Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 11th, 2018

JuliusGoat HILLARY CLINTON HAS AN ARMY OF PIT DWELLERS WITH LASER EYES READY TO EMERGE FROM A CRACK IN EARTH’S CRUST JUST EAST..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nO

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OzKitsch Canberra’s theatre scene in 1987:
Rowan Atkinson
The Bolshoi Ballet
… and the Black & White Minstrel Show pic.twitter.com/wBnBYYKtUQ

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“King Island Diary”. Where they get mikl out of cows. pic.twitter.com/RGhauKWY6i

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kinshasha I love a world in which reports of noisy HV switchgear on trams come with a fully fledged spectral plots twitter.com/theskorm/statu…

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jpwarren There should be more stopdowns and fewer startups.

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@dobes @jpwarren It’s called “industry development” why do hate Australia?

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jqlngu though north carolina’s 4th congressional district is both unconstitutional and still being used for midterms, at l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9g

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@dobes Oh. I thought they might have been citing the op-ed on My Health Record that Mike did for Slate.

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OK so I went down the rabbit-hole of Bolt comments and I am truly sorry but in my defence I found this amazing accu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UN

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@dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p Mate, you know I’ve been off sick today, and I’m still not too flash. Now this? What h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oz

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There’s something about the red feathers that flares our camera sensors. twitter.com/ParrotOfTheDay…

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Only1Carter Why is the TimeHop dinosaur encouraging me to carry out the biggest terror attack ever? pic.twitter.com/gm6TqyZv3W

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hula_grl @JennaPrice Quotas knocked back as an option by PM on tonight as well. “Support’ is apparently the answer…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tf

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MatthewBevan My best attempt at explaining today’s George Papadopoulos tweets about Alexander Downer ⁦@abcnewsabc.net.au/news/2018-09-1…

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TheOnion NRA Releases Downloadable Blueprints For First 3D-Printed Gun Lobbyists trib.al/KCZZM1p pic.twitter.com/FqVMg8CwjT

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BuzzFeedOzPol caption comp pic.twitter.com/nc0lCKoBdh

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dobes And now, let’s see how things are going in Canberra… pic.twitter.com/mz5gpoyeAD

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GreenJ Half expecting to see some late night Sky clown in black face before the day is out.

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Well this is excellent prime ministering then. @SnarkyPlatypus will approve. twitter.com/Virtualkat101/…

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I don’t have the television on, but to judge from Twitter the new Prime Minister is putting on a superb performance. A true statesman.

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Well I’m glad that’s settled then. twitter.com/junkee/status/…

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@BZB Yes, a student nurse told me that the other day.

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@mogadeet I’m fucked with a cricket question, though.

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@mogadeet Close but no banana. They’re pretty strict on this show.

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ABCscience Build your own fake viral health claim!

Happy media literacy week. pic.twitter.com/NhRZ3vfooC

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DON’T GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE THEY ARE IDIOTS.

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Tue plan, remainder: I still feel quite rubbish, so I’ll watch @PointlessAU at 1800 and then become a sloth.

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@dobes Well nurses have got enough to do as it is.

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Of COURSE no one admits to sharing passwords in official reports, because it’s against policy and they don’t want t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ls

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If you want to become “aware” of password sharing in hospitals, or of passwords written on stickers on the computer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mn

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Whenever you see someone saying they are “not aware” of something, remember that it’s not a statement about evidenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PN

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davidlipson Should we be concerned that the man in charge of ASIO and AFP is compiling dirt files on political opponents? twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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PPantsdown This settles it once and for all pic.twitter.com/f0iF8J1haV

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@DDsD No worries. As you’ll see, the language is pretty vague. I can’t remember what the case law is about this, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4T

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@DDsD Sections 42 and 103B. austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdb… But it’s polite to ask, especially if the work itself isn’t to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3r

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bengrubb 🚨🚑 PSA: Submissions for the Senate inquiry into My Health Record close Friday. If you have views about the privacy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pN

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@MudgeeGuardian Admittedly it was vague, but I’m just noting how the network of observers is now “civilian” rather than journalistic.

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@MudgeeGuardian Sorry, you seem to be taking my comment as a criticism rather than a neutral observation.

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@ArmsControlWonk I’m 45% of the way in. A brilliantly engaging narrative here, @ArmsControlWonk.

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Jen_Bennett JUST ENROL IN A BOG STANDARD USYD BA IF YOU’RE THAT KEEN ON STUDYING WESTERN CIVILISATION theguardian.com/australia-news…

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ellinghausen Question Time for Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton pic.twitter.com/J3TIxtFXpu

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joshgnosis Hahah oh my god. pic.twitter.com/AB3h9wNeH4

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@smidgey That’s interesting, certainly, but probably not significant in terms of the final outcome. Maybe. We live in interesting times.

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@ArmsControlWonk Excellent description of the efficiency of the US State Department Operations Center. pic.twitter.com/bqeokjGAqX

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James_Jeffrey Expectation management pic.twitter.com/1lxy41TkAP

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Well-known deep cover FSB operative Alexander Downer. [Smirk] Yeah good one, George.

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In which Mr Papadopoulus tries to skip over the fact that, whatever the motives of his drinking companion, he got d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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SwiftOnSecurity Are people who answer online polls self-important and deluded?

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“Internet Architecture Board warns Australian encryption-busting laws could fragment the internet” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/intern…

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@MJIBrown Yeah, it’s a great little bug. Just now it’s truly awesome. pic.twitter.com/PdOxfDeEY9

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Pinboard Remember that every poll you see is based entirely on the twisted people willing to answer a ringing phone and talk to a stranger.

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@ArmsControlWonk A novel, I should say, with footnotes citing the background research.

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I’ve just started reading @ArmsControlWonk’s cheerful novel and I’m already hooked. pic.twitter.com/DmCsj1K4pZ

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@Telstra Reported. And I see @linaryan and @zzap are having this fun too, so it’s a real bug. Enjoy! Thanks, Dani.

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@Telstra Heh. Before or after I use the 132GB of data? ;)

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donattroppo 1952 - “We’re boosting the population of already overcrowded cities with the newcomers — and the drift from the cou.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ele

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Either the @Telstra 24x7 app for iOS has a bug, or arithmetic works very differently from how I was taught. pic.twitter.com/sSZAsSAnl1

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Attributes of Scott Morrison compared with Malcolm Turnbull, per today’s Essential poll. pic.twitter.com/2Lwthd9JoA

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@jasminchill Wow. This really IS five-dimensional chess!

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@jasminchill Illuminati tradecraft has really gone downhill in recent years.

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TimdeSousa Can’t possibly imagine why young people have abandoned broadcast television with kwality content like this…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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@jasminchill Don’t worry. It’s just the Illuminati.

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nswpolice Can you help locate 24-year-old Dany Suntaro? Police are re-appealing for public assistance and have new informatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b9

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glengyron Guy whose avatar is literally an American flag and an Australian flag can’t see the cultural link between the two c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vY

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“Kenyan police raid offices of China’s international news channel looking for illegal immigrants” medium.com/@shanghaiist/k…

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The word you’re struggling for is “glider”. twitter.com/WIRED/status/1…

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@kcarruthers This is very David Kilcullen territory.

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JustAboutGlad Women get told our vaginas will be wide gaping holes if we sleep around with a bunch of men but no one tells men th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H3

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jason_a_w People of the Pacific Northwest - please do not shoot at Australians. Thanks in advance smh.com.au/world/north-am…

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@jasminchill Probably not a journalist. I don’t think journalists have done trench coats since the 1970s.

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Tue plan, supplemental: I might go sit in the sun for a while this afternoon, since @CARROT_app has arranged a love..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RM

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Tue plan, confirmed: Slow start, due to being crook (still in progress); noodles, just as a grandmother would recom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yV

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@juhasaarinen @thegrugq What is wrong with you, Juha? Did you get dropped on your head as a child?

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kashhill I mean the main anecdote that stays with you after you read it is that he created a computer program to beat a high..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Y

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kashhill I see it not as an author failing but as a suggestion that Zuckerberg is not a particularly interesting person beyo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IP

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kashhill I read this very long profile of Mark Zuckerberg and it’s amazing how little you learn about him. Main takeaways: H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L4

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mathaiaus I worked at a supermarket deli in my teenage years and you should’ve seen the feasts we’d prepare for ourselves dur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fr

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@NuclearAnthro @drspacejunk @therogue_astro Around the same here, due to illness. (I suddenly realised that “crook”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w0

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ReFrameThat “It had nothing to do with gender or race. In related news, we continue to understand neither of these things.” twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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DJBentley Hitler was a dog person. 🤔 twitter.com/seanlowe09/sta…

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neilb1940 Always impressive to see being thrown around at low level pic.twitter.com/WPWQ7xCv0C

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GrogsGamut 3 year anniversary pic.twitter.com/64TcSDfoIG

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@NuclearAnthro @drspacejunk @therogue_astro Sorry, I’m a bit crook today so nuance is beyond me.

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@NuclearAnthro Surely that’s a Mercury or Gemini capsule? This is very @drspacejunk territory. @therogue_astro

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katgallow Hahahahahaha priceless twitter.com/couriermail/st…

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vinnyflood Axl Rose is increasingly looking like an uncooperative primary school receptionist. pic.twitter.com/V400RkI9MF

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Sarcasticsapien A guy at Target wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat and a MAGA t-shirt was buying a 65 inch TV so I said “Man, you’re real..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gO

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Hey @R_Chirgwin, I forgot to mention, the other day a quoll sauntered past 2m outside my window at @bunjaree. I tri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP

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@garthk I’m not going into details, except to say that’s it’s been a long campaign with limited successes.

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Shitposting on this web site takes surprisingly litte effort, even when that description is relatively literal.

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cgeorge2020 @mrjamesob What have the EU ever done for us? Well, search by UK postcode and find out exactly what has been done i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T1

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edbott This means we’re going to die, doesn’t it. twitter.com/WinObs/status/…

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MartinPakulaMP No Pauline. That’s not climate change you’re thinking of. That’s “day” and “night.” twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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Pinboard Fresh resupply of security keys from the comrades at ГР… er, from friends of American election safety! It is very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…px

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@reselsnark Urban Dictionary provides a number of options.

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GuardianAus “I am the resistance inside the ceiling of the White House,” writes an anonymous raccoon | @firstdogonmoon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm

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phbarratt Won’t happen. Some of us are waiting with baseball bats and nothing he can say or do will change that. twitter.com/paulbongiorno/…

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@thegrugq My great great (plus another great?) grandfather was the delightfully Prussian-named Wilhelm Krieg, and h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oY

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@thegrugq Most of them would be dead before adulthood.

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ebruenig i will never stop thinking about this ever, ever. it has changed me pic.twitter.com/5nxpaf5yUb

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ICYMI Monday: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s anti-encryption law will merely relocate the backdoors: Expert”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91

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Tue plan, as resulting from the above: Slow start; if I can manage it, some of the AI & Machine Learning Summit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ol

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Thanks to my poor choices in relation to dinner last night, it will be a very slow start this morning. I’m sure tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mm

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Tuesday. Circles. Make everything a circle. Tuesday.

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