Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 6th, 2018

botandy Houdini steps suddenly into the main living area of the ISS, one quizzical eyebrow raised. the greatest illusion of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fX

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@EmzieMac1 Ah! Sounds a lovely evening, but I can’t make that one revenue-positive.

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MusicMagazine Importantly, we need to consider the subject of Composers Who Look Like Bond Villains. We will begin with Sibelius…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gi0W

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Russian launch vehicles still look the best. twitter.com/SpaceflightNow…

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@EmzieMac1 I won’t be, sorry, and given deadlines my “like to be” can’t enter into it. Should I ask why?

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@AusRob In defence of Turnbull — yeah I know — that was actually a joke by Abbott. Which fell flat because (a) Abbotwitter.com/i/web/status/1…TjdF

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@cbmccartney That’s right. That is still my point.

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@PointZeroOne @NewtonMark Clearly more than you might think. And besides, people don’t teach their kids how long to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9W

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@oberonsghost The entire concept of Turnbull popping down to the pub to watch State of Origin is ludicrous. I mean,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vA

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While I do note that this is a work in progress, I’m not sure that this map shows all of VOC’s theatre of operation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A6

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@NewtonMark @PointZeroOne Do I have to give you boys The Talk about cultural literacy?

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ed_solomon I’m updating my privacy policy pic.twitter.com/NtrftC7lIP

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@michaelneale Pity the poor sod. Lineys work hard.

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AndrewR_Physics Wait until you find out about academics… twitter.com/mental_floss/s…

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@dobes All I am going to say is that one of the bar staff asked if we were here to watch the game and I glared at her SO hard.

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awelder This is Turnbull’s equivalent of Abbott’s “shit happens” twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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winfield_cup Due to Channel Nine’s coverage of the first Winfield State of Origin match, Matlock will be shown at the special ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F

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@mukimu You have been on Shopping Mall Island too long and have forgotten how sarcasm works.

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earleyedition Some of us mistakenly thought the purpose of the NBN was so everyone in the country could use the internet as much..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

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EdgarSanchez For all the people who left and migrated to on a rush because you don’t like Microsoft, welcome to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR

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@nehadk @dobes @manindotblack I’m bad both at marketing and at getting the love I deserve.

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@ericpink I’ll have to find the blog post that was an excellent taxonomy including the key terms “on background only” and “off record”.

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@ericpink That doesn’t include “no remembering”.

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@ericpink No. It was “no photos, no recording”

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@dobes @manindotblack Once I re-gain my Apple listing I’ll be after reviews, though. A bit. I do need more audience.

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nehadk Wait until he finds out about the broccoli coffee. He’ll be regretting the move. twitter.com/stevesmithffx/…

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@DrRhysPockett Clearly they gave the job of designing merchandise to someone with no clue.

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The Hardcore Conservative Cock Ring is only $10. At least I think that’s what it is. So that’s basically three cock..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L1

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Mind you, the Hardcore Conservative Koala is like $30. Even the non-Harcore Koala is $30. conservatives.org.au/shop pic.twitter.com/D1rfZapa9v

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@MarkLaffan They’re not looking THAT bored, are they?

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@GordyPls @ShaneBryan_IT And you can do worse than a Chokito. Much worse.

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@GordyPls This reminds of the time an elevator got stuck and, when I talked to the guy over the comms system, he ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kf

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I have changed the plan, but I’m not telling you how just yet.

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@aspientiae Heh. I am across Thai regional politics. It can get very ugly.

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Can I just say that if a certain European car maker released the Fiat Reptile then I might learn to drive.

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@FreoPope Obviously. Because these old Syrian blokes have been running their barber shop in Kings Cross forever and MUST BE STOPPED.

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@jpwarren The hamsters are the upgrade from the mice.

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@PointZeroOne Actually, the breaks between commitments help reduce my stress levels, so all the trains are a Good Thing.

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Me: Can I ask what language you guys are speaking?
Barber: Arabic…
Me: Oh, I was thinking it kinda sounds like Arabtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…lAnn

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@NuclearAnthro Mind you, I’ve just spent couple of weeks carpet-bombing my intestinal biome, so I’m immune to almos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qt

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@NuclearAnthro Yeah thanks there’s no need to provide further detail on that one.

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expectproblems Planning a Bad Movie Night with @SianKL pic.twitter.com/VpFsviZWGU

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@aqualung Alternatively, you’ve missed my sarcasm.

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The question I have is what’s worse? Being tweeted this lame joke? Or all us pricks retweeting Mr Snipes’ heartfelt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6

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The new Quarterly Essay looks interesting. pic.twitter.com/aIjNwOfLH6

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thegrugq Not sure if they’re talking about America or DPRK tbh. Probably not America with a number that low.. twitter.com/committeehrnk/…

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@NuclearAnthro To be fair, I would buy those magic beans. Magic beans promote rectal health.

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Approximately 72 hours after you just suggested it. twitter.com/Infosanity/sta…

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Has anyone thought about putting on a cybersecurity conference?

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems “Riveted”? Or… wait for it… where they nailed it!

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There’s nothing in this thread which isn’t hilarious, unless you’re an American and have to live with the inevitabl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e7

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Where do the backpackers go when it’s raining?

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I just mentioned it and complained and then people sent me money.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re not up to speed on this, apparently.

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@jonoabroad No the entire point is that I, a person who loathes avocado, has to review the chicken and avocado pie.

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The pie shop has sold out of chicken and avocado pies because just look at the weather it’s a pie day. So I’ll have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qT

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@jxeeno @TrainsInfo Mind you, pre-fried eggs are a crime against humanity.

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@jxeeno @TrainsInfo Yes, this does seem like an acceptable morning snack.

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@TrainsInfo @jxeeno Now this is a question. If it were a Cornish pasty, then definitely. A vegetable pastie can be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nE

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@michaelneale I appreciate that DNS at scale is hard, but even so.

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Thanks, everyone. It looks like we have shoddy Telstra 4G DNS problems from the CBD through to Hornsby to the Moon.

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Hey is anyone else on Telstra 4G in, say, Kings Cross having DNS errors aplenty right now? Connectivity is good is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yo

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“Exclusive: Aussie Firm Loses $6.6M to Backdoored Cryptocurrency” by @Jeremy_Kirk, a really good get…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JK

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@Jeremy_Kirk Goddammit! I mean, “Oh well played you!”

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March quarter crime stats are out from NSW @BOCSAR. “Big increase in cocaine arrests,” apparently…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F7

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I really can’t excite myself with a toasted sandwich, and believe me I’ve tried.

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I think NSW TrainLink must have a different definition of “exciting” twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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@mpesce How about searches for “scam” and “ponzi”?

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Oh dear. It’s Drain The Grease Trap Day at the Holiday Inn Potts Point and the entire area reeks of rancid everything.

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@incorrect True. And nurses have both knowledge and access to chemicals.

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Fully antlered in just 36 minutes. I think this is some kind of record.

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@RealNickHodge Indeed. Although these nurses are at a private clinic. Because I’m special.

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firstdogonmoon Don’t forget June 12 is Hug A Climate Scientist Day. Let’s say thanks to all the scientists who know in grim detail..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YR

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@danhett I’d like to add one for @TrainLinkWest. “If you talk in the quiet carriage you will be boiled.”

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How these nurses get through the day without deciding to kill people is beyond me

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@RealNickHodge It’s probably simple to just panic about everything. I’ve been working towards this logical end state for years.

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@jxeeno @indigoid Some weird Illuminati shit going down today. @dobes, I reckon the Orb has something to do with this.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Wed plan: 1000 medico; writing for not-SEKRIT project (no, really); 1215 back repairs; more writing; 1400 editorial..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xs

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@bernietb @indigoid I was once planning to charter a train for a significant occasion. The price was not unreasonab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u1

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ellecia Hard to see your heroes struggle pic.twitter.com/aRYqIq52U6

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@indigoid This is a question for @jxeeno, amongst others.

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@indigoid Other possibilities are a film shoot, or a corporate express to some event. The retired persons’ conferen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bw

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I herby reserve that band name Global Plastic Calamity. twitter.com/kemal_atlay/st…

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Is it worth trying to work up “chain-link fence” into a firewall and blockchain joke?

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p I got that one too. I could stomach only so many insane claims.

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SnarkyPlatypus With red sirens and a mirrorball, I hope twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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DiscordianKitty Sir Isaac Newton never showed interest in women, but had a very close, personal relationship with a man, which, whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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expectproblems US Politics in 2018 are certainly… producing unique headlines that require a double-takepic.twitter.com/Ot9s5J4gMfMf

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@paulkidd @mpesce FUCK THE OCEAN LOOK WHAT THESE MANIACS ARE WANTING TO DO TO OUR COFFEE. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@munin Please stop even speculating about how this could be not completely terrible.

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@jpwarren I’m most certainly not complaining!

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“Broccoli coffee: Scientists hope powdered veg can improve diets, cut down crop waste” abc.net.au/news/rural/201… Who,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uc

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@jpwarren And I don’t think that Hansard is up yet.

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Heh. We can all just download the Hansard, you know. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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marcuskelson I’m going with … and there will be more to this story as it comes to hand? twitter.com/abc/status/100…

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eharfenist It’s , so check out these amazing Photoshop pieces by @aganharahap that show American celebs like Biggie, L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zU

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NuclearAnthro “Loudest warning ever produced,” this Civil Defense air raid siren runs off a 180 horsepower “V-8 Industrial Engine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V9

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ValerieInsinna Don’t have the time to read the Government Accountability Office’s report on the F-35?

That’s fine, I got you wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QU

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@SnarkyPlatypus “The acceptable face of Yellow Peril.”

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@vealmince To be fair, @HamillHimself would make a decent Premier of New South Wales.

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@Shaunnagh We must keep strong in the face of these deluded masses.

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What an incredibly complicated way to ruin an afternoon with margaritas. twitter.com/garystark/stat…

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Filthy vomit-flavoured slime fruit, are avocados.

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@rohan_p @munin Exactly. I will have to take photographs as well,

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@munin I don’t know yet. The whole concept sounds disgusting no matter what seasonings are used.

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Wed plan, supplemental: Yeah so last week I mentioned that I’d seen a chicken and avocado pie. I was sceptical. I c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uh

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Wed plan, draft: 1000 medico; writing for not-SEKRIT project (no, really); 1215 back repairs; more writing; 1400 ed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl

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I Don’t Remember Explosive Diarrhoea. twitter.com/akblakemore/st…

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“Criminal cartel charges laid against ANZ, Citigroup and Deutsche Bank,” says ACCC. accc.gov.au/media-release/… More happy days, eh?

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Mind you, isn’t “constitutional crisis” over-selling it a bit? Maybe not. “The crisis will test the right of parlia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q0

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“NSW in constitutional crisis as government MP crosses floor over secret reports”
theguardian.com/australia-news… “Upper h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NB

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best_in_dumbest Let’s take the “Muse”
out of
“Hippopotamuses” pic.twitter.com/b4QSoUmdTq

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Histreepix The short-lived spin-off ‘Vulcan, P.I.’ - Los Angeles, 1966. pic.twitter.com/ITu4BvZXzz

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@Anthony_Caruana No need to help quiet so much, Anthony.

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I read this as “cartoon bubble” and to be honest I’d like to see that. twitter.com/DrRimmer/statu…

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Wednesday. Waterfowl are problematic generally. Wednesday.

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