Gorn.

edbott Separated at birth? pic.twitter.com/IfrEdpY0JD

nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH BABY’S FIRST DICK PIC pic.twitter.com/XHN1rhPXur
Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee @jpwarren. twitter.com/sohear/status/…
@corduroy @franksting I’m only taking the 0924, but it takes me a while to get going in the mornings currently. Sad panda.
@franksting @corduroy It’s a terrible business.
Oh that’s right. I have to go down to Sydney tomorrow.
@ashabeeeee @dobes Don’t we know it.
@AndyDW_ @abcadelaide I have no idea.
purserj Well this doesn’t sound a faction in the greens backgrounding against a factional opponent at all twitter.com/australian/sta…
So @crikey_news has a @Pozible campaign going called Crikey Digs. pozible.com/project/crikey… It’s scored $8k already.
NewtonMark The problem Liberal Governments have is that they’ve privatised enough public transport that it’s always extremely..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MB
@ashabeeeee @dobes Would you like me to forward a copy?

joshspero I discovered the worst guild pic.twitter.com/sPjNqf8g3p
Dear America, I understand you have a school discipline problem. Australia may be able to offer a solution. twitter.com/abcdarwin/stat…
alianoree ‘Presbyterians’ is an anagram of ‘Britney Spears’.
That is all.
@AndyDW_ @abcadelaide No, well after me.
@kcarruthers @paulkidd @Pozible No no no, Xenophon and Lambie. abc.net.au/news/2018-03-0…
@AndyDW_ @abcadelaide Well that’s what I thought.
In which @whiteswine laments how a gutless South Australian government ignored the recommendations of its 1978 Roya..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dA
@ausduck You seem to have captured the essence of the product, so to speak.
KKeneally Hey @markhumphries - wishing you luck. May you go better than #tothepoint did in its Logies campaign.
Then again,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kP

mondomascots Kumamon comes to see his new train. trafficnews.jp/post/79886 pic.twitter.com/4ybInVNxnQ
SimonBanksHB Who knew that winning @Twitter only required 50 suits in a corporate office in the Sydney CBD?
twitter.com/FredPawle/stat…
@whiteswine @Manic_Henry It’s not often I dare go up against the great @whiteswine on matters of food and drink.

vodkandlime If this is your sole twitter experience it says more about your own behaviour than it does about other tweeters pic.twitter.com/OB3Mwq1KfK
@whiteswine @Manic_Henry I happened to look this up a few weeks ago when someone else was giving me grief. However..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vn
@whiteswine @Manic_Henry Almost. “… 1950s, when the Cheese Bureau (a marketing body affiliated with the J. Walter..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5p
Oh FFS. twitter.com/BrandDNA/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus Thank God there’s still some fun left in the world.
@whiteswine @Manic_Henry WHOAH!
True but.
Shoosh! twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…
The other think you can do with fritz is make Fritz Cups. Here’s a recipe. …eshoestringgoddess.aussieblogs.com.au/2012/06/22/fri… I can’t find any..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ot
Fritz! Just $11.99/kg! barossafinefoods.com.au/component/virt…
“Serving Suggestion: The Great South Aussie Sandwich with fresh whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fb
@whiteswine @Manic_Henry Mate, I know we’re both from Adelaide, but I draw the line at carrying dead rabbits with me “just in case”.
@paulkidd @Pozible I think it’s the Yellowcake or the Verjuice of something. Maybe, given it’s Fringe time, the Ponce.
@Manic_Henry @wolfcat @leoniedoyle Agreed. The farmed rabbit was huge and tender, but it lacked the full rabbity experience.
GRATUITOUS PLUG #2: This is my current @Pozible campaign, of most interest to Adelaide people. However I’ll take an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TZ
GRATUITOUS PLUG #1: This is my most recent podcast. We were not drink. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@Manic_Henry @leoniedoyle Pffft! Hold my beer.
@Virtualkat101 I don’t make the rules.
@Virtualkat101 No, it’s vodka. With bubbles in it.
@Manic_Henry @wolfcat @leoniedoyle You can also get farmed rabbits from game butchers. The last rabbit I got was fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jI
@smartbrain Hard to say. We’re not due for a federal election or a NSW state election until 2019. A lot can happen between now and then.
@franksting @SnarkyPlatypus I suspect that’s not the only problem here.
@leoniedoyle @Manic_Henry Pro Tip: Skip the rabbits with myxomatosis and calicivirus.
le_rako Gear out, ready to land (Oodnadatta Track)! Also, great project crowdfund for wedgies: pozible.com/project/where-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XK
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH: Behold the most magnificent product ever devised. twitter.com/Alexey__Kovale…
@SnarkyPlatypus HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…
@SnarkyPlatypus And of course this. twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…
@SnarkyPlatypus And this… twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…
@SnarkyPlatypus For example… twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…
Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. This is an excellent stream to follow. twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…
HappySinger They cold-called the wrong person. twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…
wolfcat TL;DR it is a young Barnaby saying his private life is private. twitter.com/jasminetea/sta…
@patstokes I won’t tell anyone.
anders_fogh OH: “DB” in Mongo DB is short for Data Breach
So yeah, the Australian government’s dashboard. As always, completely magic. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@patstokes Everything is deeply intertwingled. All hail Eris.
OzProtectionist Caroline Marcus, to a 30-strong crowd in the charming @MenziesRC John Howard Theatre in Sydney’s CBD: “leftists are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ES
OzProtectionist Chris Kenny: “use Twitter to enlighten yourself. Seek out experts. For example, I was after opinions on the gender..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7C
I don’t care whether this is true or not. twitter.com/OzProtectionis…

PulpLibrarian Early server farm. Računari, June 1988. pic.twitter.com/98VP1aguBL
@patstokes You’re an idiot, Patrick. There is only “The Left” and “The Right”. That is the only lens through which..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mh
patstokes So: well done #MRCTwitterWars for building an event around sophism and giving a stage to sophists. The point of Twi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NV
@skwashd I’m certainly petty, yes.
@dtsmith_sydney I would watch this movie.

ganeumann So this is a good investor update. Short, to the point, confident pic.twitter.com/HfbtoHEarr
dtsmith_sydney “Disney on Ice” should feature Mickey obsessively sorting through garbage after not sleeping for 10 days in an atte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jq
I’m very much liking the idea of being one of “the bosses”.
@dfpiii See, you would think that… but Malcolm is a very special chap.
GordyPls Yup. Most implementations of real world improvement with cryptocurrencies and blockchain are roughly the equivalent..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zp
I AM DA BOSS! twitter.com/CyclingFoodie/…
@CyclingFoodie @Luke_FoleyNSW Clearly.
@dfpiii It’s such glorious work. Meanwhile, Malcolm Turnbull is also having a sulk because Trump “promised” Austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…74

kenklippenstein Here we go pic.twitter.com/pnHRPLiEf6
glengyron Joyce sex tape incoming. twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
Correct Fact. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
@purserj @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge There were remarkably few fires this summer.
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark It was crinkly when I got here.

RealNickHodge #MRCTwitterWars Recommendation for technical things: use Windows, just like Thatcher did. pic.twitter.com/f2VnY7xJRu
Asher_Wolf They’re currently workshopping a hashtag. Event was supposed to start five minutes ago. #Menzies #Winning
Asher_Wolf So @MenziesRC has a settings issue with their live-stream. I can hear the phone conversation playing right now with their IT guy right tho
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/gths/status/97…
Of course he does. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
I won’t be recording it, or even watching it, but I’m guessing @joshgnosis has someone on the case. twitter.com/paulsbootique/…
So in half an hour we can all watch this, um, masterclass in winning at Twitter. Or we can all, you know, not. twitter.com/MenziesRC/stat…

_SalmanAnwar RIP City Of Culture pic.twitter.com/KIHIVuWweQ
“World’s first blockchain based football club stock exchange to launch…” [Throws self into river]
@christopherneal Adding that to my list of things to poke at in the background.
“CRISPR hack transforms cells into data recorders” nature.com/articles/d4158… This is fine.
@farrhak Indeed. He’s playing to a white audience and shocking them with taboo language etc, but that’s not how it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YH
So @abcadelaide just promoted their next hour as being “as adrenalin-packed as Nick Xenophon and Jacqui Lambie in a KFC.” Lovely image.
@grottyscotty True. I think we should arrest everyone involved in musical theatre.
@Spoonyman I have a morbid curiosity about what Lilley will end up doing. I wonder whether he actually has a new joke.
On hold for @abcadelaide right now. This is your final warning. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
As a matter of principle. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
Still, we should probably arrest everyone who’s ever performed in Gilbert and Sullivan’s “The Mikado”.
Yeah, being able to “shock” people is easy enough. The real question is about what you’re achieving with that shock..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l0
DeptDefence .@Australian_Navy HMAS Warramunga has intercepted two vessels and seized eight tonnes of hashish valued at approxim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gZ
And it doesn’t get much better as it goes along. Disappointing. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…
This is not the most coherently constructed view on this issue, really, is it. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

DarthPutinKGB This was my favorite headline from the last time we poisoned a Russian spy in the the UK. pic.twitter.com/x2AZY10NGA
This radio spot is coming up in about half an hour. You have been warned. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

katienotopoulos I can’t get enough internet
Seriously inject this into my veins pic.twitter.com/fv8MHuyKqR
@DrRhysPockett @Luke_FoleyNSW One almost gets the impression that we’re having trouble recruiting drivers locally s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…f7
@Luke_FoleyNSW Did you come up with this one yourself, @Luke_FoleyNSW, or has one of your best and brightest been g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yc
Hah. @Luke_FoleyNSW campaigning like it’s 1928. “Forriners steeling our jerbs!” Sigh. twitter.com/Luke_FoleyNSW/…

andrewwhiteau Every conservative Australian voter’s dream house: the concrete and brick shuttered fortress. pic.twitter.com/kIXIbgnShV
NewtonMark The notion that Facebook gives four fifths of a shit what Australia thinks is the absolute dead-set funniest thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q7
“Gladys Berejiklian’s government slides in polls as NSW voters drift to minor parties” theguardian.com/australia-news…
Loving this photo. Kim Jong-un poses with members of the South Korean delegation in Pyongyang, North Korea. Photogr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bg
Good thinking, ‘cos the old one isn’t too flash. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@BXGD @dobes @ashabeeeee This would be an easier bot to write, I reckon.
@johnallsopp @dobes @ashabeeeee True.
@dobes @twiddlekins @ashabeeeee “What’s the difference between the blockchain and a tapeworm?”
@dobes @twiddlekins @ashabeeeee Like anal beads.
@dobes @ashabeeeee Something something torus up its own arse.
@dobes @ashabeeeee I like “kickstart the onset”, though. It’s good to see the early preparatory stages of the initi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ya
@dobes @ashabeeeee Apparently the aim is to “kickstart the onset of a global gift exchanging culture” for virtual g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WG
@dobes @ashabeeeee “X enables participants in the community to create, plan, customise and deliver a plethora of qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G3
@dobes @ashabeeeee “The new blockchain that strives to build a holistic ecosystem to cater to needs and resolve cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nQ
@NewtonMark I was going to go for a pub, one of my regular haunts, but will seek guidance because they’ll all have changed.
Exchanging your nuggets sounds like a date to me. twitter.com/nickharmsen/st…
@dobes @ashabeeeee Oh. I seem to be on this mailing list. Sad!!!
What the fuck does this even mean? @dobes @ashabeeeee twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
@NewtonMark I don’t see a bar there, nor schnitzels.
@FakeDanTosello You’re not special. No one listens to anyone’s warnings. Just pour another drink.

addelindh Sexism, the tech edition. pic.twitter.com/vCtzNSqMLy
@jpwarren Well, @jpwarren, the staff budget for DHS this year is $7.548 billion so this represents an increase of j..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1a

racoconn what people think programming is vs. how it actually is pic.twitter.com/fa1tJegZW8

“Three reasons why pacemakers are vulnerable to hacking” (4 Sep 2017) theconversation.com/three-reasons-… pic.twitter.com/hjTk11TMq0
This has been a known thing for years. “Lethal medical device hack taken to next level: Attacker sniffs insulin pum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qE
“Medical Devices Are the Next Security Nightmare” wired.com/2017/03/medica…
I’ll be talking about the joy* of medical device hacks on @abcadelaide at 1645 ACDT / 1715 AEDT. You can listen at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…To
“Pacemakers and Other Medical Devices Are at Risk of Being Hacked, Scientists Warn” by @Newsweek (27 Feb)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s6
@elronxenu This figure does not surprise me.
@CptHollingworth I also like “Correction: This story initially misidentified the person Nunberg referred to as a ‘moron’.”

Medieval times were… complicated. pic.twitter.com/7zMQMHGfnZ

@purserj OK then. pic.twitter.com/rPoFHBLUB5
Level20EastGuy Is “western Sydney” in Sydney? That is the question before the courts. smh.com.au/national/nsw/l…
Two point eight metres! For Americans, that’s 112 inches*. Please support pozible.com/project/where-….
* If you’re a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TZ
“The 42 craziest quotes from Sam Nunberg’s absolutely bonkers CNN interviews” edition.cnn.com/2018/03/05/pol…
@WGoodings This seems fair.
For more excellent Wedge-tail Eagle content today, follow @Manic_Henry. And support this project. pozible.com/project/where-…
Here’a another one. youtube.com/watch?v=EGRiX4…
Remember, Wedge-tail Eagles take out drones. Here’s just one video. youtube.com/watch?v=Hr-xBt…
@Manic_Henry It’s pretty damn impressive. I’d love to see it again. It was across that shallow valley, and their ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BT
Is this like the GIF/DJIF thing but for bogans? twitter.com/WGoodings/stat…

DJBentley Happy anniversary of the worst lede of all time. pic.twitter.com/L8ckFYkNzN
@Manic_Henry When I was a kid, a pair of wedgies lived across from our farm. I remember long summer days of watchin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nx
@NuclearAnthro True enough.
If you like Wedge-Tailed Eagles and/or Tasmania, you should consider supporting this project. But be quick. twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…
@NuclearAnthro Well this is a scenario I don’t want to think about.

This photo of Peter Garrett next to that length of deserted wall looks like he’s cruising for a rent boy. pic.twitter.com/I616dXcuku
@soundofsam I’m not surprised, Her story presses a lot of buttons.
@NewtonMark Pffft! I can mock you for MUCH longer than that.
@twiddlekins This is a great phrase, @LanguageLog needs to know.
@jessicacadams @blahblahellis Is that an astrological or numerological recommendation, or just because you’re a cunt?

This, I think, is a suitable response. Go for it, girl. pic.twitter.com/uqTpd0dXby
The re-identification of supposedly anonymous data, part 480. twitter.com/pixyrue/status…
edbott If I had a drug sniffing dog I could literally name my price at CNN or MSNBC tonight. twitter.com/JYSexton/statu…
“News to write down combined Foxtel and Fox Sport by up to US$1 billion ahead of Telstra agreement” by @paulwallbank mumbrella.com.au/news-write-com…
@dobes @troyhunt @haveibeenpwned True. “987654321” has only been used 533,133 times before.
The Sydney launch of @ALeighMP’s book is tonight. Had I known earlier I’d have gone. To everyone’s relief I won’t b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uW
ACICgovau REMINDER: Lost money to a scam involving Western Union? You may be eligible for a refund. Visit the Western Union R..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ro
Tue plan: Slow start (almost done); subediting and other production tasks for @director_tech; remainder TBA, depend..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BG
RadioFreeTom This Nunberg thing is like watching a low-level mafia guy pleading through the media with his capo not to kill him
@scott_thewspot The data does not lie.
See, @aacole42, Pluto isn’t completely rubbish. twitter.com/paulcoxon/stat…
@flabberdacks Step up.
hypervisible Researchers build AI to identify gang members. When asked about potential misuses, presenter (a computer scientist..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AK
They get it from Peter Thiel after he’s drained those kids of all their blood. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…
@michaelmeloni @SnarkyPlatypus “Stone the crows, cobber!”
@flabberdacks The new signage should help. ;)
@munin @troyhunt @haveibeenpwned Ah! What an excellent algorithm that generates the same password 855,478 times. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qb

BestTraveI Mersey Ferry, Liverpool pic.twitter.com/9SqfcwOHzw

PulpLibrarian Just time for a quick look at the papers… pic.twitter.com/wMEbJ2yZqZ
@NewtonMark I could ask this question into the cryptobrosphere but then I’d have to put up with the answers.

charliejane hissing from this area is normal pic.twitter.com/86E2NxkxBu
@munin @troyhunt @haveibeenpwned I was wondering about that too. Maybe an artefact of the dataset? Could it be a canary?
dr_nic After twenty odd minutes searching a stock image site for a photo to illustrate a videogaming story, I’m convinced..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zy
@troyhunt @haveibeenpwned The full dataset of 501 million passwords hashed with SHA-1 is at haveibeenpwned.com/password, a 9GB download.
@troyhunt @haveibeenpwned I particularly like “myspace1” at #27.
“Top 30 passwords from disclosed breaches”, i.e. @troyhunt’s @haveibeenpwned dataset. waynefischer.weebly.com/blog/top-30-pa…
Top..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dE
letsgomathias I got inside the Spencer event. Less than 50 people here. He’s talking about creating ethnostates and “re-immigrati..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iG

timothyallan The amount of street cred and respekt you’d get in this: pic.twitter.com/oJ8YQ5ofUQ
TeaPainUSA The Trumptanic just hit a Nunberg.
twitter.com/jimsciutto/sta…

pixelatedboat Incredible. pic.twitter.com/3coNhQVnej
Have hackers tried mining cryptocurrency on Teslas while they’re parked or stopped at traffic lights?
“Tesla’s Amazon Web Services software container Kubernetes was hacked easily — because it did not even have a passw.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yEq
kels_316 DO. NOT. CRACK. THE. SECOND. EGG. twitter.com/ABCFarNorth/st…
@rohan_p I am bitterly disappointed.

Sorry, folks. “Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity” is not a true story. snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-i… pic.twitter.com/VtFOc1bQIQ
nrrd Look upon my juicers, ye mighty, and despair twitter.com/anfael_/status…
Listening to the new @NSLpodcast: “Wait — We Have to Talk About GATT?!?”pca.st/6FvBp Yes. Yes, you do.

jbendery Sam Nunberg’s lawyers watching CNN right now. pic.twitter.com/2e4BCLeT7t
Meh. Close enough. twitter.com/annafifield/st…
“Amazon Alexa Devices Are Laughing Spontaneously And It’s Creepy AF” buzzfeed.com/venessawong/am… I am liking this a lot.
This tweet is doing SO much work. twitter.com/sam_baker/stat…
May I also draw your attention to “The 9pm Hometown Forum” and the plan for a podcast recording in Adelaide…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w6
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Tue plan, draft: Slow start, as is the current, annoying custom; subediting and other production tasks for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RY
@PossumDumpling It does seem that way, yes.
NRMorrow Fun fact: Katy Tur (who just did that bonkers interview with Sam Numberg) is the daughter of the helicopter pilot a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nG
@PossumDumpling It’s a weird rabbit-hole, that one. You’re welcome to it.

pixelatedboat What a touching acceptance speech from Guillermo del Toro! pic.twitter.com/YmMdZcAtPR
In which @Benioff states the obvious, and a surprisingly* large number of arseholes “justify” the endemic sexism…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qA

nikku_man Too many straight people working at the BBC. pic.twitter.com/BAE1eYmB22
I don’t think Hugo Boss is at his best these days. twitter.com/don_chump/stat…
Is Barnaby Joyce holding another press conference today? To reiterate his call for journalists to respect his priva..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ha
Which is more hilarious, I wonder? This fuckwit’s hodge-podge cartoon-and-slogan understanding of the world? Or the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yA

cathywilcox1 Domestic Barnaby.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/QAHv3D2zeD

RussianEmbassy UK buys Russian liquefied gas amid cold weather. Right choice! pic.twitter.com/NhuiSq3alZ

jrmaidment It looks like Theresa May is giving her big speech on housing while standing inside a chimney. pic.twitter.com/4cT3Q19Fvs

thehill Kelly is frustrated with Kushner and Ivanka Trump, questions what they do all day: report hill.cm/UzjDRrn pic.twitter.com/lEPqglZpyd
Tuesday. Measure it first. You can’t afford it getting stuck again. Tuesday.