This is curiouser than it seems. I rarely use Wickr, their handle is unknown to me, and I’ve never been to Bundaber… https://t.co/TjxpFtVfcJ

Someone on Wickr seems to have confused me with someone else. pic.twitter.com/mxIrvK8dwp
RT @dotMudge: More ‘fun’ with BGP
Iran Telecommunication Company PJS (AS 58224) announcing /24 within Telegram Messenger LLP (AS 62014) /2…
@DavidFeng I just think it’s a remarkable achievement in just 10 years.
But don’t worry about AU’s trains. We have… https://t.co/OiUGQLf8ID
TheNTNews @johnmcternan DAMN! WE WERE PLANNING TO WRITE THIS STORY NEXT WEEK!
RT @johnmcternan: Paging @TheNTNews - someone’s stealing your news https://t.co/ivJeTqcU3t
@DavidFeng Is it only 10 years? Wow.
@jplonie I am not responsible for marsupial mayhem.
@NewtonMark Is that what they said? I thought it was just another policy setting.
(I have not seen source material… https://t.co/2zA0nzw4jA
@bird2flip @JoshButler Sir, the minister IS the representative of the people..
@dave_serious That is also a good thing, but I am not settling into a night of whisky. I have another solid day tomorrow.
@ladyhana Yeah, though it would’ve been better if I’d had some back at my apartment. I still have to wander through… https://t.co/KgpePLQoOT
@franksting @dobes As many as he wants, I imagine.
Talisker.
@NewtonMark @franksting @dobes Well, that’s the goal, obviously, but there’s a key challenge to making that happen.

MarcherLord1 The start of the new Star Wars film looks rather gritty. pic.twitter.com/jsYkRNszAP
IMPORTANT QUESTION. https://t.co/kPicLJ1HgU
RT @JoshButler: Hunt: “The amendment will ensure no record can be released to police or government agencies, for any purpose, without a cou…
RT @JoshButler: 🚨 Greg Hunt announces privacy changes to My Health🚨
Says My Health Record Act laws will be changed to make sure police and…
@franksting @dobes I don’t know this thing. Will it cheer me up?
@DarrenODonovan @Jeremy_Kirk @AusFedPolice @joshgnosis @John_F_Power Oh, I have read this before! It’s a magnificen… https://t.co/pVyoH3s8kb
@franksting @dobes That’s my point. I’m also on record as saying “Four more yearsâ€.
@iblametom @SecGuru_OTX It was officially called a nation-state attack by seven nations, with five supporting.… https://t.co/weBLWmpMiU

onlmaps Place names in Europe you would laugh at when you were 8. dlvr.it/QdL1fH pic.twitter.com/8I7sqAUEMt
@PeteLawler @dobes Fair point.
OH: “We’re going to order after we’ve all decided what we’re going to have.†Ah, if only everyone were so clear-minded!
@dobes Wow just saying that there sent a shiver up my spine.
@dobes Next podcast. Definitely.
@FarrellPF @jpwarren I wonder which of the three [?] definitions of “journalist†in legislation they’ll be using.
@dobes Yeah I’m not saying that one aloud. Unless I already have. In which case we’re fucked.
@DarrenODonovan @Jeremy_Kirk @AusFedPolice @joshgnosis @John_F_Power I can almost understand that beautifully writt… https://t.co/UzwMM3fykp
@Jeremy_Kirk @AusFedPolice @joshgnosis @John_F_Power I like* the idea of Schrödinger’s Documents.
@Jeremy_Kirk @AusFedPolice @joshgnosis @John_F_Power I am not au fait with FOI at all. I really should fix that.
@christopherneal That’s what I just asked, Chris.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Oh now you’re just being picky.
@glengyron I don’t understand.

What has Japan done to deserve this? pic.twitter.com/1Lj4ngv45j
RT @mpwoodhead: Here’s an idea. Why not get China to operate the #MyHealthRecord system? Half the cost & they’ll get their hands on your da…
Earlier today I wrote a cyber thing, if you’d like to read it. https://t.co/kKo6hQ1z3W
@christopherneal I can assure you that it is.

naamanzhou From Rations to Ratio - The Caleb Bond Story pic.twitter.com/PyEvc1moaN

I have obtained snapper. pic.twitter.com/yzlIwvEFp6
@christopherneal @jeamland It’s basically the same rules as wine.
@jeamland @christopherneal I have found this to be true, yes.
@christopherneal Yes, @jeamland took me there one time. It was excellent. Also, he was paying, so that helped.
@christopherneal @SnarkyPlatypus I need to get to Texas some time. I need to find someone who has a budget to get me to Texas.

Thank you, Jasen, yes everything going well on my end. pic.twitter.com/sXIwUD4THU
RT @jonkudelka: To be fair, Caleb does make me feel less bad about dooming the younger generation with climate change.
@MsLods @warkolm @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t have time for all these things!
@therevmountain I was thinking along those lines earlier. It’s managed to maintain the classic pub vibe despite its location.
@nickzoic @SnarkyPlatypus This is what I’d expect. I’m not sure if I have time for a lunch that long, given my meeting schedule.

@SnarkyPlatypus Mate. Why are you like this? Here’s the menupic.twitter.com/Pl1ua3hNdGdG
Well, maybe a small whisky after dinner.
Tue plan, remainder: To prevent a Long Evening That I Would Inevitably Regret, shortly I shall grab some food here… https://t.co/N3i4YSRnPs
@NuclearAnthro @CaptKarnstein @DiogenesBub @funranium I was about to say, these don’t look canon to me. Curious, though.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh it might just be them then. The forensics van will be marked as such, I believe.
I won’t go there tonight, but I see there’s a place nearby called Meatmaiden, an “offbeat basement restaurant focus… https://t.co/Yn5lM58wVW
@SnarkyPlatypus That police van would presumably indicate a forensics team giving it all a good work-over.
@Kxyne Clearly humans were invented by shovels to reduce their workload.

brandonh83 I guess so pic.twitter.com/Z1dDmOnIHq

helveticade The new Thunderbird glyph is anime hair on an envelope pic.twitter.com/d8tu57aI41
And yet bourbon is perfect for forgetting. It’s a conundrum. https://t.co/68E1fcSFzt
RT @optoutbot: 76 days left to #OptOut of #MyHealthRecord.
“Human plus Machine� So, like a brickie with a wheelbarrow? An accountant with an adding machine? A dysentery pati… https://t.co/8SbefVoeuM
RT @JamesFallows: Said it before, say it again: the terrifying “whites outnumbered!†scenario described in this piece already happened, 20…
I’m really liking the current Primo TVCs.
@collettesnowden @PointlessAU Of course.
@MsLods That would be excellent. It looks like a great day. Dunno my timing yet.

Watching â@PointlessAUAUâ© in the pub. Because I cpic.twitter.com/DyBEJB1YT81YT8
@MsLods I haven’t, you know. That would have been interesting. But I’m cybering today and tomorrow.
@GabLLB I do like these things. Noted! Thank you.
@feraldata Oh FFS I hadn’t seen you on the program because typography. I’ll leave it with you.
I’m going to have another one.
@jetztgibtshaue I am currently at one of only four pubs in the entire greater metropolitan area.
@pseudomorph @FakeDanTosello People are terrible.
@timpoliti They allow buskers?
@jetztgibtshaue There’s virtually nowhere in Melbourne to buy a drink.
Oddly enough, I was thinking of the Sherlock Holmes, but I am having a quick pint at Young & Jackson’s while I deci… https://t.co/LeOHuNOaZT
So, where to have a drink? Ponders.
Shaun.
@FakeDanTosello @pseudomorph It’s just a fuckin’ tram.
Health records, you say? #MyHealhRecord
Yeah I know this is a provider not a government, but the punters don’t ma… https://t.co/CzSpCmDef1
@FakeDanTosello @pseudomorph It’s just a fuckin’ river.
@jpwarren @R_Chirgwin Poutine is not a unit of measurement.
@pseudomorph So tribal.
@jpwarren @R_Chirgwin I am so behind the pace.
Crossing the Yarra, again. https://t.co/0Ggbs2TZth
And now I’m loose in Melbourne. Haircut, then TGIT.
That’s all from me fo#SINET6161 today. Thanks, everyone. More tomorrow.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Avoid distractions to focus on the long cyber game: ASD chief†https://t.co/pog2mCI8ud Cont… https://t.co/NS5AzPn8Gd
I think “mouse for reference†is my new standard tag line. https://t.co/9yX53bKU1d
@James_Jeffrey I am so sick of @hughriminton’s Star Chamber hiding the Truth.
RT @James_Jeffrey: This belongs to my favourite genre of tweets https://t.co/H1KhbA9tXQ
Trolling me from stage is rapidly becoming a thing at these cyber conferences. #SINET61
Final question to panel was to name one thing organisations need to do. All said something along the lines of train… https://t.co/iQOj8LnVZK
Oh great. @rachael_falk is using me as an example journo emailing to say I have evidence you’ve had a data breach,… https://t.co/8tcmwIeEST
@spottytwit It’s a shame that Agent Orange has such a bad rep.
Reminder from O’Driscoll: Data breach drills and responses are not just about the tech. Customer relations, marketi… https://t.co/uWet8kXQZb
O’Driscoll says that the cyber industry probably uses FUD a bit too much as a motivator. Probably true#SINET6161
“All over social media.†Well that’s you done, @bengrubb. https://t.co/LF5IV98Hj1
Ingram: “Now that we’ve depressed everyone with these things, it’s only going to get wo#SINET61#SINET61

RussianMemesLtd How am I? Why do I live? What is the meaning of life?
I’ve shitted over there. Go and clean up the mess pic.twitter.com/pvMpe6MtBA
Mohan repeats what folks have been saying for ages: You need to have cyber response drills just like you have fire… https://t.co/Pz3TdNwIzh
@developerjack @zdnetaustralia There are no blockchains on my story. But it’s still early days.
Warnock, however, says that SMEs are still a “major problem†in that they’re prepared to res#SINET61INET61
These panellists seem to be coping with the 30-day deadline for data breach notification, but they’re stressing tha… https://t.co/4oW5XHRCUn
Next up, a panel: “Breach Notification, The Aftermath: Response, Recovery, And Building A Robust Incident Response… https://t.co/fADemFb1eX
I’m continuing to tweet from the SINET61 cybersecurity innovation conference. Program at https://t.co/Y6Q3I7SDrm. F… https://t.co/74TuNwc9MZ
@oberonsghost There must be. Though just distributed across a few garbage bags and dumped in the Adelaide Hills is also traditional.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It’s full of artificial intelligence and cybers. I feel so, so dirty.
Just the one, I think. You know who I mean. https://t.co/uPKb2iEP5o
@BXGD Helen is a good name for a shark.
@BXGD SHARK!
Cruel but fair. https://t.co/ps3iNrECnt
@rycrozier Thanks for those kind words. But yeah, I’ve been down in the cyber diplomacy rabbit-hole, and there’s a… https://t.co/ZTHHbWufty
RT @snurbbotinfo: Here’s how you don’t get it: Bishop calls for Fortean Zoology, which I assume is sending sciencey re-tweets, a few pigs a…
I too would like to meet the people. This is bold work. https://t.co/lJO4yx29Hi
That’s the end of that panel. I’m now heading to another part of the hotel to get some writing do#SINET61ET61
RT @y011: Listening to some panelists from mostly giant companies discuss how they can help small specialist infosec businesses they rely o…
The problem here, says Lautenbach, is that we don’t have a societal norm for cybersecurity (yet), whereas we do for… https://t.co/YrvQyDctgq
The discussion turns to regulation. Lautenbach says we do this well in with safety, and product recalls exist. But… https://t.co/P4kSfZzHRw
@dobes Makes a change from cyberchafing.
Uren asks if we need a “Slip, Slop Slap of Cybersecurityâ€. Lautenbach likes this idea, thinks it “could be really p… https://t.co/I0cwS5bpsJ
@BXGD It was more than just Australia. This is an actual diplomatic thing, apparently. https://t.co/tWVzLuuuee
(Yes, yes, I know, quantum is actually really small. Don’t @ me.#SINET6161
There was also a passing mention fo quantum computing. I suspect the entire industry needs to be across the implica… https://t.co/b4xbsw9N6Q
Illuz is talking about supply chains security. This implication of what he says is that concerns like Huawei in AU… https://t.co/mCncCsnqDj
@rycrozier I would assume so. Feakin has been hammering the messages. But then that’s kinda what diplomacy is about, I guess.
@PaulMcEwan6 @jpwarren A wire brush is what’s really required.
Tom Uren spices it up. We have a “clash of civilisationsâ€, he says, with nation states focusing on technology that… https://t.co/EfcZdBTE1j
Discussion so far is a bit general, though the hyper-convergence and IoT and smart cars and medical stuff is all getting a mention. #SINET61
This is efficient work. If only all conference speakers were this fast! #SINET61 https://t.co/t5h0daT8c9
Well this comes as an enormous surprise… https://t.co/ENiP9jnlcJ
Next up for me: “What Are the Next Generation of Cyber Threats on the Horizon?†At least the moderator has apologi… https://t.co/zSHEykYzwQ
Worst sex advice ever. https://t.co/I4eeXLk9tU
Coffee time. #SINET61
Feakin says we CAN attribute cyber attacks to varying degrees. AU’s foreign minister Julie Bishop said this very th… https://t.co/1lSdvn3Gis
Feakin says Australia will be publishing some stuff about international law in the cybers in the coming months. “Wo… https://t.co/vTl4VpIWiB
My latest on this stuff, including links to the “11 norms†just cited: “Blaming Russia for NotPetya was coordinated… https://t.co/PoJ5RSQNgg
Feakin is repeating much of the existing messaging about international norms, but says this stuff has to be repeate… https://t.co/1AlVlK9zD9
Technology 4.0 meets diplomacy 1.0, where presenting credentials is still done with horses. (This photo is fake new… https://t.co/GIZlWqwkMD
Feakin starts by acknowledging Johanna Weaver, Director of Cyber Policy at DFAT. (At least he followed Burgess’ lead, eh?#SINET6161
Next up: Dr Tobias Feakin @TFeakin, Australian Ambassador for Cyber Affairs @AusAmbCyber. #SINET61
@riskybusiness @SnarkyPlatypus Don’t tell Mr Musk.
This is big. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/qRF3VaqE8B
RT @stephendziedzic: Big news. Australia, Japan and the US announce a new regional regional infrastructure scheme. Not stated, but the int…
Mohan Koo says startups shouldn’t waste time talking to every single possible customer, or try to please everyone,… https://t.co/wdalYF3Ltp
Good point from Optus’ Stuart Mott: Startups need to address the risk to customers of not being around in 12 months… https://t.co/enuJHgb9CV
CLARIFICATION. Thanks for this, Mike. (But I’ll still check the recording for the exact quote.) #SINET61 https://t.co/QpfgbcHVxd
Craig Templeton says ALL vendors are in the Tragic Quadrant. #SINET61 https://t.co/nBirHO2gZw
RT @danilic: The new fragrance from Mitch Fifield https://t.co/y7EMBK6Wik
I agree with @MikePBurgess here. I won’t tweet much from this panel, but there’s some reinforcing comments on AI a… https://t.co/G1lAdGfCyR
Note gender balance here. Apparently one-third of the attendees here today are women. This is a good sign. #SINET61
@jturner_au @rachael_falk Ta, got ’em.
Next, a panel: “Closing the Gap Between Buyers and Entrepreneurs — Moving From A CISO’s Nice to Have List — To A Ne… https://t.co/rJ0KPkw3Ue
Burgess out. #SINET61
Burgess says an ASD hunt team in an organisation found that a compromised network was not seriously breached becaus… https://t.co/mwWvurDhEZ
Burgess says organisations need to think ahead a few years, not just six months or the next purchase. Donâ€t get cau… https://t.co/WUUD3IoV6k
So far most of Burgess’ comments echo the ASD Corporate Plan published at the beginning of July. https://t.co/AxGd2kpQHb #SINET61
Ah! Here are those names. #SINET61 https://t.co/jiVD74rqn5
I will tweet the names just cited when I check my recording later. I don’t want to get them wrong#SINET6161
Mike has set a challenge: For all speakers, especially men, to publicly acknowledge the women who are doing excelle… https://t.co/VycOgdhN8J
@MikePBurgess So @MikePBurgess has already trolled me from stage. FFS. #SINET61
Next up: @MikePBurgess, Director-General of the Australian Signals Directorate. #SINET61
Taylor out. #SINET61
@AustCyber AU can integrate better with the private
cybersecurity sector, says Taylor, The UK’s truster partner m… https://t.co/3b6g3FFOSg
@jpwarren Justin. Please.
The most important part of the 2016 Cyber Security Strategy was the formation fo @AustCyber, says Taylor. It’s not… https://t.co/5CkRxa84te
“Gateway providers†are not as integrated into Australia’s cyber defences as government would like, says Taylor. Fi… https://t.co/Lw9tfYqPLj
Typo. That should be “The only person who knows moreâ€, of course. #SINET61 https://t.co/TS70Qk4COL
@OAICgov Taylor talks up the new ACSC structure and mission in terms of “active defenceâ€. [Note to self: Check what… https://t.co/1F3eJ2RA1X
Taylor says that Australia will continue to publicly attribute cyber attacks, as they’ve already done with North Ko… https://t.co/5EhF0wDUjG
“The only person why knows more about cybersecurity [in government] is the prime minister,†says Taylor, so he’s un… https://t.co/SnmxnKP1xZ
Other than that, so far this is a standard “The cybers are serious†set-pie#SINET61ET61
Taylor says that attacking money laundering networks is a real focus at the moment. #SINET61
The Dark Web! Drink! #SINET61
Taylor is talking about the cybers in terms of having clean drinking water, so having a clean internet. [It’s a ser… https://t.co/xSXHMKprbi
And here’s a picture. #SINET61 https://t.co/t5fuQXrPIQ
OK, we’re up and running. First keynote is Angus Taylor MP, Minister for Law Enforcement and Cybersecurity#SINET6161
@CARROT_app I’m going with the iron maiden. I don’t like hot weather.
@joelpmichael I didn’t pay enough attention, sorry.
These guys seriously need a better hand model. https://t.co/dwRM9NhkXy
I’ll be tweeting from the SINET61 cybersecurity innovation conference all day. Program at https://t.co/Y6Q3I7SDrm…. https://t.co/gGb8tYDzjQ
Tue plan, confirmed: 0830 SINET61 conference all day https://t.co/Y6Q3I7SDrm; evening TBA, but it’ll probably invol… https://t.co/EtUx6jJbqx
Crossing the Yarra. https://t.co/wt73WsJ6Js

Platforms 6 & 7. pic.twitter.com/b0EBj3479R

@DavidFeng State law and city council regulations require all visitors to photograph this building. pic.twitter.com/dQTBRqm28r

Creating a metro station, Swanston Street, Melbourne. Attn: @DavidFeng. pic.twitter.com/JENS98PTDm
@BrisVegian @KKeneally I can’t speak for public service norms, but certainly most places I’ve worked shifting funds… https://t.co/I0FSmRb2dm
Much as I like this image, I will ask @dobes to fix the typo. This is what I get for editing a story on the bus. https://t.co/DfEdc9sy8t
@KKeneally * “either managed or been on the board ofâ€
One time included discovering an, um, audit irregularity, an… https://t.co/ad4TQiBoKB
Just thinking about this @KKeneally tweet in particular. This is not how you do government funding. Trust me, I’ve… https://t.co/F7sGVGvVTr
I get the feeling that Labor MPs can smell blood in the water, and it’s not theirs.