Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 9th, 2018

Obviously if I were looking for advice on my sex life I’d sent a letter to the Guardian.

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@rwerkh No stop playing silly word games and ramp it up. Kill the fuckers.

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Oh shut up Julian you unless cupboard-based muppet.

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@twiddlekins @bunjaree It’s a lovely place and paint huffing is optional.

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Pro Tip: Our society is based on the fact that 40% of us are huffing paint. If you don’t factor in that fact, then..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zj

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@bunjaree I have an iPad so obviously everything is perfect.

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I am back at @bunjaree and I have no idea where my phone is and obviously I am completely sober. I’ll figure this out tomorrow.

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@nottheword Did I do that? You’ll have to refresh my memory.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ @johnb78 I will come back into this soon when I am not part of a decline into chaos.

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Everything is going badly.

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AusSMC A new study has shown how the body’s immune system responds to the new shingles vaccine, Shingrix, making it more t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yJ

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normative My god. Don’t you see what this means? SIXTY PERCENT OF WOMEN ARE IMMORTAL. twitter.com/jessicabennett…

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@i386 @bengrubb So, spray it with fresh ox urine?

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Banxcartoons On the metro they have equations to prove climate change pic.twitter.com/Iadgo6XBuX

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@JohnBirmingham The Economist and Der Spiegel have been particularly wonderful. Also, great work today.

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Changing villages for the evening because this one is filling up with arseholes.

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KimmyMonte a group of men living in their parent’s basement is called an actually

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drunkenmadman Arrived at the pub and the local mafia are already on exactly the same rant.

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drunkenmadman Anyway, I’m going to a pub that is NOT in Bright now. If you never hear from me again I’ve been murdered by some Ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o9

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drunkenmadman They all think they’re in some kind of individualist freedom subculture when in fact they’re just a cliche issued b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dz

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drunkenmadman I am somewhat annoyed

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drunkenmadman They’ve all got the same fucking moustache and the same fucking stupid bandana and none of them know how to navigat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ye

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drunkenmadman Of course I foolishly popped into town for Friday supplies, and the shops were packed full of 50-something twats in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lB

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drunkenmadman AH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING NOISY BIKES. WE HAVE QUIET ENGINES NOW YOU POINTLESS ARCHAIC CUNTS

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drunkenmadman There’s a Harley Davidson type festival thing on in Bright this weekend so there’s noisy fucking motorbikes going p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zY

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@DanielOCnr Oh sorry I wasn’t clear. I already use Chrome, but there are choices, and I want to know whether I should change my choice.

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OK, kids, the non-Safari browser of choice for macOS right now is what? And why?

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@DDsD I’ve been meaning to try that, but have always suspected it’s bullshit.

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@munin Yep. But the “coding is the future” people, I think we can agree on that. And it’s an easier proposal to imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bf

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When Trump moves on, an era of magnificent editorial illustration will go with it. twitter.com/carlbildt/stat…

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@munin Yeah but whenever, say, Thailand bans a political party the same group of key people just forms a new party. It’s whack-a-mole.

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@PaulMcEwan6 @ClickHole I’m also running @Bitdefender and got no warning, but I also run an ad blocker. So I guess..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qp

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May name is Stilgherrian and I support this message. twitter.com/ddowza/status/…

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@munin Yeah, banning people from cooperating in an organised way is a bit fierce.

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Kimiko Nishimoto’s work is awesome, though I suspect that her reproductive ability has little to do with it. twitter.com/nerdyasians/st…

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I support this modest proposal. twitter.com/liamvhogan/sta…

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@SydneyTom_ I used to do a LOT of candid street and pub photographer and was, if I may say so, quite good at it.

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@SydneyTom_ Also, not finding your glasses and holding the phone at arm’s length to “read your email”. The key to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eg

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wolfcat For Sandra Bullock’s sake I hope it is a lake close to shore… twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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@SydneyTom_ My trick today was to make it look like I was photographing my beer, but with the couple in about 1/6 o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5a

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@SydneyTom_ This is why I found Mombassa’s work so ho-hum. Technically brilliant, a beautiful graphic style, but th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZO

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@SydneyTom_ Sorry for the lack of sharpness. The opportunity presented itself suddenly when I had my iPad in my han..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wr

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@wolfcat Well this is why I’m asking for clarification.

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Receiving instructions to tell people they’re cunts. Awaiting clarification on which cunts we’re talking about here, exactly.

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i_zzzzzz No offense but anyone who gets selected for a “30 Under 30” thing is a serial killer

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This is still one of the best quizzes @ClickHole has ever done. twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…

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@SoftKittyWarm To be fair, I make it easier with the amount of personal and location information I spray out. :)

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The shorts? The shirt is Mambo, but I just realised that it’s hard to see in that photo. Stand by. twitter.com/halphacow/stat…

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@SoftKittyWarm The Old City Bank. Which is part of the complex.

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Interesting long phone meeting was interesting, and long.

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@guytaur @zackster @Y7News @parisba @bengrubb This could lead to a whole new spin on the movie “The Cars That Ate Paris”. Nom nom nom.

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@zackster @Y7News @parisba @bengrubb I wish I could get away with copy-pasting shit from Twitter and calling it jou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lx

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@parisba @Y7News Also, it is a magnificent example of a poorly-constructed chatbot. Thank you for bringing it to our notice earlier.

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@zackster @Y7News @parisba @bengrubb I wonder whether the nameless scribe at @Y7News knows that Paris was the name..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zE

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@zackster @Y7News @parisba @bengrubb Yeah there was a time when you found out who you were quoting, their name, loc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G4

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Seriously, @Y7News? “The man, who goes by ‘Paris’”? au.news.yahoo.com/a/39452744/tel… You can’t be bothered to ask, or click..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nT

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@WarWraith @jeamland Fair enough. Like I understand being a parent anyway.

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@jeamland Excellent. Though when she’s, say, 14yo you’ll want to strangle her.

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@jeamland Yes, well, you know what you did.

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amye Life goals. pic.twitter.com/ofHOqErWrd

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@CptHollingworth Can I just say this this narrative of the SEVEN BEARS and the SEVEN DAD BODS sounds remarkably lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aw

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dgen912 Hi. How are you? Good, good. Here’s a photo of gun testicles: pic.twitter.com/rKcjiVAefg

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CrimeADay 18 USC §2252B(b) makes it a federal crime to use a domain name that tricks kids into viewing nudity, sex, or excret..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pa

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@JohnBirmingham It’s like Patrick Cook’s old Nation Review column after a six-day meth binge and a head injury.

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GonzoHacker Javascript provides immutability on the honor system

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“Newcastle to Sydney trains may lose an hour under fast rail plan” theherald.com.au/story/5274881/… But what a disingenuous..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9R

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@SydneyTom_ @dobes I am not, but I guess I soon will be.

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@dobes @SydneyTom_ I’ve got to get a decent compact camera to take with me. My last one was lost or stolen a couple..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cU

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@SydneyTom_ @dobes Mind you, it was a wonderful flock at play as the sun set. pic.twitter.com/5eGHcC8y46

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@SydneyTom_ @dobes Note these arsehat corellas photographed at Cabramatta on 19 Apr 2014. One hanging upside down,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WT

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@SydneyTom_ @dobes Well, he’s a long-billed corella.

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@dobes @SydneyTom_ Oh I dunno, all these jerk birds look the same.

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@dobes @SydneyTom_ I looped @SydneyTom_ in because I think it’s one of his sulphur-crested arsehats that’s a good dancer too.

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GreenJ what conservatives think intersectionality means … twitter.com/3AW693/status/…

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ziyatong I just love how birds have different dancing styles depending on the music. This is a cockatoo dancing to Gangnam S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6K

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@paulkidd If the FTTPO broadband enough, they could bid for a Owl of Government contract!

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idvck The Serious Foreign Policy Analyser has logged on. pic.twitter.com/lXyZ5mVN8t

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@munin @ITsecurityAU OK, I haven’t written anything more complex than a few lines in YEARS, but that critique makes..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rV

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paulkidd Is your Fitbit or Google Home going to testify against you in court? abc.net.au/news/2018-03-0… pic.twitter.com/K4vkVq18XT

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@erkpod I saw no generator. I’m guessing there’s power lines running along or under the road bridge.

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@paulkidd They couldn’t made it any worse than the last few Australian governments. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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@munin @ITsecurityAU I have no idea what that means, but I assume from your that it is bad.

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Hey look! Some Aussie surveillOWLance. @paulkidd twitter.com/JWhiteWildlife…

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Windows security admins and pentesters: Sense of Security @ITsecurityAU has released a “FREE Active Directory Recon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…up

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I guess I’d like to see it before it vanished, but it’s not exactly at the top of my must-see list.

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@peterbayley I am never a thought leader in these matters.

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“I’m a Democrat… Get me out of here.” twitter.com/businessinside…

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No, but I’m willing to give it a try. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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“List of urban areas by population” from “Demographia World Urban Areas” (2017) and Brinkhoff’s “Major agglomeratio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…El

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@tacticalmaid @RealNickHodge I can personally vouch for the excellence of this book.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnthelutheran @aleeb88 Kilcullen was speaking at an event I covered a couple of years back, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KR

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnthelutheran @aleeb88 I think half the population is less than a metre above sea level or some..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IY

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnthelutheran @aleeb88 These are the Lagos population figures. Also, the city has just one traff..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cB

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnthelutheran @aleeb88 Meanwhile, “Confronting climate change doom in Lagos” (4 Feb 2016)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vG

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Thank you. For bonus points, let me add that pulling out the ground water for the locals t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vC

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@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 The trading ports that grew were in general the ones on estuaries and deltas where it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9D

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nasma_ahmed What are the ways you don’t want to be included ?

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nasma_ahmed Fixing up an algorithm that has racist outputs instead of just shutting it down ? Ya please don’t include us to “mitigate risk “

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nasma_ahmed Diverse staff members for a company building surveillance tools ? Please don’t include us !

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nasma_ahmed Diverse data sets for facial recognition software ? Please don’t include us !

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nasma_ahmed Can we have a day long conference called “Please don’t include us ” about all the ways we don’t want to be a part..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s3

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m wondering what the World Bank’s list says. Theirs is more development-oriented. data.worldbank.org

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StormyDaniels The correct spelling is “skank” twitter.com/JohnnyO1061/st…

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dobes “Paul Keating praises Donald Trump as ‘surprisingly good’ at foreign policy”

Wonder how the worst hashtag will handle this news

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@SnarkyPlatypus UN data generally comes from officially-reported figures from national governments, which in turn a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4t

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NewsHour Inside the study showing conservatives retweeted Russian trolls 30 times more often than liberals to.pbs.org/2oCcGiS

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@CptHollingworth @TheMorrisonSyd To be fair, that is the trash menu for the trash people. A restaurant has got to make a living.

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Libertarian Musk wants the government to sort out his problems. Got it. twitter.com/dailydot/statu…

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@aleeb88 @TheMorrisonSyd Yes, the cybersecurity industry is very cashed up these days. It’s a burden I am willing to carry.

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@CptHollingworth @TheMorrisonSyd Lol! “Get the Girls together! Lazy long lunches with prosecco $55pp” themorrison.com.au/ladies-day-out/

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@CptHollingworth @TheMorrisonSyd Cool. I don’t get down that end of George Street much. I’m looking forward to a lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cm

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Yes, I’m sick of all these crime prevention tips. It’s time to redress the balance. twitter.com/Thongdam07/sta…

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joshgnosis When they give me control of the Australia home page. pic.twitter.com/2hQMh3SBSC

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The Morrison Bar & Oyster Room, eh? This looks most acceptable. @TheMorrisonSyd themorrison.com.au PR people a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1P

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@DDsD That’s not the style up here. But those were my generic tips, not those for improving this particular transaction.

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@franksting @auphonic I used @auphonic for the previous Public House Forum episode, and it worked a treat.

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@franksting I hadn’t quite sorted the mic levels, because reasons, and @auphonic’s algorithm didn’t quite catch it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZS

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@jonoabroad My phone was in my pocket, sorry. Should I wear a surveillance camera?

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“Don’t do it in the street. If you must, don’t be furtive, because it looks suss. Have a reason to exchange objects..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QE

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Watching a poorly executed street drug deal happening right in front of me in the main street of Leura. Clueless kids.

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MANY EXCITE! The new Leura station lift is operational. pic.twitter.com/C0vUxM0vKf

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GuardianAus A pair of emperor penguins managed to take a selfie after expeditioner, Eddie Vault, left his camera unattended 📸🐧..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gr

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beneltham Simon Chapman will pay you $10,000 in cold hard cash and all you have to do is find the names of the idiots who pub..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZF

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ArmsControlWonk PS: To be clear — we need to talk to North Korea. But Kim is not inviting Trump so that he can surrender North Kor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YL

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ArmsControlWonk This is literally how the North Korean film “The Country I Saw” ends. An American President visits Pyongyang, comp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ih

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ArmsControlWonk I wonder if Trump’s “aides” have explained that to him. Or, if in their toddler-handling, they have led him to beli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fX

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ArmsControlWonk North Korea has been seeking a summit with an American president for more than twenty years. It has literally been..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n6

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PressSec .@POTUS greatly appreciates the nice words of the S. Korean delegation & Pres Moon. He will accept the invitation t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e3

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precariatqueer queer theory is cancelled pic.twitter.com/taifo1YDir

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@munin Some days I wonder why we even have an ambassador in Washington.

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This is a fair summary of the situation. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@purserj Mate, you are like three hours behind the pace. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Fri plan, confirmed: Get out of bed; breakfast (both done); 1205 train to Leura; bank; deal with various urgent tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…47

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@ashabeeeee @dobes Yes. Because soon there will be cryptobros everywhere. It’ll be… wait for it… blanket coverage.

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@dobes @ashabeeeee You want to drive me back to bed where I can hide under the blankets, don’t you.

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@SuperCroup @VirginWinesAus Well, I’ve just ordered a “Jumbo Mystery Reds” box as linked to previously. When it arr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DR

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fringetracker Got confused about a git command, I now feel really attacked by Google pic.twitter.com/g3y2faWYx2

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is starting to sound a bit like something @JohnBirmingham could knock off in a week when he’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vt

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@SuperCroup @VirginWinesAus I’d be buying a red box rather than a mixed box, so that’s far less likely. But I don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8j

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@mattdasilva [Nods] There’s lots of suppliers who do good wine boxes. This one just happened to pop up in my email just now.

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@VirginWinesAus I’ve bought a couple of these end-of-season warehouse clearance mystery boxes in the past, and I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X2

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Hmmm. @VirginWinesAus is selling “15-bottle Mystery mixes” and I am kinda tempted. virginwines.com.au/jsp/offer/comm…

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@SnarkyPlatypus With mushroom and snow peas and a tiny bit of bacon. And chilli, obviously.

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Making eggs felt wrong, so I made fried rice for breakfast instead. Excellent.

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ClickHole Gender Equality FTW! This Company Has Installed Stirrups On All Of Its Desks So Female Employees Can Give Birth Wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rt

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@ashabeeeee @dobes Wow. I am now so jelly that I still wobble when frozen. You are way special, @ashabeeeee.

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JetPhotos Qantas’ newest 787 named ‘Emily Kame Kngwarreye’ featuring the ‘Yam Dreaming’ special livery arriving in Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GO

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Listening to the new podcast “Been Caught Steelin’” pca.st/0unr

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I AM GOING TO MAKE SOME EGGS.

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Fri plan, reluctant draft: Get out of bed; errand, Leura; lunch (technically breakfast); deal with various urgent t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dR

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parisba I hate Codi, @Telstra. pic.twitter.com/4ZvOhvviA5

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@jonoabroad I can’t be arsed clicking through, but from memory there was a 105mm recoilless rifle common to US and NATO forces at the time.

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@SnarkyPlatypus My sensible proposals would be a boon to the city, indeed the whole state.

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“Leave the NBN alone!” [Childish whining] twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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haruki_zaemon OH: “I hope it’s a remaster of Gangnam Style” twitter.com/AndrewBeatty/s…

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joshgnosis Perfect. pic.twitter.com/tqSjBXEGXv

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normative A reminder for those of us who only ever see TV news in the green room before we go on it: Older Americans overwhel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sI

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“Dense cities for a dense people.” twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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It is 5.20pm in Washington DC.

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JDiamond1 BREAKING: Trump pops in briefing room, tells us South Korea will be making a major announcement at 7pm on North Kor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YR

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This is pretty impressive Libertarianisming. twitter.com/DIorioNathanie…

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@dobes To be perfectly honest I’m surprised we don’t see more of these genius proposals.

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@kcarruthers @LorenRaeDeJ Loren is probably right more often than I am. Sigh. I respect you both for your intellige..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nD

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Fri plan, pre-plan phase: We seem to have a consensus. pic.twitter.com/8as9Y3qZG5

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@engin_eer I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@LorenRaeDeJ @kcarruthers I’m now thinking my misanthropic “Get out of my calendar” is a bit silly, given that I tw..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zu

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@Joshua_Pollack Have you got any nukes I can borrow? They don’t have to be big ones. I promise to give them back.

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@CameronBurge @glengyron That’s a good tactic, but would he remember the next day?

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Fri plan, pre-plan phase: POLL: It’s Friday. It’s approaching 9am. Should I get out of bed? (You have 15 minutes to vote.)

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Fri plan, pre-plan phase: What has @CARROT_app forecast for Wentworth Falls? pic.twitter.com/VFd4kJL6BC

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leopinion Credit where credit’s due, this is a legendary header @ssharwood — Help me, cloudy-WAN-Ciscobi, my SaaS needs A Ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Va

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@NuclearAnthro @CosmicRami I still want to nuke the Moon. That smug know-it-all Moon! I’ll show it what’s what.

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NewtonMark Nine fives. abc.net.au/news/2018-03-0…

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HAHAHAHAHA. Greg Norman is Australia’s Dennis Rodman. twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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@kcarruthers @LorenRaeDeJ You let other people poke things into your calendar? Really? (Note: I work freelance and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…If

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allafarce Well I have successfully written a classifier which takes a given letter from my target CAPTCHA and consistently re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5W

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Also, that sentence highlighted in green in the second image. Fuckin’ hilarious. twitter.com/ErrataRob/stat…

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It’s Friday morning, however, and I can’t be arsed critiquing a government drug use report.

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The phrase “household survey” immediately suggested that’s a look at the methodology might be in order here. My fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lP

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Here’s that report. “National Drug Strategy Household Survey (NDSHS) 2016 — key findings”aihw.gov.au/reports/illici…8

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Cocaine at #2 in Australia? This surprises me, but the figures are from an AIHW report from mid-2017. twitter.com/ConversationED…

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NuclearAnthro Russia is basically admitting to a chemical weapon attack on UK soil and I am gonna eat a whole pie tonight. 😑 twitter.com/shashj/status/…

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ReutersUS BREAKING: Republican Senator Jeff Flake says he’s introducing bill to nullify aluminum, steel tariffs pic.twitter.com/68w3V1LjN5

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This Judge Buchwald, she’s ruining it for everyone! twitter.com/SteveD3/status…

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I thought @Herring1967 might crack the £100,000 mark. This is excellent. A brilliant day’s work there, Mr Herring. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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cathywilcox1 Thank goodness they got rid of Big Government.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/5x1JbmQt0U

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CillizzaCNN Trump: “Your father is looking down on you and he’s very proud.”

Steel worker: “Oh, he’s still alive.”

And, I’m dead.

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umairh Remember when the pundits were like he’ll never get elected and now here we are in the 1930s with trade wars over steel

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“Judge to Trump: Muting, not blocking Twitter followers, may end lawsuit” nbcnews.com/tech/social-me… Judge Buchwald do..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ex

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botandy you sleep, and the walls whisper the names of brands the Authority wishes you to deeply engage with tomorrow

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HMittelmark Bunch of drunken frat boys who thought The Shape of Water was awesome march through town chanting SHAPE! OF! WATER!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iw

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PulpLibrarian The perils of Onanism explained through the medium of obelisks (1947)… pic.twitter.com/GbpJb5JdvQ

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BestTraveI The Trafford Centre, Manchester pic.twitter.com/4rVfa7Mvir

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bitcoin_txt How about you all just…stop selling?

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CillizzaCNN “This American carnage” twitter.com/ryanstruyk/sta…

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Friday. Please use the drinking straw provided. Not the pepperoni. Friday

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