Gorn.
@kcarruthers @CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @servantofchaos I can’t think now. Will do it in the morning.
@franksting @Retrovertigo @beneltham Potato potato.
Goddammit why do these things keep missing? https://t.co/p55zaf0zjC
@kcarruthers @CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @servantofchaos I should mention this is max capac… https://t.co/FpZC6l5IRq
@Retrovertigo @beneltham It’s not his fault. He’s just a private in this army. (OK, he signed up for it.)
@riskybusiness @beneltham Walkley winning yarn, without a doubt.
@kcarruthers @CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @servantofchaos You can work that out with… https://t.co/fDsoPFm8xN
@kcarruthers @CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @servantofchaos Well Waratah and Banksia are 6—7 p… https://t.co/9mGKc1sCL1
beneltham Some poor bloke at News got assigned to writing a whole piece of clickbait about my tweet pic.twitter.com/uuyVuK2iAB
@kcarruthers @CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @servantofchaos Looks like the whole place is free that weekend.
@kcarruthers @CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @servantofchaos He’ll have long since gone to bed.… https://t.co/fuZrm7SqWM
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb @DavidFeng This is also true. https://t.co/SVm9MfB8c3
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb @DavidFeng More seriously, as I tweeted earlier, this takes… https://t.co/uC5c6Res3G
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Yeah @DavidFeng is already trying to jump the claim on a sa… https://t.co/Y8xi7CHbIt
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Don’t you start buying into this, you Commie bastard!
@itgrrl Not quite, but that reminds me that I’m talking about my cyber weather report thoughts on @abcperth in the… https://t.co/IhfSRYlFFU
@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @SallyRMelb I don’t know but I’m willing to go there and take a look.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb It’s a LONG way from the Nine Dash Line.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Seriously, that’s the entire thing. Once a week a C-130 flies in supplies,… https://t.co/J75Ftrlnff
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Operation OzSpratley!
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Like I tweeted before, it’s a patch of coral with a weather station, but n… https://t.co/5xtDKZnWoc
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb The US had it after WW2 but handed it back to Japan in 1968. “The station… https://t.co/0kCAuRw80K
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Micronesia is way to the south.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb There are no other claims, it seems. See the ’pedia page linked to for the… https://t.co/fI1bqFbkVJ
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @SallyRMelb It’s the blob on the far right. https://t.co/p7a2DJMeZ4 https://t.co/ImV43q9qtw
@kcarruthers @SallyRMelb Look at the history of that little patch of coral. It’ll be contested before you can say “Spratlyâ€.
“Researchers propose scheme to secure brain implants†https://t.co/yfCjsXGTuD Which when you think about it isn’t a… https://t.co/o6TH19t6pi
“The first Sherlock Holmes story was such a hit that Coning Doyle wrote 55 sequels, which is 4 more than ‘The Fast… https://t.co/k15cgFG9h5
@CosmicRami @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @annie_parker @kcarruthers @servantofchaos There’ll be closer convenient loca… https://t.co/TfjcuUOYrH
Watching “Cunk on Britain: The Third Episode†https://t.co/iavCSk6BBs
@joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @CosmicRami @annie_parker @kcarruthers @servantofchaos Yes, @R_Chirgwin is after bookings… https://t.co/z2pNqK77u3
@joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin @CosmicRami @annie_parker @kcarruthers @servantofchaos So re-opening this thread, I spoke… https://t.co/nFoGylNXd9
@engin_eer @FlyOpineMonkey @kcarruthers @australian @PeterPhelpsMLC The music was good.
@oberonsghost That sounds like something @kcarruthers or I would do.
@kcarruthers @engin_eer @australian We are terrible people.
@engin_eer @kcarruthers @australian I’ve spoken and participated in discussions at a classical liberal think tank. Does that count?
@engin_eer @kcarruthers @australian Not that I know.
RT @fredbenenson: @rachelbinx “I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task th…
Dr_Draper She’s talking about pizza, in case you’re wondering. pic.twitter.com/jZEsfNOKSa
@yabbie5674 @australian Cheap at half the price.
RT @jpwarren: A week in the lab can save you an hour in the library. https://t.co/5okL6b4JGS
RT @FailsWork: Who’s bright idea was it to undercoat the wood chipper red. https://t.co/wqNKmdseiM
“Millions of Apps Leak Private User Data Via Leaky Ad SDKs†https://t.co/nA9O5844G0
@KarlskiB @JonathanPieNews Life can be wonderful sometimes.
@KarlskiB @JonathanPieNews Dunno if he’s got a Perth show. He does have a home page on the World Wide Web though.
@PaulMcEwan6 Cool. All I’d be worried about is the date clashing with some annoying large-scale event.
@indigoid Nothing is set in stone. It’s possible the SEKRIT project will be too busy in May to make it possible then.
RT @SoVeryBritish: It’s so hot in Britain you could crack an egg on the pavement and it would just kind of sit there all raw
#heatwave
How much does the @australian pay to write a poorly-researched daily blog? Asking for a friend.
PaulBongiorno @phbarratt She knows a lot about white privilege
RT @phbarratt: I think Judith should stick to writing about things she knows about. https://t.co/W1nvSQi6RH
@JonathanPieNews I suppose I should get myself some tickets to @JonathanPieNews’ Sydney show, but first I need to f… https://t.co/8XMtYeHhAG
ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews “The Cold War Returns†https://t.co/s7wPgm2M5Z It’s good. It’s very good.
@indigoid I’m thinking about that right now, as it happens. Mid-May is looking quite possible.
@indigoid Heh. That is all such a wank, so it’s good to see tha@BetootaAdvocatete is on the case.
RT @CameronAtfield: . @abcbrisbane just reported Barbara Bush was the only American woman to be married to one president and to have given…
RT @oz_f: Important thing to remember about cannabis legalisation is that once it’s legal everyone will start smoking it, unlike the curren…
RT @GreenJ: i’m getting the impression that the entire finance sector is basically a racket.
@R_Chirgwin @ashabeeeee @dobes @JustJimWillDo @rohan_p It’s a PR firm in Singapore that seems to have a LOT of clie… https://t.co/KYqFeoRWvB
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p No, that’s part of a brand name, and I should’ve redacted that as well.
Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p, remember when words actually meant things? pic.twitter.com/2EY2itnKMM
Great @abcconvos: “How Australia’s first female detective took on Sydney’s razor gangs†https://t.co/Y30KVCejXm Lil… https://t.co/LO39Rpm5xm
@twiddlekins Mate, we all have our cross to bear. pic.twitter.com/S56E9JuFhs
@twiddlekins Brisbane is lovely. What are you on about?
Dear Brisbane, is there any reason why a Public House Forum podcast recording in your town on the afternoon of Sat… https://t.co/eIe91TF4A4
Nice discussion of “Tariffs & trade wars†with Marc Palen on the latest @HistoryHit https://t.co/NiYp1qDfZC
@BXGD That might be at the refining stage, I don’t know, but I do know that the ore deposits are limited. China and… https://t.co/dxdyfEphLX
If you haven’t listened to this podcast yet then you should. https://t.co/T600z0OmGW
RT @ISSarchaeology: As we were just saying! #spacearchaeology https://t.co/Mv9vfth0D6
RT @SixthTone: Woman found out the hard way that posing as a food courier and selling heroin with fried rice gets you a 4-year prison sente…
RT @TechnicallyRon: Lifehack: Turn any noun into an insult by simply putting ‘You absolute’ before it.
Examples:
You absolute drum
You abso…
“A-29s Carry Out One Third of Afghan Airstrikes†https://t.co/wxPxzlBPNr You can’t but love an aircraft called the… https://t.co/dQtdoqDCxT
Most voters want Turnbull government to tax more and reduce inequality, poll finds†https://t.co/yPiGbopght Sure, b… https://t.co/kt4YSyASzy
RT @jxeeno: Whipping together some quick before/after for #NBN FTTC in the Sydney region… (@DCoopes is probably working on more extensive…
@timfdavis @SnarkyPlatypus Interesting thought. I haven’t been following JP politics.
@eddit0r Definitely Pretty Abundant And Not At All In Demand Elements.
@voltagex I will not argue against this. Also, I’m covering @ASPI_org’s “Building Australia’s Strategy for Space†c… https://t.co/T4w66QB8Bi
I want it to last for ever and ever. https://t.co/VqGGVao9zC
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus It’s the sexiest 16 million tons of biogenic calcium phosphate grains in seabed sludge that… https://t.co/Xe4GFu8VHR
@SnarkyPlatypus America will be pissed off they handed that little chunk of coral, back to Japan. REOs are a seriou… https://t.co/bawVzT232T
@SnarkyPlatypus China just lost one heck of a bargaining chip. pic.twitter.com/oeFNeAbGJJ
@SnarkyPlatypus At least that means stability and coherence of diplomacy. More so than Certain Other Nations, anyway.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh and look, it’s only Japanese territory because there’s a tiny military base,… https://t.co/AsSxwJmKTR
@SnarkyPlatypus Because hey let’s ramp up East Asian trade tensions, right?
“Centuries worth of rare earth elements found in Japan’s EEZ†https://t.co/g9mEGgutbe This is kinda big. https://t.co/Gz6OBMTmEn
“This Unicorn-Themed ‘Inflatable Island’ in the Philippines Is the Magical Vacation Destination of Your Dreamsâ€â€¦ https://t.co/sdkPmSPCsV
“Microsoft, Facebook, dozens more sign Cybersecurity Tech Accord: At the start of the RSA conference, major technol… https://t.co/ej38zvXxf2
@SnarkyPlatypus @TheEconomist Yes, I see that now.
@TheEconomist @SnarkyPlatypus People have been floating this question, though.
@TheEconomist @SnarkyPlatypus Oh. I thought the “No†was all there was. I didn’t realise it needed further argument.
When @TheEconomist writes a troll op-ed, it writes a REALLY troll op-ed. Click through for the full effect. Attn:… https://t.co/RblBqco1iS
RT @NickyWill100: This needs the Beetoota Treatment https://t.co/Bj4lOsqxlG
JohnBirmingham I hated Morrissey before it was cool.
@dobes @jpwarren @munin I think I will be buying the whole book momentarily, assuming there’s a convenient electric version.
@dobes @egadheg @patbcaruana People who know how the alphabet works?
“Fiverr offered a glimpse at the new model worker: a fat, depressed con artist forever scheming against his comrade… https://t.co/qxgt4fQTIa
This story has the most excellent description of Yelp: “a website that allows anonymous semi-literates to post crit… https://t.co/Ms0V1Wb1C2
@jpwarren You should social that up like a complete digital. Ah yes, so we did.
Obviously this was meant to read “as we used to call itâ€, but my phone decided to help*. https://t.co/LiwAt6lPuB
@munin Yeah that’s all still unfolding too.
This quote has not aged well. https://t.co/BtC5idnvi4
This is not a thing. https://t.co/H8BijB1OFe
We also had verbs other than “driveâ€, but I don’t think anyone remembers any of them any more.
Or as we’re uses to call it, “word of mouthâ€, back before “people talking to each other†became some sort of spooky… https://t.co/zYGiWaJ8kH
@jpwarren Ars’ninja! No, wait.
Aha! “Adapted from ‘Live Work Work Work Die: A Journey into the Savage Heart of Silicon Valley’, published by Metro… https://t.co/rBcdFlAUEh
This really is an excellent story. https://t.co/gungENwtho https://t.co/DRIkfwORsc
RT @Serrels: Breaking: people donated actual real life money to buy a billionaire a couch. https://t.co/W2ngPeBMwE
@dobes @rohan_p I, too, am working in the yarnspace. pic.twitter.com/KJGG0CvnRF
“How to get rich quick in Silicon Valley†https://t.co/gungENwtho “Corey Pein @coreypein took his half-baked startu… https://t.co/0K67eUVTsk
@liamosaur @ashabeeeee @dobes @zackwhittaker @zdnetaustralia This is excellent not-news.
So seL4 now supports RISC-V. https://t.co/HzuL3JXVGo “This is a guide to setting up the 64-bit RISC-V tools and run… https://t.co/06OC9m99Qb
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I, too, have an approachable passionfruit sweetness. https://t.co/CbiClYuxL9
@oberonsghost @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Now THAT’s thinking.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus “The Great Passion Pop Tour of 2018â€!
@scott_thewspot Branding is a fascinating adventure.
@dobes This is wonderful news and @SnarkyPlatypus needs to know about it. https://t.co/CbiClYuxL9
@dobes @munin @liamosaur @ashabeeeee @zackwhittaker @zdnetaustralia It me!
@munin @dobes @liamosaur @ashabeeeee @zackwhittaker @zdnetaustralia None. It was like 10am or something.
@NewtonMark Nicely done. Maybe I should review some key locations, in order to help* the process.
@dobes @liamosaur @ashabeeeee @zackwhittaker @zdnetaustralia Remember when I was an Easter Rabbit on the television? https://t.co/NUG5zAbgdU
Fizzy drinks are the ultimate reality.
The Wikipedia entry needs updating, but the 2013 revenue of Monster Beverage was US$2.246 billion. https://t.co/Pay0g5T51P Fightin’ the Man!
… this is reality. Monster Beverage sold all its non-energy drink brands to Coca-Cola in 2015, in return for Coca… https://t.co/sdLQI4iVyj
So, kids, this is satire, of course, but… https://t.co/96xl16XaxA
@ashabeeeee @dobes @zackwhittaker @zdnetaustralia Black rabbit hacker, white rabbit hacker. (Should we bring… https://t.co/srYVqq2hCz
The system works*. https://t.co/zsmnf2IMJp
@SnarkyPlatypus Heaven forfend!
@CptHollingworth It’s worrying that they’ve taken over Hansard.
@SnarkyPlatypus Also, it’s fair to say that the Lutherans were more evangelical, wanting to convert the Indigenous… https://t.co/oRJ6JlBjSI
@SnarkyPlatypus See later in the thread. It was Calvinists vs Lutherans rather than Catholics vs Lutherans. Check t… https://t.co/s4zTzhCGyh
RT @deerscritches: i cant stop thinking about that shoebill that just picked up a duck and threw it because it was in the way. power move.…
Exactly. https://t.co/824KxM2r96
RT @KarlskiB: It’s almost like twitters “â€â€â€data scienceâ€â€â€â€ division are a bunch of engineers and coders with zero stats experience who ar…
Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee I have a suggestion for the @zdnetaustralia style guide. https://t.co/wH2kgp6Cng
RT @sholtomac: Centuries worth of rare earth elements found in Japan’s EEZ https://t.co/1WnfTO44qA > interesting story. clanger of a senten…
Wed plan, third draft following a rubbish morning: 1200 phone meeting; 1315 train to Katoomba; 1400 another phone m… https://t.co/F9mz2YxW44
RT @CptHollingworth: “Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.” https://t.co/KZFjRxcyTY
RT @TonyWarren1: @BOM_au I love this. A 21 page analysis of what is actually going on using data. Sure beats the hell out of inane stories…
RT @BOM_au: We have published a Special Climate Statement exploring the highly unseasonal hot spell experienced by much of Australia at the…
RT @pleasedontatme: looks like inner west council publishes maps of where the NIMBYs live https://t.co/JTy3DzBgrK
RT @larry_irving: Cambridge Analytica and the Internet Research Agency aren’t notable because of sophisticated new techniques, but for how…
RT @carolecadwalla: Wow. This is BIG. @Arron_banks, are you listening to Brittany Kaiser give evidence? She’s talking about transferring da…
Brefugees @rach0907 @carolecadwalla @Arron_banks @LeaveEUOfficial @jdwtwats @Dyson And a few others for posterity… pic.twitter.com/ZFzVpGZyCW
RT @Brefugees: @rach0907 @carolecadwalla @Arron_banks @LeaveEUOfficial @jdwtwats @Dyson Got a few here because they remained cached on my d…
RT @Brefugees: @rach0907 @carolecadwalla @Arron_banks @LeaveEUOfficial @jdwtwats The crux of the thread was that Wetherspoons deleted their…
RT @MalwareJake: When the infosec team has to drag the business to adopting security - and they lack the budget for even the most basic too…
Well that kinda worked, I guess.
Unscheduled nap time. Back soon.
RT @JoshBBornstein: Unemployment has not improved & under-employment has hit a record high https://t.co/IleBJyn6Ls
Why should I …pic.twitter.com/d3xKWDLAhwhw
“Sydney plans ignore problems facing residents to sell city to the world†https://t.co/I8VzwWx7LQ In other news, it’s a day with a Y in it.
@nancycato1 @R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app Yes. I should.
@R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app @nancycato1 Yes thank you, Richard. I just went outside for a moment, copped a lungful of b… https://t.co/8KFmN7bpPI
RT @jpwarren: Doooo iiiitttt! https://t.co/GX9yiAIZ7w
This is an excellent poll that deserves to be retweeted to and voted on by a wide variety of people. https://t.co/nLds2IazAJ
RT @alliecoyne: The number of Amazon and Google IPs Russia has banned in an attempt to block Telegram has now risen to 16 million (!) https…
@nancycato1 @CARROT_app Will this goddam asteroid never come?
Utopiana *snort* pic.twitter.com/hRi9VXohQr
Rob_Stott How do I get on The Oz’s “fuck sharks” beat pic.twitter.com/w3HyVWEhnK
@nancycato1 Not according to @CARROT_app, though. pic.twitter.com/RfeAaaGKNH
@nancycato1 With any luck, yes.
matthew_d_green The outcome of the Telegram/Amazon/Russia blocking fiasco will be:
I strongly support Ms Cato’s Modest Proposal. https://t.co/qmrLpMpVay
RT @discoposse: Enterprise https://t.co/4Q7twl5g4Y
TheLoveBel0w I feel like this needs to be posted periodically to refresh people’s memories. pic.twitter.com/ZqB4PX4tlv
@bastardsheep I can’t look at it unbiasedly. I strongly believe that employment (or anything else) should not const… https://t.co/nSBhlxDuys
@RanTLaw So I guess Commcare is off to the… High Court? Or Federal Court first?
RT @Thetribalmind: It may often be biased and sensationalist, but you have to enjoy the way the Daily Telly does its corrections. @GreenJ h…
RT @samanthamaiden: Bad Santa @ScottMorrisonMP rang the Acting PM (seen here dressed as a Christmas elf) at 11pm at night to berate him for…
“Now� https://t.co/9FLiBIwfja
“Distorted crankcase†I guess. https://t.co/cXKMHPhaBo
This strikes me as an important legal decision. https://t.co/6GZYBmSm3P
RT @lanesainty: Former public servant Michaela Banerji was sacked for tweeting about Australia’s refugee & asylum seeker policy. Four and a…
paul_haine Rare photo of a hippo standing on a piece of Lego pic.twitter.com/NuPqFOTTpL
Can you 3D print a blockchain? I’m guessing you’d need AI to do that.
damnyouwillis all aboard threepio’s Fuck Bus pic.twitter.com/a8beBlEobo
RT @sallymcmanus: She’s really not my type. https://t.co/7aA1T6hab5
Wed plan, second draft: Slow start, alas, but there are reasons; head to Katoomba library for SEKRIT project work,… https://t.co/lMr8DnTNjp
@Craig_A_Batty @zdnetaustralia All good, thank you.
@awelder I’ve sometimes described to students to “human centipede of news†but this is a slightly different topology.
I just heard @BobbyChesney on @NSLpodcast use the term “the trolletariat†and I approve.
RT @NatReconOfc: The Poppy’s mission, 1962-1977, was to search for & collect electronic intelligence signals, known as ELINT, from Soviet U…
“Liberal stalwart expected to resign over link to alleged mobster†https://t.co/XHjFawqnke Mr Tony De Domenico “co… https://t.co/Bgh3J2Qhg0
Pandamoanimum This, to me, is still the best ever opening paragraph on Wikipedia. pic.twitter.com/jiJpM90Slu
Wed plan, first draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; breaks at 1200 and 1400 for SEKRIT project work, and also at othe… https://t.co/EYDQqPpXMw
RT @j_hutch: Because nothing says “legitimate investment†like an ICO by Cambridge Analytica and a Macau gangster named Broken Tooth. https…
This would never work in Australia, because half the political “journalists†don’t know any other kind of “journali… https://t.co/iGr1uV71Y8
RT @JohnJohnsonson: Telegraph editor: “How can we keep the Liberals in power? I know! We’ll make Scott Morrison look like he isn’t the worl…
keano81 I feel like this might be a bit much, even for East London pic.twitter.com/cReZRIqzPe
David_Cormack Not a good take. pic.twitter.com/cUhTAyNBDq
@PeteLawler Fountain pen is also allowed.
Wednesday. Take a copy and join the dots. Wednesday.