Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 2nd, 2018

All astronauts should wear hats like this. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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Dear @WWF_Australia please don’t waste your money on this bullshit. All a blockchain will do is unalterably record..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o5

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MrKenShabby Oliver Reed once again shows how you should end your interview. pic.twitter.com/fZF72GjYJq

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iamKohChang Think I’ll walk to work today. pic.twitter.com/MMPogzopn5

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@NewtonMark @murpharoo To be fair, and not to criticise @murpharoo, here are three other things “more sane and inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M6

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GordyPls Atlas Shrugged. I assume the point was what do you think would make things better but what can I say? I’m into disa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mn

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Colgo Companies that support independent Chinese language media in Sydney with ad dollars are being “called in” to the co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HI

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I would like to move to WARD/AREA NAME and enjoy ISSUE WE’VE DONE. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…

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AdamBienkov Stellar work by Ilford Conservatives here. pic.twitter.com/YcKkm6boYz

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hellohistoria I’ve just discovered this interesting snippet regarding 17th-century twerking 🍑

(Extract from Remaines of Gentili..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bo

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a_rigby @BCAcomau “Business Council is not a de facto mouthpiece for Liberal Party”

Of course not. Carts don’t pull horses.

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TheCheish Some people just want to watch the world burn pic.twitter.com/PfCXK2VDmk

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snurb_dot_info Is it just me, or is Mark Zuckerberg increasingly sounding like Bill Gates trying to imitate Kermit the Frog ? ow.ly/A9Ml30jMOeD

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FJKeany The year is 2018 and ugg crocs are now a thing pic.twitter.com/RCOGR3ndXm

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quintabrunson STOP giving Kanye a pass because of mental illness. A: you don’t know if he’s bipolar. B: my best friend is bipolar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RP

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Not a bad effort again for Sydney today, @CARROT_app. Also loving the historical reference. pic.twitter.com/SzxqNdfcoS

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@28481k @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @MichaelH_PhD That’s a little less stylish than the burkinis in my last tweet,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aG

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rohanamin When someone’s bio opens with “…is an internationally known cyber security expert”

Two things are true: they are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cy

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_FloridaMan Ask. Believe. Receive. Clearly someone’s read ‘The Secret’ twitter.com/_FloridaMan/st…

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Serrels Me when people can’t accept that I’m right about fairy bread. twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…

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DJBentley Narrator: He is a convicted criminal. twitter.com/nbcnews/status…

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Wed plan, redraft: The annoying slow start has turned out to be more annoying than expected. I’ll just potter aroun..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…B8

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Classic_picx Soccer legends Alessandro Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane during their playing days at Juventus F.C in 1999. pic.twitter.com/Do5l7JTsgO

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DoctorKarl That stance of the kangaroo (entire weight supported on tail, paw grasping for the next of the victim) leaves the u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gr

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@ApostrophePong Yeah they deserve to be really big prints.

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bengrubb Apparently this and some lube will save your sex life… proven*!

* 58 subjects… pic.twitter.com/hGks4Ix3gn

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DrYobbo PSA: KANGAROOS WILL FUCK YOU UP. THIS IS NOT SOME LAUGHING AT TOURISTS DROP BEAR SHIT. THEY WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU FOR..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sr

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NewtonMark Zuckerberg doing a bang-up job of seizing the zeitgeist. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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“The first sector of the Australian economy to which the Consumer Data Right will be applied is the financial servi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HA

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“Australia to invest AU$65m on ‘reforming’ its data system” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“ANZ bank makes AU$3.49b profit, cuts 3,300 staff in H1” by @ashabeeeee Tuesday zdnet.com/article/anz-ba…

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dmofengineering You are checking in on the project’s progress.
Everyone agrees that after 6 months, the work is now 90% done.
Roll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xi

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@NathanaelB Underpants present a bewildering array of possibilities.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I will not agree with you because that would be the worst self-jinx ever.

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maggieNYT The dictation is abnormal, a doctor agreeing to it is abnormal and a doctor talking about it is abnormal twitter.com/jimsciutto/sta…

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BREAKING: I managed to put on my underpants correctly after just two failed attempts.

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BREAKING: I am now trying to get out of bed.

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snurb_dot_info Don’t let Bronwyn Bishop hear about this, or she’ll go on for days about how the Republicans are being infiltrated..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vp

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buckleup Why is this guy ‘Milky’ from Goulburn not more famous? Seems like the Corey Worthington we need right now…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lZ

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Kevin Bloody Wilson was about as funny as dysentery, and as original. twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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AngryBlackLady I’m seriously THISCLOSE to deactivating my account. It’s not 8 years of racial and sexist slurs that has sent me ov..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ee

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AngryBlackLady i’m going to go lie in the middle of the freeway twitter.com/ABSOTHEGREAT/s…

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start, annoyingly; try to focus on the not-SEKRIT project, inc 1400 editorial meeting; social..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tI

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joshgnosis Still thinking about complaining to a judge that you’re addicted to Netflix.

“She just kept clicking ‘next episode..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fl

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joshgnosis The Sophie Mirabella defo case continues to be a wild ride. theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/so… pic.twitter.com/X2JjI0HVY2

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MatthewBevan The lords of journalism at Wikileaks are tweeting out snarky pieces from InfoWars now. twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…

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It looks like today is going to be an Annoying Side Effects day and this is annoying.

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War_Kittens @NuclearAnthro I thought we talked about this, Martin. pic.twitter.com/vrBo77Mpmk

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Wednesday. Stack all of the bread into a neat pile. Wednesday.

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