RT @stilgherrian: Not my problem.
Not my problem.
Well here we all are then. pic.twitter.com/guqZDkpRlp
Definitely not dealing with whatever it.
What the fuck does this even mean? pic.twitter.com/ZMBfaBSsXD
Oh. It’s all me. Plus, in the background, a building site at UNSW. https://t.co/Pw5qSSPuhB
@davpope @SnarkyPlatypus @CBRNatureMap @mpbowers Are you sure? A platypus might be a bee.
New revelations about Cambridge Analytica’s use of Facebook data†https://t.co/RphEXiLsOW WARNING: Contains rather a lot of me.
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/19cNqvY66v
@Wolfie_Rankin @PeteLawler @drspacejunk As I say, it’s a compulsory joke for five points.
@davpope @SnarkyPlatypus @CBRNatureMap @mpbowers That’s gorgeous, Dave. Congratulations.
@dobes @ApostrophePong I would so love to go to Vladivostok.
@dobes That’s the one@ApostrophePongng
RT @davpope: Rapt my photo of a showboating platypus has just won a prize as the best mammal pic on @CBRNatureMap.
Move over Mr Cartoons @m…
I am so jealous. As a military history geek I know how important Murmansk is. https://t.co/r7ShnCIlY1
@utslibrary “Alumniâ€â€¦ heh. ;) I was academic staff for a very brief period. But my new friends at @UNSW might sort… https://t.co/R12BlTZAPs
@PeteLawler @Wolfie_Rankin Well @drspacejunk and I spoke about this joke on the podcast we recorded the other day,… https://t.co/lJLcLodJw8
Fair point. https://t.co/SvLsPtlpcO
@Bobosphere It was our special time together. Or something.
Hypothetically speaking.
Walking through Surry Hills and imagining how Sydney would be improved by burning it all to the ground.
I support this modest proposal. https://t.co/GBnJRw8qNw
I’d like to remind listeners that it was @evacide, not me, who first proposed genocide as a cybersecurity strategy… https://t.co/6ZRQqOyRpN
@dobes I spoke to the journalism students at @MacleayCollege about the news centipede but they didn’t include it in… https://t.co/W06dCuGm0y
RT @ben_hr: The wastewater drug monitoring report has some entertaining diagrams in it. “Australia is a stimulant nation†is a highlight ht…
RT @KKeneally: A good friend from graduate school just sent this to me. I’m making it my Catholic feminist Easter greeting card for next y…
RT @joshgnosis: This from the latest waste water drug testing report is staggering. https://t.co/0Jo2m0mwGR https://t.co/JuqLIyrD6t
Attn: @rohan_p @dobes. https://t.co/fivv4zuqcM
@drspacejunk Yeah but the joke is compulsory.
Uranus! https://t.co/8PRQYkT5V8
@dobes Further warning: I just recorded a ranty interview with ABC Radio so that will probably be on The World Today in due course.
“Facebook says 310,000 Australian users may have been affected by Cambridge Analytica scandal†(WARNING: Page conta… https://t.co/p1AkbqHavJ
RT @Stonekettle: Here we go. https://t.co/VrtqErR99X
RT @NuclearAnthro: Even worse than catching gonorrhea from your shoes! https://t.co/IeyzimmNUS
RT @TeenVogue: Parkland students turned their mandatory clear backpacks into protest signs 💠https://t.co/4h8ZGcC6HA https://t.co/JunNVeOsiC
Actually, more to the point, I miss my @utslibrary login. I’ll have to get someone to get me to do another guest le… https://t.co/Sd1Tn8F0vR
@paraboliclimit It appears that UTS eventually figured out that I hadn’t done any work for them in a while.
@paraboliclimit Heh.
I need an Eduroam login.
There’s a steady stream of new UNSW Foundation Studies students being oriented in small groups. They are being welc… https://t.co/fLsqcolXev
@Innov_Aus Happy Thursday. :)
RT @ashabeeeee: This thread is tippytop content https://t.co/nkd1FKAsd2
@dj2mn I am on the main campus for a SEKRIT meeting, but also working under the lovely trees until then.
@JustJimWillDo They are truly unruly.
@JustJimWillDo Be brave, Jim.
They’re taking fuckin’ forever to build this tram line.
RT @thomasrdotorg: The speaker of the UK house used these words to chide Boris Johnson and I’m not sure what he’s on about. https://t.co/uO…
RT @jendudley: It’s not just #CommBank’s 25-hour outage that is appalling, it’s the lack of communication with customers. Posting a message…
@jxeeno Indeed, though students these days do things other than drinking in the uni bar and I still can’t get used to it.
Boarding the 891 express to UNSW. pic.twitter.com/kaVZvy8kkY
They are unlikely to make better tub waan than Khun Wit, however.
Note to self: Must check out this place on Railway Square. pic.twitter.com/F4Umg8qPcF
@aggerchez @annaspargoryan I hate your cultural lifestyle.
@Innov_Aus Also, I am not part of team@airtasker.com, even though I would clearly be excellent at that.
Hey @Innov_Aus, you’ve got a nice phish going on your reputation. Might wanna email folkspic.twitter.com/DOzPUp1hVXVX
RT @Pozible: Wowzer @crikey_news have not only sped past their initial target, but knocked over their stretch target too! Just over a day r…
@vealmince Noted.
Thu plan: Research (I’ll head over to UNSW now since they have nice trees to sit under); 1110 curious phone call; 1… https://t.co/PJIbSbwy1C
@PeteLawler @wobster This idea has merit.
RT @annaspargoryan: What is the answer! Please help me! https://t.co/zkIrs158qQ
I would watch this series. https://t.co/wvJg4SlczC
@calebcluff Beautiful.
“Woman asks Cruz to take DNA test to prove he’s ‘human’†https://t.co/EqacSJGqPe Or the Zodiac Killer.
@jeamland That’s the sort of priest tha@KrazyKarl91010 is going to be, I can tell.
best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Creative”
Without “Eat” pic.twitter.com/3mUCC3hmDw
Hmmm. That line needs work. I’ll come back to it later.
Communion, but with red pills, tacos, and Red Bull.
“Why Twitter Is the Best Social Media Platform for Disinformation: It is time for Twitter to confront bots, extremi… https://t.co/gkcMIYckbS
RT @4evrmalone: My Tinder Tweetdeck column is full of people freaking because Facebook’s privacy changes appear to have somehow goofed up T…
RT @rorybaust: the worst part of a technology data fail is the pompous advice from other tech companies whose bull shit and shady practices…
@t_mu It’s all SEKRIT, actually.
jeanburgess It is connectedness without openness: a ramping up of and doubling down on centralised technocapitalism. And it is chilling.
RT @jeanburgess: Personal data privacy and security are quite rightly the focus of public concern, but there’s something else quietly going…
RT @snurb_dot_info: And here I thought April Fool’s was four days ago.
“Could Costello save the Coalition in 2019?†https://t.co/x0guwRJJDa
RT @Herring1967: The best thing about Brexit is that not a single person will get what they actually wanted. We will be united in disappoin…
What I love about Google Maps is that it remembers all the pubs you’ve been to. When you ask it for directions to l… https://t.co/FCpOanBuNX
@GreenJ I thought she was dead.
@garthk This is a good point.
RT @John_Hanna: “READ BETWEEN THE LINES”
@davpope @canberratimes https://t.co/hAsHevbaf8 https://t.co/oTFb0nOJfU
@garthk See also: https://t.co/sEgH4ZQPdZ
OK then. https://t.co/mgJ691W3yD
@jkimmel1 Yes, petal. [Pats head gently]
@jkimmel1 Lel what a coward.
I’m liking the complete misunderstanding of “reasonable force†and the invocation of Jesus, because this is exactly… https://t.co/nyHLaevoTW
Thu plan, first draft: Research; 1130 curious phone call; 1200 lunch meeting, UNSW; more research, I reckon; social… https://t.co/XdwxhxNTjI
This is a thing that clearly needed to have existed, and I am pleased. https://t.co/T72ykNawhj
@coldsnacks Are you saying I should put my underpants back on?
Apparently Zuckerberg’s comments are in this podcast, “Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook’s hardest year, and what comes n… https://t.co/9HfToFmAP7
And here we have it. “Facebook scans things you send on Messenger, Mark Zuckerberg admits†https://t.co/0TKW1zOZOH
@AndrewRJamieson Thanks, Andrew. It’s talking to the smart people that makes it good.
@carolduncan Yeah, most disturbing. Mind you, gastro pubs are quite often actual gastro pubs.
@coldsnacks What?
I’m also loving the idea of basing a political philosophy’s terminology on one scene from a mediocre movie. What ot… https://t.co/snfebst1p6
I’m liking “blue-pilled weirdo†though. Sounds like I’ve woaded up my nads for some Highlander action.
@TheAndrewMeyer Still, you’re not terribly interested in facts, are you. A steady blather of kiddie-jargon like “bl… https://t.co/UeSwn2k6Dw
@TheAndrewMeyer Sure, if “self-defence†goes beyond “reasonable force†then it can be murder. Of course, you’ve con… https://t.co/hPkshWDKCr
@calebcluff Then you know what to do.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tue: “Security training is useless unless it changes behaviours†https://t.co/i94KMaCp3R
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wed: “1.1.1.1: Cloudflare’s new DNS attracting ‘gigabits per second’ of rubbish†https://t.co/dBaX2vt8T5
A lovely day in Sydney. Thank you, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/wBAHNPcV0F
Attn: @NuclearAnthro. https://t.co/bH1dOl5kHw
RT @jetgirlart: An entire @netflix series in one image. https://t.co/9nPggsfgKy
RT @Pinboard: Why does the the biased, tech-hating tech press never write about the accounts that *weren’t* hacked? Always this negativity.…
@jeamland “Crypt of Earl, Crypt, Crypt of Earl…â€
@jeffsonstein I’ve been meaning to getting some merchandise happening. Hmmm.
Oh, it’s that goose. I should have realised.
A white man’s idea of “slavery†is not being able to own a gun and murder people in your home. Freedom is a life ex… https://t.co/MNJIgLEglu
Last I dreamed I had a long “robust conversation†with @Bobosphere about courier drone regulation in Singapore. He… https://t.co/Y9eTqFEd0u
How about “Crypto means Cryptofascist†or “Crypto means Cryptosporidium� https://t.co/HkKIaTqAId
Thursday. Improve your work environment by displaying a picture of a sheep. Photograph, drawing, painting, whatever… https://t.co/vlqAgL4xIB