@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark Well I’m moist.
@NewtonMark Meh. It all is scheduled to be nuked when the Soviet tanks roll through the Fulda Gap.
So for reasons I have just become aware of Trumpy Bear and I so want one. You know what to do. https://t.co/4zkGOMPuw8
@winter_heidi As we all do.
@oberonsghost Everything was a cover-up according to Mulder.
@NewtonMark We can only hope.
@datascienceBee I’m just the messenger.
@NewtonMark Sadly it’s only the one.
ICYMI earlier, this is important. https://t.co/74nw6QK8Vt
@expectproblems Hurrah!
This is an inspiration. https://t.co/1r7LAUjBlk
RT @PulpLibrarian: Louis Wain was born in #London in 1860. Although he is best known for his drawings of cats he started out as a Victorian…
RT @PulpLibrarian: Today in pulp let’s take a look at the extraordinary work of Victorian illustrator and cat lover Louis Wain… #Caturday…
@myofoz @NewtonMark Pssst! Check what the account is about.
@NewtonMark This is the biggest problem in all this, yes.
@NewtonMark I’m sorry.
@LizDolphinfluff No one ever did.
RT @MatthewBevan: Moses was a refugee leading a caravan of people fleeing oppression looking for a new home. I doubt he’d get into the coun…
Follow the oil, kids. https://t.co/2ph1EdGoIn
DISPENSE WITH A HORSE. https://t.co/uxnhG4Bd7a
Correct. No one outside the Canberra even notices this shit. And it’ll all be forgotten by the Gallery by Wednesday… https://t.co/E3a3YGYeMI
RT @NewtonMark: Adelaide University’s new Bachelor of Mansplaining. https://t.co/R3e5NJGEIw
@DavidFeng I’ve missed where the proceeds of this swear jar go.
RT @DavidParis: Tesla Used An Artist’s Work Without Permission And Elon Musk Was Unsurprisingly An Arse About It https://t.co/1pZyi8RS3a ht…
@arizclint @Net_Metalrat @SydneyAirport That’s why I’m on The Lists.
RT @kcarruthers: Hope she enjoys her unwinnable spot on the ticket. Go Libs. https://t.co/Bk4N6zGWtv
@Net_Metalrat @arizclint @SydneyAirport Not about some American academic skiving in Australia and making rubbish decisions at an airport.
@DavidFeng Indeed.
@DavidFeng Your wife must be a goddess to put up with you.
UkNatArchives Occupation?
The Queen.
Queen Victoria’s census entry in 1851. #twitterstorians
socsi.in/6cEFL pic.twitter.com/8K4v20AMku
@sylmobile Well something is wrong with you.
@SnarkyPlatypus @JonathanPieNews Well this is where it gets very, very meta. I don’t know that I can tell any more.… https://t.co/An7WphNLh5
@JonathanPieNews @SnarkyPlatypus Actually, @SnarkyPlatypus may hate it, but fuck him.
@JonathanPieNews @SnarkyPlatypus This is a very good one, @JonathanPieNews.
@JonathanPieNews I think @SnarkyPlatypus would appreciate the description of Vogue magazine’s comments on the Suffr… https://t.co/dUkzym44DB
@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark Ah OK, I was fooled by the perspective. As you were. They fly.
ATTENTION: New @JonathanPieNews “Oppression Obsession†https://t.co/KXVV4SPZ9l
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark All buttresses are terrorists.
@NewtonMark They’re just buttresses. They’re not flying.
@erstkate Potato potato.
SaywhatNathan How deadly are these museum stickers pic.twitter.com/yX1kUwAyeC
@arizclint @SydneyAirport Well, you’ve come to the right* place.
* Very wrong.
RT @HoskenS: Arnold is the best, listen to Arnold. https://t.co/HYadGCmzFB
@paintsandsings @JohnBirmingham Indeed. That whole East Timor debacle is a scab that Australia really needs to pick at some day.
@arizclint @SydneyAirport Why is this my fault?
@spottytwit I stand corrected.
@BlueJayGliding I did not. Thank you, will read when I’m back at base.
@timehhh Sure, but it’s not a bad whisky.
@NuclearAnthro Well we have possums to fill that niche.
@paintsandsings @JohnBirmingham Did you read the column?
1. Sigh, it’s that’s time of year. 2. We don’t have squirrels in Australia, nor are acorns indigenopic.twitter.com/kRImcP32i432i4
RT @paulestorey: @MikeCarlton01 Angry ex employee rants about the good old days, laments the demise of tea ladies and calls for government…
RT @MikeCarlton01: I also began as an ABC cadet before Michelle Guthrie was born. As a sub editor, I occasionally had to rewrite Geoffrey…
I could eat Japanese pickled seaweed all day. I could fill a bath with it and eat my way to ecstasy.
RT @MartynMcL: My excl story in tomorrow’s @TheScotsman. US taxpayers are footing the bill for trips to @realDonaldTrump’s Turnberry resort…
@CosmicRami It’s an alien stealth ship.
RT @NewtonMark: Homeowners have known there’ll be an airport there since the Government bought the land in 1971, and should go fuck themsel…
What a strange way of describing a perfectly ordinary construction project. https://t.co/dUnoK4n9Ps
RT @DansMonArbre: No immigrant has taken a job from a “real american”. You were laid off by a capitalist who took advantage of that immigr…
RT @monicabyrne13: Also, since a troll seemed to think my photo of flipping off Trump with menstrual blood was a sign of “mental health iss…
@GordyPls @purserj OK, I think that tights as pants is WAY worse that “to verse†as a verb. Way, way worse.
@purserj @oberonsghost @GordyPls And rightly so. Thank you.
Correct. pic.twitter.com/7NRZrPhlxG
The game gets more complicated. “Huawei intensifies 5G push, says Australia could become cyber security leader†https://t.co/aMOsIlIVJ0
@melissamadsen Oh. There’s a point. I have no answer.
RT @MapPornTweet: In lieu of an address, a tourist to Iceland drew this map of Búðardalur and surroundings on an envelope. The postal servi…
@JohnBirmingham Yes well this is indeed an interesting question. https://t.co/bQ3Yz9RpKT
@CosmicRami There’s clear nights up here right now. Get yourself up to the Mountains, or maybe further west. I shou… https://t.co/Fg1rl1T2aP
@mrowe Yeah, when I was producing outside broadcasts etc I’d encourage my crew to stay moderately sober until every… https://t.co/Rh70h3QW8c
RT @TeaPainUSA: Have you folks noticed that Rudy Giuliani has suddenly disappeared from TV after the IG report suggested the FBI leaks tied…
@mrowe So no one will know. When is the first tech run-through?
@purserj @GordyPls Of course not. It’s a natural evolution from saying “Tomorrow, A versus Bâ€, especially if you un… https://t.co/HlqYfd4p5w
@mrowe How many beers will the cast have had? Because as lighting designer you’re allowed double that.
This is so very magnificent. https://t.co/VN6zImMxUY
erstkate Had to screencap this because I didn’t want to ruin the perfect no. of RTs there. pic.twitter.com/mPljBUXR6H
Counterpoint: Your son is a cunt and it’s nothing to do with PayPal. https://t.co/fteZqg9rLr
@Bazzio101 @JohnBirmingham Indeed. Let’s not.
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans :)
@CosmicRami Ah, the Celestron reflector! That’s the descendant of scope us students had when doing Astronomy 1H at… https://t.co/3xWcBshDlP
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans OK, we cannot agree on this. And that’s fine. Also, you are obviously wrong.
I’m not sure I agree with how the tweet characterises the issue, but this is a solid detailed analysis of the econo… https://t.co/x9KWOgoSn4
RT @HunterFelt: The Birth Of Twitter
EXECUTIVE 1: How about a site where, when news break people could all make the same exact joke.
EXECU…
@JeffCurless It is. And after a couple of doubles of that,I decided to pace myself with a pint of cider — which the… https://t.co/4JFUGxldSI
@SteveMolk My pleasure. So many people enjoy TV of so many kinds, and who am I to criticise that, even though my tastes are different?
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans It’s like insisting people report on the Bank of NSW rather than Westpac. It’s the name of the thing.
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans Move on. Seriously.
Correct. And much as I love my friends at @BuzzFeed, this is a VERY narrow view of what constitutes “healthyâ€. https://t.co/8xFED8PznE
RT @DavidFeng: Tip of the iceberg really… https://t.co/HVajJBtkPB
@_midofo_ @Messenger_74 @sydneyswans I agree. Decades have passed.
@JeffCurless Well this is what I’m drinking currently. https://t.co/7khdD0OgVV
@WScetrine @JohnJHarwood Horrifying, isn’t it.
@JeffCurless And, of course, drinking.
@JeffCurless … I’m just flagging that “having a bank account†is being positioned as an obvious benefit (and ther… https://t.co/QgrV0OtRlE
@JeffCurless Cool. No drama. It’s nothing more complicated than that banks charge money (because obviously they pro… https://t.co/21yqonNMvM
_midofo_ Is it right to block anyone who still calls the @sydneyswans South Melbourne Football Club.
RT @JohnJHarwood: if you wonder why some NFL players take a knee, watch this https://t.co/1j2XfqYZqa
Kill them. It’ll be better in the long run. https://t.co/lqzLVY1HPG
RT @AnachieGordon: Dickwit on abc radio saying that revenge porn laws won’t work because once the photos are online prosecution won’t undo…
I’m really hoping this tweet is a joke of some kind. It’s late Saturday afternoon here so I can’t tell. https://t.co/ujDGNHCM5O
@juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid I think it’s fairly clear that everything is proceeding to plan. Just no@tacticalmaidid’s plan.
@JeffCurless Is this a serious question, or sarcasm?
A sad day indeed. https://t.co/OLKMquAi25
@SnarkyPlatypus Did you drop the olive oil bottle?
Or, to put it another way, 1.7 billion adults conduct their financial affairs without a parasite removing a signifi… https://t.co/EY91Wfzx7m
Hey @BlogsofWar this is RTYI. You should get @JohnBirmingham on that little @CovertContact podcast of yours, even i… https://t.co/nA1lUCW5oA
ATTENTION: @JohnBirmingham has made free his magnificent op-ed on the Australian government’s decision to prosecute… https://t.co/IufHvacaoz
@JohnBirmingham Thanks for this, John, because I accidentally deleted the email. Like, properly delete. And this is an excellent column.
Hey @SteveMolk maybe they could move the Logies to Chiangrai! https://t.co/CwFz563wp5
Fuck ’em, Steve. If their tongues were any further up each other’s arses they could taste what everyone had for bre… https://t.co/MncyUBrpPx
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s an interesting quote from that article. I’d missed it originally. In diplomatic language, th… https://t.co/p6HaZq4cMN
RT @DeptDefence: Western Australia will be home to a new Hunter class training and capability centre, known as ‘Ship Zero’, as part of a $6…
This whole thread on the Logies is on-point, but this tweet in particular gets to the nub of it. https://t.co/opBeo90RU6
RT @SteveMolk: Alright people - I’ve been mulling over this and now is the time to talk it out.
My thoughts on… the #Logies.
(thread)
@morebento Oh yes! I worked my way through the Hellyers Road range when I was in Launceston earlier in the year. Very good stuff.
@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Oh, I’m not across that one. I know that historically there’s been occasional talk of a ba… https://t.co/00SgZ1FkRS
RT @DeptDefence: Western Australia will be home to a new Hunter class training and capability centre, known as ‘Ship Zero’, as part of a $6…
Just look at this pathetic cunt missing the entire point of what happened this week. https://t.co/7lcG8J4h5R
@Gwyntaglaw @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk I haven’t been up there. The invitations have always bee… https://t.co/BTtKBiz9xR
As I said earlier, if you’re in the Blue Mountains today, stay out of the wind. pic.twitter.com/0d0iszKttg
@erstkate @JohnBirmingham @aspi @ASPI_org @tweetbot It’s called “maximising engagementâ€.
@JohnBirmingham @aspi @ASPI_org @tweetbot HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good luck with that.
See? This whisky is recommended globally! (Meh, close enough.) https://t.co/MRoUlxLly1
@JohnBirmingham @aspi @ASPI_org The answer to your problems is @tweetbot. Trust me on this.
@SnarkyPlatypus @Gwyntaglaw @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk As you know, both my work and my other interests mean th… https://t.co/6E9Uny1Nwt
@Gwyntaglaw @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk Indeed. There’s quite an engineering and logistics tail… https://t.co/li0WujWiGf
RT @jules_su: I’m dying. https://t.co/gBOtuyAmKg
@JohnBirmingham @aspi You mean @ASPI_org, but yes. Riper’s work in that exercise was something else again. Reminded… https://t.co/fTRLs7wU86
I may have just had the barman pour me a small* one.
* Large.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Despite looking like it’s sold in a bleach bottle, Bruichladdich’s The Classic Laddie… https://t.co/PVIwAy4K1f
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk Townsville was being bombed by Japan and was somewhat north of the B… https://t.co/SYWMCMd7KN
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost This IS the empire we’re in, and it’s why we can eat bananas in winter.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk I’d assume that RAN assets would be taken out by tactical stuff like… https://t.co/Z0f4hMH9zJ
RT @EsotericCD: It’s been a grim, cheerless week on social media , so let’s all relive the single greatest Twitter exchange ever together.…
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Yes and no. “Nuke Pine Gap†was certainly part of the Soviet equivalent to SIOP, and… https://t.co/GkZVpbZFoq
RT @LoisLoanKY: So a white guy tells people that the press is our enemy, then another white guy tells people to go out and gun down journal…
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Sigh. The more material from proper policy and strategic analysts I read, the more de… https://t.co/3bUoLioNN6
Finally, something sensible! https://t.co/RpoZNZfmsz
@SnarkyPlatypus As the article explains, this is really about creating force projection capabilities that parallel… https://t.co/soqThNW4ij
@SnarkyPlatypus “The name change, Mattis explained, reflects ‘the increasing connectivity between the Indian and Pa… https://t.co/6ulIywseLS
@SnarkyPlatypus Meanwhile, “Girding for Confrontation: The Pentagon’s provocative encirclement of Chinaâ€â€¦ https://t.co/GKKSv7bKPP
@SnarkyPlatypus Like this, perhaps? https://t.co/jARrIZwWQE
@SnarkyPlatypus “In the 1930s, it was the punitive U.S. Smoot-Hawley tariff that helped spark the devastating cockt… https://t.co/h5cwRbDJAl
@SnarkyPlatypus “How Donald Trump’s Trade Wars Could Lead to a Great Depressiwarisboring.com/54284-2/GtYdQK
“China Is Muscling India Out of the Maldives†https://t.co/DgrOwqQfWb @SnarkyPlatypus
RT @HoarseWisperer: The year is 2009.
The financial markets are nearing collapse.
Lenders have all but shut down lending for even auto lo…
RT @cstross: I … I don’t think they’re fighting. https://t.co/WBhjHCXsLY
Anyone interested in US force projection should remind themselves of Millennium Challenge 2002 and the work of reti… https://t.co/X71k7UT8I7
RT @kcarruthers: If only we had some kind of national broadband network 🤔 https://t.co/FOLrBkWCiu
RT @alpsa: Of corse Julie Bishop is in town, the West Coast Eagles are playing at Adelaide Oval. https://t.co/EWEpgRVJYC
dobes True 5D chess pic.twitter.com/q5l5IMZGHw
@jpwarren @healthengine Well that’s part of why this is so hilarious, right?
RT @Malfrid_BH: Working on nuclear weapons? Want to live in a welfare state? Come join us! 3,5 year position Assistant Professor/Postdoctor…
This certainly have been the cheeriest timeline. https://t.co/WCwlQ52ffn
RT @mattblaze: Old school phone-based social engineering still alive and well. https://t.co/F2XS4nPNPS
K-town. pic.twitter.com/9TPuNj9UUc
Demonstrating strike capabilities. In the Pacific, for example. https://t.co/TZMBP9s7qf
Just 90 minutes remain to get your cheap digital subscription to the excellent @SatPaper. https://t.co/OtgwExNHQX
RT @CosmicRami: Today is International Asteroid day! Here’s a nice little thread about nuking high velocity mountain bullets in the big bla…
@jpwarren @healthengine It’s clear that @healthengine will stay on this path, presumably because they think they ju… https://t.co/PaY3P38SL1
RT @jmartNYT: Tells his non-Ivy crowds they’re the super elites, but is more taken w elite credentials than Obama
https://t.co/o7756psne3
botandy I call this self care pic.twitter.com/zHPNPQR3Lz
@jplonie Your son is choosing well, though of course I’ve never met him. He is exhibiting Independent Thought, it seems.
Sat plan, confirmed: Slow start, with chores (done); minor errands, Katoomba (no rush); reading, or maybe rewriting… https://t.co/sczJBoj0sJ
Cruel but fair. Though it’s probably more a Peter Thiel / Palantir thing these days. https://t.co/Rv2O3eVCa1
These are such shit Nazis. https://t.co/yqwLikvFkI
RT @AllanSeymour1: The digital edition of the Saturday Paper for 1 year for $59.40 if you subscribe by 3.00 pm this afternoon. Just over $1…
@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni It’s based on the Victorian-era “curry powderâ€, of course, and pr… https://t.co/uDWUo8PGba
@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni Some of the pseudo-Irish pubs have curry gravy as one of the opti… https://t.co/mwZNH6GLPg
@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni And now, partly to annoy @SnarkyPlatypus but mostly because it’s… https://t.co/HI2wAsLB6E
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni I would counter that you may have had some poor gravy experiences.
RT @Josh_Moon: Wellllll… Let’s look at the evidence.
1. She’s black
2. She beats a lot of white girls
I think you see their problem. ht…
These two @onthemedia segments on civility in public discourse, and the problems thereof, are worth listening to.… https://t.co/lVz9uHftFs
davpope Stop the press pic.twitter.com/s98QdJe2Em
RT @PhilipSoos: This op-ed by the IPA head, John Roskam, on the Bank RC is terrible. He compares the RC to the 1930s Soviet show trials - w…
Stilgherrian is an alleged journalist who is the best.
So there. https://t.co/mb9vk60Kst
To be fair, this is largely because they’ll all be incinerated in the inevitable nuclear conflagration. https://t.co/4SiwD2I0Rh
RT @Kaneryyy: 2009: “As Twitter grows, it will increasingly become a place where companies build brands, do research, send information to c…
Sat plan, outline draft: Slow start, with chores; lunch, Katoomba; rewrite a thing, probably; shopping. Exciting, eh?
Saturday in the Blue Mountains. Deceptively sunny. If you’re exposed to the wind you’ll freeze.… https://t.co/qSoKaSGjMW
RT @NeilMcMahon: The Prime Minister has appealed for calm. https://t.co/ir8oqY0WEz
RT @DeptDefence: This year marks the 30th anniversary for the graduation of the first female @Aus_AirForce pilots. Flight Lieutenant Robyn…
PulpLibrarian “Your #coding is weak! Suffer! Suffer!!”
Forth on the Atari, by E Fliegel (1982). pic.twitter.com/InI4aMPZtR
Saturday. Toilet brush or butter knife? It’s a personal choice. Saturday.
Hey kids, @SatPaper has a 40% off sale for digital subscriptions right now, until 1500 AEST tomorrow. The coupon co… https://t.co/M7zdJIOgh1
@whiteswine @sleepingdingo Looking forward to it.
Ah, Friday night! Red wine and corruption allegations. Welcome to Australia.
RT @7NewsSydney: There are calls for former army chief General David Morrison to be stripped of his Australian of the Year title after an o…
@whiteswine Or, for that matter, the VICPOL Armed Offenders Squad.
@whiteswine Thanks for the reminder of this history. I’d forgotten so much of this. So very Adelaide.
RT @QuentinDempster: How strange: @BernardKeane reports lawyer Bernard Collaery’s DPP summons lists each ABC staff interaction “but strange…
@sleepingdingo Good thinking.
@whiteswine Ah yes. You’re just slightly older than me, but now this is all coming back to me. Happy times, eh?