Gorn.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactions†https://t.co/15dAmh3PE3
I’m told this is from a place called /r/Bitcoin, whatever that is.pic.twitter.com/0BmuYdHRqVqV
@voltagex @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p OK, Mr @AlanKohler, will you be talking about the Vomiting Camel on the television?
@voltagex Or wow, @voltagex! Even the series title is wonderful. https://t.co/PwU4WruL5J @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p https://t.co/IzfwfVppdC
@JustJimWillDo @smidgey @CaseyBriggs “Proceeded†always sounds a bit copper-speak to me. Do submarines proceed in an orderly fashion?
@smidgey @CaseyBriggs @JustJimWillDo Submarines can go deeper than that.
@smidgey @CaseyBriggs @JustJimWillDo You’re helping, I see.
@CaseyBriggs Maybe something related to its speed or intent? Cruised / crept / raced / etc? @JustJimWillDo can you help here?
@dfblokes Definitely.
@nnwakelam And shall we start on Jasmine’s ignorance of the reality of the autism spectrum? No, I don’t think we need to.
@nnwakelam Indeed. Hilarious, isn’t it.
One for @BuzzFeedOz, possibly. https://t.co/z862yu1iUt
Here we go. “Programmers with Social Skills†https://t.co/JerjHvOP2e Five members so far. https://t.co/CpSGvKdbNz
@tacticalmaid @RealNickHodge You become more horrible by the moment.
@tacticalmaid @RealNickHodge I’ll get a forklift.
@Bedeapk Outstanding, Soldier.
@tacticalmaid @RealNickHodge Sod off, cyborg.
Wow. Who’s the stupid cunt who posted this? https://t.co/tKrpHNG2Nq
@Craig_A_Batty No, that can’t be right.
@dekrazee1 Set fire to the pub. You know it’s the right thing to do.
@PeteLawler No idea.
You too can listen to this at https://t.co/JNOslUmo5d or on the ABC Listen app. I have no idea why I am plugging this show.
I am listening to this, because I have no life. https://t.co/X0W8yMWynE
@davidfickling @kcarruthers I know that Dwight D Eisenhower invented pizza.
RT @Viss: wow, the spin.
they’re treating it like a breach, not like they should have known better and could have completely avoided it. ht…
@davidfickling @kcarruthers Indeed. I’m across this one. :) Fun times ahead, right?
best_in_dumbest We put the “Acid”
in “Ambassador” pic.twitter.com/rWKffFXJfh
RT @CrimeADay: 18 USC §42(b) & 50 CFR §14.151(b) make it a federal crime to import two unrelated, post-pubescent, same-sex flying lemurs in…
The “difficult†process that’s navigated by anyone opening a pie shop or craft brewery, or flogging some artisanal… https://t.co/fNhUSGMCDj
@kcarruthers I can’t figure out what’s going on here at all, can you Kapic.twitter.com/M2SspWnHeDnHeD
RT @kcarruthers: Looking forward to China asserting same right to freedom of navigation off the coast of Australia: Australian warships ‘ch…
RT @TechCrunch: A flaw-by-flaw guide to Facebook’s new GDPR privacy changes https://t.co/rQaAobPACi by @joshconstine https://t.co/B5YNerp7KA
@kcarruthers @WarOnTheRocks @LorenRaeDeJ @FadeLeft I am not a fan of Shopping Mall Island.
“French 75 is a cocktail made from gin, Champagne, lemon juice, and sugar.†https://t.co/l5JsQOZKPa HT @kcarruthers… https://t.co/L1S6m38GDU
RT @derridalicious: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected
@kcarruthers @WarOnTheRocks @LorenRaeDeJ @FadeLeft What?
@kcarruthers @WarOnTheRocks @LorenRaeDeJ @FadeLeft Why are you like this?
“In Comey memos, Trump fixates on ‘hookers,’ frets over Flynn†from @AP https://t.co/tsDJFOPdyS And here’s the 15 p… https://t.co/AZ1YrT4OfO
@kcarruthers @WarOnTheRocks @LorenRaeDeJ When do you escape from Shopping Mall Island, Kate?
RT @ashabeeeee: Good from CSIRO https://t.co/fC3pSgSlTn
I say, @auda, to lose one director may be regarded as a misfortune…
RT @Kxyne: Email from “PayPal <invite@mail.paypal-survey.com>” about a survey, via decipher inc, via Sendgrid. No wonder users are always g…
joshgnosis Not the cul de sac! pic.twitter.com/tECXTGHsof
@chris_stevenson @cxi Gay men are some of the most misogynistic of all.
“Those Germans don’t like US clouds: Bundescloud, Bundescloud uber alles†https://t.co/JHxF6Kl9xm
cxi Aww. SFBro1 is explaining to SFBro2 how he’s the best thing known to tech and he is the best person at his company.
RT @cxi: When SFBros start their conversation off with “the problem with ladies is…” you KNOW you’re about to be in for some classic miso…
RT @BirdingBeijing: 60 years ago today, Beijing began a war against sparrows as part of the “Four Pests campaignâ€. It was a disaster and a…
RT @ClickHole: After An Island-Wide Blackout Left Millions Of Puerto Ricans Without Power, This Amazing Charity Air-Dropped Printouts Of Th…
@munin Meanwhile… https://t.co/7b0YlY65lE
Aha! This would make sense. @munin https://t.co/VSiilg6td3
@28481k @techoglot @TorSamundsett This is true, and the gap is growing ever wider, from what I understand.
@juhasaarinen You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a Wankel, baby
Right round round round.
@techoglot @TorSamundsett No need to apologise. It was a compulsory joke. Five points. Cinq points.
YES YOU WOULD. https://t.co/RRgvGYnVfQ
I HOPE SO. https://t.co/uH4HgLY8ym
@CptHollingworth Just to be clear, I’m definitely not doing it right now, while talking with you. Definitely.
@ennuitoo @thelaughingsub Wow. I haven’t heard that word for ages.
@CptHollingworth I nicked my silmarils once, when I was, um, shaving down there.
@marcuskelson But doesn’t she smile?
HONK RECOGNITION SYSTEMS. #honk https://t.co/cThbb04Zpo
samhighley Animal husbandry in a box ift.tt/2HMyhyp pic.twitter.com/e15OGv0N5w
Well don’t they all look so happy to be there! https://t.co/x9PF8bN7rE
“Turnbull confirms Solomon Islands subsea cable’ by @thelaughingsub
https://t.co/uzJABla77T “Malcolm Turnbull has c… https://t.co/KUTTY70hG2
I will listen to this, because I have no life. https://t.co/X0W8yMEWZ4
This is a difficult choice. https://t.co/OvXeRpWtDq
@zzap China is a big place.
@zzap Shoebox under the bed.
It will have been worth it. https://t.co/MIys1SZMQd
When I become Tsar of Australia, I will position snipers to execute any person who starts up any device powered by a two-stroke engine.
Fri plan, lunchtime update: Work on the SEKRIT editorial project, including 1330 phone meeting (proceeding adequate… https://t.co/yYepgOciWZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/Lh29t5qQMk
lachlanhardy I clapped on @Medium.
Have I engaged?
I feel so dirty.
@munin @Bitdefender I haven’t got that far yet. I plan to poke around on the weekend. But don’t we have some solid lists of who does what?
@dobes @joshgnosis She does the rounds each month under an assumed name.
“Victoria wants data misuse provisions included in face-matching system†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/YAu9WP8dNr
Interesting. @Bitdefender Antivirus now includes a VPN (Hotspot Shield) on a freemium model. 200Mb/day free. Annual… https://t.co/h8xc7BODw2
@BundyB @bastardsheep [Blinks]
@bastardsheep @BundyB You have ruined my lunch.
@BundyB “Just press your buttocks against any webcam. You will be recognised by your unique Sphincterprintâ„¢.â€
“Palantir Knows Everything
About You†https://t.co/jHysmRafr0 That’s Peter Thiel’s company.
RT @hackerfantastic: RSA leaked all the attendees personal details via unsecured public facing API’s using hard coded credentials in a mobi…
@JustJimWillDo And then a cormorant would fly into it.
This is just showing off. https://t.co/gDfYisbuIw
RT @RealNickHodge: Convenient. https://t.co/syBZUrpToY
clutterbells By the hairs on my skinny chin chin chin! pic.twitter.com/gfm2cJBF2V
You had me at “duck onesieâ€. https://t.co/3wHcS5TuLM
RT @smurray38: *rubs temples slowly* https://t.co/V7kRD6px5Q
@twcau No, just being practical.
Vegemite is a powerful drug. https://t.co/omnSXcD14x
@darrenpauli Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/rm4liX40G6
RT @webdirections: @stilgherrian conference apps, a solution in search of a problem. We get so many approaches about these, and I have neve…
@webdirections Indeed.
@jpwarren Accounting sometimes includes multiplying.
RT @ClickHole: 7 Of The Least Depressing Rest Areas To Stop At While You’re Driving To Another State To Get An Abortion https://t.co/cOHdBK 
joshgnosis Foxtel’s formatting makes the TM bigger than the nbn. pic.twitter.com/kZhPjBGzzL
RT @TheOnion: Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been https://t.co/lYCV5Oqf8p https:/…
@jpwarren Barnaby Joyce is an accountant, isn’t he?
“Nation-state hackers attempted to use Equifax vulnerability against DoD, NSA official says†https://t.co/Kk1eEHv7NK
“Facebook moves 1.5bn users out of reach of new European privacy law†https://t.co/QG1vAYv4KR Class act, these guys.
@aspientiae Exactly.
@wobster @SnarkyPlatypus I’m liking the sound of Shinmal Maru.
@SnarkyPlatypus This is actually worth reading just to see our Prime Minister at work. And to then ponder the prosp… https://t.co/d4mg8dWGps
@ladyhana @SnarkyPlatypus Or at least they should be, providing as they do a valuable social service. (Don’t get me started.)
RT @Craig_A_Batty: @firstdogonmoon
Hi, Mr Doggo.
The April crowdfund for phone credit for refugees on #Manus and #Nauru is almost over.…
RT @MichaelPascoe01: Funny that the AMP board makes it sound like #BankingRC disclosures were news to them - the issue has been public know…
RT @johnwilander: 😂…🤔…😢 https://t.co/MPz92tDF3f
@ladyhana @SnarkyPlatypus But also an appropriate word.
@SnarkyPlatypus You can translate from the German for yourselves.
Of course he has. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus and other watchers of regional Arschleckenpolitik. https://t.co/003nuFncrx
daveirl Rejecting apostrophes in surnames on the IRISH electoral register website is a fairly genius move pic.twitter.com/fYIgkfQmTM
RT @tathamoddie: Microsoft looking the most resilient here, with a diverse set of revenue streams. https://t.co/2PfL2lVmbS
RT @haroonmeer: Part of the #RSAC / trade show silliness, is being gouged & paying 3x - 5x for everything. (power, carpets, etc)
Rent a 55…
@gathgwyn Fri plan, supplemental: I’m based in Ashfield for the next few weeks, so if you’ve been wanting to organi… https://t.co/z9omMdODV3
Fri plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); much work on the SEKRIT editorial project, including 1330 phone meeting… https://t.co/5Zpu9YUeTF
RT @Rob_Stott: This week:
— Vic Liberals want to debate conversion therapy
— Health Minister won’t condemn it
— Acting PM won’t condemn it…
thatstevetaylor AMP: We charge clients for doing nothing.
CBA: Amateurs! We charge dead clients for doing nothing.
#bankingRC
RT @wolfcat: My train is in there somewhere #melbweather #metrotrains https://t.co/NTrrb0j73T
RT @dobes: That’s one. https://t.co/xhSbbPngzu
RT @jamesrbuk: “No HMRC official would ever write such a letter,†he said. “This is the United Kingdom for God’s sake, not some third world…
jeamland Who says romance is dead? pic.twitter.com/M6uLw89KQ1
RT @rtraister: [raised hand emoji]: excuse me, sir…I just have a super-quick follow up regarding several previous centuries and also the…
@Viss It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. I don’t have time to rant about this one, so maybe… https://t.co/KMIIhbatL2
@Viss @svblxyz Is there anything happening at RSAC that ISN’T related to, or at least trying to relate to, GDPR?
@Viss You’re doing the Lord’s work.
@stufromoz Thank you, but you are behind the pace, sir. A couple of people have already drawn this to my attention.
Reasons to NEVER use the conference app provided by the organisers. https://t.co/EM7R6qWdDR
@Craig_A_Batty @zdnetaustralia That’s not news. That’s a desperate hope.
This is a reasonable definition of Site Reliability Engineer (SRE). https://t.co/etZ746PNo5
@zdnetaustralia Remember, folks, if the headline doesn’t have “cyber†in it it’s not worth reading.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactions†https://t.co/15dAmhlqvB
RT @NewtonMark: Yep, messaging. That’s totally what he failed at. Messaging. https://t.co/qgWfEToPbT
jpwarren Any Melbourne based SRE types looking for a gig? Slide into my DMs.
Awwww how sweet, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/MpmvRdsn54
Friday. Fill its mouth with sand. Friday.