Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 5th, 2018

Time for me to go. Gorn.

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trouteyes Row, row, row your goats
gently down the stream pic.twitter.com/hzEnG5LXu0

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samdastyari Geez @Barnaby_Joyce - now you have upset Pauline. pic.twitter.com/PMsp5UyAVI

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@sarahdingle_ It’s still pleuting on up here, nearly 14mm since 9am.

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benpobjie Malcolm Turnbull: a weird man who can’t stop saying things. twitter.com/theamwu/status…

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sinicca343 ゴマちゃん、
それどういう感情なの?(笑) pic.twitter.com/GHwQUNtRYf

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@juhasaarinen @parisbcowan I’m having quiet one at home. It’s a wet night in the Mountains.

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@juhasaarinen @parisbcowan Work ended for the day some two hours ago, Juha.

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n1dq @jimfenton Found a copy of “DoD Password Management Guideline” April 1985. Think that this explains where 8 charact..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G3

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phbarratt Oh my God! The unions support the Labor Party! The fiends! Who’d’a thunk it? twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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@techoglot Dull literalism will be the death of our species.

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@PeteLawler @dobes I seem to recall paying my own way there last time, ‘cos @ashabeeeee went too? @dobes is not my real dad anyway.

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awelder The reason, Tony, why Turnbull is on his way to losing 30 Newspolls is because he has been no better than you

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TheMarkTwain Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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There’s also a new @Pozible campaign to support, one of particular interest to Adelaide denizens. Please consider…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dp

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REMINDER: There’s a new podcast for you to listen to, “The 9pm Private House Forum 1: Hobart” with @rockatscientist..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ca

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 405: Too much hospitality in Tasmania” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/40… Covers 26 Feb to 4 Mar 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pR

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@twitchiebitch I remain extremely sceptical of the concept.

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@snurb_dot_info @fhanusch @nuernbergk @qutdmrc Did you get all the smiles as part of a bulk purchase?

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Dear Everybody: “Affordable housing” is not the same as “owning real estate” or “owning retirement assets”. Conflat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YG

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@NuclearAnthro @R_Chirgwin Oh you know I’ve been a quoll enthusiast for some time. I am VERY envious of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gL

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davidlipson ICYMI - Christian Porter interview coming up on ABC local radio in 15 mins twitter.com/davidlipson/st…

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The rain band coming in from the west is now reaching Sydney proper. pic.twitter.com/PPUstKx9Yi

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“How Not to Become Jared Kushner in 4 Easy Steps” (1 Mar) politico.com/magazine/story…

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren I have only seen that one quoll that once.

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah they’re cute when they’re not tearing your face off. @NuclearAnthro

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glengyron This would be so so so good. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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The pleuting is very good this evening.

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@parisbcowan @juhasaarinen Early-onset dementia is a terrible thing.

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There are prepositions other than “around”.

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gravislizard I only want to work at the warehouse with people who drive forklifts at home. If you aren’t passionate about forkli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YC

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@R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app @bunjaree Yeah good idea to give the engine a run anyway, right?

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@SallyRMelb No idea. But I have a stack of different people’s work in front of me, so I have plausible denial.

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This evening’s exciting* reading: “Treasury Laws Amendment (Enhancing Whistleblower Protections) Bill 2017” aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…

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@SnarkyPlatypus For @zdnetaustralia I’m subbed by others. Right now I’m subbing other people’s work. As..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6M

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I must say, though, whenever I have doubts about my own writing skills, I just need a session of subbing other peop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0h

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Subediting. Which is to say, I want to kill people.

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JamColley Will her crime wave ever end? pic.twitter.com/XXPTN0miIN

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expectproblems OH: “The pervert fish movie won!”

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MikeDrucker No matter who wins tonight, it’s important to remember we will all die

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What I love about this headline is that I don’t know who any of these people are. That’s not a complaint. I like th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k0

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Today’s important question. The answer is “No”, by the way. twitter.com/NeerajKA/statu…

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The year is 2018. Humanity collaborates by emailing Microsoft Word documents to each other, like animals. The World..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nM

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@jonoabroad No no. It’s the index, the ratio. It means that in 2010, houses cost about 3.2x what they did in 1970 (..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…25

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CrimeADay 7 USC §2156(a)(2)(A) makes it a federal crime to voluntarily attend a cockfight.

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @CARROT_app Give me a heads-up next time, and I’ll monitor it properly. I can’t actually hear..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ij

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GreenJ BREAKING: Huge if true … twitter.com/dailytelegraph…

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GreenJ now that he mentions it, the whole ‘Labor Party’ thing is a bit of a giveaway. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@jonoabroad Sale price. You can’t go by mortgage payments because you don’t know the length of the term, or the amo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…us

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We’re shrouded in mist at @bunjaree now, and I’m hoping that @CARROT_app has correctly forecast rain. pic.twitter.com/gesEOeFEFa

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See, @johnb78 @DrRhysPockett, “As recommended by miniature goats.” twitter.com/TalisaDaKisser…

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@paulbam3 Yes, a Spear & Jackson will always do the job. And I’m pleased to see they’re still being made.

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@jonoabroad Erm, “Real dwelling price and full-time weekly earnings index, 1975 = 100”. That is, each year shows th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lw

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 This, in essence, is her argument. Here’s the outline of her paper from the intro. pic.twitter.com/rwLS8BktAN

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 And now we have a whole process full of people asking themselves “Is this sexual?” and “Co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xc

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No. Just belt them in the face with a shovel. Several times, ideally. Then do it again. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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Oh look at the dickhead who wanted his own personal notification! twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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@johnb78 The introduction is enough to give you the gist of it. It’s an intriguing argument, and I think it has merit.

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@johnb78 Highly relevant: Adler, Amy, The Perverse Law of Child Pornography. Columbia Law Review. Available at SSRN..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XB

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TheShovel “My private life is none of your business and Vikki and I prefer the missionary position” Joyce tells journalists

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TheShovel Barnaby Joyce Has Never Conceived Anything, Colleagues Confirm theshovel.com.au/2018/03/04/bar… pic.twitter.com/PjZy85S5tk

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Now this would be an interesting and challenging job, and they have their own website. Hell of a role to full, thou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A6

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This might be an interesting job, but fuck clicking through to LinkedIn. twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…

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@NicholasFryer Mate, are you like fifty, or fifteen?

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Interesting assumption here that “global businesses” are what will solve the problem. twitter.com/erinwatsonlynn…

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RealNickHodge @stilgherrian Robert Plant and Goat. pic.twitter.com/gkGP3AFVqq

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@dobes A WOODEN KEVIN ANDREWS FULL OF DOZENS OF BARNABIES!

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Ah, another made-up index that includes people’s feels! You can spin these indexes any ol’ way you want by choosing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FS

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sehnaoui Masters of disguise. pic.twitter.com/7MZWnOXDUk

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jojomoyes On Oscar night, take a look at how much women get to speak in the top films. It’s pretty shocking. (via..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CM

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@SnarkyPlatypus This in no way refutes the assertion that Malcolm is really stupid.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The right answer, which in my view would have been to sack Barnaby immediately and order a very spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iu

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@SnarkyPlatypus If anything, its purpose was not-dealing with a chronic problem, because a chronic problem needs a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g9

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, an acute problem. The news cycle, and one man’s problem that was fuelling the news cycle. It wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ug

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@JustJimWillDo @joshgnosis Yeah, that edition of the Bible usually ends up leading to an incident in an airport restroom cubicle.

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Mon plan, stage two: Slow start (still in progress, alas); edit 3 x articles for @director_tech; triage inbox and s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FW

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Lunchtime plug #2, especially for Adelaide people: Please support “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Lunchtime plug #1: The newly-edited podcast that was posted yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, stage one: Get out of bed before midday (done!); prepare stage two of the plan (soon).

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rohan_p @Serrels @dobes I can’t believe that I haven’t used this image on a story pic.twitter.com/PsqVqN4Vxv

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As it approaches, I should consider (1) a plan for the remainder of the day, and (2) getting out of bed.

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@jonoabroad No no, I’m definitely not going to watch ParlView today. Well, unless I have to.

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@JustJimWillDo @joshgnosis That would fit. NIV and even more drab variants seem to be the way to go for the more ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8k

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@dobes @rohan_p Would you like me to write something about the blockchain?

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rohan_p Best thing about blockchain and cryptocurrencies — they’re producing some excellent stock imagespic.twitter.com/CkS7kZnd444

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nrrrdcore This

website is

freeeeeeeeee pic.twitter.com/qyVKe5hVSE

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trentyarwood And I say unto you, verily does @JohnBirmingham understand the trials of the human condition. pic.twitter.com/SGK1lbahdT

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes “Hey look, kids! I’m whitesplaining interracial humour! As a middleaged white man I am uniqu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes To me it felt like the latter was just plain offensive, because it was stereotyping that was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6B

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes This is the dilemma. Mocking cultural obliviousness through parody means you’re deliberately..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h0

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@jonoabroad The former are all on ParlView. It’s an excellent video archive.

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@joshgnosis That’s more than I thought, especially given that there’s a ton of FREE daily Bible reading apps and websites. Quite the scam.

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@aacole42 My tactic is just to mock everyone. Somehow that’s continues to work.

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@ApostrophePong @SierraNevada I know it does. Stop taunting me! (Well, the tofu is not as good as some other things..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FG

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@jonoabroad I think “hilarious” is the best word to describe their things. This sounds like the perfect week to cur..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bT

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes I assume it’s a sitcom-musical based on “Twelve Canoes” set in Coolangatta.

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@ApostrophePong @SierraNevada You are drinking Sierra Nevada at a Szechuan restaurant and now I am envious.

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This is an amazing thing. It look like a smartphone app without the smartphone. How much does it cost, @joshgnosis? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@jonoabroad And to you. This is all most annoying.

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MatthewBevan Every Oscars take is wrong, including this one.

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James_Jeffrey Honestly, it’s becoming a fulltime job keeping Barnaby up to date on @australian’s Boulevard of Broken Links..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QH

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Apart from @aacole42′s unconvincing attempt to roll back his dissing of Pluto, that is.

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I’ve been having serious difficulty waking up again this morning.* Have I been missing anything important?

* One o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wc

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TheOnion Perverted Creep Keeps Asking Women What They’re Wearing trib.al/sSyneHi pic.twitter.com/CUOiiuX4kr

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@ashabeeeee @dobes Almost-related tweet #1. “Who is Satoshi?” to hit a courtroom, maybe.

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@ashabeeeee @dobes This is like arguing that WW2 could have been prevented if the Treaty of Versailles had been signed with a better pen.

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@aacole42 To be fair, Pluto is pretty rubbish.

Actually, I think it’s clear from context what you meant. Unless th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xZ

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Monday. There is certain resonance within, as if a cow is pissing into a gigantic copper bowl. It is an omen Monday.

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