Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 21st, 2018

Right, I think it might now be safe to try to get some sleep.

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Pinboard Do you arrive on Twitter angry, or let it do the work of enraging you?

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MeganhMackenzie I am THRILLED to share this advertisement for a **3-year Postdoctoral Research Fellow in Gender and War** here at t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aj

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I can tell you more about my poo if you like.

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This year I have learned so many entertaining* new ways to disrupt my intestinal biome.

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I’d hoped to have an early night tonight, but an unexpected set of Interesting New Side-Effects is keeping me on my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X3

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BrigadierSlog This is turning into I’m A Conservative Get Me Out Of Here. Good times twitter.com/David_Speers/s…

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Do not poll people’s assessments of themselves. @davidgerard @rohan_p @dobes twitter.com/kerooke/status…

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couriermail The front page of tomorrow’s The Courier-Mail @couriermail pic.twitter.com/AK7e2eaElh

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snurb_dot_info Slash fiction really isn’t what it used to be. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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evcricket This is a bad idea isn’t it twitter.com/dark_shark/sta…

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@ali__clarke Hey look I did this stuff when I was 10yo. It’s better to use a balloon to form the basic head shape t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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Dr_Tad You know, the pundits are so bizarrely unanimous on this being the end for Turnbull, I’m starting to think he’s likely to survive.

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vanOnselenP Two crossbenchers have confirmed to me they won’t guarantee supply if MBT is rolled. Two Nats are considering movin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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michaelmeloni The softer side of Dutton stuff reminds me of when they tried to make Mike Moore a man of the people youtu.be/yQeDrlNErGA?t=…

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rhysam The LNP continue to struggle with:
a) who they hate most.
b) how much they hate them.
c) the order in which they hate them.

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adamkotsko I dare you to read Neil deGrasse Tyson’s attempts at political commentary and tell me we need more focus on STEM and less on humanities.

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@ali__clarke Start with papier mâché over a balloon, let set, remove balloon, sculpt with more papier mâché or whatever as desired.

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jonkudelka This is like a family Christmas after the presents are all opened and the pud’s gone and everyone’s has one too man..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EQ

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jonkudelka 2050: Prime Minister Caleb Bond is sworn in by president Jimmy Barnes’ Head In A Jar in Oatlands, the northernmost..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra

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snurbbotinfo Alan Jones much more hilariously deranged than LNP.

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Honestly, you can say any old shit you like. No one will ever go back and check your predictions unless you’re righ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ue

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4/ @stilgherrian has even stated that he thinks in 3-5 years donkeys will turn into golden eagles and shower the Ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yz

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pauliooj @kerooke @davidgerard “Enterprise Blockchain” is a crystallized Emperor’s New Clothes for the boardroom.

“Sir, do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0x

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annikasmethurst “When I cease to be PM, I will cease to be a Member of Parliament” @TurnbullMalcolm, July 2017 pic.twitter.com/8pMleSw79P

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MarkDiStef How’s British political debates going? pic.twitter.com/IPkuE7ufza

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GreenJ Surely @TurnbullMalcolm calls an election tomorrow? It’s his only shot, and with Nats heading to the x-bench if Dut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n3

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sportsbetcomau Look, Mark Bouris is on there too, but I didn’t place those bets.

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RoseGWhite Best platypus spotting. pic.twitter.com/qWLsET69rZ

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The @sportsbetcomau odds have shortened. Dutton at 1.60, Turnbull at 2.20 to be Liberal leader at the next election..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3B

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@SnarkyPlatypus Needs must, etc. And the trick is making sure it’s a place that knows how to cope.

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GrogsGamut tbh, thus far the resignations have improved the ministry

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RicFinlay Recent terms as captain of Australia (days):
JHoward 4284
ABorder 3212
RHawke 3206
RPonting 2488
SWaugh 1769
M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sometimes, when one is feeling poorly, it is necessary to summon pho.

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Marco_Langbroek Invite it for dinner, try to talk some sense into it… twitter.com/xhnews/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @KrazyKarl910 @primroseriordan It’s like a 3- or 4-way Mexican stand-off. I wonder how long they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX

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awelder This is what the right did to Turnbull in 2009. Nobody in the press gallery will remember back that far though twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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@primroseriordan Whew! On the fifth attempt I finally managed to post that tweet without errors.

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HAHAHAHAHA. (I’m tweeting a screenshot of ⁦@primroseriordan⁩’s tweet to get around my mute of the aus pol hash tag.) pic.twitter.com/AB6fAjNUUe

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HAHAHAHAHA. (I’m tweeting a screenshot of ⁦@primroseriordan⁩’s tweet to get around my mute of the aus pol hash tag.) pic.twitter.com/aZ3BNnN4aE

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mfarnsworth Despite everything, Malcolm Turnbull just keeps racking up the achievements… Tomorrow he becomes the 15th longest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kx

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snurb_dot_info How about making Glossolalia Cash Justice Minister for these last 48h of your reign, Malcolm ? It’d save so much ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7O

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SandiHLogan The quality of our federal representatives. They publically (sic) broadcast their internecine squabbles. What fuc*i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qw

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She didn’t sound very convinced earlier today either. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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hughriminton The clue was in broad daylight in @DarrenChesterMP ‘s doorstop: “There’s no reason to assume anyone else (but Turnb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZT

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@i386 @franksting It appears that @franksting and I have seen a film you have not. I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it.

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smurray38 Judd Ponsonby, Assistant Minister for Men’s Sheds and Paintballing, has offered his resignation

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jrhennessy learning that ‘libertarian’ @SenPaterson backed cop emperor dutton is the definitely the funniest and least surpris..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yk

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marrowing I love hearing about the resignations of no-name frontbenchers. Senator Bobert McGland from the seat of Jellymole h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Py

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dannolan ah Modern Custock, member for Shiterange and the Minister for Outdoor Masturbation has also tendered his resignation

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dannolan Ah, another one - Kewborn Fistorp, the Member for Shed’s Rights and Minister of Shooting Fish At Close Distances has also resigned

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dannolan I recgret to inform you Hubert Goddleton the Member for Upper Pisswick and the Minister for Drano, has resigned

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@terencehuynh We’re not going to make it to Thursday, are we.

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juhasaarinen I have tendered my resignation to Malcolm Turnbull, prime minister of Australia.

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workmanalice Let’s recap .

Here is the resignation list so far:
Peter Dutton
Michael Sukkar
James McGrath
Concetta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UT

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They’ve slipped something into the water in Canberra. This is hilarious. twitter.com/MsMountebank/s…

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MsMountebank Woah. ABC reporting @DarrenChesterMP and other Nats would go to the crossbench if Dutton becomes PM.

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PulpLibrarian What if Jeff Bezos bought the whole , and we could only see pre-1998 ‘freeview’ content until we subscribe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pZ

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@GiovanniTorre @sportsbetcomau Hey look, people place their bets and @sportsbetcomau accepts them.

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@sportsbetcomau The punters are firming on the idea of an October election. pic.twitter.com/606oYjWiUk

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Update on the @sportsbetcomau odd for Liberal leader at the next election. Turnbull and Dutton both at 1.92 now…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hF

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Why is Tim Bailey always shouting? Is there something wrong with him?

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joshgnosis Tanya Plibersek saying that Dutton is a puppet sitting on Abbott’s lap with his hand up his…back pic.twitter.com/PoRn9iHsRe

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markhumphries Starting shortly! twitter.com/pointlessau/st…

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PulpLibrarian What if we had a 4D that occasionally blew bubbles at us or vibrated our chairs at certain points? It wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZF

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@davidgerard @Innov_Aus @VicGovAu @MyHealthRec I’ve been having another sick day today, and I fear this has pushed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tF

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NGruen1 Poor, what poor?

Homelessness – most people have homes

etcinsidestory.org.au/how-americas-w…Gpic.twitter.com/8r59bdGzaQaQ

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jonkudelka “Okay Cuddles, gently stroke the adorable kitten.”
*chomp*
“Well at least it wasn’t an onion.”
[fetches another kitten]

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DamienCWalker Now available at Aussie’s Cafe. Just tell them “I’ll have a government backbench to go, thanks” pic.twitter.com/KWBTfHZKoV

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workmanalice NZ PM Jacinda Ardern wants to meet with detainees being held in Australia’s detention centre on Nauru when she visi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL

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I’d just assumed there was a clearance at Lowes. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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“Cuddles” Dutton is a winner and I hope this sticks. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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jonkudelka I put it to you that the attempted rehabilitation of Peter “Cuddles” Dutton is going to be the most excruciating th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DU

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@jeremy_gans No, not that. I’m too tired and/or lazy to clarify, though.

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AuSenate At approximately 5pm today Senator @MehreenFaruqi will give her first speech in the . Live broadcast is avai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…32

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JohnBarronUSA This man is 93. Recalcitrance keeps you looking good. pic.twitter.com/4RbwzvPbPP

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Having a quiet sulk.

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myriamrobin Well I guess this was inevitable (from the @FT) ft.com/content/5c5a00… pic.twitter.com/Mm1HK0YSLC

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Henry_Belot The motion is defeated: 67-76 twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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MrTimCallanan Getting this one out of the cupboard twitter.com/mrtimcallanan/…

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joshgnosis Bob Katter still not here.

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joshgnosis Bandt and Wilkie votng with Labor on the no confidence motion. Sharkie and McGowan voting with the government.

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joshgnosis Dutton sits next to Barnaby and Kevin Andrews while the vote is on

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Ring the bells.

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I note that the Poodle is also spending most of his time attacking Shorten and Labor rather than defending, specifi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xu

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hughriminton “We know a majority supports this no-confidence motion,” says ⁦@AlboMP⁩. “69 on this side and 35 on that side.” pic.twitter.com/QtZvk3FpfF

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@shalailah Two, from memory. But that was a very long time ago.

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NewtonMark Abbott: Believes policy should be defined in terms of what the ALP hates.

Dutton: Believes his mission is to preve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oI

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Albo just referred to the government as “the Opposition in exile”, having noted that none of the speeches in defenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jw

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RT [DM]: “This is like watching a baby seal get clubbed.”

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Australian politics in a nutshell. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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JoshButler Plibersek: “this is a Frankenstein’s monster of a government. It has the
face of the member for Wentworth, the pol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA

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jeremysear Did Julie Bishop just claim the Trumble govt has brought us “lower prices”? JFC mate try for something that won’t h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xR

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jeamland I actually suspect they’d have their hands up each other like some kind of really weird ouroboros. twitter.com/KarenMMiddleto…

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snurbbotinfo Albanese spoke out; his aides say ‘he’s panicking’.

Anyway, Shane Warne.

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KarenMMiddleton “Next it will be the Member for Dickson sitting on the lap of the Member for Warringah like a really scary wooden p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hg

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joshgnosis Plibersek says Dutton will be “sitting on the lap of the member for Warringah like a really scary wooden puppet com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ph

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“The politics of envy”! Dig up, Malcolm. Dig up. pic.twitter.com/dR4ONwLdRy

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I was just thinking this. Turnbull is responding to Shorten’s passionate speech with a series of ledger entries. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and his merry band of supporters. pic.twitter.com/FfScxtHlET

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Tanya asks if the PM would like to second the motion. Some laughs, then she seconds it and reserves her right to speak. Malcolm up now.

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marvis_leung Can’t stop watching Shorten roast the PM just because of that wonderful mustache in the background. Glorious…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q1

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atlasobscura Malabar giant squirrels are, native to India, are twice as large as your standard eastern grey squirrel, with bodie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23

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jennineak Salim Mehajer allegedly emailed himself impersonating a police officer with “Hi Salim, sorry for the delay”, going..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uZ

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Awesome move which I now propose: When Shorten finishes, Turnbull moves that the vote be put, and crosses the floor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xr

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BuzzFeedOzPol Where is he on the scale? pic.twitter.com/yjttSluh0n

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Wow. Shorten is bringing on a vote of no confidence in the PM, and Pyne is up for it. Shorten now in full flight wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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“Cleo the alpaca was found at the gang’s headquarters in a police raid.” pic.twitter.com/bratmeZDU5

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“Acting Sergeant Nathan Trueman from Strike Force Raptor said police received information in April 2014 ‘that the G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rv

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On a day when too much news is barely enough… twitter.com/em_partridge/s…

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@Davidramli @LettsGetSnakes I for one welcome our new reptile overlords.

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@Davidramli @LettsGetSnakes True enough. Maybe worm-riddled snakes should run for politics.

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@pagedaemon @sportsbetcomau Someone wanted to place the bet, and @sportsbetcomau was happy to take their money. [Sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zV

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joshgnosis So @ljayes reads out a text message: “Hunt has gone crazy about being fingered”

Goodness.

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@sportsbetcomau The @sportsbetcomau odds have moved in the direction you might expect. Turnbull out to 1.85, Dutton..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym

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heldavidson “I can show a smile and show a different side”. pic.twitter.com/jBE9duy6b3

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@SnarkyPlatypus You just want to see us become a nation of cocktail waiters.

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Dutton presser coming up. And I’ve only just had a long hot shower.

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1. Nick Greiner is still alive. 2. He’s telling me about an “effective carrot”.

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The view from North Curl Curl. This is very @SnarkyPlatypus content, I think. twitter.com/imerincook/sta…

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“I have the complete support of the party room.” pic.twitter.com/mWvqU9aH5p

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James_Jeffrey About 90secs ago twitter.com/timwattsmp/sta…

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“United and determined.”

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marrowing remember when toney fell out of a fire truck onto the road and then someone opened the door of the truck and it hit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…py

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@Lateralist76 @BridgetOFlynn At this point it probably couldn’t do any more harm.

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I suppose I’d better watch this presser… Yes, I think I hate myself that much.

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HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP. twitter.com/ljayes/status/…

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ash_gillon Turnbull will hold a news conference within the hour @SkyNewsAust

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samdastyari Just to check - Am I the Prime Minister of Australia? Asking for a friend.

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paulgrimes_ .@internetofshit the fkn office coffee machine wants to email people for some reason pic.twitter.com/y93ET2bcD8

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I am meant to be resting again today but Canberra isn’t helping.

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@ApostrophePong That Fijian-Indian spice shop has a lot to answer for. Dutton will probably have another go on Thur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…21

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AlisterAir usenix.org/conference/use… Q: Why Do Keynote Speakers Keep Suggesting That Improving Security Is Poss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mg

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KetanJ0 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffbfhfhfgffffjgfkfjdnnhhggggyshshgsggggggghxhzhshshshhshshshshshhhshshzhhgg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ub

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TheNTNews BREAKING NEWS: @TurnbullMalcolm WINS HIS FIRST POLL FOR A LONG TIME

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This is appalling, yes, but I can’t help but think it’s so… so naive it’s almost sweet. Like a newborn calf that catwitter.com/i/web/status/1…9dCa

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@ApostrophePong That looks marvellous. Also, you missed a leadership spill.

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Oh yes. The Senate. I remember that. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@JustJimWillDo @sportsbetcomau Maybe we need a “Fuck it, let it all burn” option.

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SimonThomsen Leaking bad, contextual disclosure good. twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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GreenJ he could always have Turnbull arrested i guess. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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ljayes PMO says there will be no early election and he has not considered it. twitter.com/ljayes/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sportsbetcomau There’s some interesting numbers there. Curious, though, that it’s firmed for a Tur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…07

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@sportsbetcomau Meanwhile, a few folks this morning will have cashed out their $1.40 win. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds on Liberal leader at the next election. Must dig out those from before this morning. pic.twitter.com/au3SUhVZQV

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MatthewBevan Place your bets folks twitter.com/matthewbevan/s…

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Hey @PeterDutton_MP can you help us here? Just a couple of bullet points would be fine to begin with. twitter.com/prestontowers/…

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This is kind of magnificent, actually. twitter.com/ljayes/status/…

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ljayes BREAKING I’m now told Turnbull is weighing up calling an election rather than risk another challenge.

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liamvhogan The New York Times is busy calling around to do an explainer, and deciding which of its two standard takes—millenia.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uF8

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Clarky_Tweets “Of course I’ve peed in a pool. This is America.” @OHnewsroom

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beneltham I reckon Malcolm should just go rogue from here on in. Bring back the leather jacket, bestow a knighthood on Lucy,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wx

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@SnarkyPlatypus Foreign minister is a pretty sweet gig.

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glengyron 3 hours ago: twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus In that there’s fewer pathways in the succession plan? (I think she’s quite happy in her role.)

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“Lax security culture in hospitals could affect My Health Record privacy, insiders fear” abc.net.au/news/health/20… A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b4

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start, because still fighting the lurgi; two little geek tasks for clients; monitor the ongoi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oG

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@tuo2 I too am very interested in this appointment. I suppose I’d better get out of bed after all.

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@tuo2 Fair point. Though this gets down to a level of factional analysis that’s beyond my ken.

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Wait, how many votes does Sinodinos get? Or can’t he recall? twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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TheShovel Turnbull Living Boyhood Dream Of Desperately Clinging To Power theshovel.com.au/2017/11/30/tur… pic.twitter.com/C2eDSXk3HN

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BuzzFeedOzNews Just 17 photos of Peter Dutton staring ominously at Malcolm Turnbull 👀
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Imagine having to scrub the congealed grease off all those windows. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

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Is the potato a horse?

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cathywilcox1 Non-renewables.
My @smh and @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/jsQcu5yrQL

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workmanalice Peter Dutton has resigned as Home Affairs and Immigration Minister.

RESHUFFLE TIME! pic.twitter.com/gUlmthyvZV

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I was actually still in the process of thinking “I should get out of bed to hear the result” when we already had the result.

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mumbletwits Round 1.

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joshgnosis Julie Bishop remains deputy

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joshgnosis Nola Marino confirms Turnbull won leadership challenge 48-35.

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glengyron Oh well, there’s always Thursday. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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workmanalice It has been 3186 days since the Liberal party last rolled Malcolm Turnbull as leader. pic.twitter.com/uRtpH6DHGB

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joshgnosis Waiting for the result. pic.twitter.com/FGKSeIxPHl

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edzitron Quitting my job as the chef at French Laundry to become the first sous chef at the waffle house twitter.com/business/statu…

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garystark So now it’s official. It’s been vacant for quite some time though twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@benswift @feraldata Careful! She probably knows where your office is.

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Well, it can’t ever be more On than this. pic.twitter.com/mOUCL1DwnJ

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Somehow, this makes everything seem better, that all is well with the world. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@feraldata Yeah I don’t know what’s going on there, except that these massive dream sequences do tend to be all-inclusive.

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@feraldata But I thought you liked a challenge!

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@feraldata It made the other dreams look quite reasonable by comparison.

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Tuesday. It is like ice cream, but it is not ice cream. Tuesday.

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