Time for me to go. Gorn.

trouteyes Row, row, row your goats
gently down the stream pic.twitter.com/hzEnG5LXu0

samdastyari Geez @Barnaby_Joyce - now you have upset Pauline. pic.twitter.com/PMsp5UyAVI
@sarahdingle_ It’s still pleuting on up here, nearly 14mm since 9am.
benpobjie Malcolm Turnbull: a weird man who can’t stop saying things. twitter.com/theamwu/status…

sinicca343 ゴマちゃん、
それどういう感情なの?(笑) pic.twitter.com/GHwQUNtRYf
@juhasaarinen @parisbcowan I’m having quiet one at home. It’s a wet night in the Mountains.

Power Kraut! HT @twitchiebitch. pic.twitter.com/76AepzB7pN
@twitchiebitch Oh that changes everything.
What better! twitter.com/CardiffCurator…
@juhasaarinen @parisbcowan Work ended for the day some two hours ago, Juha.
@auphonic @twiddlekins I’ll sort it tomorrow morning my time.
@auphonic @twiddlekins Will do. Thanks for catching up.
n1dq @jimfenton Found a copy of “DoD Password Management Guideline” April 1985. Think that this explains where 8 charact..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G3
@ashabeeeee @PeteLawler @dobes My memories must be confused.
phbarratt Oh my God! The unions support the Labor Party! The fiends! Who’d’a thunk it? twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…
@techoglot Dull literalism will be the death of our species.
@PeteLawler @dobes I seem to recall paying my own way there last time, ‘cos @ashabeeeee went too? @dobes is not my real dad anyway.
Wait, what? twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
@snurb_dot_info @fhanusch @nuernbergk @qutdmrc Fair point. [Smirk]
@PeteLawler That’s the one.
awelder The reason, Tony, why Turnbull is on his way to losing 30 Newspolls is because he has been no better than you
TheMarkTwain Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
@twitchiebitch Even so.
@juhasaarinen @parisbcowan One can only hope.
There’s also a new @Pozible campaign to support, one of particular interest to Adelaide denizens. Please consider…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dp
REMINDER: There’s a new podcast for you to listen to, “The 9pm Private House Forum 1: Hobart” with @rockatscientist..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ca
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 405: Too much hospitality in Tasmania” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/40… Covers 26 Feb to 4 Mar 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pR
@CanaryParent That too.
@twitchiebitch I remain extremely sceptical of the concept.
@snurb_dot_info @fhanusch @nuernbergk @qutdmrc Did you get all the smiles as part of a bulk purchase?
Dear Everybody: “Affordable housing” is not the same as “owning real estate” or “owning retirement assets”. Conflat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YG
@twitchiebitch Kill yourself.
See what people send me? twitter.com/ScooterDMC/sta…
@NuclearAnthro @R_Chirgwin Oh you know I’ve been a quoll enthusiast for some time. I am VERY envious of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gL
@SnarkyPlatypus No, just water.
davidlipson ICYMI - Christian Porter interview coming up on ABC local radio in 15 mins twitter.com/davidlipson/st…

The rain band coming in from the west is now reaching Sydney proper. pic.twitter.com/PPUstKx9Yi
“How Not to Become Jared Kushner in 4 Easy Steps” (1 Mar) politico.com/magazine/story…
@JustJimWillDo @Resign_In_Shame Merde.
@NuclearAnthro @R_Chirgwin I guess so. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren I have only seen that one quoll that once.
@R_Chirgwin Yeah they’re cute when they’re not tearing your face off. @NuclearAnthro
glengyron This would be so so so good. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
The pleuting is very good this evening.
@parisbcowan @juhasaarinen Early-onset dementia is a terrible thing.
There are prepositions other than “around”. #amediting
gravislizard I only want to work at the warehouse with people who drive forklifts at home. If you aren’t passionate about forkli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YC
@R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app @bunjaree Yeah good idea to give the engine a run anyway, right?
@SallyRMelb No idea. But I have a stack of different people’s work in front of me, so I have plausible denial.
This evening’s exciting* reading: “Treasury Laws Amendment (Enhancing Whistleblower Protections) Bill 2017” aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…
@juhasaarinen Pot. Fucking. Kettle.
@SnarkyPlatypus For @zdnetaustralia I’m subbed by others. Right now I’m subbing other people’s work. As..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6M
I must say, though, whenever I have doubts about my own writing skills, I just need a session of subbing other peop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0h
Subediting. Which is to say, I want to kill people.

JamColley Will her crime wave ever end? pic.twitter.com/XXPTN0miIN
Il pleut.
expectproblems OH: “The pervert fish movie won!”
MikeDrucker No matter who wins tonight, it’s important to remember we will all die
What I love about this headline is that I don’t know who any of these people are. That’s not a complaint. I like th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k0
Today’s important question. The answer is “No”, by the way. twitter.com/NeerajKA/statu…
@jonoabroad My pleasure. Kinda.
The year is 2018. Humanity collaborates by emailing Microsoft Word documents to each other, like animals. The World..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nM
@jonoabroad No no. It’s the index, the ratio. It means that in 2010, houses cost about 3.2x what they did in 1970 (..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…25
CrimeADay 7 USC §2156(a)(2)(A) makes it a federal crime to voluntarily attend a cockfight.
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @CARROT_app Give me a heads-up next time, and I’ll monitor it properly. I can’t actually hear..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ij
GreenJ BREAKING: Huge if true … twitter.com/dailytelegraph…
GreenJ now that he mentions it, the whole ‘Labor Party’ thing is a bit of a giveaway. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
@jonoabroad Sale price. You can’t go by mortgage payments because you don’t know the length of the term, or the amo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…us

We’re shrouded in mist at @bunjaree now, and I’m hoping that @CARROT_app has correctly forecast rain. pic.twitter.com/gesEOeFEFa
See, @johnb78 @DrRhysPockett, “As recommended by miniature goats.” twitter.com/TalisaDaKisser…
@paulbam3 Yes, a Spear & Jackson will always do the job. And I’m pleased to see they’re still being made.
@jonoabroad Erm, “Real dwelling price and full-time weekly earnings index, 1975 = 100”. That is, each year shows th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lw

@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 This, in essence, is her argument. Here’s the outline of her paper from the intro. pic.twitter.com/rwLS8BktAN
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 And now we have a whole process full of people asking themselves “Is this sexual?” and “Co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xc
No. Just belt them in the face with a shovel. Several times, ideally. Then do it again. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
Oh look at the dickhead who wanted his own personal notification! twitter.com/franksting/sta…
@johnb78 The introduction is enough to give you the gist of it. It’s an intriguing argument, and I think it has merit.
@johnb78 Highly relevant: Adler, Amy, The Perverse Law of Child Pornography. Columbia Law Review. Available at SSRN..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XB
* fill
TheShovel “My private life is none of your business and Vikki and I prefer the missionary position” Joyce tells journalists

TheShovel Barnaby Joyce Has Never Conceived Anything, Colleagues Confirm theshovel.com.au/2018/03/04/bar… pic.twitter.com/PjZy85S5tk
@lukehopewell No. Fuck those needy cunts.
Now this would be an interesting and challenging job, and they have their own website. Hell of a role to full, thou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A6
This might be an interesting job, but fuck clicking through to LinkedIn. twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…
@NicholasFryer Mate, are you like fifty, or fifteen?
Interesting assumption here that “global businesses” are what will solve the problem. twitter.com/erinwatsonlynn…
[Ears prick up] twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

RealNickHodge @stilgherrian Robert Plant and Goat. pic.twitter.com/gkGP3AFVqq
@dobes A WOODEN KEVIN ANDREWS FULL OF DOZENS OF BARNABIES!
@dobes An ONanism.
Ah, another made-up index that includes people’s feels! You can spin these indexes any ol’ way you want by choosing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FS

sehnaoui Masters of disguise. pic.twitter.com/7MZWnOXDUk
jojomoyes On Oscar night, take a look at how much women get to speak in the top films. It’s pretty shocking. (via..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CM
@SnarkyPlatypus This in no way refutes the assertion that Malcolm is really stupid.
@SnarkyPlatypus The right answer, which in my view would have been to sack Barnaby immediately and order a very spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iu
@SnarkyPlatypus If anything, its purpose was not-dealing with a chronic problem, because a chronic problem needs a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g9
@SnarkyPlatypus No, an acute problem. The news cycle, and one man’s problem that was fuelling the news cycle. It wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ug
@JustJimWillDo @joshgnosis Yeah, that edition of the Bible usually ends up leading to an incident in an airport restroom cubicle.
Mon plan, stage two: Slow start (still in progress, alas); edit 3 x articles for @director_tech; triage inbox and s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FW
Lunchtime plug #2, especially for Adelaide people: Please support “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Lunchtime plug #1: The newly-edited podcast that was posted yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan, stage one: Get out of bed before midday (done!); prepare stage two of the plan (soon).

rohan_p @Serrels @dobes I can’t believe that I haven’t used this image on a story pic.twitter.com/PsqVqN4Vxv
@Resign_In_Shame @jonoabroad Nevertheless, I’m going to give it a go.
As it approaches, I should consider (1) a plan for the remainder of the day, and (2) getting out of bed.
@jonoabroad No no, I’m definitely not going to watch ParlView today. Well, unless I have to.
@JustJimWillDo @joshgnosis That would fit. NIV and even more drab variants seem to be the way to go for the more ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8k

rohan_p Best thing about blockchain and cryptocurrencies — they’re producing some excellent stock imagespic.twitter.com/CkS7kZnd444

nrrrdcore This
website is
freeeeeeeeee pic.twitter.com/qyVKe5hVSE

trentyarwood And I say unto you, verily does @JohnBirmingham understand the trials of the human condition. pic.twitter.com/SGK1lbahdT
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes “Hey look, kids! I’m whitesplaining interracial humour! As a middleaged white man I am uniqu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jq
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes To me it felt like the latter was just plain offensive, because it was stereotyping that was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6B
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes This is the dilemma. Mocking cultural obliviousness through parody means you’re deliberately..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h0
@jonoabroad The former are all on ParlView. It’s an excellent video archive.
@paulbam3 @joshgnosis And which editions? So many questions.
@joshgnosis That’s more than I thought, especially given that there’s a ton of FREE daily Bible reading apps and websites. Quite the scam.
@aacole42 My tactic is just to mock everyone. Somehow that’s continues to work.
@ApostrophePong @SierraNevada I know it does. Stop taunting me! (Well, the tofu is not as good as some other things..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FG
@jonoabroad I think “hilarious” is the best word to describe their things. This sounds like the perfect week to cur..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bT
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes I assume it’s a sitcom-musical based on “Twelve Canoes” set in Coolangatta.
@ApostrophePong @SierraNevada You are drinking Sierra Nevada at a Szechuan restaurant and now I am envious.
This is an amazing thing. It look like a smartphone app without the smartphone. How much does it cost, @joshgnosis? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
@jonoabroad And to you. This is all most annoying.
MatthewBevan Every Oscars take is wrong, including this one.
James_Jeffrey Honestly, it’s becoming a fulltime job keeping Barnaby up to date on @australian’s Boulevard of Broken Links..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QH
@twiddlekins Indeed. It was like that when I left.
Apart from @aacole42′s unconvincing attempt to roll back his dissing of Pluto, that is.
I’ve been having serious difficulty waking up again this morning.* Have I been missing anything important?
* One o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wc

TheOnion Perverted Creep Keeps Asking Women What They’re Wearing trib.al/sSyneHi pic.twitter.com/CUOiiuX4kr
@ashabeeeee @dobes Almost-related tweet #2. Just this entire first sentence. twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
@ashabeeeee @dobes Almost-related tweet #1. “Who is Satoshi?” to hit a courtroom, maybe.
@ashabeeeee @dobes This is like arguing that WW2 could have been prevented if the Treaty of Versailles had been signed with a better pen.
@aacole42 To be fair, Pluto is pretty rubbish.
Actually, I think it’s clear from context what you meant. Unless th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xZ
Monday. There is certain resonance within, as if a cow is pissing into a gigantic copper bowl. It is an omen Monday.