Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 1st, 2018

mrs_coyle All you need is snow and glowsticks…. pic.twitter.com/tJywJKv9WF

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johnb78 This is one of those statistics that’s so obviously false that it makes me assume the writer of the piece in questi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fP

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ATTENTION PEOPLE OF ADELAIDE: “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign is now open. If you want a podcast there o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8a

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AndrewBGreene Clever camerawork from @9NewsAUS during today’s estimates hearing - but last time this trick was pulled by..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ye

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@aacole42 You are too modest, Andrew. (I am just saying that to reassure you. This opinion may be revised when I listen back.)

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deemadigan When your neg reads more like a pos. pic.twitter.com/rpnCqw1Lrf

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JustJimWillDo What’s in these? A tissue paper crown of thorns? Cheap plastic cross/nails/spear/sponge? Unfunny out of date joke? twitter.com/jocelynseip/st…

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sanzscript I’m calling this quote of the week so far pic.twitter.com/kYrdL4JFti

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jonkudelka Cartoonists around the nation just going look is there any point after the whiteboard thing?

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@BobGrrl Thank you. I had a goatily good time.

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I’ll also post more photos from @goatfesttas and Launceston and Hobart on the weekend, so watch out for that.

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I made another podcast on Tuesday night with @rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine but it needs editing. I’ll d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FR

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REMINDER: On Sunday I made a podcast with far too many goats in it. You may choose to listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Selyst Accidental leak of @USMC personal data through travel management system.


@Hycieeeee via …twitter.com/i/web/status/9…35

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“Almost 20% of adults in … working years are neither working nor trying to find work. Americans who do have jobs..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yj

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“Is Bitcoin a Waste of Electricity, or Something Worse?” nytimes.com/2018/02/28/bus…

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@dobes Seems like they used the singular “cybercoin” back in 20916. nytimes.com/2016/03/28/bus… but “cybercoins” plural..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uy

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@dobes Does this Japanese usage count? If not, then yeah they did. pic.twitter.com/W36Fm3aPO9

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Hey @dobes, the New York Times is finally with us on this. twitter.com/NYT_first_said…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, he’s a citizen of Montenegro. For some reason or other.

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phbarratt Unexpected? What competent person who was paying attention “unexpected” it? The issue stuck out like the proverbial..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ae

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@SydneyTom_ @RealNickHodge But inside the line is “Drawn Together”.

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Pro Tip: “Watership Down” is the only canonical sequel to “Blackhawk Down”. Or maybe vice versa.

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AirlineFlyer Anybody want to buy a @BoeingAirplanes 787-9? It’s practically new, with only 16.5 hours in the air. BYO seats. Fin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…an

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@Spoonyman That’s a good suggestion too, but I went with @burgotastic’s suggestion of Nat King Quoll.

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phbarratt Didn’t anyone tell them about when you find yourself in a hole it’s a great idea to stop digging? twitter.com/gcobber99/stat…

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jpwarren “Computers yelling Numberwang at each other” is my absolute favourite description of blockchain.

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jxeeno someone should create a mobile whiteboard review site for embattled pollies

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Does this surprise you? No, me neither. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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firstdogonmoon I’m starting to think that Michaela Cash is not as clever as they want us to think she is

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touchmybobby chinese dating shows are extremely relatable pic.twitter.com/1sf6rNqWKz

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Yes, you must all watch this trailer. twitter.com/BloodyCheery/s…

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BloodyCheery @rabbitlayla Here’s the trailer in case y’all want to see more youtube.com/watch?v=Li6hbK…

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rabbitlayla This was a real show in Japan about a Samurai who refused to kill a cat he was hired to kill. I had to post the ext..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s3

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bugger all, is my guess. It’ll take pressure off the freeways.

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Also, fans of compliance paperwork and contract management. @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus twitter.com/NickyWill100/s…

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Does it have to be your own nuts? twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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Thanks, @eztephen @gnoll110 @Frothy_boy and everyone else, but you’ve got to be quick. I have decided.

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best_in_dumbest We bring the “Polyp”
Out of “Polyphony” pic.twitter.com/l9ysZW7M4q

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@georgepnott Thanks, these are all excellent connections. “Lonely Island” is very cruisey. I hadn’t heard it before.

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@kheitman_au I was just listening to that song!

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Now playing: Nat King Cole, “Nature Boy” youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0XJC…

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@AUSFestivus I’m not listening to Nat King Cole songs, and reminding myself how magnificent a voice he had.

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@Spikesaurus This is an excellent gag, and I will refer back to it in due course.

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TheShovel It’s 4pm, which means it times for parents to pick up their children from Senate Estimates

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@AUSFestivus Quint, according to the ‘pedia. But I’ve chosen to avoid the Q.

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Once more with the photo. Nathaniel K Quoll, aka Nat King Quoll. pic.twitter.com/vSNgLeMagr

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I name this quoll Nathaniel K Quoll, aka Nat King Quoll. Thank you, @burgotastic. twitter.com/burgotastic/st…

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And now suggestions are coming in faster than I can handle. I can’t possibly respond to all of these. BUT I HAVE MADE A DECISION.

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Wow. Joel the Quoll. This could work. Still thinking… twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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This is an interesting theory… Quentin is a bit poncey for a quoll, though, isn’t it? twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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Maybe I should auction off the naming rights.

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Keith is a good name for a quoll, yes, but still thinking… twitter.com/evcricket/stat…

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Is he a Quimby, though? Is it even a “he”? twitter.com/emelaarghh/sta…

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I need to choose a name for my new quoll. pic.twitter.com/yFnbx0BGB4

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@KrazyKarl910 I’m pretty sure He knows where to find me if he needs me.

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@misosusanowa Well yes, that’s another whole argument to be brought to the table.

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@corduroy That’s also what I thought.

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@corduroy I refuse to do business with those cunts.

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FOUR FARES WAITING ALL AT ONCE THE SYSTEM HAS COLLAPSED IT IS TOTAL CHAOS.

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TAXI MAYHEM AT WENTWORTH FALLS.

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glengyron Turnbull: stop the bullshit and theatrics and just do your effing job.

Cash: pic.twitter.com/8xzidEomzf

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PPantsdown “Avengers” reboot looks a bit weak IMHO pic.twitter.com/M3JEjXqvzS

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe this is more a @DavidFeng thing, because he is very harmonious*.

* Not at all harmonious.

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James_Jeffrey This might have been a more dignified way for Senator Cash to secretly enter Estimates pic.twitter.com/tH9qfp2lAW

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@paulbam3 I would like to watch him do it in a ditch.

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The is now 16 minutes late because there was a passenger disturbance and the police were called to rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kK

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@glenpen60 @TimWattsMP It’s the failure to disclose that’s the issue here.

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@jpwarren I’m just offering the Prime Minister some friendly advice, our of our well-known mutual affection and respect.

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srpeatling Remember when Australian politics was just a never-ending domino effect of MPs and their citizenship status? I am s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bq

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TheRealSpaf US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks – The Shovebit.ly/2EXLzptOpic.twitter.com/TnpkJEBVv4v4

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Actually this might be the city of New York rather than the state. I seem to remember them having a solid financial compliance organisation.

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Aren’t states’ rights a wonderful thing. twitter.com/Brasilmagic/st…

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developerjack OH: you know, Minecraft sounds like Hitlers Etsy store.

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patbcaruana Update: There have been 12 (twelve) tickets purchased for the Twitter masterclass. pic.twitter.com/BKgAN71MEM

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These Star Wars movies just get weirder and weirder. pic.twitter.com/75ir9AXLoI

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@bastardsheep Thanks. I knew about the Moonies historically, but not all this recent stuff with the son taking over..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bA

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Why yes, I knew at a single glance that they were Moonies*. Why do you ask?

* Yes, “Moonies” is a religioius slur..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ey

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Grief from @KrazyKarl910 incoming in 5… 4… 3… ;)

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And let’s not even start on the Catholic ritual zombie cannibalism of “Eat my dead flesh and live forever with your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7e

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Anyone having a go at the “silly” garb of the Moonies and their guns needs to step into a Catholic church some time..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…If

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@munin They’re Moonies. Like, actual Moonies. With their Rods of Iron.

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And in case you missed @jacquelinelarma’s astounding photos earlier, here they are again. twitter.com/AP_Images/stat…

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“As the parable of the Ten Virgins spoken of in Matthew 25:1-13 explains, believers should be prepared internally a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NI

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“If unable to purchase and legally transport such a ‘rod of iron” because of laws […] or other reasons, couples a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TV

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“Blessed couples are requested to bring the accoutrements of the nation of Cheon Il Guk, crowns representing the so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gf

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That photo circulating today is from this event, the “Cosmic True Parents of Heaven, Earth and Humanity Cheon Il Gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ww

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@spottytwit What even? Fish are good clean healthy fun.

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@BetterTDeck @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed, but I figured you people would know people who would know other people. ;)

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“Cosmic Blessing of 4,300 Couples for Returning to True Father’s Authority (Phase One)” sanctuary-pa.org/index.php/2016… I r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7O

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@DamianM No, look, you don’t need an entire web page to justify this conclusion. pic.twitter.com/eADDDDM9aP

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What this advert fails to add is that @TimWattsMP’s office is next to a pub. There’s Labor’s problems in a nutshell. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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Pleasuring myself with seafood.

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TheShovel Science News: Scientific researchers have begun development of an anti-venom for Michaelia Cash pic.twitter.com/IsH08KooFJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus If your industry is anything like the cybers, there can never be enough risk awareness.

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@Viss @dobes @ashabeeeee Yeah @dobes I’m reserving this “chain gang” pun for a future yarn.

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Stonekettle Panic sets in at Breitbart. pic.twitter.com/GbemHhKcVe

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@SnarkyPlatypus Someone will doubtless create a service that does exactly that within a few days. Ping @BetterTDeck.

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@Viss So I guess this is where the term “chain gang” comes from. Ping @dobes @ashabeeeee.

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@Viss Next it’ll be bikinis on the blockchain.

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owillis feels like “the shooter had rifle magazines with swastikas” is being super-undercovered huffingtonpost.com/entry/parkland…

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michaelkoziol Yikes, quite a blow-up in education . Liberal senator James Paterson made an off-hand comment about the R..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fI

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ABCmediawatch Anything can be exclusive when you just make it up … pic.twitter.com/iqVGmSmu3i

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“ATO spent AU$333m on employment outsourcing during year of outages” by @ashabeeeee zd.net/2t1gwHT A third of a billion dollars.

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Only a complete fuckwit would think that “graduates’ eventual salary” should be a KPI for a university. This is suc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6m

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Fight the power, cryptokids. pic.twitter.com/OGcLe3t1NB

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Thu plan, redraft: Slow start (in progress); pho (soon); train to Wentworth Falls; administrivia en route; edit and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fS

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That’s going to devastate my mentions, isn’t it.

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Dear America, “AR-15” isn’t a paragraph number in the Constitution.

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What worries me is that @markhumphries is starting to inhabit his characters just a little too much. But I also wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xc

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earleyedition “While lesser journalists would skip over the bangability of a leader, Wooley puts that front and centre, and that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Al

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markhumphries Inspiring lessons from that 60 Minutes interview with NZ PM Jacinda Ardern. pic.twitter.com/eqCz1RJRXV

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@TeamBloomart It is excellent quollity, though I suspect I has been equipped with a generic furry critter tail. pic.twitter.com/jZmS26KO6B

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Me at @TechRepublic this week: “DIY genetic engineering is about to explode” techrepublic.com/article/diy-ge…

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While I was in Tasmania, I got myself a quoll. pic.twitter.com/1jn5iTKSue

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samanthamaiden Yes this is true. The rumour that Bill Shorten had impregnanted a man was truly one of the great Parliamentary worl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o9

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Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee, are either of you an “experienced investor”? pic.twitter.com/NF9LkyBRFm

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@jpwarren He was a smart guy, one of the those old-school public servants who ran a tight ship, and who focused on the “service” part.

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xeni Twitter was like good weed & an espresso
Then it was like crack
Then for a while PCP
Now I’d say we are in bath salts or krokodil territory

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“So why are you leaving?”, he asked. “You’re doing very well here.”
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In my first proper full-time jobs, in public service aviation administration way back when, I left after two years..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dZ

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So many studies these days seem to support these ideas. My guess is that they don’t get implemented because the lad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NJ

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TheOnion Delta Pilot Refuses To Land Until Gun Control Legislation Passed trib.al/C8Od0O6 pic.twitter.com/6r69zXK3TI

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dakami Someday, your children also get to not be Satoshi twitter.com/aloria/status/…

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Deprioritising compliance, firearms edition. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren. twitter.com/chrisgeidner/s…

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Maybe I’ve got Mad Goat Disease.

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Has anyone seen Michaelia Cash this morning?

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rachelking How was he effective before? twitter.com/guardiannews/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Uh oh. Maybe it wasn’t the duck ramen after all. I feel very post-bug today.

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“Hey Ladies, have you drooled over an elected member today? Or are you letting your side down?” HT @jeamland, who I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cP

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MrCsandDs The perfect crime.. pic.twitter.com/rAF9GaD9qw

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jeamland Corrected headline: “Government Tries To Shift Blame To The People They’ve Been Shafting” pic.twitter.com/k5btqNLi8N

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NewtonMark This is from three years ago, and looks pretty good in retrospect. canberratimes.com.au/comment/joe-ho…

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“Tony Abbott’s office helped secure donation despite ASIO warning” theage.com.au/politics/feder… It gets funnier every day.

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Delightful weather in Wentworth Falls too, according to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/PQBvN1gzbJ

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Delightful weather in Sydney today, according to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/la1GMtFSA9

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Thu plan, outline draft: Slow start; pho, perhaps; train to Wentworth Falls; figure out everything else en route; y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vz

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workmanalice CASH = BELEAGURED. pic.twitter.com/f53QOCzrRw

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@franksting Goats will do a lot of things to you, if you spend enough time with them.

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qjurecic I check in on Twitter after six hours and Trump wants to take away guns now?

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expectproblems Some days, I am proud of my country, my city, and all the journalists within either. pedestrian.tv/news/ferry-mcf… pic.twitter.com/nDMOjzKbJG

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missie17 Wakeý fucking wakey. pic.twitter.com/WRE3F2cgxP

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I think I need to have an easier day today.

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Thursday. The actual one. Thursday.

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