Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 5th, 2018

I was in the wrong city this weekend. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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MarcFennell If you’re an early career researcher keen to raise your profile and share your ideas with new audiences, you can ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xi

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@DavidFeng Look, we did the ozone layer hole, but not your shit-coloured sky.

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@DavidFeng Yeah our sky is a different colour here.

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@DavidFeng So do you guys have an actual sky?

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JustJimWillDo There’s no such thing as a healthy corpse. twitter.com/MasondoLtd/sta…

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@davidgerard @DavBatz @jpwarren @dobes There’s a few of us down here who are huge fans of Ms Cunk. And we seem to have created a few more.

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@davidgerard True, this is the most non-spoiler spoiler in history. :)

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OrkneyLibrary It’s another beautiful, warm, and sunshiney in .

Apparently today is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uc

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@dmeeze @twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin Also, I have definitely not personally seen an old bloke with a soldering iron in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XG

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@dmeeze @twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin That’s right, there’s definitely no telcos globally that would fail to implement the device blacklist.

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@twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin Well, they can still use it on wi-fi, but whatever. Every little bit to persuade thieves t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lV

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@twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin That’s a point. Reporting the SIM stops you being billed. Reporting the IMEI effectively bricks the phone.

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twiddlekins Honestly I think I do complain about the pot-holes around here a little but it could be worse. Credit: U.S. Geologi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Or

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troyhunt Oh FFS, even my remote control has bloody security issues! And you just know it’s bad when they begin with “we take..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TS

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@arcadiagt5 Oh God I don’t know. It’s Latho. I don’t bother clicking through, even if it is @JohnBirmingham.

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@R_Chirgwin Report the SIM stolen to your telco, so it’s not used, and buy a new one. If the battery is dead, you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xi

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DownedWarbirds The Forgotten Ace

Michael Arooth was an Ace with 17 confirmed aerial victories, possibly 19. Infact, Arooth wasn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RQ

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@dj2mn @davidgerard Wonderful. The sequence is random bits with Barry Shitpeas, Moments of Wonder, Cunk on Shakespe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vG

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@davidgerard Does this count as a spoiler? The final line is the conclusion of his thesis. “Everything to do with c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JU

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I have just finished reading @davidgerard’s book. You should too. It’s excellent. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JustJimWillDo Capybara can be remarkably accommodating.

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@expectproblems Anywhere closer to the CBD than Parramatta.

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@expectproblems The inner west is bigger than most people realise. But yes. Soon.

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@JustJimWillDo If I did this, it would turn into an Incident pretty quickly.

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joshgondelman I like to step into a train’s Quiet Car and shush someone who’s already totally silent, just to establish dominance.

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@expectproblems If I weren’t already descending into inner west wine bars, I’d love to share a drink with you. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ab

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jxeeno ozbargain, what is a good get rich quick scheme? pic.twitter.com/1LzRGNvgtV

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Asher_Wolf The biggest advice I give young women is to build a home on chicken feet, stake out a yard with the skulls of the u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG

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DariaButGay Got asked how I’m so good at excel when my degree is in gender studies and I am very proud of the straight face I k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OD

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So @jpwarren @dobes, the last sentence of this grab from @davidgerard’s “Attack of the 50ft Blockchain” is a techni..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lS

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Excuse me, ma’am, but why is this even a question? twitter.com/expectproblems…

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DanieleRaineri We observers spent months talking about the probable morphing of the Islamic State into a vengeful guerrilla. Ok, c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mf

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DanieleRaineri Hard to believe. The war against the Islamic State is like a marathon runner quitting in the last two hundred meter..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…am

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Making a discovery.

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stonecold2050 National Day of Prayer pic.twitter.com/CJWAjTbI6l

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PFTompkins Wife asked Alexa to turn on the lights and I immediately barked “Alexa! Belay that order!” like I was on the Enterp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OZ

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@BrettJohnson008 I might make an archival quality print of it. Picasso had nothing on this masterpiece.

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dobes Do you own this poor little scared quarrion in Rozelle?? Enquire within.

Please RT. pic.twitter.com/H3YwVLQkQY

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aaronch3n But Doctor, I am the Asian beauty! pic.twitter.com/CuoBCt7q9L

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“Obama martial law scare was stoked by Russian bots, say ex-director of CIA” theguardian.com/us-news/2018/m…

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MonicaHesse I told the beauty store clerk I didn’t know how to shop for new eyeliner because I “hadn’t been on this planet in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…88

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Hey @sydneyswans fans, this offer from the Summer Hill Hotel may appeal. thesummerhill.com.au pic.twitter.com/uQRwrnEUG1

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I knew what a dog was long before I got Instagram. twitter.com/davidadonaldso…

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What did I write at @zdnetaustralia? “Peter Dutton, a former Queensland cop who shares many of Pezzullo’s views on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xu

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Lilylauren I want to defend a penguin in court simply so I can say “Your honour. My client is clearly not a flight risk”

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Meanwhile, my theory is that Dutton was the cabinet minister who doesn’t understand how percentages work. I welcome..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6K

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It doesn’t surprise me that Dutton wants this, however. Pezzullo and Dutton are clearly of similar minds here. Pezz..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s4

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I wrote about this at the beginning of the week, though fingered Pezzullo because it was his letter that was leaked..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2A

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“Cabinet split on Dutton’s ASD plan”
thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/… Which is what I’d assumed. Significant changes to our..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ng

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Tim_Beshara If you are an owl, I have some advice. Try not to eat a bird with a long and sharp bill. Look at this photo for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tt

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TweetsofOld Quit annoying your neighbors by using their “phones.” They do not like to refuse but they complain to Mrs. Baker at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ay

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@arcadiagt5 Thanks, though I thought it was a bit average. The ol’ iPhone has trouble capturing the whites because they overload in the US.

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World’s classiest graffiti, Summer Hill Hotel. pic.twitter.com/vHksvHqp0v

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Sat plan, confirmed: Lazy morning (sort of done); lunch, Summer Hill Hotel (soon); reading, listening to podcasts,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LL

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StephenAtHome I plan to celebrate by having roast porg for dinner.

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iiTalW People who can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

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@parisbcowan If there’s a piano on stage, someone has to play it. It’s a rule*.

* May not be an actual rule.

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AlisterAir Really? pic.twitter.com/BC0AayPWvp

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If Gareth Gareth doesn’t play that piano then everything will have been a complete waste of time. twitter.com/parisbcowan/st…

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joshgnosis I’ll pay that headline pic.twitter.com/9d2esvxl7M

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@tacticalmaid @dobes @jpwarren @NumberWang Oh, sorry, my brain has failed me once again.

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tokyo_sexwhale Ty Cobb looks like a man who got caught sabotaging a competitor’s onion so he could say that he grew the world’s la..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VQ

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@tacticalmaid @dobes @jpwarren @NumberWang I hope you didn’t spend a lot of time thinking up that tweet.

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damiengwalter I din’t think a Sex Robot would have to be all that smart to reject an Incel.

I think a Furby could make that call. twitter.com/Chinchillazlll…

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Esquiring Have a great weekend everyone! Don’t do computer crimes. twitter.com/futuristbot/st…

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Speaking of Numberwang, you all really should read @davidgerard’s “Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: Bitcoin, Block..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ot

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@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @dobes Ah, an even lamer version of that old joke! Hurrah!

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@jpwarren @dobes No, you don’t want a numb wanger.

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dobes Criminally underrated tweet twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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nateklaphake Turned off a old rack mount that everyone thought wasn’t doing anything. Turned out to be a MySQL DB server for a l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7A

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patbcaruana A lot of theories on what this map means but turns out it’s the fallout zones for when Latham finally gets so mad h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1k

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@awelder As usual in these matters, we are in furious agreement.

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JoshRaby Wow that’s a smart dog twitter.com/usatoday/statu…

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nswpolice Images released after fraud targets vulnerable people – St George PApolice.nsw.gov.au/news/news?sq_c…9pic.twitter.com/kVZaK5hjeQeQ

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Sat plan, draft: Pottering, reading, podcast listening, and the like; wander somewhere for a late lunch; make an au..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…88

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Dear Brisbane, do you know about “The 9pm Brisbane Forum”? Well, you should. People who do have already taken it 17..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ET

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@awelder Oh of course. :) Debating tricks trump policy every time.

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pixelatedboat This was my favourite scene in Star Wars (1977) pic.twitter.com/oQrTs6BbkE

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billprady Pitch: new version of “Groundhog Day” where instead of getting the girl, the protagonist uses the repeating day to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dT

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multimimetica When you can’t tell whether the university press officer wants you to write an article or dig a mass grave for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eW

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PatriotHole The Cost Of Feminism: This Single Mother Has Been In Labor For Two Months Because The Father Isn’t There To Tell He..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q6

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@jeamland @glengyron @rohan_p @dobes @JohnBirmingham DON’T REVEAL HOW IT FUNDS ITSELF IT IS PROBABLY LISTENING TO US.

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“Alex Jones is reporting that Trump is part of a group that is working to defend the world against a sentient compu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vH

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Saturday. The truth is that it wasn’t originally that colour. Saturday.

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