Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 6th, 2018

Tim_Beshara How the fuck can this guy run the ABC efficiency review when he has both a takeaway coffee and a coffee jug at his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YY

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@RealNickHodge @AusFedPolice True, but Estimates really needs to investigate how that meme came to be.

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This is an important message, but can someone please stop the @AusFedPolice doing memes? PLEASE? twitter.com/AusFedPolice/s…

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BuzzFeedNews A woman who had a 50-pound ovarian cyst removed was initially told to just lose weight
buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagi… pic.twitter.com/LIfzGmhecf

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Need some Friday night reading? Maybe start with this first tranche of stories from @crikey_news’ Prying Eyes serie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SQ

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Tim_Beshara I look forward to seeing a new Tasmanian car number plate slogan:

Tasmania is awful. Do not come here.

Thanks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rW

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daytimesnaps pic.twitter.com/NyNtlEaXqK

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best_in_dumbest Let’s remove the
“Gel” from
“Televangelist” pic.twitter.com/kXyXCoab7o

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@danieljbaird @JustJimWillDo Not really. “X doesn’t have a word for You” is a trope that needs to be killed.

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@JohnBirmingham But that said, it seems like a key part is using a thesaurus poorly.

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@CptHollingworth @JohnBirmingham Are you sure? He’s an inspiring picture of manhood, you know.

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@NuclearAnthro @JohnBirmingham Look, we had him as our Prime Minister. And he wants to do it again.

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@PSyvret @JohnBirmingham Why yes, I do have a folder full of Tony Abbott photos all pre-sized for posting.

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It looks like @JohnBirmingham is going for this year’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award. literaryreview.co.uk/bad-sex-in-fic… twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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Impressive wind gusts and apparent temperature drops today. pic.twitter.com/iQqhua3Tfl

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benpobjie Tell the genie to get out of your stomach twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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“Iran sleeper cell agents, including diplomat, arrested in three European countries” intelnews.org/2018/07/06/01-…

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KetanJ0 Correcting false rumours that this tree is being axed; we have merely chosen to discontinue the upper section.

Pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pk

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lukehopewell Vandals are targeting Facebook billboards in Sydney pic.twitter.com/pKb9h75mhJ

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Fri plan, remainder: TGIF, Katoomba (in progress); shopping (not too late, no really).

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“US Declaration of Independence labeled hate speech by Facebook bots” theregister.co.uk/2018/07/05/us_…

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johnmcternan Brilliant thread twitter.com/atroyn/status/…

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Or paved with the corpses of pedestrians. One of the two. twitter.com/KathyReid/stat…

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TheKennyDevine BREAKING: Julie Bishop goes to extraordinary lengths to sneak ‘non-partner’ onto parliamentary trips. pic.twitter.com/zcvynsgfax

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GordyPls As an aside, I love how TV networks refer to all the other stuff they’re still running by the same production compa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qK

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mumbletwits The ABC Communications twitter account person does *not* feel like a goose right now. More to come.

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Robert_E_Kelly This is a lie twitter.com/w7voa/status/1…

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darkhorse166 Breaking: farmer has appointed two foxes to run efficiency review of hen house twitter.com/kloussikian/st…

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derekbarry Well that’s showing them. Especially when they leave the Irish language version “Victoria” untouched. twitter.com/thejournal_ie/…

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@DDsD I met Beazley some years back. Would do so again.

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jxeeno this endorsement is wild twitter.com/acccgovau/stat…

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This is worse than when @mscott threatened to have Peppa Pig killed. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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@kiskabobnsw @aqualung Yeah, at the very least it’s… fascinating.

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@dobes You just can’t rely on wind turbines to deliver.

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@aqualung Would anyone lone some Mateship Resources? usa.embassy.gov.au/resources-and-… Last year there was even a Mateship Su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KG

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@aqualung So, apparently it’s all about the Battle of Hamel (4 July 1918). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of… The video seems..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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@Birdyword Yeah don’t get me started. This whole “mateship” thing is such utter bullshit.

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@aqualung “First 100 Years of Mateship: Australia and the United States”(5 min video) youtube.com/watch?v=8ZHlO0… Gosh.

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ResistanceHole Resistance Win: When One Of Her Students Wore A MAGA Hat To Class, This Incredible Teacher Stopped Having Sex With..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF

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So the Australian embassy in the US did a campaign about “mateship” and it only had white males in it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28

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@Sheeds_au Hence my comment. There’s something serious wrong with Shelton.

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GonzoHacker Most programmer interviews are useless because they don’t test how the candidate will respond to your toxic culture

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Lyle was taking about copping abuse earlier. It’s not because he’s a Christian. (Allegedly. He seems a long, long w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac

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ben_hr Leandlease obviously not big readers or TV watchers communities.lendlease.com/gilead/ pic.twitter.com/Wf5ljAzW6B

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@NewtonMark Unless it’s a deliberate Southern Cross formation?

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@LanethSffarlenn @SantaInc @ddale8 Maybe he could mount his own independent diplomatic mission. Like Dennis Rodman, but with more sequins.

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VivMcGregor The new season of will just be me going to men’s houses and explaining that I’ve already done enough emot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3d

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@jxeeno Heh. The temperature is good, but it’s very windy.

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“Putting The Checkout on hiatus does not preclude the program from returning in the future.” Uhuh. Ask anyone who’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o8

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@jxeeno Nice. And all you need to do is vandalise the seat in front of you and wait a day or two. Where are you headed?

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@sclark_melbs I’ve been on that show. They have really good make-up people. You can hardly tell that @LaTrioli is 86yo.

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bonesbynow Elon Musk offers to help Thai Cave Boys by displacing the flooding with Szechuan sauce. Says his proposed solution is “full of win”

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Maybe I should start sending world leaders copies of the Supernaut album that I’ve autographed for them. twitter.com/ddale8/status/…

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SantaInc @ddale8 We’ve literally got the US president making mixtapes for his crush. 😍

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ddale8 This is a lot of Elton John content for one night of 2018 politics

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ddale8 Korean media: Trump asked Kim Jong Un, whom he had called Rocket Man, if he knows the Elton John song Rocket Man, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d9

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@timpoliti Nah, I’ve got some more fun things in the pipeline.

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How did I miss this excellent* analysis yesterday? pic.twitter.com/ymwdij6IwD

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hexprax A whole country that’s Belgium? The entire thing? Grow up. Europeans get on my damn nerves

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@dobes @PeteLawler @rohan_p @ashabeeeee It’s OK, we can still be deer friends.

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@ASPI_ICPC @misosusanowa That would be lovely, thank you. I did do a PDF off the website, but that went very bad very quickly.

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@PeteLawler @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee I can neither confirm nor deny, as a matter of policy.

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@bastardsheep It’s too high up. I’d need a latter.

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@misosusanowa You can, but then the router will overheat.

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@PeteLawler I was already reading it. You can’t make me cyber.

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No, Pete. “The risks aren’t just of a cyber-Pearl Harbor but also of a full spectrum of attacks.” FULL SPECTRUM CYB..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dy

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ABCRural Long-serving Winton Shire Councillor and Mayor Graham ‘Butch’ Lenton has been posthumously honoured with the openin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MT

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This reminds me I’d better book my accommodation for Melbourne. twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…

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Evidence that at least two birds did not realise this is a window. pic.twitter.com/EWTWbKTEHC

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@stringy I thought it might be something like that, thanks.

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MaxBoot How can anyone read this thread and conclude that this is someone who should be president? Boggles the mind. And it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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willwilkinson The population density of Montana is 7 people per square mile. twitter.com/annehelen/stat…

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@petstarr In AU and UK, “sequinned”. In US, “sequined”.

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Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start (slower than expected, but almost done); head to Katoomba; stare into the abyss of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89

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@BXGD That makes sense. I wonder whether having done so much radio and audio means I read things with more of a voi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SR

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“Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the Earth?” Probably not, but that’s one heck of a chil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vk

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@BXGD You’re seeing a very different tone in it than I am, which is interesting.

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@aCoerper_Mainz I added the Oxford comma in because that’s my personal style book. Not ever a thing in German?

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“The Man Charged With Defacing Eurydice Dixon’s Memorial Is An Anti-Vaxxer Conspiracy Theorist And Independent Scie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

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“Recht, Ordnung, und Gerechtigkeit.” twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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And important thread about many things, relevant not just to America. I think @JohnBirmingham would appreciate this. twitter.com/Stonekettle/st…

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@misosusanowa Well, yes, but there’s normally a download button like this one aspi.org.au/report/social-… and I’m just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XH

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Manglewood At the vet, enjoying this educational poster that shows how different cat breeds react to seeing a murder. pic.twitter.com/m4OkPJSrTG

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My first glance at this tweet read it as “Building brothels for fun and profit” and now I want to read that article..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fn

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New @ASPI_ICPC paper: “Defining offensive cyber capabilities” aspi.org.au/report/definin… Can’t see a PDF version, but I might just be dim.

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It sounds better in Gertman: “Wir werden uns niemals ergeben. Wir werden nie, nie aufgeben. Wir gehen vorwärts zum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KK

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Stonekettle He’s quoting Galaxy Quest. Or near enough.

Of course, given that Tim Allen is a raving stormtrumper, I suppose it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v3

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start; stare into the abyss of my inbox () and tie up as many loose ends as I c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9T

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TheAuracl3 I can think of a visual no more befitting of American fascism than the @NYPD putting a Black protester in a chokeho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7

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botandy ‘I’m a meat & potatoes kind of guy’ I somehow mumble as I shamble towards you, my limbs entirely composed of starch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fw

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@dobes @bastardsheep @jpwarren Oh wow, we have all the things now. Hurrah!

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@JustJimWillDo So it is. Why did I not know about this? Thanks!

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@dobes @jpwarren Well, not if you want to wave it over the parcels.

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egadheg Someone help me out here twitter.com/ddale8/status/…

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Sure, @dobes @jpwarren, they just need to wave the Eur-O-Matic Intent-O-Tron 5000 over each package and it’ll tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lp

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It’s a tad windy in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/cd3umkMS4A

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Simon_Cullen ‘Trump Baby’ balloon gets green light from London mayor @CNN cnn.it/2zfmNmo

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origamikid You: “Games journalism was better a decade ago!”

Me: “Oh realllllllyyyyy” pic.twitter.com/6p3WBMi0eB

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umairh a diary, by america

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umairh I Never Thought The Nazis Would Do Bad and Wrong Things

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Fiona_Kildare Main Street this morning … strong message. A row of wheelchairs in the parking bays as a protest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B0

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Poor Mark. You can almost hear the little wheel in his head grinding to a halt as the hamster chokes on the many su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1o

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TheShovel “It’s A Tragedy”: Lions Who Killed Poachers Say They Forgot To Take A Selfie To Post To Social Media” pic.twitter.com/L4zqduIcmd

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NuclearAnthro Racism uber alles. twitter.com/ap/status/1014…

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“No. I already shout at the television, and drink.” twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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I see that @BXGD has opened up some sort of can with worms in it. twitter.com/RossWentworth/…

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Serrels These are horrendous. twitter.com/Kotaku/status/…

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Tim_Beshara This is one hell of a correction for the SMH pic.twitter.com/fxFqpKpLWz

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@SnarkyPlatypus Gizmodo, like tabloid newspapers, has a very low standard for secrecy. Like “5 secret beaches to vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq

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spotofbp @vanOnselenP Yeah. Decent market knowledge by Flight Centre. Fairfax readers going to Ho Chi Minh City and Tele readers going to Phuket.

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gloryconsqnce @vanOnselenP Flight Centre obviously unnaffected.

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vanOnselenP Talk about VERY different takes on the GST changes by Sydney’s two main mastheads! pic.twitter.com/fIERcs2OOC

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kbiegel Favorite new thing:

Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours lat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wn

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Friday. One half, one sixth, one third. In that order. Friday.

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