mrs_coyle All you need is snow and glowsticks…. pic.twitter.com/tJywJKv9WF
RT @NewtonMark: STRAYA. https://t.co/yBWZDXKGJt
RT @johnb78: This is one of those statistics that’s so obviously false that it makes me assume the writer of the piece in question is an id…
“Have fun with a leek.†https://t.co/FyLiDKk8Ch
@TalisaDaKisser Nobody knows…
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF ADELAIDE: “The 9pm Hometown Forum†@Pozible campaign is now open. If you want a podcast there o… https://t.co/XZ0gsoSy8a
RT @AndrewBGreene: Clever camerawork from @9NewsAUS during today’s estimates hearing - but last time this trick was pulled by @7NewsSydney…
@aacole42 That’s the one.
@aacole42 You are too modest, Andrew. (I am just saying that to reassure you. This opinion may be revised when I listen back.)
RT @deemadigan: When your neg reads more like a pos. https://t.co/rpnCqw1Lrf
RT @JustJimWillDo: What’s in these? A tissue paper crown of thorns? Cheap plastic cross/nails/spear/sponge? Unfunny out of date joke? https…
RT @sanzscript: I’m calling this quote of the week so far https://t.co/kYrdL4JFti
This is fine. https://t.co/X3SWFFWVhK
jonkudelka Cartoonists around the nation just going look is there any point after the whiteboard thing?
@BobGrrl Thank you. I had a goatily good time.
I’ll also post more photos fro@goatfesttasas and Launceston and Hobart on the weekend, so watch out for that.
I made another podcast on Tuesday night with @rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine but it needs editing. I’ll d… https://t.co/wy37LAAMFR
REMINDER: On Sunday I made a podcast with far too many goats in it. You may choose to listen to it. https://t.co/j01l8TNjH8
RT @Selyst: Accidental leak of @USMC personal data through travel management system.
#UserError
#Insider
#RT @Hycieeeee via .@DesignSecul…
“Almost 20% of adults in … working years are neither working nor trying to find work. Americans who do have jobs… https://t.co/7u1iBuL7Yj
“Is Bitcoin a Waste of Electricity, or Something Worse?†https://t.co/b2Bp2wodor
@dobes Seems like they used the singular “cybercoin†back in 20916. https://t.co/RDy6HZGueT but “cybercoins†plural… https://t.co/vxTCLQRiUy
@dobes Does this Japanese usage count? If not, then yeah they did. pic.twitter.com/W36Fm3aPO9
Hey @dobes, the New York Times is finally with us on this. https://t.co/nYF17Qb0Bz
@SnarkyPlatypus Also, he’s a citizen of Montenegro. For some reason or other.
RT @phbarratt: Unexpected? What competent person who was paying attention “unexpected†it? The issue stuck out like the proverbial dog’s b*…
@SydneyTom_ @RealNickHodge But inside the line is “Drawn Togetherâ€.
Pro Tip: “Watership Down†is the only canonical sequel to “Blackhawk Downâ€. Or maybe vice versa.
@RealNickHodge Also, Watership Down.
Rule 34? (Pics by @AAPMick) pic.twitter.com/5MpdH0TLDQ
RT @AirlineFlyer: Anybody want to buy a @BoeingAirplanes 787-9? It’s practically new, with only 16.5 hours in the air. BYO seats. Financing…
@Spoonyman That’s a good suggestion too, but I went wit@burgotasticic’s suggestion of Nat King Quoll.
RT @phbarratt: Didn’t anyone tell them about when you find yourself in a hole it’s a great idea to stop digging? https://t.co/XYNwahtsKs
jpwarren “Computers yelling Numberwang at each other” is my absolute favourite description of blockchain.
jxeeno someone should create a mobile whiteboard review site for embattled pollies
Does this surprise you? No, me neither. https://t.co/eeZCeGq8pi
RT @firstdogonmoon: I’m starting to think that Michaela Cash is not as clever as they want us to think she is
RT @touchmybobby: chinese dating shows are extremely relatable https://t.co/1sf6rNqWKz
Yes, you must all watch this trailer. https://t.co/81aKiRuYSo
RT @BloodyCheery: @rabbitlayla Here’s the trailer in case y’all want to see more https://t.co/TRAKoAoOv1
RT @rabbitlayla: This was a real show in Japan about a Samurai who refused to kill a cat he was hired to kill. I had to post the extremely…
@SnarkyPlatypus Bugger all, is my guess. It’ll take pressure off the freeways.
@aleeb88 Erm…
Also, fans of compliance paperwork and contract management. @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus https://t.co/SzVWszYbGy
Does it have to be your own nuts? https://t.co/yC9lqBzQMI
Thanks, @eztephen @gnoll110 @Frothy_boy and everyone else, but you’ve got to be quick. I have decided.
best_in_dumbest We bring the “Polyp”
Out of “Polyphony” pic.twitter.com/l9ysZW7M4q
@georgepnott Thanks, these are all excellent connections. “Lonely Island†is very cruisey. I hadn’t heard it before.
@kheitman_au I was just listening to that song!
Now playing: Nat King Cole, “Nature Boy†https://t.co/kC7axWt3aR
@AUSFestivus I’m not listening to Nat King Cole songs, and reminding myself how magnificent a voice he had.
@Spikesaurus This is an excellent gag, and I will refer back to it in due course.
TheShovel It’s 4pm, which means it times for parents to pick up their children from Senate Estimates
@AUSFestivus Quint, according to the ’pedia. But I’ve chosen to avoid the Q.
Nathaniel Quoll will be unforgettable. https://t.co/hRgjucm6H2
Once more with the photo. Nathaniel K Quoll, aka Nat King Quoll. pic.twitter.com/vSNgLeMagr
I name this quoll Nathaniel K Quoll, aka Nat King Quoll. Thank you, @burgotastic. https://t.co/RtMSCaRhyw
And now suggestions are coming in faster than I can handle. I can’t possibly respond to all of these. BUT I HAVE MADE A DECISION.
Wow. Joel the Quoll. This could work. Still thinking… https://t.co/tDvSggoH7k
This is an interesting theory… Quentin is a bit poncey for a quoll, though, isn’t it? https://t.co/4XnTRG1RWk
Maybe I should auction off the naming rights.
Nah. Sorry. Not Bob. https://t.co/Vkyzmnie3G
Keith is a good name for a quoll, yes, but still thinking… https://t.co/9uz497RID4
Is he a Quimby, though? Is it even a “he� https://t.co/4cOdoF4aKk
@brandycooklyn You’re not helping.
I need to choose a name for my new quoll. pic.twitter.com/yFnbx0BGB4
@SnarkyPlatypus @KrazyKarl910 ARE YOU CATHOLICS GANGING UP ON ME NOW.
@KrazyKarl910 I’m pretty sure He knows where to find me if he needs me.
@misosusanowa Well yes, that’s another whole argument to be brought to the table.
@corduroy That’s also what I thought.
@corduroy I refuse to do business with those cunts.
FOUR FARES WAITING ALL AT ONCE THE SYSTEM HAS COLLAPSED IT IS TOTAL CHAOS.
TAXI MAYHEM AT WENTWORTH FALLS.
RT @glengyron: Turnbull: stop the bullshit and theatrics and just do your effing job.
Cash: https://t.co/8xzidEomzf
PPantsdown “Avengers” reboot looks a bit weak IMHO pic.twitter.com/M3JEjXqvzS
@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe this is more a @DavidFeng thing, because he is very harmonious*.
* Not at all harmonious.
@SnarkyPlatypus This is not very harmonious of you.
James_Jeffrey This might have been a more dignified way for Senator Cash to secretly enter Estimates pic.twitter.com/tH9qfp2lAW
Hey @SnarkyPlatypus, want an easy job in the media? https://t.co/0ab2aTJO09
@paulbam3 I would like to watch him do it in a ditch.
Agreed. https://t.co/b6v4nhEtJ2
Also, HAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/ZPNfn3LG7Q
Exactly. https://t.co/XQo66U2aZH
The #purpletrain is now 16 minutes late because there was a passenger disturbance and the police were called to rem… https://t.co/La4StpzBkK
@glenpen60 @TimWattsMP It’s the failure to disclose that’s the issue he#secretpubgategate
HAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/kO61O41aAK
@jpwarren I’m just offering the Prime Minister some friendly advice, our of our well-known mutual affection and respect.
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/Bfw-vNOnPKP/
RT @srpeatling: Remember when Australian politics was just a never-ending domino effect of MPs and their citizenship status? I am starting…
Not a hill to die on, Mr Trumble. https://t.co/hgw6I9HMsR
Tada! https://t.co/ULOfmD5AOM
RT @TheRealSpaf: US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks — The Shovel https://t.co/45P5JXrKO1 https:…
Actually this might be the city of New York rather than the state. I seem to remember them having a solid financial compliance organisation.
Aren’t states’ rights a wonderful thing. https://t.co/InWxua4p5J
developerjack OH: you know, Minecraft sounds like Hitlers Etsy store.
RT @patbcaruana: Update: There have been 12 (twelve) tickets purchased for the Twitter masterclass. https://t.co/BKgAN71MEM
These Star Wars movies just get weirder and weirder. pic.twitter.com/75ir9AXLoI
@bastardsheep Thanks. I knew about the Moonies historically, but not all this recent stuff with the son taking over… https://t.co/nu7CwpspbA
Why yes, I knew at a single glance that they were Moonies*. Why do you ask?
* Yes, “Moonies†is a religioius slur… https://t.co/owhRReqoEy
Grief from @KrazyKarl910 incoming in 5… 4… 3… ;)
@GreenJ Moonies. See thread. https://t.co/JsVrXCK0WO
And let’s not even start on the Catholic ritual zombie cannibalism of “Eat my dead flesh and live forever with your… https://t.co/g7JzQlYB7e
Anyone having a go at the “silly†garb of the Moonies and their guns needs to step into a Catholic church some time… https://t.co/k5I2H7oEIf
@munin True enough.
M O O N I E S .
@munin They’re Moonies. Like, actual Moonies. With their Rods of Iron.
And in case you missed @jacquelinelarma’s astounding photos earlier, here they are again. https://t.co/ilN3wK5jYB
“As the parable of the Ten Virgins spoken of in Matthew 25:1-13 explains, believers should be prepared internally a… https://t.co/TJhXm9XYNI
“If unable to purchase and legally transport such a ‘rod of iron†because of laws […] or other reasons, couples a… https://t.co/i2lDPYKjTV
“Blessed couples are requested to bring the accoutrements of the nation of Cheon Il Guk, crowns representing the so… https://t.co/KVzzLmWHgf
That photo circulating today is from this event, the “Cosmic True Parents of Heaven, Earth and Humanity Cheon Il Gu… https://t.co/d78SaUBYww
@spottytwit What even? Fish are good clean healthy fun.
@BetterTDeck @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed, but I figured you people would know people who would know other people. ;)
“Cosmic Blessing of 4,300 Couples for Returning to True Father’s Authority (Phase One)†https://t.co/pCDapyXohZ I r… https://t.co/kuy6MZni7O
@intelwire They’re Moonies. Choose your poison. https://t.co/FyF8YZXMBJ https://t.co/PQcYXW7ZxZ
@voltagex You know the Rule.
@DamianM No, look, you don’t need an entire web page to justify this conclusionpic.twitter.com/eADDDDM9aPaP
What this advert fails to add is that @TimWattsMP’s office is next to a pub. There’s Labor’s problems in a nutshell. https://t.co/gvvyZ8zrtI
@grottyscotty Goats are not seafood.
@SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s a head start, at least.
Pleasuring myself with seafood.
TheShovel Science News: Scientific researchers have begun development of an anti-venom for Michaelia Cash pic.twitter.com/IsH08KooFJ
@phbarratt You must be new here. ;)
@SnarkyPlatypus If your industry is anything like the cybers, there can never be enough risk awareness.
@Viss @dobes @ashabeeeee Yeah @dobes I’m reserving this “chain gang†pun for a future yarn.
Stonekettle Panic sets in at Breitbart. pic.twitter.com/GbemHhKcVe
@SnarkyPlatypus Someone will doubtless create a service that does exactly that within a few days. Ping @BetterTDeck.
@Viss So I guess this is where the term “chain gang†comes from. Ping @dobes @ashabeeeee.
@Viss Next it’ll be bikinis on the blockchain.
RT @owillis: feels like “the shooter had rifle magazines with swastikas” is being super-undercovered https://t.co/hs70CeNqLM
RT @michaelkoziol: Yikes, quite a blow-up in education #estimates. Liberal senator James Paterson made an off-hand comment about the Russia…
ABCmediawatch Anything can be exclusive when you just make it up … #MediaWatch pic.twitter.com/iqVGmSmu3i
“ATO spent AU$333m on employment outsourcing during year of outagesâ€@ashabeeeeeezd.net/2t1gwHT8zt7 A third of a billion dollars.
Only a complete fuckwit would think that “graduates’ eventual salary†should be a KPI for a university. This is suc… https://t.co/6LtmfW2D6m
@ForsakenDAemon I giggle a lot over your oats too.
True fact. https://t.co/nie6n8nvf0
Fight the power, cryptokids. pic.twitter.com/OGcLe3t1NB
Thu plan, redraft: Slow start (in progress); pho (soon); train to Wentworth Falls; administrivia en route; edit and… https://t.co/saB37wk2fS
That’s going to devastate my mentions, isn’t it.
Dear America, “AR-15†isn’t a paragraph number in the Constitution.
Adelaide in a nutshell. https://t.co/ovD4JBLRqW
@allrite @markhumphries Yes, I think you’re right.
@markhumphries Superb. pic.twitter.com/QgVNDJadzb
What worries me is that @markhumphries is starting to inhabit his characters just a little too much. But I also wan… https://t.co/5vcGgo6CXc
RT @earleyedition: “While lesser journalists would skip over the bangability of a leader, Wooley puts that front and centre, and that’s why…
RT @markhumphries: Inspiring lessons from that 60 Minutes interview with NZ PM Jacinda Ardern. https://t.co/eqCz1RJRXV
@dobes @ashabeeeee No.
@JustJimWillDo @trollantechinus One can only hope.
@TeamBloomart It is excellent quollity, though I suspect I has been equipped with a generic furry critter tail. pic.twitter.com/jZmS26KO6B
@JustJimWillDo And they keep the vermin down.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers†https://t.co/2prvAfjyUk
Me at @TechRepublic this week: “DIY genetic engineering is about to explode†https://t.co/Ldp3URYF6b
While I was in Tasmania, I got myself a quoll. pic.twitter.com/1jn5iTKSue
RT @samanthamaiden: Yes this is true. The rumour that Bill Shorten had impregnanted a man was truly one of the great Parliamentary world ex…
Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee, are either of you an “experienced investorâpic.twitter.com/NF9LkyBRFmBRFm
@jpwarren He was a smart guy, one of the those old-school public servants who ran a tight ship, and who focused on the “service†part.
RT @xeni: Twitter was like good weed & an espresso
Then it was like crack
Then for a while PCP
Now I’d say we are in bath salts or krokodil…
“So why are you leaving?â€, he asked. “You’re doing very well here.â€
“I just know that this isn’t me. This isn’t the… https://t.co/YQewyZbNkA
In my first proper full-time jobs, in public service aviation administration way back when, I left after two years… https://t.co/YwUe7K1idZ
So many studies these days seem to support these ideas. My guess is that they don’t get implemented because the lad… https://t.co/cOn7gny8NJ
TheOnion Delta Pilot Refuses To Land Until Gun Control Legislation Passed trib.al/C8Od0O6 pic.twitter.com/6r69zXK3TI
@jplonie Maybe.
RT @dakami: Someday, your children also get to not be Satoshi https://t.co/thw2u2xpMp
Deprioritising compliance, firearms edition. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren. https://t.co/NMdHVEAk6P
Maybe I’ve got Mad Goat Disease.
Has anyone seen Michaelia Cash this morning?
I think @NewtonMark knew this. https://t.co/lKaBYKipEa
RT @rachelking: How was he effective before? https://t.co/VcsxKevgAM
@SnarkyPlatypus Uh oh. Maybe it wasn’t the duck ramen after all. I feel very post-bug today.
“Hey Ladies, have you drooled over an elected member today? Or are you letting your side down?†HT @jeamland, who I… https://t.co/JdVviIxHcP
MrCsandDs The perfect crime.. pic.twitter.com/rAF9GaD9qw
RT @jeamland: Corrected headline: “Government Tries To Shift Blame To The People They’ve Been Shafting” https://t.co/k5btqNLi8N
RT @NewtonMark: This is from three years ago, and looks pretty good in retrospect. https://t.co/ytaavkPy9Z
“Tony Abbott’s office helped secure donation despite ASIO warning†https://t.co/iqBTsxRpfH It gets funnier every day.
THIS IS THE QUESTION EVERYBODY SHOULD BE ASKING. https://t.co/f1K5UVQfQp
@ben_hr @NewtonMark @bernietb GIANT FLYING LEAF BLOWERS.
Delightful weather in Wentworth Falls too, according to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/PQBvN1gzbJ
Delightful weather in Sydney today, according to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/la1GMtFSA9
Thu plan, outline draft: Slow start; pho, perhaps; train to Wentworth Falls; figure out everything else en route; y… https://t.co/sRkXKLUhVz
@jodiem Very recommended.
workmanalice CASH = BELEAGURED. pic.twitter.com/f53QOCzrRw
@franksting Goats will do a lot of things to you, if you spend enough time with them.
qjurecic I check in on Twitter after six hours and Trump wants to take away guns now?
RT @expectproblems: Some days, I am proud of my country, my city, and all the journalists within either. https://t.co/TflQ6RM2XL https://t.…
RT @missie17: Wakeý fucking wakey. https://t.co/WRE3F2cgxP
Um, yeah, look… https://t.co/NMdHVEAk6P
@ajfitzpatrick This is an interesting idea.
@PeteLawler @SnarkyPlatypus The blue tongue is not the issue.
I think I need to have an easier day today.
Perfectly, as they say, normal. https://t.co/ilN3wK5jYB
Thursday. The actual one. Thursday.