Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 16th, 2018

Can you imagine in the NSW Greens running, like, anything?

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“Reinventing the ‘Like’,” apparently. @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p pic.twitter.com/NY8l3FsdAG

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@davispg At least it wasn’t the one with bees.

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DDsD Woolworths need more blockchain checkouts.

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I might just keep retweeting this forever. It’s just so wonderful. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“China Wants Its Own Version of the X-37B Spaceplane” (14 Mar) warisboring.com/50772-2/ But “Nor is it clear exactly..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qA

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On a related note, we should probably refer to The Australian as a group blog. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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Rob_Stott I almost tweeted about a shitty thing that happened on Sky News until I remembered that more people will see my twe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tL

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@jpwarren @ssharwood @woolworths Look my ACTUAL superpower is winning the meat raffle at pubs I’ve never been to before.

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juhasaarinen Stolen tractor driver tasered after low-speed police pursuit on SH1, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/articl…

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The translators and fixers were told they’d be taken care of. We have not been keeping our promises.

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Someone take this soldier a beer (or other beverage as appropriate) from me. twitter.com/isobelroe/stat…

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isobelroe Veteran Jason Scanes has mounted a one man vigil outside @PeterDutton_MP’s office until he gets a meeting or an ans..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i9

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vexmark Finally it all makes sense pic.twitter.com/JeU5isjnKG

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vanschneider From the series of “logos I wish I’d done myself”. This is one of them. Sony Vaio. pic.twitter.com/pGtS1ssmgn

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OwenWG1976 Kensington Wine Rooms in London commemorating treason with a classy blue plaque 🍷 pic.twitter.com/C7xhXJzYcr

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PPantsdown It’s a free country pic.twitter.com/Kf2AwhuiCT

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paul1kirby Percentage of Europeans totally comfortable having an immigrant as a friend. By country. Depressing chart from..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qG

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purplepumprnckl .@OVIC_AU when Mathletics collects the skin & hair colour of a child’s avatar without the explicit consent of their..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rN

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ThosMajor China had a one child policy to prevent overpopulation, Thailand has Songkran. twitter.com/BangkokPostNew…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll give it another go when I get home then.

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@bastardsheep @ssharwood Awwwww… It is sweet, yes. Simon and I are such loveable rogues.

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crikey_news Why does every FM radio show sound like it’s hosted by the same five people? buff.ly/2JP8VjS pic.twitter.com/QRoinUM8hM

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@SnarkyPlatypus I watched the first one and it felt a bit stilted. Have the sphincters been relaxed a bit?

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That was actually “Oh shut up, Germaine,” but I’ll go with it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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patstokes ‘We’re concerned social media is addictive and addictive things are bad,’ says pub. twitter.com/independent/st…

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Oh shut up, Germany.

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@DavidFeng Since when do you control the trains?

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Is it because they were too busy booking Nazis and other assorted racists for Sunrise? twitter.com/TraceyLeeHolme…

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I’m glad I left the city when I did. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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@glengyron Turning things into a financial transaction is always the most ethical approach.

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MalwareJake Sure Seth Rogen is doing cyber attribution now. And sure the claim that Sony wasn’t DPRK is pretty dumb. But just w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jr

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@glengyron Why are you pimping out your son at the Louvre?

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@dobes Are you a former Soviet country? Wow.

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@garthk I’m guessing T is for “trailer” i.e. unpowered.

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Turns out this new research from @AICriminology is about separate things. pic.twitter.com/jshg3c5AEq

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AbstractCode @NewtonMark Or Guardian thinkpieces

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NewtonMark The Cambridge Analytica scandal didn’t involve AI. You might as well say it highlights the need for gluten-free foo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ER

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alex_c_lee You spelled ruin wrong pic.twitter.com/k18YJBd24y

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BenceNanay US foreign policy pic.twitter.com/XDcTLbikXb

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SnarkyPlatypus Yes that well known persecuted minority in the gay community 🙄 twitter.com/star_observer/…

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@braddybb I see your cryptocurrency story, and raise it by adding a raccoon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“This cryptocurrency startup with a 12-year-old CEO [and his father, so a bit clickbait] is trying to solve a commo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6A

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troyhunt Want to totally confuse your users about security? Here ya go: twitter.com/jmar777/status…

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BullionBaron Boomers: “Millennials can’t afford property because they waste all their money on frivolous things like food, enter..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VX

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AlisonR61423986 ruh-roh, @realDonaldTrump . The polling AFTER the isn’t looking too good for you! 92% BELIEVE COM..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xS

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jenbechwati Costco in Canberra is selling a HALF A MILLION dollar diamond ring. It’s in the aisle between bulk AA batteries and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…f3

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stilgherrian This story is from three weeks ago but there has never been a better news story, before or after. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Today is going very well indeed, a work in progress. pic.twitter.com/TWnXKx5bEL

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historylvrsclub аlfred Heineken creаted a bottle that could also function as a brick to build houses in impoverished countries, 1963 pic.twitter.com/TsdBHXkk6r

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CMGaldre When you describe an atmosphere object in a dungeon a bit too well and your players won’t leave it alone pic.twitter.com/oVKEMI1ORl

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Discussions have turned to the difficulty of riding an out-of-control greased pig. This SEKRIT project is a strange SEKRIT project.

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burgotastic PSA to Yahoo users:

You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. pic.twitter.com/SDSwD0ouE5

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dannyjpalmer I’m not buying the “submissive” bit.

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AndrewBGreene The ABC understands Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will today announce Lieutenant General Angus Campbell as Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k3

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @dannyjpalmer I cannot say, but @SwiftOnSecurity definitely needs to know about this story.

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This story is from three weeks ago but there has never been a better news story, before or after. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@marcuskelson @GreenJ I imagine you do have more, but I do not wish to see any more.

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New Moon is in 90 minutes, at 1157 AEST.

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“Prankster convinces Bitcoin ‘scammer’ to dress up as a raccoon and go through some bins” metro.co.uk/2018/03/26/pra… A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W0

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@rohan_p @dobes @ashabeeeee @dannyjpalmer So what other animals are available? Any bin animals, like raccoons or pigeons?

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@GreenJ Maybe, @GreenJ, they could also do an episode on Mr Latham. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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BernardSalt Someone has been defacing vicroad’s highway signage precisely 13 km from the township of Avoca in Central Victoria…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pj

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GreenJ he will presumably film her busy in in her underground lair: grooming, feeding, tending her young. twitter.com/climatecouncil…

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@garthk I hope you are embarrassed by that.

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Graunched, and otherwise interfered with.

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j_laurenceson The Chinese military base in Vanuatu story has now reached farce status. This is a must read by @dailypostdan and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sd

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petercoffee “Police have used partial fingerprints drawn from a WhatsApp photo in securing 11 convictions related to drug traff..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jv

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prestontowers Things that make me laugh on twitter no. 458 - people campaigning to save the “heritage” of Dulwich Hill and Marrickville. 😂😂😂

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Mon plan: 0707 train to Sydney (in progress); 0915 back repairs, Potts Point; work on the SEKRIT project; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZM

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@AndrewRJamieson @NewtonMark I agree about PINs being dead, but can the US really jump ahead? So much of it is a technological backwater.

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@garthk Now that you’ve discovered how run numbers work you’re going to obsess over them, aren’t you.

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NewtonMark It’s almost as if @NBN_Australia is finding out that CVC charges are a brake on achievable performance and broadban..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG

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@paulkidd It’s going to be a beautiful day. Glad I’ll be down in Sydney, actually.

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stilgherrian To be fair, “Tucker Carlson and Sex-Crazed Pandas” would be excellent television, if done right. twitter.com/HeerJeet/statu…

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ICYMI, here are all the cyber things I wrote in Canberra last week. They’re very cyber, and they cover a range of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…So

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DrBenLitherland This is literally the funniest take I have ever read. “Real PhDs are much too smart to be drawn into arguments on s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oj

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AlexCSinger16 Fun fact: This picture is NOT from last night as Mike Pence is mysteriously in the room while also out of the count..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…in

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garthk Enjoying this analogy for Big Data and ML. twitter.com/doctorow/statu…

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Hey @CptHollingworth, the Triffids are sending us a coded warning. pic.twitter.com/ZmcnnCNM4h

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mengival Conservative policy card. pic.twitter.com/9hQCMjy6nV

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This starcruiser’s cloaking device is slightly faulty. pic.twitter.com/IPWGACGDXd

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jturner_ibrs For attendees, this will be a session that I expect will be hilarious. eventbrite.com/e/rsa-breakfas…

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@NewtonMark @simonhackett This is an experiment which deserves to be conducted.

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B_Hay Remember: always read Trump’s parentheticals as if sung by backup singers. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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@simonhackett @NewtonMark The first eight seconds or so sound exactly like a vacuum cleaner I once had.

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NeinQuarterly From the . The ’s guide to living in troubled times. amazon.com/Nein-Manifesto… pic.twitter.com/HZXUr9ySUy

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This always was such a classy* TV commercial… twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…

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NickBryantNY “I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.” The inimitable..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…at

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ABC This man in Toronto bought a raccoon-proof garbage bin.

“Challenge accepted.” –The raccoon, probably.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xpoT

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To be fair, “Tucker Carlson and Sex-Crazed Pandas” would be excellent television, if done right. twitter.com/HeerJeet/statu…

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Mon plan, early draft: 0707 train to Sydney; 0915 back repairs, Potts Point; work on the SEKRIT project; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D8

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Monday. The table should be next to cupboard. Monday.

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