@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark Well I’m moist.
@NewtonMark Meh. It all is scheduled to be nuked when the Soviet tanks roll through the Fulda Gap.
So for reasons I have just become aware of Trumpy Bear and I so want one. You know what to do. youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8R…
@winter_heidi As we all do.
@oberonsghost Everything was a cover-up according to Mulder.
@NewtonMark We can only hope.
@datascienceBee I’m just the messenger.
@NewtonMark Sadly it’s only the one.
ICYMI earlier, this is important. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@expectproblems Hurrah!
This is an inspiration. twitter.com/esaoperations/…
PulpLibrarian Louis Wain was born in #London in 1860. Although he is best known for his drawings of cats he started out as a Vict..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vH
PulpLibrarian Today in pulp let’s take a look at the extraordinary work of Victorian illustrator and cat lover Louis Wain…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BF
@myofoz @NewtonMark Pssst! Check what the account is about.
@NewtonMark This is the biggest problem in all this, yes.
@NewtonMark I’m sorry.
@LizDolphinfluff No one ever did.
MatthewBevan Moses was a refugee leading a caravan of people fleeing oppression looking for a new home. I doubt he’d get into th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX
Follow the oil, kids. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
DISPENSE WITH A HORSE. twitter.com/marinamaral2/s…
Correct. No one outside the Canberra even notices this shit. And it’ll all be forgotten by the Gallery by Wednesday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MI
NewtonMark Adelaide University’s new Bachelor of Mansplaining. twitter.com/ToulasTake/sta…
@DavidFeng I’ve missed where the proceeds of this swear jar go.
DavidParis Tesla Used An Artist’s Work Without Permission And Elon Musk Was Unsurprisingly An Arse About It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B0
@arizclint @Net_Metalrat @SydneyAirport That’s why I’m on The Lists.
kcarruthers Hope she enjoys her unwinnable spot on the ticket. Go Libs. twitter.com/joshbbornstein…
@Net_Metalrat @arizclint @SydneyAirport Not about some American academic skiving in Australia and making rubbish decisions at an airport.
@DavidFeng Indeed.
@DavidFeng Your wife must be a goddess to put up with you.
UkNatArchives Occupation?
The Queen.
Queen Victoria’s census entry in 1851. #twitterstorians
socsi.in/6cEFL pic.twitter.com/8K4v20AMku
@sylmobile Well something is wrong with you.
@SnarkyPlatypus @JonathanPieNews Well this is where it gets very, very meta. I don’t know that I can tell any more…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h5
@JonathanPieNews @SnarkyPlatypus Actually, @SnarkyPlatypus may hate it, but fuck him.
@JonathanPieNews @SnarkyPlatypus This is a very good one, @JonathanPieNews.
@JonathanPieNews I think @SnarkyPlatypus would appreciate the description of Vogue magazine’s comments on the Suffr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DB
@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark Ah OK, I was fooled by the perspective. As you were. They fly.
ATTENTION: New @JonathanPieNews “Oppression Obsession” youtube.com/watch?v=p9_bI7…
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark All buttresses are terrorists.
@NewtonMark They’re just buttresses. They’re not flying.
@erstkate Potato potato.
SaywhatNathan How deadly are these museum stickers pic.twitter.com/yX1kUwAyeC
@arizclint @SydneyAirport Well, you’ve come to the right* place.
* Very wrong.
HoskenS Arnold is the best, listen to Arnold. twitter.com/schwarzenegger…
@paintsandsings @JohnBirmingham Indeed. That whole East Timor debacle is a scab that Australia really needs to pick at some day.
@arizclint @SydneyAirport Why is this my fault?
@spottytwit I stand corrected.
@BlueJayGliding I did not. Thank you, will read when I’m back at base.
@timehhh Sure, but it’s not a bad whisky.
@NuclearAnthro Well we have possums to fill that niche.
@paintsandsings @JohnBirmingham Did you read the column?
1. Sigh, it’s that’s time of year. 2. We don’t have squirrels in Australia, nor are acorns indigenous. pic.twitter.com/kRImcP32i4
paulestorey @MikeCarlton01 Angry ex employee rants about the good old days, laments the demise of tea ladies and calls for gove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D4
MikeCarlton01 I also began as an ABC cadet before Michelle Guthrie was born. As a sub editor, I occasionally had to rewrite Geof..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pN
I could eat Japanese pickled seaweed all day. I could fill a bath with it and eat my way to ecstasy.
MartynMcL My excl story in tomorrow’s @TheScotsman. US taxpayers are footing the bill for trips to @realDonaldTrump’s Turnber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mi
@CosmicRami It’s an alien stealth ship.
NewtonMark Homeowners have known there’ll be an airport there since the Government bought the land in 1971, and should go fuck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qX
What a strange way of describing a perfectly ordinary construction project. twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…
DansMonArbre No immigrant has taken a job from a “real american”. You were laid off by a capitalist who took advantage of that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zC
monicabyrne13 Also, since a troll seemed to think my photo of flipping off Trump with menstrual blood was a sign of “mental healt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dB
@GordyPls @purserj OK, I think that tights as pants is WAY worse that “to verse” as a verb. Way, way worse.
@purserj @oberonsghost @GordyPls And rightly so. Thank you.
Correct. pic.twitter.com/7NRZrPhlxG
The game gets more complicated. “Huawei intensifies 5G push, says Australia could become cyber security leader” abc.net.au/news/2018-06-3…
@melissamadsen Oh. There’s a point. I have no answer.
MapPornTweet In lieu of an address, a tourist to Iceland drew this map of Búðardalur and surroundings on an envelope. The postal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7J
@JohnBirmingham Yes well this is indeed an interesting question. twitter.com/UrbanWronski/s…
@CosmicRami There’s clear nights up here right now. Get yourself up to the Mountains, or maybe further west. I shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP
@mrowe Yeah, when I was producing outside broadcasts etc I’d encourage my crew to stay moderately sober until every..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8c
TeaPainUSA Have you folks noticed that Rudy Giuliani has suddenly disappeared from TV after the IG report suggested the FBI le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV
@mrowe So no one will know. When is the first tech run-through?
@purserj @GordyPls Of course not. It’s a natural evolution from saying “Tomorrow, A versus B”, especially if you un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5w
@mrowe How many beers will the cast have had? Because as lighting designer you’re allowed double that.
This is so very magnificent. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…
erstkate Had to screencap this because I didn’t want to ruin the perfect no. of RTs there. pic.twitter.com/mPljBUXR6H
Counterpoint: Your son is a cunt and it’s nothing to do with PayPal. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@Bazzio101 @JohnBirmingham Indeed. Let’s not.
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans :)
@CosmicRami Ah, the Celestron reflector! That’s the descendant of scope us students had when doing Astronomy 1H at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lP
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans OK, we cannot agree on this. And that’s fine. Also, you are obviously wrong.
I’m not sure I agree with how the tweet characterises the issue, but this is a solid detailed analysis of the econo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n4
HunterFelt The Birth Of Twitter
EXECUTIVE 1: How about a site where, when news break people could all make the same exact jok..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…se
@JeffCurless It is. And after a couple of doubles of that,I decided to pace myself with a pint of cider — which the.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dSI
@SteveMolk My pleasure. So many people enjoy TV of so many kinds, and who am I to criticise that, even though my tastes are different?
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans It’s like insisting people report on the Bank of NSW rather than Westpac. It’s the name of the thing.
@Messenger_74 @_midofo_ @sydneyswans Move on. Seriously.
Correct. And much as I love my friends at @BuzzFeed, this is a VERY narrow view of what constitutes “healthy”. twitter.com/zackwhittaker/…
DavidFeng Tip of the iceberg really… twitter.com/bjprc/status/1…
juhasaarinen Inside Wellywood: How NZ taxpayers forked out $575 million for Hollywood to film here, via @nzherald..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ot
@_midofo_ @Messenger_74 @sydneyswans I agree. Decades have passed.
@JeffCurless Well this is what I’m drinking currently. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@WScetrine @JohnJHarwood Horrifying, isn’t it.
@JeffCurless And, of course, drinking.
@JeffCurless … I’m just flagging that “having a bank account” is being positioned as an obvious benefit (and ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lE
@JeffCurless Cool. No drama. It’s nothing more complicated than that banks charge money (because obviously they pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vM
_midofo_ Is it right to block anyone who still calls the @sydneyswans South Melbourne Football Club.
JohnJHarwood if you wonder why some NFL players take a knee, watch this twitter.com/sahluwal/statu…
Kill them. It’ll be better in the long run. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…
AnachieGordon Dickwit on abc radio saying that revenge porn laws won’t work because once the photos are online prosecution won’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nE
I’m really hoping this tweet is a joke of some kind. It’s late Saturday afternoon here so I can’t tell. twitter.com/JeffCurless/st…
@juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid I think it’s fairly clear that everything is proceeding to plan. Just not @tacticalmaid’s plan.
@JeffCurless Is this a serious question, or sarcasm?
A sad day indeed. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus Did you drop the olive oil bottle?
Or, to put it another way, 1.7 billion adults conduct their financial affairs without a parasite removing a signifi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7m
Hey @BlogsofWar this is RTYI. You should get @JohnBirmingham on that little @CovertContact podcast of yours, even i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oA
ATTENTION: @JohnBirmingham has made free his magnificent op-ed on the Australian government’s decision to prosecute..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oz
@JohnBirmingham Thanks for this, John, because I accidentally deleted the email. Like, properly delete. And this is an excellent column.
Hey @SteveMolk maybe they could move the Logies to Chiangrai! twitter.com/smartbrain/sta…
Fuck ‘em, Steve. If their tongues were any further up each other’s arses they could taste what everyone had for bre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s an interesting quote from that article. I’d missed it originally. In diplomatic language, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MN
DeptDefence Western Australia will be home to a new Hunter class training and capability centre, known as ‘Ship Zero’, as part..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2B
This whole thread on the Logies is on-point, but this tweet in particular gets to the nub of it. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
SteveMolk Alright people - I’ve been mulling over this and now is the time to talk it out.
My thoughts on… the #Logies.
(thread)
@morebento Oh yes! I worked my way through the Hellyers Road range when I was in Launceston earlier in the year. Very good stuff.
@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Oh, I’m not across that one. I know that historically there’s been occasional talk of a ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS
DeptDefence Western Australia will be home to a new Hunter class training and capability centre, known as ‘Ship Zero’, as part..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Z
Just look at this pathetic cunt missing the entire point of what happened this week. twitter.com/marcorubio/sta…
@Gwyntaglaw @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk I haven’t been up there. The invitations have always bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xR
As I said earlier, if you’re in the Blue Mountains today, stay out of the wind. pic.twitter.com/0d0iszKttg
@erstkate @JohnBirmingham @aspi @ASPI_org @tweetbot It’s called “maximising engagement”.
@JohnBirmingham @aspi @ASPI_org @tweetbot HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good luck with that.
See? This whisky is recommended globally! (Meh, close enough.) twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…
@JohnBirmingham @aspi @ASPI_org The answer to your problems is @tweetbot. Trust me on this.
@SnarkyPlatypus @Gwyntaglaw @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk As you know, both my work and my other interests mean th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wt
@Gwyntaglaw @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk Indeed. There’s quite an engineering and logistics tail..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gf
jules_su I’m dying. pic.twitter.com/gBOtuyAmKg
@JohnBirmingham @aspi You mean @ASPI_org, but yes. Riper’s work in that exercise was something else again. Reminded..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…86
I may have just had the barman pour me a small* one.
* Large.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Despite looking like it’s sold in a bleach bottle, Bruichladdich’s The Classic Laddie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1f
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk Townsville was being bombed by Japan and was somewhat north of the B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KN
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost This IS the empire we’re in, and it’s why we can eat bananas in winter.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @ArmsControlWonk I’d assume that RAN assets would be taken out by tactical stuff like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ
EsotericCD It’s been a grim, cheerless week on social media , so let’s all relive the single greatest Twitter exchange ever to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lQ
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Yes and no. “Nuke Pine Gap” was certainly part of the Soviet equivalent to SIOP, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oq
LoisLoanKY So a white guy tells people that the press is our enemy, then another white guy tells people to go out and gun down..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hs
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Sigh. The more material from proper policy and strategic analysts I read, the more de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N6
Finally, something sensible! twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus As the article explains, this is really about creating force projection capabilities that parallel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ij
@SnarkyPlatypus “The name change, Mattis explained, reflects ‘the increasing connectivity between the Indian and Pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LS
@SnarkyPlatypus Meanwhile, “Girding for Confrontation: The Pentagon’s provocative encirclement of China”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PP
@SnarkyPlatypus Like this, perhaps? twitter.com/HoarseWisperer…
@SnarkyPlatypus “In the 1930s, it was the punitive U.S. Smoot-Hawley tariff that helped spark the devastating cockt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Al
@SnarkyPlatypus “How Donald Trump’s Trade Wars Could Lead to a Great Depression” warisboring.com/54284-2/
“China Is Muscling India Out of the Maldives” warisboring.com/china-is-muscl… @SnarkyPlatypus
HoarseWisperer The year is 2009.
The financial markets are nearing collapse.
Lenders have all but shut down lending for even aut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tS
cstross I … I don’t think they’re fighting. twitter.com/meganmorrone/s…
Anyone interested in US force projection should remind themselves of Millennium Challenge 2002 and the work of reti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I7
kcarruthers If only we had some kind of national broadband network 🤔 twitter.com/smlbizsuccess/…
alpsa Of corse Julie Bishop is in town, the West Coast Eagles are playing at Adelaide Oval. twitter.com/kate_a_somers/…
dobes True 5D chess pic.twitter.com/q5l5IMZGHw
@jpwarren @healthengine Well that’s part of why this is so hilarious, right?
Malfrid_BH Working on nuclear weapons? Want to live in a welfare state? Come join us! 3,5 year position Assistant Professor/Po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aH
This certainly have been the cheeriest timeline. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
mattblaze Old school phone-based social engineering still alive and well. twitter.com/jgreendc/statu…
K-town. pic.twitter.com/9TPuNj9UUc
Demonstrating strike capabilities. In the Pacific, for example. twitter.com/USPacificFleet…
Just 90 minutes remain to get your cheap digital subscription to the excellent @SatPaper. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
CosmicRami Today is International Asteroid day! Here’s a nice little thread about nuking high velocity mountain bullets in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7D
@jpwarren @healthengine It’s clear that @healthengine will stay on this path, presumably because they think they ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L1
jmartNYT Tells his non-Ivy crowds they’re the super elites, but is more taken w elite credentials than Obama
twitter.com/maggienyt/stat…
botandy I call this self care pic.twitter.com/zHPNPQR3Lz
@jplonie Your son is choosing well, though of course I’ve never met him. He is exhibiting Independent Thought, it seems.
Sat plan, confirmed: Slow start, with chores (done); minor errands, Katoomba (no rush); reading, or maybe rewriting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sJ
Cruel but fair. Though it’s probably more a Peter Thiel / Palantir thing these days. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…
These are such shit Nazis. twitter.com/amanbatheja/st…
AllanSeymour1 The digital edition of the Saturday Paper for 1 year for $59.40 if you subscribe by 3.00 pm this afternoon. Just ov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cY
@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni It’s based on the Victorian-era “curry powder”, of course, and pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ba
@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni Some of the pseudo-Irish pubs have curry gravy as one of the opti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg
@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni And now, partly to annoy @SnarkyPlatypus but mostly because it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6E
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @michaelmeloni I would counter that you may have had some poor gravy experiences.
Josh_Moon Wellllll… Let’s look at the evidence.
1. She’s black
2. She beats a lot of white girls
I think you see their pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5
These two @onthemedia segments on civility in public discourse, and the problems thereof, are worth listening to…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fs
davpope Stop the press pic.twitter.com/s98QdJe2Em
PhilipSoos This op-ed by the IPA head, John Roskam, on the Bank RC is terrible. He compares the RC to the 1930s Soviet show tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wa
Stilgherrian is an alleged journalist who is the best.
So there. twitter.com/petitobjetb/st…
To be fair, this is largely because they’ll all be incinerated in the inevitable nuclear conflagration. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
Kaneryyy 2009: “As Twitter grows, it will increasingly become a place where companies build brands, do research, send inform..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mi
Sat plan, outline draft: Slow start, with chores; lunch, Katoomba; rewrite a thing, probably; shopping. Exciting, eh?
Saturday in the Blue Mountains. Deceptively sunny. If you’re exposed to the wind you’ll freeze…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MW
NeilMcMahon The Prime Minister has appealed for calm. twitter.com/sbs/status/101…
DeptDefence This year marks the 30th anniversary for the graduation of the first female @Aus_AirForce pilots. Flight Lieutenant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q3
PulpLibrarian “Your #coding is weak! Suffer! Suffer!!”
Forth on the Atari, by E Fliegel (1982). pic.twitter.com/InI4aMPZtR
27khv It’s a sign that we live in strange times when some people openly fear peace more than they fear conflict. pic.twitter.com/YHJY6KJhmb
Saturday. Toilet brush or butter knife? It’s a personal choice. Saturday.
Hey kids, @SatPaper has a 40% off sale for digital subscriptions right now, until 1500 AEST tomorrow. The coupon co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h1
@whiteswine @sleepingdingo Looking forward to it.
Ah, Friday night! Red wine and corruption allegations. Welcome to Australia.
7NewsSydney There are calls for former army chief General David Morrison to be stripped of his Australian of the Year title aft..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ue
@whiteswine Or, for that matter, the VICPOL Armed Offenders Squad.
@whiteswine Thanks for the reminder of this history. I’d forgotten so much of this. So very Adelaide.
QuentinDempster How strange: @BernardKeane reports lawyer Bernard Collaery’s DPP summons lists each ABC staff interaction “but stra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ad
@sleepingdingo Good thinking.
@whiteswine Ah yes. You’re just slightly older than me, but now this is all coming back to me. Happy times, eh?