Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 3rd, 2018

And as I retire for the evening, folks’ generosity brings us to 8% of the target already! Thank you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Mister_0h Nah, I’ve given up now. They had their chance(s).

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Colgo Coming soon to Sydney…

Peeing in trash cans, constant surveillance, and asthma attacks on the job: Amazon worke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…im

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thomas_violence I could make this stuff up easily. that’s entry level stuff to make up. what would preclude someone from being able..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2A

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Just 80 minutes in and we’re 1% of the way to the target. Excellent. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Mister_0h Oh it’s not JUST the eels. The eels were what pushed me over the limit.

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HURRAH FOR AUSTRALIA. (An odd definition of “global” though.) twitter.com/AlanKohler/sta…

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michaellegge Such a moving tribute. pic.twitter.com/hbeYWT0OzW

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Ah, excellent. Thank you, Mr President. I’m glad you’ve set out your understanding of the transaction that didn’t h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tK

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@DavidFeng @rajtoday I agree. Tsingtao is a rubbish beer.

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Yes, do continue, Mr President. I am intrigued by our observations and legal doctrines. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@DavidFeng @rajtoday I’m glad you understand this. However I’m always happy to drink the local drinks.

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Oh good. The President is tweeting to make things better. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@DavidFeng @rajtoday Well then China might be OK after all.

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markhumphries A spokesperson for the French President reveals who else is “delicious”. pic.twitter.com/nq3DA1F04l

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arizclint Ruh roh twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/…

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DDsD Step 1) Build a cabin in the woods twitter.com/dailyclicksnet…

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I just tried picking up “Lost in Space” again from halfway through ep 3, where I’d abandoned it, but I still can’t get past the eels.

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This is true, but I’m sure the animatronic chicken can sort it out. twitter.com/DrMiaow/status…

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“The South China Sea: Reality Is Slowly Sinking In” thediplomat.com/2018/04/the-so… “It’s finally clear that the United Sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jq

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TaylorLorenz Me to my editor pic.twitter.com/7fn9FuBp8o

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@aggerchez @JohnBirmingham I think it will be. I guess it depends how much whiskey is involved too.

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@aggerchez @JohnBirmingham I’m glad you like the idea. @JohnBirmingham couldn’t be on the panel, but an entire Pod..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r2

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Anyway, if you want the Brisbane podcasts to happen, you should click through and PLEDGE NOW. As usual, you can buy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6z

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“The 9pm Probe” is a newer kind of Edict episode. Here’s the first one, with space archaeologist @drspacejunktwitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hm

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If you haven’t listened to a Public House Forum episode of “The 9pm Edict” before, well, here’s the one we recorded..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fx

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@Pozible @JohnBirmingham THAT’S RIGHT I PLANNED AHEAD AND DESPITE ALL THE OBVIOUS RISKS I HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO SPEA..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iE

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LAUNCHED: “The 9pm Brisbane Forum” @Pozible campaign. Do you want a Public House Forum podcast in Brisbane on Sat 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hs

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STAND BY FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

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@matt_steadman @FarrellPF @abc730 Actually I take that back. We’ve had names for the different kinds of armoured co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1T

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@matt_steadman @FarrellPF @abc730 [Nods] Give it another generation and the language will have settled down a bit.

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Yes, “locals seemingly worried that the solar panels will attract the sun and warm up the area”. twitter.com/simonahac/stat…

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@matt_steadman @FarrellPF @abc730 We have a taxonomy problem. Obviously not a hack, but is “breach” the right word?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pR

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@purserj Well, no food and drink, for starters.

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Probably not as grubby as it sounds. twitter.com/sebchan/status…

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I tweeted a few things about this CommBank thing earlier, even though I was trying to not go down that rabbit-hole. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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So @FarrellPF has a guest report on @abc730 about his CommBank story. buzzfeed.com/paulfarrell/au… I shall be watching, for a change.

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@leighsales Um, Shakespeare’s time, because he used it.

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It is also “Candied Orange Peel Day” daysoftheyear.com/days/candied-o… So those two festivals can be combined.

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Oh look! Tomorrow, Friday 4 May, is “No Pants Day” daysoftheyear.com/days/no-pants-…

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jasonnurse 25,936 malicious apps reported to be currently using Facebook’s APIs. These APIs enable access to a range of inform..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sM

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Rainmaker1973 The Mandelbulb is a 3-dimensional fractal: since a canonical 3-dimensional Mandelbrot set does not exist, it is pos..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qb

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@PeteLawler Speech is at 7pm. Podcast is at 9pm. That’s plenty of time to script a segment.

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Nah I’ll stay with Thursday. Because this is a good idea. And I’ll have time to turn around some of Bill’s reply sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pp

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Hmmm. I’d planned to do a podcast stream on Tuesday night, but it’s Australia’s Budget Night. I should probably move it to Thursday night.

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GuardianAus Alan Jones defamation case: Neil Wagner says he thought broadcaster was ‘senile’ trib.al/JbTpxwg

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Hose”
Back in “Metamorphose” pic.twitter.com/2PPqPqg6hD

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Picketer New California test for employee vs independent contractor. Much more employee friendly. Great result for workers. pic.twitter.com/QdiuijWxRl

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Picketer Big deal Labour Law development in the world’s 8th largest economy twitter.com/jonsteingart/s…

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Popehat Protip for federal criminal defense lawyers: when discussing a case on live television, make every effort to avoid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2b

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nescientswot @ButtCoin
This exceeded my wildest expectations… pic.twitter.com/5uDGr7XxJ3

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RVAwonk The best part about the Rudy Giuliani sh*tshow is that Sean Hannity tried to help him out by asking, “But do you kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…92

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@bigbadave @paulkidd I’ve had socks before. And recently, the the Multifunctional Scarf. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@bigbadave @paulkidd You can OEM pretty much anything.

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@AirplaneApril @BuzzFeed You thought it was “honest”, didn’t you.

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@paulkidd @BuzzFeed That’s a totally clear In Mother’s Herniated Orifice.

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@BuzzFeed Tell us more about these “Sony and Maxell tapes”, @paulkidd. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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To be clear, I am not looking for underwear supplier & factory from internet, and I don’t know why anyone would believe that I was.

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“Good day! I am glad to hear of you are looking for underwear supplier & factory from internet.” pic.twitter.com/jNc5lEqoB3

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Chinchillazllla I met a robot in the Infectious Disease wing today btw. I stepped out of the lab and it said “EXCUSE ME.”

It is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h1

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jkirchick Everything Trump says makes sense when you just preface it with, “Donald from Queens, you’re on the air.” twitter.com/jkirchick/stat…

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Here’s the WaPo version. “Giuliani: Trump repaid attorney Cohen for Stormy Daniels settlement” washingtonpost.com/world/national…

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benpobjie In fact if people had known that the result of 9/11 would be Giuliani still being in the news 17 years later, most..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wz

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@NewtonMark That’s not how this game is played, Mark.

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@ssharwood You are so old-fashioned. And not the good kind with whisky.

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alweaver22 Has anyone else ever seen a news organization get such an utterly massive scoop and proceed to bury it? Flooring. twitter.com/alweaver22/sta…

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woodruffbets Giuliani has been representing Trump for slightly longer than one Scaramucci

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benpobjie The prominence of Rudy Giuliani in public life shows that the damage of 9/11 continues to this day

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smurray38 ABC: “great news … thousands of unpaid jobs” pic.twitter.com/qyi4MFpFfb

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Given those last few retweets, I’d suggest that folks living downwind of any Trumpian Nuclear Distraction Zones pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mJ

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djrothkopf Amazing how long it took for the new Trump legal team to prove it is much, much worse than the old, terrible, Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…R6

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JohnDingell Noun, verb, $130,000.

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yashar 20. Not that you needed this….but just in case….a source close to Trump just confirmed to me that he (unclear w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oq

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yashar 15. Hannity is trying to play cleanup here after Giuliani said this. Trying to get Giuliani to explain it different..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FC

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yashar 12. WOW. Giuliani just said that Trump reimbursed Cohen for the $130,000.

“he didn’t know the specifics of it, he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RK

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jonathanvswan Tweet of the year. twitter.com/mattizcoop/sta…

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chrislhayes Could it be — and I’m just spitballing here — that they lie about literally everything?

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riskybusiness Couldn’t resist some well-timed screen capping. pic.twitter.com/OPJVHaXRH2

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@ashabeeeee Maybe ASIC could fund an expansion of its investigative capabilities through an ICO.

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@ashabeeeee To be fair, though, Australian Consumer Law is more the ACCC’s thing, not ASIC’s. ASIC has been way too..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oT

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“ASIC begins initial coin offering crackdown” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/asic-b… “The corporate watchdog has pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EJ

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@timothy_mcd Being a doctor would also be acceptable.

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Being defamed by “The Benalla Ensign” is something we should all fear. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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“Amazon selects Southwest Sydney for new fulfilment centre” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/amazon…

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@rohan_p @ssharwood It’s inevitable. Why do we even do this again?

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@ssharwood CommBank should’ve put those tapes on the blockchain.

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GonzoHacker Rudy Inceliani pic.twitter.com/Prbgdi8uq7

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“Commbank data loss: non-disclosure was pretty reasonable”by @ssharwood theregister.co.uk/2018/05/03/com…

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niltiac PR email suggests I “GIVE MUM PAULINE HANSON & MARK LATHAM FOR MOTHERS DAY!”. Um, how about no?

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NuclearAnthro 🤔

Ha, remember when the White House official statement said Iran “has” a clandestine nuclear weapon program?

Wei..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ny

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Thu plan: Slow start; laundry (both done); interfere with a chicken (next); triage inbox; a bunch of research on th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fN

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@NewtonMark @beneltham @GreenJ Oh I know what I’d do. I just mean that I understand the motives of those who do it…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RI

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“We’ll have more on these hostages after the break.” twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@beneltham @GreenJ I always have mixed feelings about these things. You need dramatic photos to engage the punters,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iz

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@FarrellPF @BuzzFeedOz @CommBank I wasn’t going to go down the CommBank rabbit-hole, but this is actually an import..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ej

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@beneltham @GreenJ Just as a heads-up, the “vast dump” isn’t big identifiable things like in the picture. It’s most..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lb

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jpwarren Hey @NewtonMark they’re at it again. twitter.com/ato_gov_au/sta…

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miss_shiny Facebook keynote summarised:
“we take privacy seriously”
“here’s how you can share more things without even thinking about it”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe you should consider working here, because apparently you would it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“RSA yet to be sold on magic pixie dust qualities of blockchain” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/rsa-ye…

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@dobes @rohan_p SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EMPLOY ACTUAL CRYPTOGRAPHERS AND OTHER CLUEFUL PEOPLE.

Also RTYI @davidgerard.

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@FarrellPF @BuzzFeedOz @CommBank The phrase “which could enable fraud” needs to be added to the end of the second b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SS

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joshgnosis Always good to be informed by my bank about a data breach….13 hours after we published our story. pic.twitter.com/NSnM9r9nRw

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queer_queenie this reads like a fuckin’ onion headline but it’s real pic.twitter.com/SGgOWLMXzL

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NewtonMark Pigeon standing by the door, it’s the only way to stay comfortable on a non-air-conditioned train. pic.twitter.com/lKyO2NJAMu

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@AusRob I’m now wanting to see some demographic data. It’s such an even split that there must be some underlying factor, IMHO.

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@jeremy_gans @SilvesterSJ @BuzzFeed All this is certainly going to make it easier to decide who gets to escape to the off-world colonies.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hello, and what a lovely day to begin your “holiday”.

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@Taco_Lad @BuzzFeed I think @BuzzFeed has once more performed nobly by exposing this widespread ignorance, which se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tH

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@lanesainty You folks are hitting it out of the park this week.

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“Help Us Solve This Debate About What ‘IMHO’ Stands For: WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER.” buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/wha… A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xm

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@oberonsghost Oh Miss! Miss! Is the answer “narcissistic cunts”?

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JuliaAngwin 2018: Hatebait is the new clickbait.

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@timfdavis @ssharwood My only recollection of this being done is very old, and in… curious circumstances. But it is a thing.

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This Commonwealth Bank thing. I think the best approach is to speculate wildly without reading @FarrellPF’s story a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gz

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anniekarni There’s a dichotomy in Trumpworld described colorfully as: “Central casting for ‘front porch’ jobs, trolls for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nE

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@ssharwood Tape is much more survivable due to lower data density (heat, magnetism, dust), and also to shock. If it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fo

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TheOnion Cambridge Analytica Offers 75% Off All Facebook User Data For Blowout Closing Sale trib.al/9J4xTHJ pic.twitter.com/NjkRINSXYj

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Just_this_time At this time… pic.twitter.com/5nnIdHdvE9

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CatoInstitute STUDY: Militarization makes police more violent j.mp/2eNh2Qj pic.twitter.com/BykmsdlS8U

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aprilwright LinkedIn: “Someone with the job title recruiter viewed your profile”

Twitter: “Someone whose opinions do not refle..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5U

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@trentyarwood @GordyPls Is this occasionally sexual, or occasional health.

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start; triage inbox; laundry; interfere with a chicken; a bunch of research on the not-SEKRIT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sh

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Before I plan my Thursday, is there anything I need to know?

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This is more than adequate for Sydney today, thank you, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/oz41EFUEMG

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Thursday. The small white dots are nothing to be concerned about. Thursday.

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