Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 20th, 2018

TheMediaTweets “Unwanted” piles. pic.twitter.com/LfwPAtLbIL

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lukehopewell Send the asteroid twitter.com/vogueaustralia…

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This has already been retweeted quite a bit, but it’s important to understand just how morally bankrupt some of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mj

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James_Jeffrey This one tweet is so dense with goodness, it’s the Twitter equivalent of a neutron star twitter.com/wherehegonzale…

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McMurtrieSF When even the dictionary burns you. pic.twitter.com/5bvV6K2VIl

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islarosem Isn’t this the guy who plays Sherlock? pic.twitter.com/4pT0smc6g0

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@_midofo_ No, it won’t happen. Because I value the use of my hands and face.

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@AndyDW_ How much methane do you think she puts out?

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Does Bronwyn Bishop still drink kerosene, or whatever it was?

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D_Keating QUIET ALL, FOR THE AGELESS DEMIGORGON IS SPEAKING. ACCEPT HER WISDOM WITHOUT QUESTIONING OR SELF THOUGHT twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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BodegaBot These two ex-Square engineers want to replace Comfort Food restaurants with antimatter weapons

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hideous_pizza tfw you understand your enemies pic.twitter.com/xfGksZ58jG

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@NewtonMark We need a list of jurisdictions that have vexatious litigant rules.

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Here’s another argument against firearms control. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee Oh I forgot, yes, @ashabeeeee is current holder of the ATO chalice.

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redlightvoices for the aspiring tech bro, there’s also the “experience” of visiting random offices to observe the natives in their..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yZ

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davidschneider In this week’s Recalibrating Expectations…

June 2016:
“Brexit will be sunlit uplands, a global Britain, prospero..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lo

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NatGalleriesSco The entire national art collection of Scotland is now digitally accessible by anybody, from anywhere, via any devic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TY

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Australia needs more cyber in the middle” zdnet.com/article/austra… Contains cyber sandcastles.

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This @HistoryHit interview with David Baddiel @Baddiel is more than adequate. pca.st/HHmV

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Also, can I say that Peking Duck is overrated bullshit.

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Also, I bought a packet so I can review them.

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus The thing to remember is that these are CHINESE Peking Duck crisps*, as opposed to the ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FT

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@NewtonMark I’m not surprised. It’s magnificently useless.

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus, how about I get you a carton of these for your birthday? pic.twitter.com/M3CacrSGZX

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@oberonsghost Ten bucks says it’s made by slave labour in Myanmar or somewhere.

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Why would anyone pay extra to buy ingredients with that twat Jamie Oliver’s face on them?

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@dmeeze @jeamland I’d never realised that “goat shit” was specifically Yiddish. Seems more like a universal concept.

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purserj People are complaining because a toy company has added new characters with female characteristics to a robot toylin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pt

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jpwarren via [locked]: Isn’t that something they were supposed to be doing already? twitter.com/FinancialRevie…

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AnthroPunk “Do as I say, not as I do.” Makes sense: to enslave others, they must have skills to go beyond it. Or as they say i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ms

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tweetertation Few cultural objects fascinate me (years on, yes) as much as this sign pic.twitter.com/nI69ZdWKBf

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bhilburn @mattblaze @dntlookbehindu Very nice! If you’re into backyard antenna farms, here are a few pics of @devnulling’s,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Is

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FinancialReview ‘Can you keep it down during his backswing?’ @roweafr’s latest cartoon. For more: bit.ly/2pnB77h pic.twitter.com/WcKil5U8SE

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CrimeADay 30 USC §§811, 820(d) & 30 CFR §56.19071 make it a federal crime for a mine operator to willfully have people ride in buckets of muck.

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elaineschele A drawing of a Roman gladiator fighting his own penis from a book called “The Shadow of Vesuvius” by Raliegh Trevel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P9

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icowid So I resign myself to the bathroom to have a positive social impact.

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Pious”
Back in “Copiously” pic.twitter.com/QVDySQqaoC

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@Davelennonabc @RealNickHodge If you remember the 70s you weren’t there.

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@joshgnosis They really do have this covered, don’t they.

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@dobes I’ve made peace with the local, who’s originally from Glasgow.

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It’s OK, @abcadelaide, things have settled down now, and no one has been injured.

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@joshgnosis It’d be a great tag line for the site.

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EXCELLENT PLAN. HT @voltagex, one of my enablers. twitter.com/drewtoothpaste…

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This @abcadelaide radio spot it coming up in about 10 minutes, after the news. Live stream at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ju

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JuddLegum I think it’s because 17 people in a high school were just murdered with an AR-15 pic.twitter.com/0mEpAn50en

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@kels_316 @dobes A FULL-SPECTRUM ORGANIC ENABLER!

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@dobes @kels_316 @PeteLawler You should know better than to give me ideas.

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OAICgov After 34 years in the public sector and 20 years in privacy, the Australian Information and Privacy Commissioner, T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2O

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@dobes @kels_316 @PeteLawler You could just use the unemployed.

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“George Brandis Spent Over $168,000 Of Taxpayers’ Money Trying To Keep His Diary A Secret: So much for so little.” buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/geo…

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arizclint Don’t just poke the bear; run up and slap it in the face twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post…

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jonkudelka Matt’s mum knew, but failed to mention it. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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PeteLawler Nothing quite as sad as an infestation of arse bush twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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@LLah_Nomis There’s a sentence you don’t see very often.

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@abcadelaide @thelaughingsub ALP press release: “Adelaide to be the Home of the nation’s fastest internet”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jl

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia needs more cyber in the middle” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Barnaby won’t go until someone deploys a crowbar.

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DDsD ITS ON twitter.com/PerthLive6PR/s…

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@tshanahan83 Thanks, Thomas. Have you guys dropped the “Australian Computer Society” name?

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This might explain the NBN’s problems. pic.twitter.com/t5tIDRrtLw

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“Earn Big with the Coin of the Future! You are among the 77 lucky people who we are offering the Public Version of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2t

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@zdnetaustralia Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a novel cyber.

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Adding more cybers to my @zdnetaustralia column before filing.

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@abcadelaide “South Australian Labor to expand fibre broadband if re-elected” by @thelaughingsub..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9X

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@abcadelaide This radio spot is happening at 1705 ACDT / 1735 AEDT and you can listen at abc.net.au/radio/adelaide…. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yB

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@dobes I couldn’t possibly comment. Because if I did, I would possibly be discussing serious arson, a crime which f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uX

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Today’s Definitely Genuine Business Opportunity And Totally Not A Scam. pic.twitter.com/Y2GoCROxhh

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Out today from @ABSStats: “8165.0 - Counts of Australian Businesses, including Entries and Exits, Jun 2013 to Jun 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P8

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spookperson if no one comes from the future to stop me from tweeting something how bad can it honestly be

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@nphair Not for $35 million they’re not.

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@nphair They’re getting an election promise.

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So guess who has two thumbs and just agreed to talk about this on @abcadelaide later today? pic.twitter.com/sQY3KidWzr

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HoarseWisperer Someone send a copy to Mar a Lago. pic.twitter.com/nqTdNEp5bk

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0Teridax pull up in my foreign pic.twitter.com/R37GgccTLJ

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pharmasean This is my uncle, who was attacked by hoodlums simply for trying to go see Paddington 2. They shouted “bears are no..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ew

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TStew777 a new gang has emerged to rival Apex pic.twitter.com/26qWWdYZSv

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jpwarren These people don’t sound very imaginative. twitter.com/Joshmedia/stat…

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@techoglot Absolutely. I said it in public, so you can wrap quote marks around it and attach my name.

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Don’t talk to me about broadband. Talk to someone else about broadband. Or, even better, shut the fuck up about bro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pC

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@ScooterDMC Well that’s A number, now we need to hear the rest. A big number at the CPE is irrelevant if the rest o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rx

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@bradsprigg No, let’s not talk technology. Let’s talk results, and leave technology to the engineers.

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Yeah OK, but (1) you don’t get to say BREAKING on your own news; (2) specific numbers and dates; (3) spreadsheets o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GQ

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sovietvisuals Soviet space themed nesting dolls at the Moscow Museum of Cosmonautics.
Images via @bcomebert! pic.twitter.com/Ff1bo0m4gN

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SamSykesSwears please return to the pool two weeks ago pic.twitter.com/tzBBRzeDu7

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Viss Doing paperwork.
Shoving things in a shredder.
it dawns on me that ink on paper seems to be a temporary state of ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yf

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@oberonsghost Air travel ain’t a luxury any more.

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johnmcternan Very soothing twitter.com/soveryfinnish/…

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jonkudelka delightful fellow twitter.com/simonahac/stat…

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DrRachie Is she a roast chicken? Do you marinate her as well? twitter.com/PileOfGoop/sta…

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awelder Tony Abbott will not rebuke modern Australian politics. Tony Abbott is modern Australian politics twitter.com/matttburke/sta…

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@kattekrab Thanks. Shelley was keen to get it right, and did lots of reading on the tech.

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia; errands and shopping, Leura or Katoomba; work..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6O

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joshgnosis pic.twitter.com/ESc4cTD7Hm

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NuclearAnthro I’m so jealous, I never get bomb shelter advertisements! twitter.com/antiproton_com…

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@RealNickHodge Shall I do a joke about “Rock on!” and rock lobsters?

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To be clear, this is not a joke. Mr Bost really is delivering a bag of thoughts and prayers to the President. twitter.com/nils_gilman/st…

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Look, Nick, my brain isn’t quite up to this sort of thing this morning. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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I didn’t know lobsters could even go this fast. twitter.com/BrendanDonohoe…

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@kattekrab I never got into Janet King, but people have said Jack Irish is good so I might give it a go.

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@kattekrab Yeah, tech consultant. Which basically means reviewing scripts and being in some of the script meetings,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pt

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nils_gilman Your daily moment: Rep. Mike Bost delivering a bag of ‘thoughts and prayers’ to Trump…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CK

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@riskybusiness Getting others to dig the shallow grave, then killing them. No witnesses. Good thinking. Though mayb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hv

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botandy President’s day is when we get to put him in a burning wicker man, overlooking the sea

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JustJimWillDo This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen today, but it is only 9:30am. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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Viss There are memes in here twitter.com/textfiles/stat…

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I wouldn’t pay more than $35 for a vegan’s head. twitter.com/dailytelegraph…

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@kattekrab I say “as such” because I had a coffee with the creator and saw an outline before it was even a thing, nothing more.

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@kattekrab I see what you mean, though I think that was more a by-product of the “Who’s the stable one?” question t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…56

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I just saw some tweets which said that people are “leaking against Barnaby Joyce” and I would like to join them.

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One of the most annoying things about America is how much of it can be explained with this single map. twitter.com/onlmaps/status…

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“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” Such an excellent sentence. Also, 5,000 Hogs would be a great band name. twitter.com/onlmaps/status…

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@SteveMolk Yeah I watched two episodes last night and was impressed all over again. I’ll be emailing Shelley Birse today to say so.

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@SteveMolk The sun is always over the yard arm somewhere in the world.

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@DrRhysPockett Look just smile and nod along with the poor little Nazi wannabe trying to be philosophical. Then cal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jr

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“… just like all of the others.” I’LL SHOW THEM I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IF IT WASN’T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS YOU’LLtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…fObd

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Trickstersworld And the winner of the 2018 most inappropriate product placement in a newspaper goes to the @Herald_ie pic.twitter.com/85qJUgqNSQ

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Tuesday. The fewer the moving parts the less there is to go wrong. Tuesday.

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OK, I was watching videos and didn’t realise it was so late. Nor did I realise the whole rain thing. I love you kid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bi

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@jeffsonstein @i386 @GernotHeiser @dobes Go to bed, Jeff. Except I just saw it’s Monday for you. Either way, get a grip.

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Fuck. It’s after 0100 and my eyes can’t even focus. These are the end times.

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@kattekrab I don’t think it’s going to happen though. Despite the critical acclaim, it didn’t pull the audience. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ft

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@i386 @jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes Man, that new kernel stuff is awesome. But how many humans get that?

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@JaneChode Nah, we’re a long way down. We work on the script, and then it’s handed over and we have no involvement…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Af

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@i386 @jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes I’ve never met her, but her work is awesome.

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@SteveMolk There’s such a huge difference between conversations over coffee in script meetings in Moore Park and se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uk

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@SteveMolk Remind me to tell you some of the stuff we didn’t include because it was way too creepy.

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@SteveMolk Mate, I was but a minion. Shelley Birse is the god, and man that cast! And the entire team! Watching thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A0

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@benpobjie No. Seriously no. Shelley Birse, the creator and lead scriptwriter, is awesome. And the rest of the team..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XN

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@ari_hall No, @ari_hall, I know how minor I was to this production. They were wonderful people and I just sat in. They did good work.

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