
Also excellent. pic.twitter.com/YMxXC2wL65

This is one of my favourite bits of casting from “Time Trumpet”. pic.twitter.com/kitoEiavmj
ben_hr I wondered whether the Global Mail’s site is still hosted and whether any of the articles from 2012-14 are still av..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iU
I told someone about “Time Trumpet” the other day, but I forgot who it was. Oh well. “Time Trumpet” (2006) Episode..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6g

PulpLibrarian Happy birthday to Professor Brian Cox*, 49 today!
(*file photo) pic.twitter.com/1pSqfCGWiD
@Science_McTesty @SavoySummer @olivegarden That’s the point.
@erkpod In my audio equipment travel bag, in the small zippered case for little bits and pieces. At least that’s where mine are.
ICYMI: “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” recorded in Launceston last weekend. It’s very goaty. #9pmgoatfest twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
GOAT ON! twitter.com/TalisaDaKisser…
Mr @AntonyGreenABC has called it. Tasmania’s Liberal majority government returned. LIB 13, ALP 7, GRN 1, Undecided 4. #tasvotes

abchobart Has @AntonyGreenABC called #tasvotes? pic.twitter.com/AnJjvzIhFZ
DrDreHistorian Eric Abetz is proving himself to be the sort of nasty, spiteful man who keeps reminding you of his pettiest grievan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9d
justinbarbour Bloody Russians. #TasVotes
SOFREP US Navy EA-18G Growler cockpit systems fail, frostbitten pilots forced to land using GPS watches zpr.io/nxCXe

… and now @olivegarden looks like this. pic.twitter.com/5vE0QDXTn5
… because then this was tweeted …
I am retweeting this… twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/s…
Seinfeld2000 respect to @olivegarden for no longer selling AR-15s at all their locations
@cathymalexander Getting his head around new things is not Senator Abetz’s strong point.
THROBBING TALLY ROOM. #tasvotes
Yes. Yes, he is. #tasvotes twitter.com/parisba/status…
My new Krautrock band: The Five Cranes. #tasvotes

Histreepix The final generation amass to see the last electrical light die, before a life of endless flooding & darkness. 2034. pic.twitter.com/HdBscR3Gty
LieSmeller Pundits: I agree with all the favourable predictions. It is too early to call on the unfavourable ones. #tasvotes

abchobart Are we there yet? #tasvotes pic.twitter.com/2c1QNkjr9j
Simeon_TW UTAS political scientist Richard Herr is calling it for the Liberals on the basis of 13-9-1 confirmed seats..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yr
jonkudelka Weather will always be milder under a majority Liberal government. twitter.com/bom_tas/status…

abchobart #tasvotes Not yet. pic.twitter.com/DVSn5lYdDe
SkyNewsAust .@David_Speers: The Liberals are confident they will pick up the 13 seats needed to secure majority government.
M..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5C
It’s kept in a velvet bag at night, and flushed out with salt water every morning by a special butler. twitter.com/northumbriana/…
@R_Chirgwin @twetdog It’s OK, @R_Chirgwin. You’ll allowed to have a sook for not finding it because I guess it was really, really difficult.
flashman I’m gonna eat that white rhino when it carks
@R_Chirgwin Scroll that top list all the way to the right.
@R_Chirgwin Are you definitely using “ABC listen”?
PeteLawler #tasvotes #politas “There’s no talk of changing leaders” says Senator Abetz to @RichardMBaines with a straight face..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7S

FXMC1957 3 March 1938. Oil was discovered in Saudi Arabia. It proved to be the largest source of crude oil in the world. pic.twitter.com/lBEo8nWY2y
jonkudelka I’m a huge fan of Eric’s work, as are all Tasmanians.
botandy due to a wiring snafu, the elevator’s red emergency button turns off Africa’s gravity
ethos03 political storm brewing #politas twitter.com/bom_tas/status…
formalbeer This is an outage twitter.com/DeletedWiki/st…
@OzKitsch Good God.

@SnarkyPlatypus Does good ol’ Rule 34 work for you here? pic.twitter.com/dpIuMkwX23
@awarra2310 @crk5 Yes, Petal. [Pats head gently.]
@interbaza13 @noplaceforsheep @rowandean If it’s all the same, I won’t.
This is doubtless true. #tasvotes twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…
@interbaza13 @noplaceforsheep @rowandean Wow.
Has Senator Eric Abetz thought about doing an audio book of “50 Shades of Grey”?
@munin I had an accident with sloe gin on ice the other night. Very poor judgement.
Correct. twitter.com/aggerchez/stat…
Liking @JacquiLambie’s work here. #tasvotes

KetanJ0 Google has blurred the face of Ballina’s Big Prawn google.com.au/maps/place/Big…
(via this post reddit.com/r/australia/co…) pic.twitter.com/T3hvNIqv09
Did she just call him Erica? #tasvotes
crk5 omg, Antony Green’s body is quivering in anticipation! He loves a good old fashioned Tasmanian Election!
#tasvotes2018 #tasvotes
I’m enjoying this quoll-based commentary. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Australia… twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…
@TeamBloomart Just drinking might be easier, yes.
@Davelennonabc Hurrah!

EwaSR A MALEVOLENT ROBIN. I KNEW IT. pic.twitter.com/cSPAEDCVEq

abchobart Bomb sweep of the Tally Room before the counting kicks off tonight.
#politas #tasvotes pic.twitter.com/kempFENMtT
@NuclearAnthro Hello.
@Bilbulbabe @VicFabians Better than that, but I’m not telling.
I should have just enough time to read @AntonyGreenABC’s “2018 Tasmanian Election Preview”. abc.net.au/news/2018-02-0…
It me! twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
NetworkRailEUS Snow joke. Our engineers went to fix some jammed points on the #Redditch line - and found it buried under half a fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CO
I am now equipped with everything I need to watch #tasvotes this evening. Which is to say, several kinds of alcohol.

A disturbing paragraph from @JohnBirmingham’s Friday aliensideboob.com pic.twitter.com/ZTkFOzzyIW
Oh well played. twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

cliffski Silicon valley is the best TV show ever made. Evidence: pic.twitter.com/YS3DyUzerq
@Rhys_Needham I would watch this.
Liking this idea. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
Sat plan, updated: Laundry (done); shopping, Katoomba (shortly); watch @AntonyGreenABC do his party trick in Tasman..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nz
I would like to see, say, Mark Latham at the Story Tent. Maybe David Leyonhjelm. Or… Yes! Doug Camerontwitter.com/SenatorWong/st…7x

#purpletrain, briefly. pic.twitter.com/JuOOnPu1ny

Sensible advice today from @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/CmQ4OQ9dkB
@egadsthefuzz @ashabeeeee @dobes @smidgey @jpwarren Oh you optimist, you.
patstokes [Führerbunker, 30 April 1945]
“All is lost. If only I had been born late enough to watch ‘Yes, Minister’ perhaps t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7Q
semil The crazy thing about the Bay Area right now is that, if you & a buddy can secure $500K in pre-seed funding, you ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fe

ellehardytweets get fucked get fucked get fucked get fucked nytimes.com/2018/02/28/wor… pic.twitter.com/OHYjKbWLUr

Tim_Beshara *whispers* their Plan includes 200 policies that they won’t tell you about #politas pic.twitter.com/HVjFHIFily

LI_politico This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read this week. pic.twitter.com/sS30vv0Rlm

danwlin Remember when only men could be trusted with the presidency because women were too emotional and unstable? pic.twitter.com/Tr7K6E8XJA

DamienCWalker another outstanding pair of paragraphs from Judith Sloane today pic.twitter.com/2EvQVZyfeU
MayneReport Hey @chriskkenny, have you checked whether today’s hit on Xenophon is in accord with this code of conduct for journ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gm
@SnarkyPlatypus @GordyPls @jplonie I could tell. That’s why I decided to be actually helpful.

@GordyPls @SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie Here you go. pic.twitter.com/R95rWuNoJj
@SnarkyPlatypus @GordyPls @jplonie The label says 22cm high and 16cm wide.

METALTEARSOLID im at work crying at this video of a cat watching a horror movie pic.twitter.com/kfwd0G1HKY
@jplonie @GordyPls @SnarkyPlatypus You could use four of them to prop up the dishwasher.
@TimWattsMP Clearly.
If someone shows you a photograph that looks like me setting fire to @ClaireVM & @dobes’ wedding you can be sure it’s a fake.
ClichedOut the first rule of micromanager club is…here, i’ll just show u
This is not how sex works, @TimWattsMP. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…
LESSER HAIRY-FOOTED DUNNART. twitter.com/BushHeritageAu…
@SnarkyPlatypus If you make a proper terrarium you can keep skinks in it.
I think @ArmsControlWonk is wondering what @RichardEngel looks like in a swimsuit. Richard, meanwhile, sings about..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eg
Selyst Epic trolling #RT @ONLYAVGEL via @LouisTomlinsan twitter.com/louistomiinsan…
kenradio Predicting a recession by looking at pregnancy rates, study found that there was an “anticipatory drop in conceptio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9a
@ashabeeeee @dobes Yes. Everyone. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
bluewaterben #RVInvestigator now has a webcam! Right now it’s a beautiful day on the Derwent River, but who knows what’s in stor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sr

Histreepix Michael Jackson pulls a clothes line from his anus. 1992. pic.twitter.com/PEuI6Pht1t
Sigh. Attn: @ashabeeeee @dobes. twitter.com/aggerchez/stat…
Thanks, Pete. Obviously it doesn’t touch upon all the other election issues, but that whole pokies thing fascinated..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…83
@cefiar @mjrowland68 Dangerous!

ClickHole How Many Of These Things Have You Yelled While Having Mind-Blowing Sex With R.L. Stine? clckhl.co/82eQpSi pic.twitter.com/7C1dVdKoKy
Stonekettle I’ve always suspected this. twitter.com/thehill/status…
Put it down, @mjrowland68. Who knows where that’s been or what’s been spilled on it. twitter.com/mjrowland68/st…
@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. And yet I found out so much with just a few hours of conversation. Curious, that.
@RSAConference @MonicaLewinsky But @MonicaLewinsky is a good keynote choice, given her anti-bullying work.
I’m surprised* that @RSAConference got this so wrong. I’m glad @MonicaLewinsky has called it out.
* Not really sur..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U3
Despite all their help, I suspect I still have it wrong in my head. But that’s the usual state of things in there,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tn
Why are poker machines such a big issue in today’s Tasmania state election? Last night I tried to explain it to mys..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yx
Sat plan, redraft: Laziness (very much in progress); laundry (also in progress); edit a certain podcast; watch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gu
Wait. I forgot something important.
I suppose I should get out of bed. These stains won’t remove themselves.
Sat plan, draft: Laziness (very much in progress); laundry; shopping, Katoomba; edit a certain podcast, I think. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…u8

@juhasaarinen And yet..pic.twitter.com/7IYx6HDGzaza
This looks like another must-read @SatPaper yarn. twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…
On a remarkably related note..twitter.com/kinlane/status…mI
Ah yes, of course. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
warrenleightTV Either all of these countries in the bottom corner of this graph have no video games, violent movies, or mental ill..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dS
@shiftkey “Shenanigans in Seattle” sounds… suboptimal.
Yes, it’s almost as if* the clever** tech-bros think they’re inventing everything and don’t know that computational..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6g

BrettLoGiurato “Any good weekend plans?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/3VnKJ0jl0g
Saturday. You are presented with a range of errors to make. Choose as many as you like. Saturday.
Gorn, finally.
I have no idea what’s going down right now, but I’m gone. Bye, kiddies like, surrounded, your current experience is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oF
@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer @FnordNelson There’s a lot to unravel there, which will have to wait.
@thaytan @twiddlekins You say that as if I even give a shit. @ashabeeeee
@wibbly There’s a difference between approval and implementation.
@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer @FnordNelson If there is a phrase that conveys more than “Get fucked!” t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vx
Oh dear kiddies, if you think this is bad then you haven’t been paying attention. Bless. twitter.com/BrendanNyhan/s…
@twiddlekins Get fucked.
periqueblend Well this seems suboptimal. twitter.com/guardiannews/s…
Goddammit look at the time.
@twiddlekins Sorry.
This is one of the most Adelaide things I have ever tweeted. @SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer @FnordNelson. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Also, amphetamines. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…
@JonoH Goddammit ain’t it so. ;)
@elronxenu Not everybody.
@JonoH This is SO Adelaide.
@JonoH Man, being given one of Adelaide’s solid pubs as a gift and then fucking it up! Not even 21yo hot twin boys..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7O
@JonoH Adelaide does OK.
@JonoH I lived around the corner of the General Havelock after those two hot (but straight) twins were given it for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rt
@JonoH Mate. You forget (1) how old I am (2) how much I hate that place (3) and my sexuality. Bless. The Austral wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3Z
@franksting @JonoH It did, but it needs an edit, and I’m doing that across the weekend. Posted soon.
@Davidramli @realDonaldTrump IKR?
@JonoH Der. Yes.
@franksting @morebento No argument. Which is why this state election is a whole ‘nuther game.
@JonoH Mate. I know you went to The Other School, and now you’re sucking the teats of the Arabs, but don’t tell me..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ru
@franksting @morebento This is why the state election tomorrow (today?) is so interesting. Pokies and local rights are a key issue.
@morebento Pledge money you cunt.
@JonoH I was an Austral boy more than an Exeter boy, but these days the Exeter may be more of a thing.
@franksting @morebento I think we’re kinda in the agreement, but Tasmania was its own colony on its own island. Sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Li
@twiddlekins Oui.
@morebento @franksting Oh God no. CIR is appalling.

Adelaide is a shithole, but… “The 9pm Hometown Forum” stilgherrian.com/hometown/ Please consider. pic.twitter.com/9fKfUFv2Ih
@franksting I understand. I am not a fool. Sorry. I am a fool, but not an idiot.
@franksting I just saw Alice In Chains there, so that’s where I am now.
@franksting We’re on the same page here. But with the entire nation being based on a federation of colonies I don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…41
@franksting I was drinking Talisker earlier but I survived.
@franksting You are most kind. I dunno whether you saw my thread earlier, but it’s really weird down there this time.
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ You really want to ask?

@franksting @Histreepix Of course. pic.twitter.com/qAUVDSBNXI
@franksting Nah I’m back in the Mountains. I should have stayed in Tasmania through the elections. (Also, the goat sausages were excellent.)
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Does it involve candle wax?
I have ice cubes and I have Tasmanian sloe gin so pretty much everything else in the universe is irrelevant.

Histreepix And on the seventh day, God rested. Manchester, UK. pic.twitter.com/ZO4lbSvTYl
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ JFC.
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo FUCK OFF I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BUNKERING AND A CHANDLERING AND I ALSO KNOW WHAT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZD
ICYMI, President @realDonaldTrump aka The Genius explains the global economy. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Let’s not.
Australian politics, week 8 of 2018, explained. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
@elronxenu It’s seriously fascinating, yet so rarely understood.
NickyWill100 For the love of God please stop sharing pictures of your Boarding Pass @iFLYflat news.com.au/travel/travel-…
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Wow. What an allegation.
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Look, RAAF and RAN are OK. We need not speak of the other people.
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Sorry, I withdraw my comments. I have misremembered which service you served with. I do no..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AD
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Obviously. This does not need to be said.
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo I am coming to the conclusion that serving in the Royal Australian Navy ruins your taste.
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo OK, so modern quality Tasmanian gin is beyond you people. I can cope with that. [Messages Tasmanian supporters]

This is the thing of which I speak. gasworkscellardoor.com.au/gin-vodka/8630… pic.twitter.com/V3pEtfUVhc
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Neither of you are pussers. This is not the issue.
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ FFS!
@PeteLawler Guard Marsupial issues to one side, this is an extraordinarily good sloe gin.
@_midofo_ Dear @_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo can you two old navy boys sort out your gin grievances?
@_midofo_ Correct. I’m having this gin with two ice cubes.
@JustJimWillDo I do know. But yeah this is the right gin for the right price. And, annoyingly, I just found a place..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MK
@LLah_Nomis Maybe.
@PeteLawler Why would I give gin to a a stuffed quoll.