Wishing you were somewhere else? Anywhere else? https://t.co/w8pnpeqYf5
I know I said I was gone, but this pleases me SO much. All hail Eris. https://t.co/Iw0gbgZuM1
OK, that’s enough from me. Gorn.
“By contrast, Ukrainians must spend 13 times their weekly salary for the same fix, making it one of the costliest p… https://t.co/zmNXqph1ME
“Vice is cheapest in Luxembourg, where the cost comes in at less than 10 percent of the $2,071 average weekly wage,… https://t.co/auJFDkGkiA
“The gauge is purely an economic indicator, not a judgment about morality or legality. Nor does it track gambling,… https://t.co/UKIfcWmqdI
“The gauge compares the share of income needed to maintain a broad weekly habit of cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana,… https://t.co/duOmNWnt70
“Bloomberg Vice Index Shows Cost of Drugs, Alcohol Around Worldinkl.com/a/MGpBNMCyLEP0V7D
@erkpod Heh.
“Drug use can have social benefits, and acknowledging this could improve rehabilitation†https://t.co/WnYSKs4qHZ
RT @zzap: Really makes you think…
https://t.co/3DhCw3kcjj https://t.co/YHm3BSdBNb
ohatdod Overheard at the Pentagon: “As I often tell folks, you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.”
Sweet. https://t.co/VN4mNyrTXo
@erkpod I’m glad someone has got their priorities straight.
@tim_rutter Daylight Saving has ended.
“Julie Bishop advised South Africa to ignore Dutton’s comments, Pretoria says†f@GuardianAusninkl.com/a/okdWRwcPLrgpJIL
RT @cypnk: I guess they wanna do a light trial before giving cops full mecha https://t.co/MgLz6cm1gj
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ @johnb78 That’s a big call.
@johnb78 @franksting @_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve never eaten a Dutch ex-footballer. What are they like?
EXACTLY. https://t.co/25rCghoQrW
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ @johnb78 “Dutch cuisineâ€, it says. https://t.co/DZxXJYLwxK
You say “massive motorised papier-mache kangaroo†like it’s a bad thing. https://t.co/G7WKsQBlbO
@cfsmtbation So I understand.
@cfsmtbation What a horrible image.
No, back to your first question. https://t.co/E0wJ8UIQaK
Oh, I hadn’t realised the Commonwealth Games opening was tonight. Seems weird to run it against Micallef.
@HamishMack I never did that.
RT @QJernalisms: “I love the Commonwealth Gamesâ€
Every Australian athlete that can’t win anywhere else.
NeilMcMahon The ABC has an email dedicated to gathering stories about the state of aged care in Australia. So many to tell. It is aged.care@abc.net.au
Has this show clocked 50 viewers yet? Because I got like 5x that listening to a recording of me waking up in the mo… https://t.co/WZbpfz3yBQ
RT @jonkudelka: The populists vs the unpopular. https://t.co/4EBne8jach
RT @SteveMolk: I hear the big surprise is they will hold a mass-spray-tanning event. #GC2018 #OpeningCeremony
@Sheeds_au @SnarkyPlatypus You should bring @SnarkyPlatypus up to speed on that because he’s really out of the loop.
@SnarkyPlatypus Now I want to hunt down a Dutch restaurant. Is there such a thing?
@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, Indonesia should just suck it up and make rendang crunchy like it’s meant to be.
@SnarkyPlatypus Generally. I was also going to mention the Tesco-Danish war, which Denmark lost, but then I remembe… https://t.co/Hp0CGmEYc1
@SnarkyPlatypus Besides, the Dutch lost.
RT @MichaelPDeacon: The Beano has sent a cease-and-desist letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg, ordering him to stop masquerading as Walter the Softie…
RT @MalwareJake: “I wonder how this can go wrong” said nobody, ever… @HowellONeill via @Bing_Chris https://t.co/I0i6hjjYfh https://t.co/…
jjjove @PPantsdown Stop the Floats
New Matilda #GC2018 #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/oHyDBheZ0o
@paulwallbank Ideally, yes.
“Clive Hamilton and his (mildly justified) conspiracy theoryâ€, being @BernardKeane’s rather fierce review of the la… https://t.co/t2vNwWPJBn
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/ukXsXDV6Wa
@mattgillard Don’t get me started. ;)
@paulwallbank Mate, you said where you were.
@paulwallbank Are you in a room full of idiots? Is there an open bar?
@oberonsghost @paulwallbank I remember the other because REA Group was (is?) a huge success story and they did a lo… https://t.co/zQELp6UK1R
@paulwallbank There’s only one Chatham House Rule.
@jplonie He’s the worst.
@mattgillard @kcarruthers @Cloudflare I’ve always said it’s a wonder the internet works at all.
@oberonsghost @paulwallbank You’re not thinking of real https://t.co/CjeUC81C3E, which was on offer for $19M and is… https://t.co/1M9U4MBrgZ
@paulwallbank Chatham House Rule is a marvellous think. Is that the man who nearly punched me for ridiculing his “strategy�
I guess this is what winning at Twitter looks like. https://t.co/qNosIkTnBf
Good advice. Media people are terrible. https://t.co/wblu1aASx7
I still can’t stop laughing about this. https://t.co/Zxkbw7U3EL
@kcarruthers @Cloudflare Yeah, I just chose four at random that were specifically about 1.1.1.1, but then there’s all the others. Eek!
@Sheeds_au @blahblahellis @zdnetaustralia @Cloudflare @apnic Not in the least, because that’s not what ISP metadata… https://t.co/DsdzenMO51
RT @MikeCarlton01: Oh look ! The Monash family has upset Fido. Who DO they think they are ?!? https://t.co/hvUT2Ap3rl
RT @AndrewBGreene: Monash family not happy its name is being used in an “anti-science†and “anti-intellectual†argument https://t.co/WTzd5c 
NickMcKim Andrew Hastie: This isn’t about special treatment.
Peter Dutton: This is about special treatment. pic.twitter.com/cbcWywIdIc
@blahblahellis @Sheeds_au @zdnetaustralia @Cloudflare @apnic I don’t see why not. I’ll be doing so myself shortly.… https://t.co/GOHzT1oKnv
@danieljbaird Log off now.
Attn: “Twitter cybersecurity celebrity @SwiftOnSecurity†https://t.co/Yba6XNxDb9
@danieljbaird There are two pandas, flanking the door.
@Sheeds_au @blahblahellis @zdnetaustralia @Cloudflare @apnic Yep. And given that both @Cloudflare and @apnic want t… https://t.co/BOwEzqGu80
@blahblahellis @Sheeds_au @zdnetaustralia @Cloudflare @apnic Well, the only real downside is rest some arsehat LANs… https://t.co/RhN96fzynQ
@Sheeds_au @zdnetaustralia @Cloudflare @apnic Exactly. That’s the plan, anyway. I’ve linked to both organisations’… https://t.co/gt6CHHJ9Qe
New place on George Street, with panda. pic.twitter.com/hGw0IMjZgW
@SydneyTom_ The answer to the second question is that I think they’re serviced apartments on then short-term market… https://t.co/8dDmvEfBfz
To be clear, it’s live and you can use it. “1.1.1.1: How to use Cloudflare’s DNS service to speed up and secure you… https://t.co/AUmp6YH71d
@dobes @jturner_ibrs @zdnetaustralia @lady_nerd @nphair Please don’t.
Hahaha. Twitter won’t render that as a URL.
@zdnetaustralia @Cloudflare @apnic Oh no, it’s quite operational. https://1.1.1.1 is go. Your traffic will be part… https://t.co/iHk8zcKUoR
I AM GOING TO THE CORNER NOW AND I WILL SIT IN THE CORNER FOR A WHILE.
@jturner_ibrs @zdnetaustralia @lady_nerd @nphair I will ask my lord and master @dobes.
@mattdasilva @thelaughingsub Huawei has been growing rather fast.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “1.1.1.1: Cloudflare’s new DNS attracting ‘gigabits per second’ of rubbishâ€â€¦ https://t.co/qpqjobefAs
@jturner_ibrs @zdnetaustralia @lady_nerd @nphair Just check the box and move on, James.
“Did we have security trai… https://t.co/g1vGUQ5onC
“Huawei profit rises to 47b yuan for 2017†by @thelaughingsub https://t.co/8rhRLwvBRb
Classy, these Swiss. Ping @DavidFeng. https://t.co/xwx7tZA47N
@johncarneyau I couldn’t possibly comment.
@AlisterAir @awelder Thanks. And yes, that is excellent.
RT @Jeff_Sparrow: Conservatism means the soviets plus electrification except replace soviets with a picture of the Queen https://t.co/nv6No…
@schlutes @Drag0nista Oh is that all. Disappoint.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Security training is useless unless it changes behaviours†with @lady_nerd… https://t.co/A4VW9prPkt
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains rubbish. 50Gbps of rubbish.
@KrazyKarl910 She and I are obviously identical, so that would work well.
Wed plan, remainder: All errands completed; commit a journalism (on it, honestly); 1730 interview, via phone; eveni… https://t.co/S0OhFEFVTC
RT @TheAusInstitute: Julie Bishop has overseen the largest drop in aid spending, relative to Gross National Income, of any foreign minister…
@AustCyber And according to a press release just received, Michelle Price @Mich11775 is the new CEO of @AustCyber.
GonzoHacker It’s not valuable personal data, I mean we obviously didn’t give a shit about it
Graunched.
@aleeb88 @upulie Here you go. https://t.co/cvaLvEbwqa
PRISM OF INNOVATION!
#apertureofagility
#cloacaofcollaboration https://t.co/ICHf32R0aF
MIne’s more rounded. https://t.co/cHZ3e4C3kB
@upulie Yeah give that up, I reckon. Though the currysplaining was VERY special.
@PollHereford This is getting out of hand.
@upulie Why would it have been any other way?
@MoaniePandium @GordyPls @dikkii @alexdante I suppose @jpwarren might suddenly get excited about procurement. He’s weird like that.
@MoaniePandium @GordyPls @dikkii @alexdante I’ll have a squizz, thank you, though it may not fit into my current wo… https://t.co/sE9Wr8dGnW
“The blueprint for the total overhaul of [Australia’s] government you’ve never heard of†https://t.co/WGhJFuHvhT
RT @nehadk: A conservative’s nightmare. “free money” and an increase in divorce rates.
Let’s install it worldwide. https://t.co/y0Nyde3A7b
@awelder Makes sense. Australia Post already handles something like 200 different organisations’ cash payments, and… https://t.co/bByfyRPZBU
Like, “Is Kevin Andrews / Eric Abetz?â€
I have many questions.
Also, what is a “ginger group†and is it like that video I watched with a like-minded gentleman that time?
Did any of those guys in the so-called Monash Forum even go to Monash?
“Medicine means we can treat everything from made-up diseases like the plague, to modern epidemics like allegic-nes… https://t.co/uS7gMphGoM
@awelder I hadn’t realised that. Maybe there’s life in the proposal after all.
I still reckon there’s some good prices o@CentrebetAUAU’s federal leadership boocentrebet.com/#Sports/1784434rs2j
I’d make a fuckin’ excellent Disney Princess.
@paulkidd Excellent.
Fully antlered.
He’s got the whole Invisible Melon action going there. https://t.co/naXySKHrdS
@munin Definitely not.
And I insist I’m the Duke of Northumberland. https://t.co/G3id5NFfxt
RT @dobes: Where is Mal on the embattled chart @workmanalice @joshgnosis ? https://t.co/GT3fKdFmUB
I cannot argue with this important nature documentation. https://t.co/OR7neejI77
So the Dick of Christmas wants a Volksbank?
More a Volvo. https://t.co/sYySaYGRy6
RT @jdice03: Congratulations, @realDonaldTrump, on becoming the FIRST sitting U.S. President to be the “subject†of a criminal investigatio…
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Arriving they like bin chickens?
This will be true for all values of $BILLMORROW from now to eternity. https://t.co/fZZiyOaBYH
Entering The Place Where There Are Antlers.
@PollHereford That’s how they share the Unborn Soul Power throughout the flock.
It’s because they feast on the souls of the unborn. https://t.co/1wbiIoj8w5
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s very suspicious.
@joelpmichael Not a one!
@pandom_ That too.
This can’t be rightpic.twitter.com/8gY69GdIlNlN
Citation needed. pic.twitter.com/GS2MxMNBQG
Well the fertility problem was fixed, right? https://t.co/2anbBVJBt7
@staffo_sez Indeed. At time of tweeting, it didn’t seem clear to me whether it was a “person threatening self-harmâ€â€¦ https://t.co/LAjqz4wpyh
@staffo_sez Also, not flippant. Quite serious.
@staffo_sez We know nothing about his state of mind. All I’m saying is that closing everything because of a person… https://t.co/OLGNSLDGcS
So @crdavies has resigned from @AustCyber “effective todayâ€. Someone else can click through to the bad website and… https://t.co/0Tps9K9Tm0
@dobes @trentyarwood @jpwarren Why would you even want to come back?
joshgnosis Labor being careful not to blame Morrow for implementing government policy. pic.twitter.com/h2C0Gu3Tlo
RT @snurb_dot_info: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Spotify was welcomed on Wall Street with a Swiss flag. It’s Swedish†https://t.co/WwTYOuyu5R
@trentyarwood @jpwarren @dobes Did you register your holiday on the HR blockchain?
@dobes @jpwarren @trentyarwood HELLO I AM TRIGGERED TOO YOU KNOW.
@teknetia @Cloudflare I have just been talking to Geoff Huston, so obviously the world is about to end.
@teknetia @Cloudflare Nah, I’m across it. I’m writing some stuff laterwards.
@teknetia @Cloudflare IT IS ALL PART OF THE DARK STATE.
@carolduncan @juhasaarinen It’s probably best I don’t talk about this any more.
@teknetia @Cloudflare Idiots have used 1.1.1.1 for other purposes, which they should not have done. So now that rou… https://t.co/6mehS5AGYn
@Cloudflare Why am I looking at 1.1.1.1? “1.1.1.1: How to use Cloudflare’s DNS service to speed up and secure your… https://t.co/bXCJYi8VHw
RT @MikeCarlton01: So let me get this right. The Monash Forum is a bunch of free market, hard right, minimal government conservatives. Who…
@breditor @zdnetaustralia @jturner_ibrs @lady_nerd @nphair Pretty much.
@NewtonMark Smirk.
karsoe I nominate this as the official New South Wales state motto. pic.twitter.com/IOvHTeOZoS
@AshGhebranious @LaTrioli What even are all these words?
@je_au @NewtonMark @KetanJ0 @melissamadsen Also, Mark, the correct quote is “Things just catch fire sometimes.†It’… https://t.co/Zvu2eefuXf
@je_au @NewtonMark @KetanJ0 @melissamadsen That’s what happened in this case too.
@NewtonMark @KetanJ0 @melissamadsen Especially when someone removes the petrol cap and inserts a burning piece of c… https://t.co/aVhojLyNot
@AusSMC Do not trust the rabbits. Cheers.
I AM GOING TO HAVE MORE COFFEE THIS WILL BE A MISTAKE BUT YOLO.
RT @oberonsghost: There’s a particularly young and goofy black labrador police K-9 unit enforcing law and order at Hurstville station.
RT @dobes: You’re doing a hell of a job, Mitch! https://t.co/71uCh3Lzwc
â€NBN CEO Bill Morrow stepping down†by @thelaughingsub https://t.co/2aTZit8fvI
alexkidman Is it too early for me to declare my willingness to take over the NBN CEO salary and perks?
RT @joshgnosis: A bit like Mike Quigley leaving before the 2013 election, really. https://t.co/XwEv8dixVE
@rohan_p @Cloudflare There was a time when I was surprised by the number of internet-builders who had no idea what… https://t.co/jxOXlCyO3A
“Landlords: if you’re not prepared to do your job, don’t bothe@damonayoungonayoung. Heainkl.com/a/gGXogasaLvzjyZaVrQu
“Academic who debunked migrant-unemployment link ‘underpaid foreignerinkl.com/a/pjpbpouvGLmVAOaeyQQ
@jonoabroad @Cloudflare Yeah… @SwiftOnSecurity is retweeting a whole stream of this stuff right now. I was writing… https://t.co/tswauiVN2O
“Robot bees for exploring surface of Mars being developed by Nasainkl.com/a/AGVAodszbAJ6oTX
It seems that @Cloudflare’s new DNS at 1.1.1.1 is revealing quite a few people who chose to build things stupidly.… https://t.co/7jOE5O4FJ0
RT @luminouw: @0xEnder @SwiftOnSecurity Client wanted IPSEC links between two sites. “We can use 10.0.0.0/8 here as we’re already on 11.0.0…
RT @BarefootBoh: @SwiftOnSecurity Cisco documentation used to suggest using 1.1.1.1 for WLC. https://t.co/bLyFPBS76F
supersat @0xEnder @SwiftOnSecurity many cell carriers use dark DoD IP space for their phones and NAT all traffic to the Internet
@cece_frye @Dynamic_Signal HAHAHAHAHA @cece_frye has blocked me now. Solid social media managering.
Approaching Sydney Central station. Still some way to go, but people are rushing to stand uncomfortably as we wait… https://t.co/O7DZmH1vyU
@jplonie @NewtonMark @melissamadsen @KetanJ0 Well the whole situation was getting out of hand.
RT @GordyPls: This technically means that at some point cars in Ryde will be queueing for both directions. https://t.co/MVf9Wq0VRm
This is an excellent news story. https://t.co/vTGOiXrM2b
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: I just got a DM confirming this behavior. There’s nothing more permanent than a stupid hack. https://t.co/u8yB8yLaUF
@AshGhebranious @LaTrioli I’d rather stick forks into my eyes. Or just sit on the lawn drinking wine.
@buttsy1974 Sigh. That’s true.
@garthk @jxeeno The V in the run number would be for the Hunter Valley line, H already being used for Hornsby I imagine.
@davispg Well that’s his problem.
RT @lisatozzi: So now @BuzzFeedNews’s debunking queen has herself become a hoax and now the universe shall fold in on itself. https://t.co/…
RT @CraigDButt: In @theage on this day in 1970: The Queen was in Hobart for a Royal Tour. She watched apples being picked at an orchard, ca…
@AshGhebranious @LaTrioli That’s not how you spell “pointlessâ€.
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Badly-configured ISP equipment blocking access to 1.1.1.1 for some unfortunate users hostage to upstream network engin…
@buckleup Exactly.
@tacticalmaid Same thing.
@jetztgibtshaue @NewtonMark @melissamadsen @KetanJ0 There was this whole thing involving the next door neighbour an… https://t.co/4NjeD91u05
So this bloke who climbed up into the Sydney Harbour Bridge structure? Why can’t we just leave him there and get on… https://t.co/7D3Xeje1NU
@hanny_hawkins @Quinn_Better @anne_twain Here’s the final couple of things I wrote about it. https://t.co/odwQFcn56Q https://t.co/bxPsnouMft
@garthk @jxeeno Yeah, a J-Set DMU. https://t.co/3nSQKfMe4N
@garthk @jxeeno Oh that. The NXXX is the run number i.e. timetable object. Not for Newcastle line, then three digit… https://t.co/zmJT21DzDX
@NewtonMark @melissamadsen @KetanJ0 I’ve seen a car explode after its fuel tank was turned into an impromptu Moloto… https://t.co/qOWMoO6Eg4
@garthk @jxeeno V720 would be that those four cars coupled together have been assigned the ID “V-Set number 720†fo… https://t.co/PgXbI7vgP1
@NewtonMark @KetanJ0 Coal gas in bladders. pic.twitter.com/XibdUA71Hu
@Leighlo @gusworldau @alexkidman Yep, often it’s easier to make a complete detour around the controversial usage.
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BhH89WKlqbP/
Sydney when the Sydney Harbour Bridge gets a bit blocked. Or if it rains. Or if it’s a day ending in Y. https://t.co/qPFPpTSSJ0
@JonathanEzor @cmMcConnaughy Or, depending on your parenting style re NSFW-for-Americans material, this. https://t.co/xw8vooukLt
@Leighlo @alexkidman @gusworldau Oh FFS now look what you’ve done!
@Leighlo Either way. It’s a style book thing. I’m a supporter of the singular “they†in these contexts, but will ha… https://t.co/OGibvPEYb0
@KetanJ0 Also, I think the Monash Group should consider these options. https://t.co/VbSyxUYGuZ
RT @cmMcConnaughy: Overheard just now:
3 y.o.: “Put on Elsa and Anna and I will go to sleep.â€
Husband: “I don’t negotiate with terrorists…
RTYI @KetanJ0. https://t.co/RxgOnJ53jk
RT @edbott: This is the single best endorsement for GDPR I have ever seen. https://t.co/3FM5hZ0pDr
marcuskelson twitter Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/cy4R1FrOAg
@je_au Worst sex ever.
@paulkidd I’ve seen that sort of thing a few times with clients. They seem shocked when I suggest deleting everything older than a month.
@paulkidd Mate, we’ve all got a delete key.
@Leighlo Bzzzttt! Singular “they†for non-gendered entities.
@i386 “We report, you decide.â€
Wed plan, redraft: 0707 train to Sydney, “The Heron†(in progress); research en route; work on SEKRIT project; 1230… https://t.co/I2StnMEYIt
@i386 “Bush plumâ€, apparently.
@cece_frye @Dynamic_Signal Ms @cece_frye has tried to consign her ill-considered tweet to the Memory Hole, but let’… https://t.co/vrUU0qgTuu
In which @annastaciamp, Premier of Queensland, has a pathetic childish sook about not getting her face on the telly. https://t.co/v5jqBdjD9w
@arcadiagt5 I don’t fuckin’ know, cars are so goddam complicated these days.
RT @JaneLytv: Collecting hoaxes and misinformation about possible shooter situation at YouTube HQ in this thread.
If you see anything, DM…
RT @intelwire: There’s active disinformation campaigns working the YouTube story. Beware of anything that is not clearly sourced, and be sk…
RT @DanWillsTiser: South Australian FOI results. Text for a minister’s speech that was was made IN PUBLIC to a crowd at the Grand Chancello…
So many trains, @jxeeno! What will we do with them all? pic.twitter.com/rVDlhGEWdZ
The day begins… pic.twitter.com/qylfgIqBwI
Car doors: How do they even work?
@cece_frye @Dynamic_Signal That’s pretty fuckin’ crass.
RT @DJBentley: probably not the best time to plug the startup you work for? 🤔 https://t.co/bNb5flnLkc
@zdnetaustralia @jturner_ibrs @lady_nerd @nphair Just to be clear, they’re not my legs in the photo. https://t.co/mS9mjYq6Jm
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Security training is useless unless it changes behaviours†https://t.co/i94KMaCp3R Contains… https://t.co/UHZ2DynEwR
RT @nswpolice: Due to the on-going police operation on the Sydney Harbour Bridge, be aware it may be necessary to close lanes at short noti…
@RoguefourKC @Mediaite @TheRegister @zdnetaustralia If only Mike Huckabee had flashed a bit of nipple to really get things going.
HapaxLegoman Now choose how you want to assign your Character Points among the three stats pic.twitter.com/vXQObRlBmv
RT @RidT: Twitter apparently just updated the notification/muting settings—again demonstrating that it is possible to filter posts effectiv…
Wed plan, draft: Train to Sydney; commit journalism (of a sort) en route; work on SEKRIT project; 1230 medico; 1430… https://t.co/3YpE70jlp2
@Mediaite Indeed, @TheRegister. Or even at @zdnetaustralia, we have “Parliament’s poor porn probe exposedâ€â€¦ https://t.co/wjWEHimRWx
Get a fuckin’ grip@Mediaitete.
Of course we now live in an age when “horrifies internet†means “caused some people to respond and I found maybe ha… https://t.co/B6ETH9UEOG
“Horrifies� God, you Americans are soft. https://t.co/AU3KnBnF5Q
Wednesday. Four pieces of blue cloth, each about 4cm square. Should there be a fifth one? Wednesday.