OK I am going away now.
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll take my cue fro@DavidFengng.
I’d be totally fucked.
The crime was “stirring up trouble� https://t.co/y3Um4ZN6CO
@Headwellred Shoosh you.
jribas weird couple of years for brands pic.twitter.com/sFgw7mV5am
I’m really enjoying the sophisticated analysis of foreign policy issues. https://t.co/nQFlfKXqGD
Don’t question me.
Fuck that was a long day. It’s very tiring for someone like me, approaching the age of 35 as I am. [Cough]
Thoroughly cybered.
@zdnetaustralia @dobes So many cybers it bleeds.
@zdnetaustralia @dobes Second story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It has cybers coming out of every orifice.
Histreepix As a private joke at the expense of future generations, God makes Steve. 3761 BC. pic.twitter.com/sBiccNRVuI
RT @ianbremmer: Troll level: Master https://t.co/mzmuSbrTYO
troyhunt Thanks #AusCERT2018, this is awesome! Very honored. pic.twitter.com/ULT7zeWhv6
Spies! Surveillance much? https://t.co/u1x9a92ldx
@dfpiii @QT_Hotels I tend to agree. You need the heft of a straight-cut chip to retain some softness within the cri… https://t.co/BtufQXAw4i
@Davidramli @QT_Hotels All we need do is migrate everyone to a diet consisting solely of fish and chips!
@QT_Hotels Plus there is actually a plate under there.
Look, the We Want Plates thing is right and good. But serving the fish and chips wrapped in newspaper is traditiona… https://t.co/c4IrGM1HXM
@dobes @SallyRMelb @zdnetaustralia Which is fine. I’ll also file this second story tonight, so my head is clear of it tomorrow.
RT @ClickHole: More Bad Press For Elon: The Car Elon Musk Launched Into Orbit Has Fallen Back Down To Earth And Crushed Malala Yousafzai ht…
Is this The Matrix? https://t.co/OQF5HprQ7Y
botandy Meghan & Harry ‘eaten by something from beyond our dimension’ , a nation in mourning
@GreenJ There are other flights.
SnarkyPlatypus The Blue Screen of Death at v Marina Bay Sands Hotel pic.twitter.com/HsWw2vsJs2
@MusicComposer1 @NoushinShbb @jamver @AusCERT @shwood @troyhunt @swagitda_ @e_kaspersky @kaspersky Hah!
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh that’s a point. I’ll have to catch up with M and get some more intel on this whole Harry thing.
@SnarkyPlatypus I was hoping she was a supporter.
fallcaps I’M SO SICK OF SNOW PATROL.
@SallyRMelb @zdnetaustralia @dobes Oh I always do. I’m not sure i@dobeses plans to post it tonight though. We shall see.
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo I’ve had trouble finding anything in English about this Rajah Harry proposal.
@SnarkyPlatypus Awesome! Please explore the Prince Harry proposal with them, because I think this is what we need to know.
@jamver @MusicComposer1 @AusCERT @shwood @troyhunt @swagitda_ @NoushinShbb Television is what helps. Television is way from being dead.
SquigglyRick Elon Cruskit: white and brittle
@zdnetaustralia @dobes Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. Yes, it contains Lego. Also, real estate agents. Also, grandmothers.
@zdnetaustralia @dobes My evening of writing is going well so far. This first story for @zdnetaustralia even contains Lego. True.
dobes I’m not sure what is going down in the pipes of Sydney, but this spambot does pic.twitter.com/GnU7x8hxn3
RT @RoyalFlyingDoc: Did you know we are one of Australia’s biggest and busiest airlines? It’s not surprising when you see our live flight m…
@oberonsghost I wonder how well they’ve aged.
matvelloso Half of the time when companies say they need “AI” what they really need is a SELECT clause with GROUP BY.
You’re welcome.
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/bHBSpDjmGQ
To be fair, I would watch this show. Also, if it were hosted by Leonard Nimoy. https://t.co/3yVHyvgWcl
Thu plan, remainder: Data wrangling; write for @zdnetaustralia; dinner; write more for @zdnetaustralia, maybe; coll… https://t.co/uG3UsC2kXd
botandy hi, I’m Carl Sagan, and this is Jackass
@RealNickHodge Has someone told Cory?
Looks like @Kxyne’s session was, as always, excellent. I’ll catch it on the recording. I’m also skipping the dinner… https://t.co/Hdt75Mpx0L
@christopherneal I’m finding things of value, but then you and I have different priorities.
@morebento Thanks very much. :) We’ll have to catch up next time.
Last evening of Autumn. pic.twitter.com/4DaoBHhRAv
anitathetweeter God, I love the Telegraph pic.twitter.com/i5rTqmuY7R
@jonoabroad @michaelneale I take that back. Plumbing of some sort.
@jonoabroad @michaelneale Pathway lighting, I think. Will take another look on the way back.
@michaelneale Maybe, or for something else. I suspect not, though, since a card could blow away in the wind.
@JonoH That’s terrible. The desert is doing things to your brain.
I should buy a deck of cards from the newsagent, put a different card there, and see what happens. https://t.co/WfFvKbuZe6
@michaelneale The bit just in front of me. Der.
Pacific Ocean. pic.twitter.com/uuDCgwyrr5
A signal of some kind, I assume. pic.twitter.com/RHq5J5cp4p
@SnarkyPlatypus Um. Bloody phone.
@SnarkyPlatypus Soft cockatoos.
Big trend in AU targets right now: The “Nigerian†crews targeting real estate agents and lawyers to insert yourself… https://t.co/lHT38aoWlS
Tilley Tip: Always check your mail server’s forwarding rules. This is how the Bad Guys™ tap into your organisation’… https://t.co/aQCZzogfmj
Check out the Golden Galleon pirate crew. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/tWsF6sKTea
And courtesy @jamver, the paper from which it comes. https://t.co/HNmhY1mm4g #auscert2018
@jamver Snap. ;)
The diagram of business email compromise (BEC) that Tilley just showed. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/0ZgodAcET9
Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. Since you’re travelling to SG alone. [Ideally, this tweet will trigger a frisk at Changi.] https://t.co/5r1B32dBzv
Would you like a “legitimate†shell company all set up and ready to launder your money through? Buy one online for… https://t.co/Wjw7sQ2uzg
So apart from muleing the money, the mules transport iPhones and iPads. And Lego. Lego is light, expensive, and in… https://t.co/m2XFkLK5kD
And here’s a diagram#auscert20181pic.twitter.com/fcxVrauQ1Z1Z
Handling the Money Mules is a full-time job, “like herding catsâ€. The handlers take a 15% cut. [Somehow I already k… https://t.co/nwePhSNhcq
Network Exploitation Specialists; Service Providers (spam delivery, hosting etc); Recruiters / Mule Handlers; Money Mules. 2/2 #auscert2018
Job descriptions for the underground: Malware Authors; Inject Writers; Exploit Kit Load Vendor (i.e. tame network o… https://t.co/0I5HdLUMAk
Organised crime is organised. Right? Remember that. #auscert2018
Yeah this is the guy. #auscert2018 https://t.co/vJuIKHzSuy
Next up: “Who’s Who in a Cybercrime Gang†by the redoubtable Alex Tilley, with Dell SecureWorks these days.… https://t.co/QzqeVqHDaD
RT @YerFriendMolly: tesla autopilot……………………welcome to the resistance https://t.co/ZYzV4QYNpI
The takeaways… plus one I missed: “Sleep wel#auscert2018rpic.twitter.com/EmQjInlRPsInlRPs
Pinkerton also showed timelines of some of these company’s share prices around the time of the breaches. Interestin… https://t.co/DKVbk5J4Iv
Check these too. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/G4fb3fbSSI
@kcarruthers @GrogsGamut Alice Springs.
Why are we worrying so much about data breaches? Check these! #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/WbhZEvDtzl
@GLComputing @Idealaw Cheers, glad to be of use.
According to Ponemon, 71% of CMOs see a data breach as a reputational risk, but Pinkerton also sees opportunity. Ap… https://t.co/WSaQagz4kS
Pinkerton cites the definition of reputational risk from the ’Pedia. First paragraph here. https://t.co/wzl05BKSwo #auscert2018
Next up: “‘Repudamaphobia’ — An Irrational Fear of Reputational Damage†by Eric Pinkerton from @HivintAU… https://t.co/8iqs2yePiy
@thegrugq @swagitda_ I will. I was introduced to her by @riskybusiness last night.
@thegrugq Oui.
@thegrugq I’l have to read it later. I’m mid-conference right now.
RT @Australian_Navy: On this day, 31 May 1942, three Japanese midget submarines entered Sydney Harbour. The ensuing torpedo attack resulted…
These two sentences are excellent. https://t.co/M0ebN6iQta
This is what they call a “disinterested reviewâ€. https://t.co/rTE1buAmd2
GraceParra360 Aged like fine wine pic.twitter.com/5LBDthHnfP
@dobes Or maybe this is better. https://t.co/rj6Dbih4Qm
Hey @dobes… https://t.co/aBxr2JdSpE
For reference, here’s Imgur’s original breach notification. https://t.co/UZdjjt1qGd #auscert2018
Imgur was able to respond to a data breach and notify within 24 hours, including internal discussion, on Thanksgivi… https://t.co/9uRMEvSiHJ
See, kids? THIS is how you do tabloid. https://t.co/VtFYddoAWo
This will either be very good or very bad. There is no middle ground. #auscert2018
And here’s a picture. #auscert2018 https://t.co/OsoHE0pIFn
Next up: “Panel: Data Security and IT Liability In The Age of Data Breach Mandatory Notification#auscert20182pic.twitter.com/7YM74WDgMFDgMF
I’m tweeting today from the @AusCERT Cyber Security Conference. https://t.co/XbHd7nr5rG Follow or mute #auscert2018 as you prefer.
@bambenek The finale. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/ntpqFipaBh
@bambenek So far, @bambenek has found around 4500 Bitcoin transactions with the Neo-Nazi signal, most of which were… https://t.co/FPXTl1SBNC
@bambenek Now we’re back to NeoNazi funding, and “the digital equivalent of doing a Nazi salute in the blockchai#auscert2018rt2018
@bambenek And here’s a picture. #auscert2018 https://t.co/ON1IIvQdub
@bambenek DPRK’s online cryptocurrency is structured more or less the same as a cybercrime operation, say@bambenekek#auscert201818
@bambenek Meanwhile, people are STILL paying WannaCry ransoms a year later. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/FaGMTAaNnz
Apparently Weev is right vexed by having his transactions exposed, and @bambenek has been banned from his Reddit. So there. #auscert2018
@dal_geek @AusCERT Mate. One look. pic.twitter.com/xXyHYstCL3
@bambenek You can track this stuff via @NeonaziWallets. Heh. #auscert2018 https://t.co/cClvhPvk55
@bambenek “There’s good money in being a racist,†and now we’re seeing what Weev is up to by analysing the transact… https://t.co/k1sLyUQaEW
@bambenek Bitcoin attribution is really just a matter of Googling the wallet ID. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/ni8Q3DlAR5
@bambenek OK, so this is why @bambenek started this research. Mass shootings have connections to white supremacist… https://t.co/7o8FdAAvGC
@upulie @oberonsghost @jonkudelka Why not both?
@bambenek MOAR WEAKNESSES. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/UwIxWo6Nrq
It me! https://t.co/jB2PVRBzra
@upulie I’m just trying to explore the possibilities.
RT @jamver: The value of bitcoin and crypto currency (generally) has been driven principally by ransomware @bambenek #AusCERT2018 https://t…
Or the Guano Planet. https://t.co/ZCizgJDvn9
@Anthony_Caruana @danmurphys @FourPillarsGin Yes. Yes you will.
@bambenek Problems. [I reckon you should already know these.] #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/3x3WSaSK7w
@bambenek Bitcoin is “Making Cybercrime Great Againâ#auscert20182018
@bambenek Why this intelligence analyst likes Bitcoin. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/EP3pI2sXiu
@bambenek OK, so @bambenek says transferring money to NGOs in Africa is handy with Bitcoin, so there’s something ap… https://t.co/5ajshbBUYI
@bambenek Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p, he’s one of our people#auscert20181pic.twitter.com/6cEC3ihiGFGF
Next up: “Adventures in Bitcoin Surveillance: Mining the Blockchain and Hunting Miscreants†by John Bambenek… https://t.co/zOLaPdfM6L
@giddeygirl @SnarkyPlatypus @SingaporeAir It’s a low-cost airline. Scoot Tigerair is owned by Singapore Airlines. S… https://t.co/zXcJWkTmUW
@Idealaw A great summary at the end about the differences between AU Privacy Act requirements and EU’s GDPR. I’m ho… https://t.co/U93ilm5Etg
RT @pixelatedboat: I don’t know why people think this tweet is suspicious. Seems fine. https://t.co/B6dlJJNAjZ
@Idealaw GDPR! Drink! #auscert2018
@Idealaw Audience question: “Is an IP address personal information?†It depends. Is an individual’s identity reason… https://t.co/rERUYwnnDx
@Idealaw Does state privacy law override the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth), especially when it comes to state government a… https://t.co/SXb1vDCw9s
@Idealaw Related: “Health holds crown as the most breached sector in Australia: OAIC has received 63 data breach no… https://t.co/YbG3CXh8Yo
@Idealaw Related: “Notifiable Data Breaches: What you need to know†by Timothy Webb and Sumer Dayal from Clayton Ut… https://t.co/ozFNh09QxV
@Idealaw Related: “Plan for your inevitable cybersecurity breach†by @nphair at @director_tech (Sep 2017)… https://t.co/DuiIz2VgBO
@Idealaw Lots of emphasis from @Idealaw to DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. [I’m always snared by how poorly most organisations… https://t.co/mjPxAtU6cW
@Idealaw Pro Tip: Notifying the Commissioner of your data breach isn’t a magic get out of jail free card. You still… https://t.co/l03XbJUcMT
@Idealaw It pleases @Idealaw that at this conference at least she doesn’t have to explain the information security… https://t.co/9EQC6L3aXC
@MarkLaffan @Idealaw I am too… just.
@Idealaw Yeah @Idealaw is right. Anyone working in data security or data governance should know this stuff backward… https://t.co/K57UOtvEan
@SnarkyPlatypus @SingaporeAir I recognised the menu items. The goulash is quite adequate. I flew @SingaporeAir SYD-… https://t.co/Z6MfSOlD1F
@Idealaw Shout-out from @Idealaw to @bengrubb for triggering much of the case law about what constitutes personal data. #auscert2018
@Idealaw So far this is a run-through of the original Privacy Act 1988 plus the Notifiable Data Breaches (NDB) amen… https://t.co/RJPAYdgUKE
@oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin Taiga is inflatable, actually.
@SnarkyPlatypus Are you on @SingaporeAir?
“The Privacy Act is older than some of the people in the room, so everyone should be familiar with it by now.†Heh.… https://t.co/nxtwUl9gQa
RT @jaboukie: please don’t invite me to your pride function if there’s only gunna be cis white gays. that’s not a pride event that’s a rain…
@Idealaw First words from @Idealaw: “Thank you for attending the conference’s most boring topic,†or words to that ef#auscert2018rt2018
@benbirchall Yeah the fatality rate is… not low. Astounding to watch close up.
@oberonsghost Taiga is at the @R_Chirgwin residence being neglected. He’s a bit trickier to transport. Last time I… https://t.co/zgvAKkLT1F
RT @MikeCarlton01: Next: Kermit the Frog joins me in the Oval Office to meet with me on Particle Theory. https://t.co/FUZHMujorV
@benbirchall Have you thought about taking up sidecar racing? It’s not at all dangerous.*
* It is very dangerous.… https://t.co/MWnGiPXR7O
@SnarkyPlatypus Isn’t it just. And it tours the islands. I think @OrkneyLibrary is very lucky indeed. That have Boo… https://t.co/fNODYh47Jm
Next up: “Mandatory Breach Notification: Are You Ready to Air Your Dirty Breaches?†by Kay Lam-MacLeod @Idealaw… https://t.co/8QG8D0ZSSN
Bitterly disappointed. https://t.co/mR77FNZSL9
@RealNickHodge Fortune cookies have nothing to do with China.
@SnarkyPlatypus I guess the world doesn’t have enough light grey Bonds t-shirts for everyone.
You challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to discern the difference — visually — between “gay media†and a… https://t.co/ByljuxvlnD
Cyber Fortune Cookies. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/EYIgIDfOUg
Party pies. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/o6BSbySMvE
@oberonsghost Apparently so.
Look, I’m in Queensland, people. https://t.co/qdIkjO16oL
@bastardsheep @spreaker Oh I mean that there’s an RSS feed that can be plugged into other apps.
best_in_dumbest We can’t get the
“Anger” out of
“Tangerines” pic.twitter.com/KAsVapsXBi
best_in_dumbest You can put the “Mad”
into “Armadillos” pic.twitter.com/IwSCRC8YjZ
A reminder that #auscert2018 has moved beyond Cyber Hexagons to Animated Cyber Icosahedrons. pic.twitter.com/wkpogf5NL1
@CptHollingworth @iiTalW I’m glad they did.
@shwood Good fun otherwise, but hey. :)
RT @ChaseRoss: DO NOT LET YOUTUBE GET AWAY WITH THIS.
I uploaded my video TWICE to see if the word “transgender” would trigger the algorit…
I think @danmurphys has got me sussed. pic.twitter.com/B9WsYA1nSp
Next up: “The History & Evolution of Privileged Access Management (PAM)†by Jeff Zupan, Director of Product Securit… https://t.co/HpoA1nhNTf
To be clear, @auscert2018, there’s no way I’ll put the conference app on my phone. It asks for too much, and the co… https://t.co/L8NMICzFTf
@bastardsheep I’ll probably put my master feed throug@spreakerer because reasons, but that’s a task for next week.
@bastardsheep Thanks for the heads-up. I’m about to re-work all the feeds, so I’ll check that out.
Interesting tricks for getting a cop to not give you a speeding ticket here, but @shwood has left out the first and… https://t.co/b0B3eQKB10
RT @workmanalice: Where do you think we’re at on the political strife scale?
At the end of March #estimates, Michaelia Cash was beleaguer…
Exactly. #auscert2018 https://t.co/IczibZ7oPn
Some of the background is from “Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion†by Robert B Cialdini. https://t.co/Br8Sc8SYmw #auscert2018
We have been advised that we should not do crime, but that said, this will be a series of lessons in how to do crime. #auscert2018
Opening keynote is “How To Scam Your Way Into Anything†by @shwood. https://t.co/4aJsVr4Ref I won’t be tweeting thi… https://t.co/QybWZVBvSJ
And here we are. #auscert2018 pic.twitter.com/klWm5lB5D4
It is indeed a lovely day today. pic.twitter.com/CmZ8hwxNPQ
I suppose I should wander up to the conference venue. #auscert2018
RT @workmanalice: NT News 🔨🔨🔨 https://t.co/vdMKdbHaM6
@Anthony_Caruana @riskybusiness @darrenpauli I won’t be going to the dinner. I have things to do, alas.
RT @dobes: Global warming is a thing, but it is meant to be autumn https://t.co/Qk8vNB8TRU
@dobes @riskybusiness @darrenpauli Except you’re not, you know, here.
I am here, and @riskybusiness is here. I don’t know who else. @darrenpauli went to the dark side, but he’ll probabl… https://t.co/uiytwzF1jo
This year’s edition of Mary Meeker’s insanely slide-packed Internet Trends deck is out. #SMEG People, prepare to co… https://t.co/DOygLNvyb0
RT @hellohistoria: the things people do to try and stay relevant 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸ https://t.co/sUqqe15DiU
historylvrsclub 16th century French encryption book from the court of Henri II pic.twitter.com/l8kjg5JXi8
RT @QuentinDempster: Who knew? The motivations of Australia’s universities are distorted by market forces (to earn more revenue from foreig…
Gizmodo Clever cosplayer hacks Nerf blaster to cast floating holographic spells gizmo.do/hGfOvtl pic.twitter.com/dhoyGRmNQc