Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 3rd, 2018

@jeamland Maybe you need to beat up a few random ethnics.

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LeenaVanD Here have some puffins. pic.twitter.com/bMwoRUfu3J

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@nehadk I am the picture of fuckin’ dignity, as you should know by now.

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I have escaped with my life and my dignity intact.

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This is ridiculous.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, but I’m not sure if I should reveal it.

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That things when someone mentions their old IRC handle and suddenly several things make sense.

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Oh God, one of them has just offered the other a consulting gig. I need another drink. So many Negronis.

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Also, systemd. Everything is terrible. Also, Negronis. Also, yeah, this will not end well.

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I have done a bad thing. I have introduced people who should never have been allowed to meet.

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Real news story. This pleases me more that you can possibly imagine. twitter.com/rnz_news/statu…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “My Health Record: Canberra is still missing the point” zd.net/2M4elM9

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is true. As you may remember, I’m a big fan of recording important oral history.

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Folks, I you want to see some of the best* meaningless blockchain-is-magic bullshit I’ve seen in ages. Check out..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA

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Ah yes, meeting 3 of 3 was done quite some time ago. I’ve been distracted.

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@SpaceChain @purserj @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard I grew up on a dairy farm and even I haven’t seen so much bullshi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pL

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Well this is something high grade bullshit. pic.twitter.com/P9MMLuawJd

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Jeff Duff as David Bowie apparently. Today I learned that only one of them is dead. Probably. pic.twitter.com/wYbxn2ipdF

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NewtonMark Will Daisy be Caleb’s first murder when he goes full incel?

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@psandilands Thanks. I’m not sure how serious I am though. I haven’t even looked at my schedule yet. :)

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@stainedface @rockyr1000 @zdnetaustralia My understanding is that logins are handled at the institution level, so w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M8

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@rohan_p Hand grenades are quick and effective in these situations.

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@bendechrai Everything is quite lovely, thank you.

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CarlZha Some clarification on why I posted earlier cartoon depicting Chinese H6 strategic bomber as a Husky. You are welcom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mm

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Is everything going smoothly?

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@rockyr1000 @zdnetaustralia It doesn’t matter where the push comes from. Shared logins is appallingly poor practice and just plain lazy.

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@garthk @zdnetaustralia Yeah I had to get it out before a lunchtime meeting, otherwise I’d have done another pass a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W1

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ReFrameThat Very disappointed to discover that Dutton and Frydenberg are not literally swimming in shark-infested waters twitter.com/michellegratta…

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CrimeADay 7 USC §§8303, 8313 & 9 CFR §93.101(b)(3) make it a federal crime to import a pen-raised ostrich unless it had a mic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mN

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “My Health Record: Canberra is still missing the point” zd.net/2M4elM9

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ShaneWarne I hate drama !

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a disgruntled dentist.

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snurbbotinfo Turnbull’s downfall was to position the future tense in our unshorn sheep.

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@AndrewRJamieson Hurrah! Much better death ray work there.

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So this new tower with the curved glass walls is already acting as a giant solar death ray. See the three highly vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ks

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@dobes @PeteLawler There’s only 900,000 people who could give it a go.

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@PeteLawler I wasn’t going to say that out loud, but since you have…

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OH: “A weak warm latte please.” I seem to be in a new layer of Hell.

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Hahahaha yeah this will quell the criticism. Arsehats. twitter.com/GregDyett/stat…

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Who wants to send me to Canberra for Tuesday night? twitter.com/NSC_ANU/status…

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cathywilcox1 NSW needs plastic bags!
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/BSCcGbTThs

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OH, first person in a group of four: “I’ll have a large long black with a dash of milk and… oh… I haven’t looked twitter.com/i/web/status/1…prSO7y

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mrmsutton Replace plastic straws with the top parts of shallots no-one uses

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Fri plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia; meetings at 1330 Melbourne CBD, 1500 Carlton, 1630 Richmond (probab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MK

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husca Mindblowing: Since 2011, Tokyo Medical University has doctored the test scores of female applicants to admit fewer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gm

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Martian evil badgers are the worst kind of evil badgers. twitter.com/jwillchad/stat…

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@glengyron Maybe “playing with his baby” is a euphemism.

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TheOnion Apple Becomes First American Company That Should Have Paid Trillion Dollars In Taxes trib.al/S3geW3q pic.twitter.com/uH7k5tqzrx

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“Former AMA president Kerryn Phelps has called for a full parliamentary review of the My Health Record system, reje..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BC

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People who don’t know the difference between turnover and capitalisation, and make daft, meaningless comparisons.

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@zdnetaustralia I like me a good difference of opinion. I learn things. But I’m now hoping now that I haven’t misre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Startups going global should go GDPR: Lawyer” zdnet.com/article/startu…

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snurbbotinfo BREAKING: Barnaby Joyce injured in action by giant inflatable Minion.

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cd_hooks historians are gonna be baffled that a country this stupid landed on the moon twitter.com/ARmastrangelo/…

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; meetings at 1330 Melbourne CBD, 1500 Carlton, 1630 Richmond (probably);..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qg

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SethAbramson I love that Trump and his legal team have written up a set of questions it is permissible for law enforcement to as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

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Friday. It’s astonishing how many you can put in there before it ruptures. Friday.

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