Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 2nd, 2018

jackhenryR I am always amazed at the uncanny talent of Fairfax snapper Alex @ellinghausen to expose the soul of his subjects…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rE

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@zackster Look I just work here. Do you want to buy it or don’t you?

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Tofu is not a real thing. You have been deceived.

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“I’ve always thought that every robot is a sex robot if your attitude is right.” — Frankie Boyle

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Frankie Boyle can find plenty of interesting women to fill his comedy show, so what’s everyone else’s problem?

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Watching “Frankie Boyle’s New World Order” (S2 EP3) (1 Jun)youtube.com/watch?v=kPNm5u…

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@JohnBirmingham I promise not to break your city too much.

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@JohnBirmingham Exactly. The barmaid was awesome at dealing with their shock.

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@JohnBirmingham I know, family man etc. Well, as a single irresponsible white male, I can tell you that “The Piney”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs

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@JohnBirmingham Am I having to explain contemporary Brisbane to @JohnBirmingham? Because that would be hilarious.

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@JohnBirmingham Your city is changing, @JohnBirmingham. I didn’t break it.

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@JohnBirmingham No no, eight months ago they turned the front bar into Helsby’s Ale House. And I’ve been into their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nd

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DawnHFoster An important announcement pic.twitter.com/9c6h3Nl8ZZ

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@JohnBirmingham I didn’t realise this was all so fuckin’ fragile that I might break things.

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@JohnBirmingham I’ve been drinking ales and whiskeys at the Pineapple Hotel. But I’ve just got back to my hotel in Spring Hill.

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@pelagikat Heh. I’ll talk more about my conversation with my new acquaintance from Shanghai in the next podcast.

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So five hours later than planned I’m still on the wrong side of the river. Excellent.

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At this point I’d like to say that the people sending me more money to drink more alcohol are Very Bad People and I love you.

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@kcarruthers @NewtonMark Just a reminder to both of you, I can sit pets and don’t require airfares. I can provide references.

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A phrase I hadn’t expected to encounter tonight: sex slang daddy. twitter.com/WhoresofYore/s…

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@whiteswine @SnarkyPlatypus Which tells me that there’s a space for smart businesspeople.

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@MalwareJake As you may imagine, you’ve piqued my curiosity.

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Sorry, who the fuck is even doing this? twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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I pass this on as an observation only. Retweets are not endorsements. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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The trick, of course, is to establish very early that no one is losing face by doing this, but you’re gaining face..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uy

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Just quietly, Google Translate is a wonderful thing to have open on an iPad when conversing with someone whose firs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…co

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@whiteswine This would behoove us, yes. But the more I talk with PRC travellers from the rapidly expanding coastal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…01

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@whiteswine My new acquaintance also says that the new aspirational middle class folks of Shangai will pay bonus fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4w

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@whiteswine That’s an important point. I doubt that Australian winemakers have noted that. Flogging a botrytis stic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62

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@whiteswine Thanks mate. I was surprised that my new acquaintance from Shanghai, who like gutsy beers and whiskeys,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kQ

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Fascinating conversation was fascinating.

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Hey @whiteswine please tell me who does the best dry Riesling in Australia right now.

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OK, Australia, level up! Epic Beer from New Zealand epicbeer.com already has two tap houses in Shangai.

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He has been in Brisbane for a year and thinks he’s found all five tap houses in Brisbane. Now I’m wondering what th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tH

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I’ve also just met a guy originally from Shanghai who’s been working in Brisbane for ages. He’s a craft beer and wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP

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The Slipstream Imperial IPA at 8.5%. Yes, this is very good. pic.twitter.com/SogDdPd9Ih

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@GLComputing I’m based in Wentworth Falls and in Sydney a lot. ;) Just visiting Brisbane for a few days.

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@smartbrain Oh of course. He must be servicing the SEKRIT ICBM launchers.

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Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. I’ve just discovered I’m five short blocks from the Brisbane German Club. It’s not really th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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@GLComputing Me too. I’m really only just learning about whisky. I’m a late starter.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus I am always harmonious, David. Ask anybody.

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Goddam winter. It’s already dark outside.

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slipperyseal You’re welcome to my laundry trolley. But there will be consequences. pic.twitter.com/z6p5wCmJMd

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mzjacobson After 1 full year of a living in a fully-electrified (no gas or gasoline) home, I am pleased to report 20% of all P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz

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@mramclrn @therevmountain @franksting This bar was renovated into Helsby’s Ale House only eight months ago, I’m tol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DG

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Abandoning all of this plan after “across the Story Bridge”. We’ll see how things go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If this is available in bottles, I would certainly not complain if a case of it arrived mysteriously. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@expectproblems What is wrong with you? (Apart from all the things, obviously.)

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@max_au Ta. Also, I only just saw your comment on Instagram. Sigh. I’m in Brisbane until Tuesday, FWIW.

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@franksting @therevmountain She’s also a bit of a porter fan and also recommended the porters on the blackboard.

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OK, @franksting @therevmountain, La Sirène Enigma Saison is just fuckin’ gorgeous. Barmaid says all of the Saison b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac

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Spirits. Please tell me about these whiskeys and bourbons. pic.twitter.com/r37NrD10sx

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@therevmountain @franksting Yeah but I’ve just been drinking the Roots & Leaves Ginger Beer, so I’m not sure an IPA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2V

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@franksting @robcorr I understand. I understand all too well.

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@franksting The Crankshaft I know well. It too warm for a “robust porter” today though.

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@spottytwit It is. With ginger beers I’m always worried about pigging into them, even when they’re dry as.

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@franksting Late in the day to be having breakfast.

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@spottytwit Chatting with the barmaid, she concurs with my assessment. “Approachable”, she describes it.

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Roots & Leaves Ginger Beer. Just enough sweetness to take the edge off the sharpness of ginger, should you need tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o7

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@spottytwit Gimme a break, I’m just finishing the pale.

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danielhurstbne It began at midnight: a six-hour police stakeout to catch the shoe-loving thieves who had pilfered 40 pairs of sand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nc

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CUTEST_ANlMALS if you thought your dog came quickly when you called? Well, wait till you see Pickle… pic.twitter.com/LzqOIGLBQh

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KittenFlower The only acceptable response to “You were better looking before you got glasses” is, “You were better looking before I got glasses, too”.

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@benjpullen Thanks. I’ll leave that for tomorrow, I think. I’ve still got a bunch of walking to do today.

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@smartbrain Is that the Taksin Bridge? My memory is bad.

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@JonoH I’m making it up as I go along. I’ve stumbled into an alehouse, and will have two drinks here before heading to The Gabba.

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@Jovianshadow I’ll bear that in mind if I see them, thanks.

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@_midofo_ Yes, but the and Crossing tweets are usually kept totally separate.

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The barmaid has suggested I use @untappd but do I really want someone else logging my beer drinking?

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@_midofo_ I was on foot. And as I’m sure you know it’s not a railway bridge.

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Here’s the tap list. I’ll try the Roots & Leaves Ginger Beer next. pic.twitter.com/aJcNTYltsA

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Kaiju Krush Pale Ale. It’s 4.7% but tastes lighter and more innocuous than that. Slightly too sweet and wimpy for m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IW

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, whatever dialect they are speaking here, it’s neither Mandarin nor Cantonese, I don’t think…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YO

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After initial concerns — see photos — I have found a Chinese BBQ packed with the relevant locals. The grandmother htwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is1N

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Are you surprised to see the word “Meriton” at the top of this building? No, you are not. pic.twitter.com/CUiyXGmbtm

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Here we go, into the wilds of Brisbane. pic.twitter.com/Lo1Lv7IBYP

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imogendunlevie I saw the news and was like ‘bit sensitive, mate’
Mate is what you say when you hate someone

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imogendunlevie I forgot that other countries don’t just casually say cunt when talking to their friends.

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@franksting My understanding is that the video will be online in a couple of weeks.

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DJYwrites jesus christ stan it’s not a competition twitter.com/TheRealStanLee…

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@rwauters1 Thanks so much. I’ll also make use of it if I run behind my “schedule” today.

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Selling IPA advocacy in South Australia is also rather… bold. Unless he doesn’t realise the local enthusiasm for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pu

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“I haven’t met anyone today who hasn’t seen her on Sky TV.” So, folks, imagine going to meet the people, and the on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9y

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@rwauters1 Thanks. I have to do some research and writing tomorrow, so a ferry to a pleasant location for that sounds ideal.

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Sat plan, new draft: Wander from Spring Hill to Chinatown for a late lunch, across the Story Bridge to the Gabba so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JN

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I now note that “very lazy morning” was in my outline draft plan, so in hindsight sleeping all morning was actually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L5

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SnarkyPlatypus So there are oceans of blood on Pluto, right?

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karaschlegl “Most stabbing is just bad hugs” twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus So I see. Accor has a nice variety and scale of brands now. And i need to focus on one group for lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EQ

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I suppose I could also just send down for wine and watch videos all day.

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I think I’ll have a coffee, then see if I even feel capable of independent locomotion and/or thought today.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sort of, I suppose. I’m certainly stressed and exhausted. And snuffling. If I get Conference Flu I’ll be very, very annoyed.

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Oh. Guess who just fell asleep for two and a half hours. Or rather, just woke up after doing so.

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edbott Relitigating the War of 1812 is about as MAGA as it gets. twitter.com/chrislhayes/st…

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Yes, this is indeed excellent* and fine*. Attn: @dobes. twitter.com/JuddLegum/stat…

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internetofshit i might be off brand here but I would use the hell out of that twitter.com/tarbard/status…

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I’d say that Kim Jong-Un runs rings around Donald Trump, but that would conjure up an unpleasant mental image.

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Lead story in @SatPaper: “Inside Labor’s refugee strategy”
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NickBryantNY Little Rocket Man sends very big letter - this week has certainly made Oval Office photo-ops great again pic.twitter.com/2PTlybhPxr

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@TechDesignau It is tempting, and it’s close by. I will probably just head out the door of the hotel and see what takes my fancy.

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Scottludlam can confirm i haven’t been approached to run for one nation

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cindypinkceo Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered..”who ties your shoelaces for you?”

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jsphdeal happy pride month gays and remember black trans women and femme queens got us the rights we have today and masc4mas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP

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QJernalisms Well let’s review history.

She shot back into the public spotlight via your dumpster fire of a TV program and has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LX

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jeamland Satoshi once said to his disciple “Find me a nonce that will make this value hash to zero.”

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@NigelBell19 @zdnetaustralia Read further. It’s the punters’ money that goes missing, alas.

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@dobes @jeamland @davidgerard Yes, that IS very good. That probably deserves wider publication.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “State-sponsored cyber attacks deserve tougher responses: @ASPI_org report” zdnet.com/article/state-…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Australian real estate agents a trending target for cybercrime” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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You’ve done very well in Brisbane today, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/TXNY4v50xD

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Sat plan, outline draft: Very lazy morning; figure out everything else after breakfast. I’m in Brisbane, it’s a bea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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Saturday. Seven mounds of grey dust. Saturday.

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