… GOATS.

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@PeteLawler @mozreactor This looks distinctly possible. I’ll figure out all of these things tomorrow. For now, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q8

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With 3.25 hours remaining, we’re now 16% of the way to Target 2. If you want a Public House Forum in Hobart, then i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4E

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@goatfesttas Thank you. This is all very silly, but I am so looking forward to all the goaty fun.

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Obviously I have no problem with you going part the new Target 2, but first things first.

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With 4 hours to go, we have 14% of the extra funds needed. Hobart, it’s up to you now. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oz

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I’ve dropped Target 2 from $3900 to $3400 because I really want to do the Public House Forum episode. So, counting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q0

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YOU’RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME! “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is on, but we want to add a Public House Forum in Hobart. WE..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…01

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AmyRemeikis PM to make a statement - but I’m told, while ‘strong’ it won’t involve a sacking - Senate calls for Barnaby Joyce t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tf

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I’m now booking some bits and pieces in the hope of under-budget prices. Stand by.

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“The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” @Pozible campaign has been updated with NEW REWARDS for a Public House Forum podcast…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ov

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@PeteLawler @helenshield @abchobart WE HAVE GOAT-OFF WE HAVE GOAT-OFF THANK YOU.

OK, so what happens now is that I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EF

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garthk Rule 34. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@paulkidd Ah yeah, a couple times I’ve tweeted the URL incorrectly. It’s stilgherrian.com/goatfest/ with two Rs, not t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…La

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@PeteLawler I am feeling quite confident about this one. Getting the extra for Hobart would be the icing on the cak..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IY

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@chrisjrn Oh thank you, I’ll check it out.

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chrisjrn I just supported @stilgherrian’s VITAL coverage of Goatfest Tasmania. YOU CAN TOO, but only within the next 6ish ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cx

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94%. If we pass Target 1, the next goal is to add a Public House Forum in Hobart. I may be able to lower the thresh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hU

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WE ARE 93% GOATED NOW THANK YOU AUSTRALIA. KEEP GOING GIVE IT A PUSH BABY. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/ twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@paulkidd I wish I’d been recording at that point. That’s the best story so far.

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89% and on the radio in just a few more minutes.

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TheShovel Must be frustrating for Barnaby Joyce that the one week he had booked in for annual leave happens to be the one wee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2n

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86%, and preparing for the radio spot.

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STAND BY: This radio spot is happening in just a few minutes, and you can listen to @abchobart at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KS

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KANGAROOS ARE GOING CRAZY THESE DAYS. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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JohnBarronUSA New low. twitter.com/GoAngelo/statu…

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jeamland GOATIFY THE ZEITGEIST YOU BASTARDS twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Make that 85%, thanks to whoever pledged just now. (I’m being too lazy to click through right this very moment.)

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joshgnosis The Government Is Fighting To Keep Tony Abbott’s Letters To The Queen A Secret buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/let…

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With just over six hours to go, “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is stalled just 84% of the way to Target 1. MORE GOATIN..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FF

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Patrickavenell Peter Dutton’s analogue retweet game be like… pic.twitter.com/cBRfHuEnh7

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@paulkidd 2008, tweeted someone earlier. Truth level unknown.

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It’d be quicker if the stewards fetched the screens. Just sayin’. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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@darkhorse166 @Pozible Thank you. I have fixed the brokens by spelling my own name correctly. Sigh.

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@GordyPls @techoglot @goatfesttas Thank you. Now to use the remaining six hours to milk them all dry.

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JUST HOURS REMAIN! “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” Pozible campaign closes at 2100 AEDT tonight. ASK A GOAT or set a GO..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n9

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@GordyPls @techoglot @goatfesttas That probably explains why the link didn’t work earlier.

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I will be talking about goats and crowdfunding on @abchobart at 1510 AEDT. Because why not.

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@_Lisa_Harrison I was thinking about this only the other day and was wondering how your thesis was going. Well, I hope?

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@aparbury Thank you. I do it whenever a particularly quotable quote piques my interest.

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NSWRFS WATCH AND ACT - Mitchells Pass fire Glenbrook (Blue Mountains) - Latest line scan of fire. Waterbombing aircraft wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7d

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joshgnosis Barnaby Joyce is taking leave next week and won’t be acting PM, Turnbull announces

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@CrowdStrike Thank you, @CrowdStrike, for the sushi and the intelligence briefing.

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Today’s highly specific business opportunity. pic.twitter.com/daeORsoUSS

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Thu plan, revised: Slow start (done); 1200 @CrowdStrike media lunch thingo, North Sydney; 1510 @abchobart phoner to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CR

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AnnaGConnell Could the rest of the world tell us just how much it sucks not having a Prime Minister who looks like the star of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ki

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@paulkidd Overpriced chocolate and service so slow you could count it with tree rings. Some twat will buy it and lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IM

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@CrowdStrike Thu plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); 1200 @CrowdStrike media lunch thingo, North Sydney; 1445..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ig

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@EndRoadwork Oh that wasn’t me, that was me relating what the women at the next table were saying.

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Poodle’s human tells me “Poodles are smart, just not this one.”

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Poodles aren’t really the brightest crayons in the box, are they.

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This poodle is (a) an idiot, and (b) aching for someone to play with and run with. It’s heartbreaking. pic.twitter.com/uxkyfoDDXC

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“What did you see?”
“The Death of Stalin.”
“What’s that about?”
“It’s sort of a black comedy. Michael Palin is in i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wn

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Can I just say that (a) tables and chairs at the outdoor cinema is kind of missing the entire point, and (b) fish a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xs

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Last night there was a sashimi salad and, amongst other things they mentioned, a grilled fish and salad and chips f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WK

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Conversation moves on to the outdoor cinema at Mrs Macquarie’s Chair. Apparently the catering is by Matt Moran, alt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gd

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“Should you be feeding the seagulls?” asks one of the women.
“Oh no, that can’t be good for them,” says another.
Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CG

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There was one may at the table before. He mentioned how when overseas [Thailand?] he was shown how to throw peanuts..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5q

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“ALL DOGS MUST BE ON LEADS IN THE KIOSK AREA.”

None of the dogs are on leads in the kiosk area. Not a single one. pic.twitter.com/oCYIlCSs1G

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Various local Ladies Of A Certain Age join and leave the table to exchange gossip and complaints while their littl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FZ

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Now complaints about the quality of mangos in Woolworths. “They’re nothing like the ones we had in Thailand.”
All a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3V

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The conversation has moved on to how an acquaintance died…
“Mandarins and wine.”
“Both of the food groups!”
All laugh.

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@RealNickHodge It’s why neither of us will be Deputy Prime Minister.

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Turns out she’s not much of a fan of Bill Shorten, don’t you know.

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She doesn’t like the way Tony Abbott talks about women “but at least he’s strong”.

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At a nearby table an older woman with lots of gold bling and a yappy little dog is telling her breakfast companions..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bp

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@jeamland Excellent. Because I am so not in the mood for dealing with DNS.

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This morning’s slow-start coffee is taking place at Rushcutters Bay. Because it can. pic.twitter.com/HOF4sfVQwe

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kjhiggins Intel is adding a special bug bounty for side-channel (aka Spectre/Meltdown-type) vulns to its program and is offer..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W3

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@jeamland Oh ta. I’ll have a look in a sec, but that sounds like I can quickly make that someone else’s problem.

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You can tell it’s a sincere message because it has one of those formless stupid fucking ukulele tunes in the background.

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“Australian Banks Belong To You” youtube.com/watch?v=3pqbR2… A heartwarming* message from the Australian Bankers’ Association.

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edwardatport Turnbull Distances Himself From Joyce: “Technically He’s Not My Partner” theshovel.com.au/2018/02/13/tur…

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Thu plan, outline draft: Slow start; 1200 @CrowdStrike media lunch thingo, North Sydney; afternoon TBA, but I’ll fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SR

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Dear @cathywilcox1 much as I love you this is not doing me any good at all. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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“I reckon being face painted as a cute goat is just obligatory. for this adventure,” says @sylmobile. Yep, but he h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mg

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@goatfesttas GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOAT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j6

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Right now we’re 84% of the way to Target 1, and that target is for @goatfesttas. Target 2 will add a Public House F..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h5

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FINAL 24 HOURS: “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” Pozible campaign closes at 2100 AEDT tonight. ASK A GOAT or set a GOATY..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yx

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docbaty Quick response from WH: victims white
‘Thoughts and prayers’: victims white
No condemnation of shooter: shooter whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ok

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“Crypto is decentralising, AI is centralising. Or, if you want to frame it more ideologically, crypto is libertarian and AI is communist.”

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“Peter Thiel: AI is communist” axios.com/peter-thiel-ai… Yes, Peter. Now maybe have a lie down. Drink this. Oh yes, i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eR

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Thursday. Please stop whatever you are doing. Thursday.

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