anguschampion Oh my God the Pope has ETH scammers pic.twitter.com/cJioEyVFWN
RT @jackie_french_: Needed: Name for new baby wombat.
The winning entry will be chosen by the wombats.
The names will be attached to carro…
parsfarce my code. my creed pic.twitter.com/fGwSkiJNoX
BBCScotlandNews A man has proposed to his girlfriend by writing on the side of her favourite cow bbc.in/2onGikg pic.twitter.com/u7sHXUo59o
RT @jonkudelka: Stop The Brollies in today’s @australian https://t.co/gGpeb5xmzU
RT @DrRadchenko: A common-sense piece here by @MarkGaleotti. “Now that Putin’s having a harder time offering his people a good life fueled…
@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes If I’d taken a slightly different path I could have ended up working for him, at his f… https://t.co/iiwv4HfNrS
snurbbotinfo Gods, this bot: Scott Morrison and weep.
@R_Chirgwin It looks like we’ve seen the bulk of it for tonight, however.
RT @rdmcphee: Theory: The final scene of virtually every movie would be improved by the inclusion of Cher’s “Super Trouper.”
Exhibit A: TI…
@davidgerard @rohan_p @dobes Now there’s a riddle!
@kheitman_au “Betterâ€, you reckon?
I see that 4mm of rain was forecast, @R_Chirgwin, but we’ve already had 3.6mm and it’s a long time until 9am.
I’ve just remembered that I needed to take in the laundry this morningpic.twitter.com/BN9MN3UH1y1y
@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes Craig is an odd character.
Goodness me, what a strange lost decade it was. https://t.co/1mAIRxbqQO
RT @AntonyGreenABC: An MP winning for fig jam. You couldn’t make that up. https://t.co/fdHnUO8ZKe
@Blindsidedly @choiceaustralia @SnarkyPlatypus Clearly. Though this does raise an obvious question about the pig supplies.
RT @benpobjie: Duh https://t.co/OrwqiBr5xk
@SnarkyPlatypus Your life seems quite exciting.
@choiceaustralia @SnarkyPlatypus I note that the testing procedure includes “aged dry bloodâ€, so somehow CHOICE has… https://t.co/g16FcvOPBc
RT @HugeRambutans: Laissez le bon temps rouler… https://t.co/NcdOO4g1xh
@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie @choiceaustralia Oh yes. They even compare their efficacy with plain water, and some of th… https://t.co/kWIiuPhOt3
@SnarkyPlatypus You could get Coles to deliver some.
“Laundry detergent reviews†from @choiceaustralia https://t.co/NYS5AyPNfx HT @SnarkyPlatypus, A Laundry Expert™.
@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie I think you should’ve linked to the original @choiceaustralia report.
RT @erstkate: 1. These kids are hoing to go all Parker/Hulme in their teens
2. What are the weird mind control disks above their cots? Why…
RT @haveibeenpwned: New breach: The MMORPG game Mortal Online was hacked and 570k email addresses and cracked passwords were subsequently d…
@SnarkyPlatypus Well share it!
@jpwarren Look, it just is.
Not chuckling.
“Lapel pins or flag pins or whatever you want to call them, are the political equivalent of grenade pins. You pull… https://t.co/i6DXEi0Tmf
Chuckling.
RT @DustinGiebel: finally some good news https://t.co/HA0eQhzbVW
RT @startuployalist: 🤔 https://t.co/yt9Jc9g1pA
“Digital Transformation Agency remains an executive agency in the PM and Cabinet portfolio with no change to minist… https://t.co/UArpiHAodV
RT @JoshButler: In March, Dutton was asked by Adam Bandt if he knew the employers of the au pairs. Here’s the exchange below. Bandt and Lab…
RT @JoshButler: 🚨Dutton accused of misleading parliament over au pair answer in question time
“he urgently needs to explain himself. If he…
paul_haine Lots of good advice here pic.twitter.com/jjB1CEuJ25
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I don’t like this explanation.
I have absolutely no memory of tweeting this, or of any event that might have led me to tweet it. https://t.co/AhFtiVV6EU
BuzzFeedOzPol Yeah so uhhh yea well ahhh whats the go pic.twitter.com/4i67ESAwUK
Fri plan, draft: For some reason I’m only just now struggling into wakefulness, and I have a splitting headache, so… https://t.co/Lmrvjisnut
Friday. Six pieces of wood, each of different lengths, except for one of them. Friday.
So yeah I have just chased people out of the house because what even is this about.
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ So many historical photo and other material about Chinese settlement has been destroyed and I am disappointed.
@craigdixon65 Kill them. Kill them all.
Is this Friday?
Cyber.
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ OK, kids, I am definitely going to read all this tomorrow but FFS what is even going on?
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus As is traditional.
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus OK, I will to read all this tomorrow because I am definitely not drunk right now and I wi… https://t.co/nKMaJp8jFV
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Now I want to know so much more! Us whiteys know fuck all about this part of the history,… https://t.co/5bnHQo7FzP
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve never even thought of linking the NW Chinese links to the SE ones in the gold rush,… https://t.co/T6UseZqdTT
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Or is it?
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Oh OK, I didn’t even think of linking Broome CN back to Melbourne CN, because I thought i… https://t.co/JXPA1fc5qs
@aqualung No, they were doing good. I would never judge someone marking the passing of a friend. I’m a cunt, but not that much of a cunt.
They are buying a bottle of Bundaberg Rum, a bunch of Coke, and whatever they need to celebrate the life of whoever… https://t.co/vs801tHhit
@nehadk I can understand. But isn’t it a wonderful judgement.
McElstuff George Clooney plays an ex qld cop in the latest Coen brothers movie: pic.twitter.com/rcn76xdwNy
@nehadk It’s Osman v Latham, not that I’m a pedant.
@franksting @maldamkar @marcusjdl It would be.
@jplonie Well onto the Scotch at this stage.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “My Health Record woes detailed in leaked document: Report†https://t.co/00ekVwgkI8 HT to… https://t.co/6qt0JdYKT1
“The Balvenie 17 Year Old DoubleWood Scotch Whisky†is wonderful, I’m told. If anyone would like to buy me a bottle… https://t.co/XM0VkAYMsD
@bigbadave It’s OK, it also had bacon in it.
Hi, Barry. pic.twitter.com/6Uf4nFNBF6
RT @MediocreDave: Researchers have argued that, because more people are spending their commute sending work emails, it should be counted as…
I’m at The Grand View arguing with old white men. Which is to say, white men who are even older than I am. They’re… https://t.co/B2Iq5BAEYm
RT @Vic_Rollison: Recapping scandals and missteps in embattled ‘new look’ Morrison govt:
💉ðŸ»Dutton au pairs
💉ðŸ»Water Minister water theft
💉ðŸ»L…
RT @marcusjdl: By “leftie†she means “school has black and brown childrenâ€. https://t.co/dNyMTyhpNm
RT @bronte__lee: IT’S A CARTOON https://t.co/ofyn96Vw4J
There are just SO many good lines in this judgement. https://t.co/T6C3p5h4UU
@dobes Exactly.
@dobes Or elbe what?
Today at d’Vine Cellars..pic.twitter.com/7b5oiCtVfafa
RT @JeremyCliffe: He’s… he’s really quite thick isn’t he? https://t.co/RcaKiYLiL5
@reillystyley @trashyhonky @p_hannam Please do. It’ll be an excellent primer for me. I hope, anyway. ;)
@ScottFitzG @reillystyley @trashyhonky @p_hannam Thanks. Will read later.
@reillystyley @trashyhonky @p_hannam Oh good. I am embarrassed to say that while not completely #planespergers, I s… https://t.co/oe2LaL8Bfa
@trashyhonky @reillystyley @p_hannam I think they all muddle the technology with the business model. Also, insistin… https://t.co/Sz0cNcCAHX
@seamus @reillystyley Soon, Seamus… soon.
@bigbadave That sounds… novel.
bhakthi good morning i have some important news about goats, my favourite animal bzfd.it/2NC1TQU
You can never have too much Uber or too many drones. Apparently. And now I want to cry, @reillystyley. https://t.co/y5lCcqvNhs
I see that the Latham is having a bit of a sook, quoting a line from the judgement completely out of context. He sa… https://t.co/6ISCGqKvZm
“Vault, QuintessenceLabs, and Ziroh Labs have joined forces to build a system for strong encryption of user data fo… https://t.co/yeFImO9cOr
Oh FFS. https://t.co/RIqRjTCRWX
@paulbam3 @SnarkyPlatypus @teasri Mind you, getting humans out of the loop might help reduce the road slaughter — t… https://t.co/BvwTHySc4F
Me at @zdnetaustralia right now: “My Health Record woes detailed in leaked document: Reportâ€â€¦ https://t.co/jslssWw3Sn
@SnarkyPlatypus @teasri (I have no idea whether your views match these, @teasri, I’m just riffing off the question.… https://t.co/xeqjqOg2C7
@SnarkyPlatypus @teasri But for rich technocrats — a Silicon Valley software engineer is paid around 8x a typical w… https://t.co/NS40cnT69e
@SnarkyPlatypus @teasri Driving trucks is one of the few jobs left that can be relatively stable yet require little… https://t.co/hT3fN4bLzW
@SnarkyPlatypus @teasri “When autonomous vehicle saturation peaks, U.S. drivers could see job losses at a rate of 2… https://t.co/Yti07ucy2c
@SnarkyPlatypus I see it more as a pushback against the endless techno-optimism. In this example, too, “liberate fr… https://t.co/YAJb3dTcZ5
@trentyarwood @FutureWiseAU Yes, I am broadly familiar with your views.
@juhasaarinen Testa employees are human?
“Elon Musk Unveils New Clean Energy Luxury Car Pulled By 8 Tesla Employees†https://t.co/Bwq7cyxY0y https://t.co/wuzHzMVEQP
There’s now a Senate inquiry into My Health Record, with broad terms of reference including “any other mattersâ€.… https://t.co/nceAOZwoVI
ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian government moves to improve My Health Record privacyâ€â€¦ https://t.co/Ap4aP5r62x
RT @umairh: Shocker https://t.co/RW7Kld96o0
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It’s another one abou#MyHealthRecordrd, Australia’s latest government success story.
RT @jonkudelka: What’s the go? In today’s @australian https://t.co/Um2Mtmjwuj
@zdnetaustralia OK, I am settling into my writing now. Please tell the Federal Court to calm the fuck down for a while.
RT @jonkudelka: I for one cannot wait for the reviews of Mark’s next submission to come out.
@SnarkyPlatypus @robcorr Oh it’s full of wonder. https://t.co/8QE4Cjojta
@GreenJ It is my sad duty to inform you that that joke was already doing the rounds at this time yesterday.
@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @BOCSAR Quite possibly. Again, I wonder if that’s something borne out in the stats.… https://t.co/jN31m1IXMy
@DrRhysPockett @BOCSAR Interesting point. Not something that the crime stats alone can reveal, I would assume. I mu… https://t.co/OMglCJq8nr
@HappySinger @scott_thewspot OK then. That alone is citable.
@michaelneale @CARROT_app I was just hanging out some laundry, and the line is shielded by the building itself and… https://t.co/YkCHE4uCuQ
Thu plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (shortly); quiet evening. I’m finally understandi… https://t.co/KZUAdRtkHQ
It is a beautiful day in the Blue Mountains today. Thank you, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/hIslXWgr9K
@trentyarwood @maelorin You just fear technology.
RT @damonayoung: In the matter of Dr. Damon A. Young’s infringement notice for travelling without a valid ticket, Dr. Young offers the foll…
Attn: @BuzzFeedOzPol. https://t.co/3TQZzA1xjq
snurb_dot_info So, has anyone run Latham’s, um, ‘defence’ through a plagiarism detector yet ?
@maelorin Oh agreed, it’s standard operating procedure. That’s why we have to blokchane all the things, or machine-learn all the things.
RT @JazzTwemlow: There’s a whole department at the ABC that works round the clock so the Daily Telegraph don’t have to do any actual thinki…
RT @Picketer: “Your Honour, may I take you to the material we have filed about the genocide of the the Dzungar by the Manchu Eight Banners…
@arcadiagt5 No no, huffing paint IS a “fairly standard business analyst principleâ€.
ginarush RIP meme. Time of death 12:20 Thursday August 30. pic.twitter.com/zcXYVXlKD7
@purserj @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard That looks worth seeing. Have you see this, @ApostrophePong?
“If blockchain is melons, how could it apply to driving a tractor?â€
This question is the wrong way around. What do… https://t.co/rJ08XYNHKG
OK, this is the bestest Blokchane Magick™ I’ve seen all week. https://t.co/PnmLu92IDg
RT @oberonsghost: Troop Cat Ed looks like he’s about to issue the photographer with a ticket for loiter within view of a police cat. ;-) ht…
@purserj @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard Do they have zombies in Korea? I know almost nothing about Korean… https://t.co/A3BCLnL2xv
DDsD Bring back the Sydney monorail.
Latest Blokchane Magick™. (I know @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee and probably @davidgerard have just received this too… https://t.co/0Ob0AXnDCv
RT @MatthewBevan: Man Dutton really shouldn’t have pissed off Roman Quaedvlieg.
Hey @SnarkyPlatypus you should read / listen to this and follow RN’s series, because this first one that I’ve seen… https://t.co/5U6G4W7eer
Gosh. This may have massive knock-on effects. https://t.co/FlYTFVLXIw
@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @purserj @JohnHMcWhorter @LanguageLog I like that “It can be expected†is expressed as a s… https://t.co/pFvdM30gkf
@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @purserj I need to run this past some better linguists than me, because that’s an excellen… https://t.co/V2ALpV7h1B
RT @glengyron: Me chanting: Au Pairs! Au Pairs!
People in the street chanting: Au Pairs! Au Pairs!
Gallery journalists: What the Au Pair…
@TimWattsMP @MurrayWatt Yeah you don’t have to be a genius to decode that bureaucratic language. But then…
@SnarkyPlatypus @purserj I haven’t read the judgement yet, but it looks like a hoot. Letting Latham having another… https://t.co/VNlzQ4Rsyt
RT @MurrayWatt: This is the brief from Dutton’s Dept abt 1 of the au pairs, for whom he personally intervened. Dept clearly warned that gra…
@scott_thewspot Well I’m looking forward to taking the time to read it properly.
Latest from NSW @BOCSAR: “Most domestic violence offenders do not specialise in domestic violenceâ€â€¦ https://t.co/6fgXMEFsqc
@scott_thewspot When judges know that they’re setting a precedent and the case will be highly cited, they pull out… https://t.co/4vKQs3JDDi
To answer a question that was bugging me in that “judgment  https://t.co/v9VGHnPOA9 https://t.co/JJDHcxCbya
@joshgnosis @cjjosh And there was much rejoicing.
@joshgnosis @cjjosh You’re asking ME about television and the like? I have no idea.
@joshgnosis @cjjosh Latho’s next program is going to be… interesting.
That address again: Faruqi v Latham [2018] FCA 1328. https://t.co/4FPEeAK4cm
@riskybusiness I’m looking forward to reading the whole thing in detail, slowly and with relish. And possibly with… https://t.co/JFBzs0u92O
@PeteLawler It is magical.
Another pertinent observation. https://t.co/dA6nE2HtzV
@PeteLawler This is why I want to save it until I’m properly awake and brain-defuzzed.
Pertinent observation. https://t.co/NxbWbtHk52
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian government moves to improve My Health Record privacy†https://t.co/VcuVenJLeS #MyHealthRecord
@ashabeeeee @dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @thelaughingsub Love your work, Asha.
A sample. https://t.co/455QOOkvDP
My attention has been drawn to the Federal Court judgement in the Faruqi V Latham defamation case. I am reliably un… https://t.co/yj4d2igtuc
@dobes @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @rohan_p @thelaughingsub These are not unreasonable topics.
@PeteLawler Christ, I’m not quite up for reading that yet. Bookmarked.
@dobes @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @rohan_p Yeah @thelaughingsub and I were predicting that you wouldn’t be very good… https://t.co/d2txUkSY2S
@DDsD @crikey_news @dobes That’s right, he’s also a climate change denialist. I saved this takedown of hpic.twitter.com/TPF27ZyWvdyWvd
@DDsD Ah yes, I recognise that name. A regular @crikey_news commenter IIRC, and a signatory on this IPA letter of s… https://t.co/K0nrnIkjkZ
@dobes @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @rohan_p Is this us? This is Australia, isn’t it. There’s a “c†in “defenceâ€.
Thu plan, draft: Slow start, because as scheduled in the Weekly Wrap this is a take-it-easy day (still in progress)… https://t.co/2gsWmuPYPN
RT @LukeLPearson: The biggest problem with Abbott as Special Envoy is that the PM didn’t look at Indigenous Affairs and ask “What does this…
It’s being troncated, @jeamland. https://t.co/hC7F3VA6Re
Thursday. A goat in a boat, afloat. Take note, and get my coat! Thursday.
@ordinarytanya I don’t own a TV.
“Mr Cholmondley Warner - Conjugal Rightsyoutu.be/FUDZOjI_axwVEbX I do wish we’d had this sort of graphic sex edu when I was at school.
@paulbam3 Yes, Mr Cholmondley-Warner knows about these things.
RT @nzpolice: That awkward moment when you realize you’ve tried to phone scam NZ Police #scamfail #secureas 🙄🤣🔞 https://t.co/YcfRI2cITh
RT @johnb78: Fucking hell, that’s nasty even by the extremely low standards of the Murdoch press https://t.co/2DjUHcDR8z
@ChrissieM Stop with the porn!
I’m still trying to get past “sweep the special chimneyâ€. https://t.co/700YRC6Sqs
@MrJohnChandler Yes.
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Why? Is there a new prime minister?
RT @thomas_violence: holy fuck this sounds horrible. congratulations on inventing “apartments but worse” https://t.co/azTDnPmVTm https://t.…
I was just thinking this. https://t.co/s3A3nRNmWd
Sneezing. I think I’m allergic to mountains.
RT @RANDCorporation: This new paper examines Russian media responses to three key events in Turkey:
1) the Turkish shootdown of a Russian…
RT @MarkDiStef: Woof. BuzzFeed News reveals the Russian government is secretly funding a group of seemingly independent websites pumping ou…
So, @realDonaldTrump, like when you say “People are telling me†without you saying who’s saying it? ’Cos what news… https://t.co/lqoxrjJmMW
onlmaps Areas colonized by Europeans and which European country last held them. buff.ly/2NtAgcT pic.twitter.com/BsUq9T4hwD
manicode LOL @signalapp update notes. pic.twitter.com/iMt4k0bcQm
Wed plan, tiny remaining part: Reading; stay warm; wait a few more hours until I can take the last dose of annoying… https://t.co/2kbbJxXbVU
Back at @bunjaree and glad I didn’t have to be WAITING PATIENTLY for very long. pic.twitter.com/6OgEFAdNNj
RT @ClickHole: When This Boy With A Colostomy Bag Said He Was Sad There Were No Superheroes Like Him, Marvel Told Him It’s Absolutely Cruci…
RT @AaronBlake: Pearl Harbor happened 5 years before Trump was born. https://t.co/6XHnNpv0Im
RT @glengyron: Hot take alert. https://t.co/MXooAH5mjv
@MatthewBevan @niallj16 You’re doing vital work, Sir.
RT @jimwaterson: Congratulations to The Times for coining the single worst phrase that has existed in the English language. https://t.co/ht…
@niallj16 @MatthewBevan We’ll find out tomorrow morning when he wakes up.
@niallj16 @MatthewBevan It’ll go on forever. Matt has a lifetime of work ahead of him.
Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Australian government moves to improve My Health Record privacy†https://t.co/VcuVenJLeS #MyHealthRecord
@JonDeeOz Thanks, Jon. The burden of proof is on showing that they knew, so that’s trickier than mere ignorance.
@MatthewBevan I recommend once more listening to this series from the beginning. https://t.co/Pm52fxhokP
@MatthewBevan You know, @MatthewBevan, this is all getting more and more insane.
Listening to the latest “Russia, if you’re listening†from @MatthewBevan: “Felix Sater: Criminal, informant, develo… https://t.co/mvOhRdObNP
@rohan_p Oh. That’s a worry.
@jplonie @zdnetaustralia Is this a My Health Record?