Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 18th, 2018

OK, I am definitely going away now.

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When will Noam Chomsky just shut the fuck up already. twitter.com/openculture/st…

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HuXijin_GT This is ridiculous. It undermined the overall image of American in the Chinese public. twitter.com/cgtnofficial/s…

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freezydorito He got bitten by a van and now he looks like this pic.twitter.com/UST0ogrTgy

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mardirooster sharing cat pics and i think i accidentally made a political compass pic.twitter.com/EnqqTdDJy3

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SeeTrain65 If you ever wondered where Jagermeister found their recipe … twitter.com/WhoresofYore/s…

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@MikeyRobins And on that note… I have an early start tomorrow. Ciao.

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TFLN (585): For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don’t respond by taking off your pants.

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@MikeyRobins This whole sardines-underpants connection runs deeper than we thought.

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@1nf0s3cp1mp @mwjcomputing You’ve only got a few days. Remember, Australia is a day ahead of you.

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@DecayRSO That sounds like it’d include cheering on the asteroid.

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mattcdef2000 Our talkback lines are open, NOW. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@MikeyRobins To be clear, my scrotum is not full of sardines.

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SethAMandel Twitter is much cheaper twitter.com/theeconomist/s…

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drunkenmadman I can’t believe you dickbags have funded @stilgherrian’s junket to Taswegia.

This is the end of civilisation as we know it.

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@MikeyRobins At least the problem is… wait for it… small scale.

Not sorry, not at all sorry.

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PeteDotAscian I can’t believe the expert commentator just called the windsock an “aviation flag”. Next up: skiers wearing footplanks.

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WARNING: I’m going to be in Sydney tomorrow.

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mondomascots Hamura City’s unofficial mascot, the flower-headed Hanamizu-kun, has a permanent runny nose. He gives himself hay f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…L8

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@oberonsghost Yes, there’s a can of sardines in where I keep my underpants. I have no idea why.

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@MikeyRobins This means they’re going to spawn in my underpants, doesn’t it.

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People who thing something I was talking about ten hours ago is something I still want to be talking about at bedtime.

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BorderIrish There’s me at the Brexit negotiations. pic.twitter.com/sVuFOahZ3o

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Why are there sardines in with my underpants?

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@NoApostrophe @beneltham @profsarahj Sure, but making everything into a crime isn’t the answer. Forgive me for bail..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M6

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m embarrassed that I don’t know more about Papua’s history, especially given “The Code”, but then that wasn’t my problem.

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GordyPls I like to think it went like
“Australian Federal Police, this is Craig spea-”

“A POLITICIAN IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, it’s pretty comprehensively fucked up.

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@browndogstales I’ve struggled to keep my pants on.

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In which a media thought leader demonstrates his understanding* of how media even works. Why would a weekly feature..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wd

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@SnarkyPlatypus Series two of “The Code” has a whole West Papua plot. I’ll bet most Sunday night ABC viewers had li..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g1

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@NoApostrophe @beneltham @profsarahj There’s no incitement there. Too vague. I know people think it’s wrong, and it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sS

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@NewtonMark Yes, but I meant the trinitite that @NuclearAnthro sent me. It’s in a padded envelope here somewhere, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b2

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@Anthony_Caruana It’s Bing Translate. Bing Translate is clueless.

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@NewtonMark Neither have I. But that reminds me, I have some radioactive material here and I’ve forgotten where I put it.

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You know, @NewtonMark, you don’t strike me as the kind of guy who’d leave “a package of radioactive material in a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2c

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LGDoingThings Lady Gaga sucking on Donatella Versace’s thumb (2012) pic.twitter.com/2CwrKW4FEC

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CrimeADay 42 USC §2273 & 10 CFR §20.1906(a) make it a federal crime for someone who’s licensed to have radioactive material t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nz

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@Anthony_Caruana Be nice. We have to go to Queensland from time to time, remember.

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I’d guessed something like this was the explanation. twitter.com/technollama/st…

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Sadly, even in Queensland, “being a complete goose” is not a crime. twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…

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QldPolice A statement from the Queensland Police Service regarding a photograph depicting a firearm that has been circulating..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AT

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@blahblahellis I knew of it, but not by that name. Please stop frightening me. That said, the day that photo was ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dU

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@Net_Metalrat Heh. Turns out it’s not even actual rain, but some radar artefact.

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@FXMC1957 Thanks, Frank. That clip looks so very British, in my view, but then that was the fashion.

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@paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus @goatfesttas No, they have to be STILGHERRIAN SPECIAL STUPID.

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@blahblahellis Ermph. This both heartens me (because I’m not that crap) and scares me (because they are that crap).

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@blahblahellis Maybe it’s because I, you know, aimed.

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@blahblahellis But how do you even…? I mean, I handle a weapon very infrequently. I counted, and every one of my..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RE

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AntarcticReport Happy Birthday McMurdo Station - 62 years old today! Established in 1956 in the lead up to the 1957..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iw

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This looks like a Top of the Pops performance? twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…

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FXMC1957 UK No.1 on this day in 1966: Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww via @YouTube

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@SnarkyPlatypus @goatfesttas This is also a stupid expedition, which I hope leads to even more stupid expeditions in the future.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I figure people needed to see the full wonder of the @goatfesttas program. Last year around 1000 pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sU

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@profsarahj @staffo_sez @beneltham Adding yet another of my two cents to this, how many people even look at Christe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5Q

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Every time I look at that photo, I wonder, “Who are all the fuckwits putting rounds from their handguns INTO THE CE..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zS

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stilgherrian Contributing to the modern political discourse. pic.twitter.com/7OeTzW4yzR

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Choplogik A simple & effective method of determining if a mushroom is poisonous is to ingest it. You can even do this in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BC

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PODCAST 2: “The 9pm Private House Forum” (tentative title) is on Tue 27 Feb, streamed live from Hobart at around 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Br

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PODCAST 1: “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is next Sun 25 Feb, streamed live from Launceston at 2100 AEDT…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pB

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Nevertheless, I will tell you about those podcasts now. Here we go. I hope you’re ready.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 403: A wedding, two podcasts, and many goats” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/40… Covers 12 to 18 F..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QZ

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Not sure that helped, but hey.

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Having a quick nap now so I’ll have the energy later to tell people to go fuck themselves.

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To be fair, I would buy a print of this photo. twitter.com/yassmin_a/stat…

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inthesedeserts If I can’t have an AR-15, how can I teach my son about the important character building aspects of hunting, like se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ex

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@profsarahj @jlowriter @beneltham That was nasty, yes, but that goes to his character as a member of human society,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kL

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@darkhorse166 @michaelneale Nearly all the summer thunderstorms this year have come in from the NW, at least up her..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3y

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@jlowriter @profsarahj @beneltham It was, but we don’t have an obligation to be respectful to politicians.

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Since the Alan Jones / chaff bag thing will come up a lot this evening, here’s what ACMA said about it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Dear Sydney, you have a rain band incoming from the NNE. pic.twitter.com/hH4HQdz8r3

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I might just retweet this a few times and then watch a movie or something. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@arcadiagt5 The latter. Spend no time on it.

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Here’s some excellent political dialog. May I draw your attention specifically to the quality meme work. This is bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zr

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@franksting I dunno. I do know you’re a mouthy person though.

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@RealNickHodge Yep, you’re got it. And now I mute you.

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For extra points, the mouthy person will have a bio full of hashtags, and their tweets will use some of that jargon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dx

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The cycle by which Twitter will operate tonight, and every night:
1. Discussions evolve on hot topic.
2. Mouthy per..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yi

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CraigAllanSmith My mate Maurice found his old donor card from the 1980’s.
Absolute belter pic.twitter.com/8XVFBoLUuB

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I’m gonna have to get a higher horse, I reckon.

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@MsVeruca Yes, I’m sure your very clever for having gone to university. [Pats head gently] Now fuck off with your patronising lecture tone.

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@MsVeruca @profsarahj @SallyRMelb Also, I’m new to the jargon “moral policing”. Is that having an opinion on what s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4A

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@MsVeruca @profsarahj @SallyRMelb “Incidentally, ask yourself” whether we might not have already thought about how..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dX

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@profsarahj Have any of these people ever seen a Punch and Judy show?

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@R_Chirgwin If you set a timer to warn me it would be a Hickory Declaratory Clock.

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@PollHereford I would never* traffic in outrage.

* Well, maybe a bit.

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@R_Chirgwin Oh is THAT what I can smell. I was about to go looking at the fire map.

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Making myself a late lunch. After which I might start drinking, because the recreational outrage machine will be ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pb

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@SimonBanksHB @paulwiggins @ScottMorrisonMP @TurnbullMalcolm Erm, that was Lt Gen David Morrison, not Scott Morrison.

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@NewtonMark So yes, @lukefoleymp is a twat for wanting Yet Moar Laws because he doesn’t understand we already have laws. Sigh.

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@JustJimWillDo I’m not going to criticise anyone else for their stance, because mine is shit, but at least I have decent weapon discipline.

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NeinQuarterly My advice: if you’re going to let some idiot on Twitter ruin your weekend, make sure it’s you.

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People are going with a “Ha ha George Christensen is fat” angle on this one? Or course they are. Bless.

(I did ear..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QV

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@DigitallyDownld @profsarahj @beneltham You may have heard of “nominations” and “elections”. The good citizens of D..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LQ

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To be clear, anyone can report anyone else to the police for any damn thing they like. It means nothing. But news s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S7

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jrrdrbb Those Airtasker adds are refreshingly real about being “like a boss” - engaging in labour exploitation and then cla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wg

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jason_koebler Hacker says they hacked a spyware company. Company says they didn’t get hacked. Hacker sends us pictures from insid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d2

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@profsarahj @timthegrate @beneltham @TimWilsonMP I suspect it’s much easier to get worked up over single comments f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HV

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@GreenJ WARNING: There are many many threads about this already. This will be a Big Media Thing tomorrow. Barnaby w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iz

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@noreasonspec @beneltham @profsarahj Being “a tool of the highest order” isn’t even a yellow card, let alone a crim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jE

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@Davelennonabc I’m not going down that rabbit-hole today. Not even if you pay me.

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@andrewwhiteau @kcarruthers This is a stronger test than that for what constitutes a threat under criminal law, as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nl

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@Davelennonabc At least Stalin looked like a hottie when he was younger. pic.twitter.com/6ikkrX8njr

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That’s the fellow, in a photo that @Aiannucci must masturbate over. Metaphorically speaking. twitter.com/wibbly/status/…

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So here I am again defending that cunt Alan Jones’ freedom of speech. Sigh.

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@timthegrate @profsarahj @beneltham Jones’ comments were crass, tasteless, and perhaps even offensive, but it’s one..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w0

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@beneltham @profsarahj Goddammit this is all going to be a Media Thing tomorrow, isn’t it.

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@jeffsonstein Ah, then we’re on the same page then. Those NRA targets are ridiculously narrow for contemporary Americans.

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@profsarahj @kels_316 @beneltham Well phishing is a thing. And first name Peter.

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@profsarahj @kels_316 @beneltham Heh. First time I thought it was a typo.

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@profsarahj @kels_316 @beneltham It’s Whish-Wilson, but ta for the correction. I wasn’t paying attention due to urgent laundry tasks.

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@profsarahj @kels_316 @beneltham It’s sweet that you think George Christensen has even heard of DRC, let alone care..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4w

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@beneltham @profsarahj Fortunately nearly all of the most twattish twats add the hashtag aus pol to their tweets so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cg

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RayRedacted @ErrataRob Urban Camouflage pic.twitter.com/7D9ukVEzIJ

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“If the leader of the Nationals had any class”? You must be new here. twitter.com/sarahinthesen8…

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@profsarahj @beneltham I’m liking Phish-Wilson, Cybercriminal. ;)

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For context, read this thread, plus the conversations with @beneltham @profsarahj and others. All this is very stup..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…op

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Contributing to the modern political discourse. pic.twitter.com/7OeTzW4yzR

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@Artspeakcentral @beneltham @profsarahj I find it hard to believe he’s a Senator too, but that’s because he’s the MP for Dawson. (Sorry.)

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@sando88 @beneltham I know where you’re coming from, but if I remember correctly threats needs to be specific? Eith..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…86

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@profsarahj @FlammarionV @beneltham Meh. Plenty of others are cranking up the Outrage-O-Matic™ 5000 as we speak. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…li

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@BaysNet I tell you what, I bought a new kitchen knife recently, so you can add me to that list n’all.

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@FlammarionV @profsarahj @beneltham And we’re giving him even more of a platform by spreading his message right now..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sg

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@profsarahj @beneltham A similar thing happens with, say, street crime. A few decades ago a brawl at a suburban pub..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JL

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@beneltham @profsarahj I understand your point, but I also wonder whether the perception of cheapening of discourse..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X2

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@profsarahj @beneltham I agree, but it was also at a time when men talking about violence against women, and especi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…an

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@beneltham IANAL, obviously, but it’s almost certainly in the same category of hyperbole as my canal- or river-base..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CH

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@beneltham Highly unlikely. ACMA, for example, ruled Alan Jones’ chaff bag comments as obvious hyperbole that no re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t2

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BTW, that’s me firing an M4 carbine 5.56mm, broadly speaking the same thing as an AR-15. As I said the other day, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hD

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George would be an easy get, too, because he’s about twice the width of one of these NRA-standard competition targe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T3

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@paulkidd You’re fine if it’s supervised, say at a range try-shooting session. stmarysindoorshootingcentre.com.au/try-shooting.p…

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@io_eof Well there’s no poser value in that, is there.

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In keeping with the spirit, however, I’m happy to go you one-on-one, George. pic.twitter.com/9mXzbDCCAt

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If ever there was an argument against gun ownership… Sigh. Guns are a tool with a very specific purpose, and are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pn

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JuliaRadio987 an actual conversation overheard at the airport:

“Will my fake breasts set off the metal detector?”

“Are they metal?”

“Oh”

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RickyPhillips Tanks are getting bigger! From Soviet era to the modern day, this really shows how much bigger our modern goliaths..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Na

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DigiVictorian In 1889, Tit-Bits magazine offered prizes to single, female readers who sent in the best answers to the question: ‘..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QX

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jonkudelka I’m relieved how Malcolm has finally decided that Barnaby Hill is as good a hill as any to die on.

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mattblaze The “e” in email stands for “evidence”, part 29874675: pic.twitter.com/iu5wBitz1D

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“Barnaby Joyce, Quite Possibly Deputy Prime Minister” by Clarke & Dawe (7 Jul 2016) youtube.com/watch?v=eW1pEW… HT a wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v6

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edbott Colonel Mustard, in the Mar-A-Lago Ballroom, with a 1-iron. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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kcarruthers Oh that must mean he’s not a person of colour then twitter.com/mbachelard/sta…

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pixelatedboat I don’t care what the libs say, this amendment is beautiful and must NEVER be changed pic.twitter.com/mTA1ei2Dy4

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@Sam_Hickey Also, if I don’t say nice things about @CARROT_app it threatens me.

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jonkudelka It is my contention that Barnaby is in fact a long running piece of epic satirical performance art run by three small men in a rubber suit

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@Sam_Hickey It uses that American model with hour-by-hour temps, and interpolation to your specific location, not j..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TU

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews, “Just Another School Shooting” youtube.com/watch?v=KkH3mJ…

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@NewtonMark @paulkidd @ScottRhodie @MarkPesce There are, but Columbine was culturally significant and in part led t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SG

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@NewtonMark @paulkidd @ScottRhodie @MarkPesce The relevant day is 19th anniversary of the Columbine Massacre,

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riskybusiness @martijn_grooten He looks like he just won best pumpkin at an agricultural fete.

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@riskybusiness I reckon that the Next Steps* will be Trump having a theme song. youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHH…

* Did you see what I did there?

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PODCAST PLUG: This time next Sunday I’ll be at @goatfesttas in Launceston recording material for an episode of “The..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ah

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Sun plan, draft: Eggs; laundry; map out the next fortnight, because goats; Weekly Wrap. All at a slow pace, because..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7o

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DrCraigEmerson Like me, the editor of The Conversation can’t find the alleged errors in the @albericie report twitter.com/mishaketch/sta…

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Saturday was World Pangolin Day. It’s already Sunday in much of the world, but here are “10 Facts About Pangolins”…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fB

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edbott In fairness to the president*, If you only read Breitbart and InfoWars you might not realize this. twitter.com/farhip/status/…

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@NewtonMark This is possibly one reason why I shouldn’t drive.

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@teirdes Thanks, Amelia. I’m re-reading it now, and it looks like it’s still valid. That worries me.

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I see that @CARROT_app Weather is forecasting things 3C cooler than @BOM_NSW, so I’m choosing a Carrot Reality for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DA

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DEAR RECENT FOLLOWERS: I hope you realise what you’re getting into here.

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@NewtonMark I don’t drive, so I can’t be sure, but isn’t it already illegal to drive your car into people?

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jonkudelka Just putting a word in for the cartoonists we would quite like Barnaby to stay cheers.

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You’ve got to admit, he’s pretty sexy. twitter.com/johnshakespear…

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I think I might adopt this approach for some of the dafter comments I get on my writing. twitter.com/Harryslaststan…

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@kcarruthers I will have more than enough goats next Sunday.

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TrumpsTies “Who has two tiny thumbs and isn’t afraid to use one… right now?!”

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BestTraveI Glasgow, Scotland pic.twitter.com/7EnlHsOz4b

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@kcarruthers Oh agreed. I wonder how she’s going.

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@kcarruthers This 2016 story is doing the rounds again for some reason. You’re the second person to show me, and it’s a different tweet.

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Here’s another campaign kicking off. Interesting times. twitter.com/WillWeBeNext/s…

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HNTurtledove Hang one from each side of the lamppost. twitter.com/nberlat/status…

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bbotezatu That is correct. This is the entire market share of Yahoo! Mail now. express.co.uk/life-style/sci…

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Sunday. Just how many can you fit in your mouth at once? Sunday.

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