These dildos are terrible. https://t.co/49ULKJ9ZYq
Can you imagine in the NSW Greens running, like, anything?
“Reinventing the ‘Like’,†appa@ashabeeeeeh@dobese@rohan_p@pic.twitter.com/NY8l3FsdAG8l3FsdAG
@davispg At least it wasn’t the one with bees.
DDsD Woolworths need more blockchain checkouts.
I might just keep retweeting this forever. It’s just so wonderful. https://t.co/PfvRAsqtsH
This can’t be healthy. https://t.co/6KYgU7Zo4G
“China Wants Its Own Version of the X-37B Spaceplane†(14 Mar) https://t.co/WpjgkfCwId But “Nor is it clear exactly… https://t.co/tU6MzuyAqA
On a related note, we should probably refer to The Australian as a group blog. https://t.co/8cET2sY808
RT @Rob_Stott: I almost tweeted about a shitty thing that happened on Sky News until I remembered that more people will see my tweet than t…
@jpwarren @ssharwood @woolworths Look my ACTUAL superpower is winning the meat raffle at pubs I’ve never been to before.
RT @juhasaarinen: Stolen tractor driver tasered after low-speed police pursuit on SH1, via @nzherald https://t.co/TOtEn2Z1Ps
The translators and fixers were told they’d be taken care of. We have not been keeping our promises.
Someone take this soldier a beer (or other beverage as appropriate) from me. https://t.co/R4XcDzMvHQ
RT @isobelroe: Veteran Jason Scanes has mounted a one man vigil outside @PeterDutton_MP’s office until he gets a meeting or an answer as to…
vexmark Finally it all makes sense pic.twitter.com/JeU5isjnKG
RT @vanschneider: From the series of “logos I wish I’d done myself”. This is one of them. Sony Vaio. https://t.co/pGtS1ssmgn
RT @OwenWG1976: Kensington Wine Rooms in London commemorating #TrumpRussia treason with a classy blue plaque 🷠https://t.co/C7xhXJzYcr
PPantsdown It’s a free country pic.twitter.com/Kf2AwhuiCT
RT @paul1kirby: Percentage of Europeans totally comfortable having an immigrant as a friend. By country. Depressing chart from @Eurobaromet…
@JustJimWillDo True, it does seem to be their thing.
RT @purplepumprnckl: .@OVIC_AU when Mathletics collects the skin & hair colour of a child’s avatar without the explicit consent of their pa…
RT @ThosMajor: China had a one child policy to prevent overpopulation, Thailand has Songkran. https://t.co/NpwRuyRsTx
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll give it another go when I get home then.
@bastardsheep @ssharwood Awwwww… It is sweet, yes. Simon and I are such loveable rogues.
crikey_news Why does every FM radio show sound like it’s hosted by the same five people? buff.ly/2JP8VjS pic.twitter.com/QRoinUM8hM
@SnarkyPlatypus I watched the first one and it felt a bit stilted. Have the sphincters been relaxed a bit?
@DavidFeng You worry me, David.
That was actually “Oh shut up, Germaine,†but I’ll go with it. https://t.co/v5Tb5823Od
RT @patstokes: ‘We’re concerned social media is addictive and addictive things are bad,’ says pub. https://t.co/MSjYWI16QE
Oh shut up, Germany.
@DavidFeng Since when do you control the trains?
Is it because they were too busy booking Nazis and other assorted racists for Sunrise? https://t.co/gGf4pjPbYH
I’m glad I left the city when I did. https://t.co/QjS8hxiDRO
@glengyron Turning things into a financial transaction is always the most ethical approach.
Crossing the Nepean, again. instagram.com/p/Bhn5L1VHbUq/
@dobes Same.
RT @MalwareJake: Sure Seth Rogen is doing cyber attribution now. And sure the claim that Sony wasn’t DPRK is pretty dumb. But just wait unt…
@glengyron Why are you pimping out your son at the Louvre?
@dobes Are you a former Soviet country? Wow.
@garthk I’m guessing T is for “trailer†i.e. unpowered.
Turns out this new research from @AICriminology is about separate things. pic.twitter.com/jshg3c5AEq
AbstractCode @NewtonMark Or Guardian thinkpieces
RT @NewtonMark: The Cambridge Analytica scandal didn’t involve AI. You might as well say it highlights the need for gluten-free food regula…
alex_c_lee You spelled ruin wrong pic.twitter.com/k18YJBd24y
BenceNanay US foreign policy pic.twitter.com/XDcTLbikXb
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Yes that well known persecuted minority in the gay community 🙄 https://t.co/bRQ9AUPFM3
@dobes “Dickhead†is not a size.
@braddybb I see your cryptocurrency story, and raise it by adding a raccoon. https://t.co/PfvRAsqtsH
“This cryptocurrency startup with a 12-year-old CEO [and his father, so a bit clickbait] is trying to solve a commo… https://t.co/QIY9xkey6A
RT @troyhunt: Want to totally confuse your users about security? Here ya go: https://t.co/tiuD1IX3PN
RT @BullionBaron: Boomers: “Millennials can’t afford property because they waste all their money on frivolous things like food, entertainme…
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/ZShffgofBh
RT @AlisonR61423986: ruh-roh, @realDonaldTrump . The polling AFTER the #ComeyInterview isn’t looking too good for you! 92% BELIEVE COMEY.…
RT @jenbechwati: Costco in Canberra is selling a HALF A MILLION dollar diamond ring. It’s in the aisle between bulk AA batteries and dustpa…
RT @stilgherrian: This story is from three weeks ago but there has never been a better news story, before or after. https://t.co/PfvRAsqtsH
@JoshMacTechie @GreenJ Yes you did. You know you did.
Today is going very well indeed, a work in progress. pic.twitter.com/TWnXKx5bEL
RT @historylvrsclub: аlfred Heineken creаted a bottle that could also function as a brick to build houses in impoverished countries, 1963 h…
Keep talking… https://t.co/JT1RFVv8A7
Discussions have turned to the difficulty of riding an out-of-control greased pig. This SEKRIT project is a strange SEKRIT project.
burgotastic PSA to Yahoo users:
You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. pic.twitter.com/SDSwD0ouE5
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dannyjpalmer I’m not buying the “submissive†bit.
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @dannyjpalmer Wow.
RT @AndrewBGreene: The ABC understands Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will today announce Lieutenant General Angus Campbell as Australia’s…
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @dannyjpalmer @SwiftOnSecurity This works for me. pic.twitter.com/3Q4fhh8Qgm
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @dannyjpalmer I cannot say, but @SwiftOnSecurity definitely needs to know about this story.
@garystark It was rubbish.
This story is from three weeks ago but there has never been a better news story, before or after. https://t.co/PfvRAsqtsH
@marcuskelson @GreenJ I imagine you do have more, but I do not wish to see any more.
New Moon is in 90 minutes, at 1157 AEST.
@marcuskelson @GreenJ Jesus Christ!
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @dannyjpalmer Because this will eat them all. pic.twitter.com/VC7FV354nC
“Prankster convinces Bitcoin ‘scammer’ to dress up as a raccoon and go through some bins†https://t.co/1SPZuOM1Mq A… https://t.co/w6jTzKNbW0
@rohan_p @dobes @ashabeeeee @dannyjpalmer So what other animals are available? Any bin animals, like raccoons or pigeons?
Yes, @ASPI_org, it worked. pic.twitter.com/3Tdbiy5LaR
@GreenJ Maybe, @GreenJ, they could also do an episode on Mr Latham. https://t.co/qFiWmJUEC9
RT @BernardSalt: Someone has been defacing vicroad’s highway signage precisely 13 km from the township of Avoca in Central Victoria. And,…
RT @GreenJ: he will presumably film her busy in in her underground lair: grooming, feeding, tending her young. https://t.co/EclP8oViLr
@garthk I hope you are embarrassed by that.
@twcau I would still watch it.
#blueandyellowtrain, again.
Graunched, and otherwise interfered with.
RT @j_laurenceson: The Chinese military base in Vanuatu story has now reached farce status. This is a must read by @dailypostdan and a sad…
RT @petercoffee: “Police have used partial fingerprints drawn from a WhatsApp photo in securing 11 convictions related to drug trafficking…
RT @prestontowers: Things that make me laugh on twitter no. 458 - people campaigning to save the “heritage†of Dulwich Hill and Marrickvill…
#blueandyellowtrain, with NBN. pic.twitter.com/hwVXVdaDoZ
Approaching Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/Oqf9sa4fne
Mon plan: 0707 train to Sydney (in progress); 0915 back repairs, Potts Point; work on the SEKRIT project; write for… https://t.co/wY77DkWQZM
@haruki_zaemon That’s what they want you to think.
@AndrewRJamieson @NewtonMark I agree about PINs being dead, but can the US really jump ahead? So much of it is a technological backwater.
@garthk Now that you’ve discovered how run numbers work you’re going to obsess over them, aren’t you.
RT @NewtonMark: It’s almost as if @nbn_australia is finding out that CVC charges are a brake on achievable performance and broadband adopti…
@NewtonMark … and as many folks in the replies also rightly note. https://t.co/eoM0dT0Mx5
As Mr @NewtonMark right notes… https://t.co/6Z14hw0D6F
@paulkidd It’s going to be a beautiful day. Glad I’ll be down in Sydney, actually.
Heh. Nice. https://t.co/tGzembS2ng
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/Bhm2eyTHN-Z/
RT @stilgherrian: To be fair, “Tucker Carlson and Sex-Crazed Pandas†would be excellent television, if done right. https://t.co/kTGNDuHpPV
ICYMI, here are all the cyber things I wrote in Canberra last week. They’re very cyber, and they cover a range of t… https://t.co/4kVzInhQSo
RT @DrBenLitherland: This is literally the funniest take I have ever read. “Real PhDs are much too smart to be drawn into arguments on soci…
RT @AlexCSinger16: Fun fact: This picture is NOT from last night as Mike Pence is mysteriously in the room while also out of the country.…
RT @garthk: Enjoying this analogy for Big Data and ML. https://t.co/DKqjlJqdUM
Hey @CptHollingworth, the Triffids are sending us a coded warning. pic.twitter.com/ZmcnnCNM4h
RT @mengival: Conservative policy card. #cdnpoli #onpoli #abpoli https://t.co/9hQCMjy6nV
This starcruiser’s cloaking device is slightly faultypic.twitter.com/IPWGACGDXdXd
This is fine. https://t.co/Q8ql6kTk6R
RT @jturner_ibrs: For #RSA2018 attendees, this will be a session that I expect will be hilarious. https://t.co/CRechIX4KS
@NewtonMark @simonhackett This is an experiment which deserves to be conducted.
RT @B_Hay: Remember: always read Trump’s parentheticals as if sung by backup singers. https://t.co/NjRnJd78wa
@simonhackett @NewtonMark The first eight seconds or so sound exactly like a vacuum cleaner I once had.
This is very @SnarkyPlatypus content. https://t.co/lObli1deIQ
@R_Chirgwin @marcuskelson Well I know I do.
RT @NeinQuarterly: From the #NeinManifesto. The #FailedIntellectual’s guide to living in troubled times. https://t.co/at7VnYkE7F https://t.…
@BillBailey It’s almost complete chaos, Mr Bailey. https://t.co/5FgrVlnktV https://t.co/RK99H7WOiT
This always was such a classy* TV commercial… https://t.co/QjRHczWo4w
RT @NickBryantNY: “I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.” The inimitable and in…
RT @ABC: This man in Toronto bought a raccoon-proof garbage bin.
“Challenge accepted.†—The raccoon, probably. https://t.co/lK7Slvhww6 htt…
To be fair, “Tucker Carlson and Sex-Crazed Pandas†would be excellent television, if done right. https://t.co/kTGNDuHpPV
Mon plan, early draft: 0707 train to Sydney; 0915 back repairs, Potts Point; work on the SEKRIT project; write for… https://t.co/mNXszrxyD8
Monday. The table should be next to cupboard. Monday.