Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 20th, 2018

Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactions” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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I’m told this is from a place called /r/Bitcoin, whatever that is.` pic.twitter.com/0BmuYdHRqV

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@voltagex @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p OK, Mr @AlanKohler, will you be talking about the Vomiting Camel on the television?

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@JustJimWillDo @smidgey @CaseyBriggs “Proceeded” always sounds a bit copper-speak to me. Do submarines proceed in an orderly fashion?

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@CaseyBriggs Maybe something related to its speed or intent? Cruised / crept / raced / etc? @JustJimWillDo can you help here?

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@nnwakelam And shall we start on Jasmine’s ignorance of the reality of the autism spectrum? No, I don’t think we need to.

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Here we go. “Programmers with Social Skills” meetup.com/meetup-group-b… Five members so far. pic.twitter.com/CpSGvKdbNz

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Wow. Who’s the stupid cunt who posted this? twitter.com/msharp/status/…

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@dekrazee1 Set fire to the pub. You know it’s the right thing to do.

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You too can listen to this at radio.abc.net.au/stations/RN/li… or on the ABC Listen app. I have no idea why I am plugging this show.

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I am listening to this, because I have no life. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@davidfickling @kcarruthers I know that Dwight D Eisenhower invented pizza.

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Viss wow, the spin.
they’re treating it like a breach, not like they should have known better and could have completely..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q1

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@davidfickling @kcarruthers Indeed. I’m across this one. :) Fun times ahead, right?

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Acid”
in “Ambassador” pic.twitter.com/rWKffFXJfh

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CrimeADay 18 USC §42(b) & 50 CFR §14.151(b) make it a federal crime to import two unrelated, post-pubescent, same-sex flying lemurs in a single cage.

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The “difficult” process that’s navigated by anyone opening a pie shop or craft brewery, or flogging some artisanal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dj

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@kcarruthers I can’t figure out what’s going on here at all, can you Kate? pic.twitter.com/M2SspWnHeD

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kcarruthers Looking forward to China asserting same right to freedom of navigation off the coast of Australia: Australian warsh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t8

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TechCrunch A flaw-by-flaw guide to Facebook’s new GDPR privacy changes tcrn.ch/2JSDqWa by @JoshConstine pic.twitter.com/B5YNerp7KA

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“French 75 is a cocktail made from gin, Champagne, lemon juice, and sugar.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_75… HT @kcarruthers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DU

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derridalicious Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected

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“In Comey memos, Trump fixates on ‘hookers,’ frets over Flynn” from @AP apnews.com/e29d5563fc0c45… And here’s the 15 p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fO

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@kcarruthers @WarOnTheRocks @LorenRaeDeJ When do you escape from Shopping Mall Island, Kate?

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ashabeeeee Good from CSIRO twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…

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@t_mu @gathgwyn And become more furballish moment by moment, both in diameter and in fluffiness.

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I say, @auda, to lose one director may be regarded as a misfortune…

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Kxyne Email from “PayPal <invite@mail.paypal-survey.com>” about a survey, via decipher inc, via Sendgrid. No wonder users..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0V

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joshgnosis Not the cul de sac! pic.twitter.com/tECXTGHsof

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@chris_stevenson @cxi Gay men are some of the most misogynistic of all.

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“Those Germans don’t like US clouds: Bundescloud, Bundescloud uber alles” diversity.net.nz/those-germans-…

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cxi Aww. SFBro1 is explaining to SFBro2 how he’s the best thing known to tech and he is the best person at his company.

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cxi When SFBros start their conversation off with “the problem with ladies is…” you KNOW you’re about to be in for so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jy

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BirdingBeijing 60 years ago today, Beijing began a war against sparrows as part of the “Four Pests campaign”. It was a disaster an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7U

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ClickHole After An Island-Wide Blackout Left Millions Of Puerto Ricans Without Power, This Amazing Charity Air-Dropped Printo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZJ

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@28481k @techoglot @TorSamundsett This is true, and the gap is growing ever wider, from what I understand.

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@juhasaarinen You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a Wankel, baby
Right round round round.

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@techoglot @TorSamundsett No need to apologise. It was a compulsory joke. Five points. Cinq points.

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@CptHollingworth Just to be clear, I’m definitely not doing it right now, while talking with you. Definitely.

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@ennuitoo @thelaughingsub Wow. I haven’t heard that word for ages.

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@CptHollingworth I nicked my silmarils once, when I was, um, shaving down there.

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samhighley Animal husbandry in a box ift.tt/2HMyhyp pic.twitter.com/e15OGv0N5w

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@thelaughingsub Note how this is done, boy and girls. China gives laptops to Vanuatu’s MPs. dailypost.vu/news/chinese-c…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5z

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Well don’t they all look so happy to be there! twitter.com/SusanStrongman…

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“Turnbull confirms Solomon Islands subsea cable’ by @thelaughingsub
zdnet.com/article/turnbu… “Malcolm Turnbull has c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G2

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I will listen to this, because I have no life. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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troyhunt I’m also curious about what make your first car was, your favourite colour and your mother’s maiden name twitter.com/myheritage/sta…

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When I become Tsar of Australia, I will position snipers to execute any person who starts up any device powered by a two-stroke engine.

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Fri plan, lunchtime update: Work on the SEKRIT editorial project, including 1330 phone meeting (proceeding adequate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WZ

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lachlanhardy I clapped on @Medium.

Have I engaged?

I feel so dirty.

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@munin @Bitdefender I haven’t got that far yet. I plan to poke around on the weekend. But don’t we have some solid lists of who does what?

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@dobes @joshgnosis She does the rounds each month under an assumed name.

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“Victoria wants data misuse provisions included in face-matching system” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/victor…

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Interesting. @Bitdefender Antivirus now includes a VPN (Hotspot Shield) on a freemium model. 200Mb/day free. Annual..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w2

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@BundyB “Just press your buttocks against any webcam. You will be recognised by your unique Sphincterprint™.”

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“Palantir Knows Everything
About You” bloomberg.com/features/2018-… That’s Peter Thiel’s company.

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hackerfantastic RSA leaked all the attendees personal details via unsecured public facing API’s using hard coded credentials in a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Os

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@JustJimWillDo And then a cormorant would fly into it.

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RealNickHodge Convenient. twitter.com/justinknol/sta…

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clutterbells By the hairs on my skinny chin chin chin! pic.twitter.com/gfm2cJBF2V

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smurray38 *rubs temples slowly* twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@AlboMP Um, @AlboMP, this is not what a protection racket is.

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webdirections @stilgherrian conference apps, a solution in search of a problem. We get so many approaches about these, and I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bm

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@t_mu @gathgwyn That could prove difficult, though I could check.

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@jpwarren Accounting sometimes includes multiplying.

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ClickHole 7 Of The Least Depressing Rest Areas To Stop At While You’re Driving To Another State To Get An Abortion..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…45

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joshgnosis Foxtel’s formatting makes the TM bigger than the nbn. pic.twitter.com/kZhPjBGzzL

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TheOnion Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Y5

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@jpwarren Barnaby Joyce is an accountant, isn’t he?

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“Nation-state hackers attempted to use Equifax vulnerability against DoD, NSA official says” cyberscoop.com/dod-apache-str…

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“Facebook moves 1.5bn users out of reach of new European privacy law” theguardian.com/technology/201… Class act, these guys.

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@wobster @SnarkyPlatypus I’m liking the sound of Shinmal Maru.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is actually worth reading just to see our Prime Minister at work. And to then ponder the prosp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ps

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@ladyhana @SnarkyPlatypus Or at least they should be, providing as they do a valuable social service. (Don’t get me started.)

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Craig_A_Batty @firstdogonmoon

Hi, Mr Doggo.

The April crowdfund for phone credit for refugees on and is almost o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n7

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MichaelPascoe01 Funny that the AMP board makes it sound like disclosures were news to them - the issue has been public k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zw

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johnwilander 😂…🤔.twitter.com/safety_canada/…DF3f

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@SnarkyPlatypus You can translate from the German for yourselves.

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Of course he has. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus and other watchers of regional Arschleckenpolitik. twitter.com/Rashidajourno/…

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daveirl Rejecting apostrophes in surnames on the IRISH electoral register website is a fairly genius move pic.twitter.com/fYIgkfQmTM

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tathamoddie Microsoft looking the most resilient here, with a diverse set of revenue streams. twitter.com/LukeHarries_/s…

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haroonmeer Part of the / trade show silliness, is being gouged & paying 3x - 5x for everything. (power, carpets, etc)

R..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LM

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@gathgwyn Fri plan, supplemental: I’m based in Ashfield for the next few weeks, so if you’ve been wanting to organi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…V3

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); much work on the SEKRIT editorial project, including 1330 phone meeting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TF

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Rob_Stott This week:
– Vic Liberals want to debate conversion therapy
– Health Minister won’t condemn it
– Acting PM wontwitter.com/i/web/status/9…0XO492fh

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thatstevetaylor AMP: We charge clients for doing nothing.
CBA: Amateurs! We charge dead clients for doing nothing.

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wolfcat My train is in there somewhere pic.twitter.com/NTrrb0j73T

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dobes That’s one. twitter.com/annelisenews/s…

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jamesrbuk “No HMRC official would ever write such a letter,” he said. “This is the United Kingdom for God’s sake, not some th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vF

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jeamland Who says romance is dead? pic.twitter.com/M6uLw89KQ1

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rtraister [raised hand emoji]: excuse me, sir…I just have a super-quick follow up regarding several previous centuries and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bu

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@Viss @svblxyz Why do you hate Trash Huffing?

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@Viss It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. I don’t have time to rant about this one, so maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…L2

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@Viss @svblxyz Is there anything happening at RSAC that ISN’T related to, or at least trying to relate to, GDPR?

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@Viss You’re doing the Lord’s work.

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@stufromoz Thank you, but you are behind the pace, sir. A couple of people have already drawn this to my attention.

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Reasons to NEVER use the conference app provided by the organisers. twitter.com/Viss/status/98…

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@Craig_A_Batty @zdnetaustralia That’s not news. That’s a desperate hope.

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This is a reasonable definition of Site Reliability Engineer (SRE). twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@zdnetaustralia Remember, folks, if the headline doesn’t have “cyber” in it it’s not worth reading.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactions” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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NewtonMark Yep, messaging. That’s totally what he failed at. Messaging. twitter.com/AP/status/9870…

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jpwarren Any Melbourne based SRE types looking for a gig? Slide into my DMs.

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Friday. Fill its mouth with sand. Friday.

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