@CptHollingworth HAHAHAHA. Kill me now.
commuter_haiku Remember: use your
kids’ candy haul to teach them
about taxation.
I have definitely not had too much whisky and it is not yet midnight. (90 seconds to go.)
@CptHollingworth THANK YOU BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE BULLSHIT THAT IS HAPPENING?
God I’m a prick.
Seriously, “quickly� How many years has this been? OK, good outcome, but stop slapping each other’s backs.
Hurrah! We’ve figured out how long we need to torture children before we figure out we’re arseholes. (Sure, it’s an… https://t.co/iii3PwePqJ
Moving onto a separate Pointless Celebrities episode, check this board. This is excellent! pic.twitter.com/KSFqplNacr
Goddamit.
@ChrissieM @smperris I should’ve do a podcast interview with @TwoSetViolin because they’re in Brisbane and I get up… https://t.co/gQBMYbRoeT
God I love these boys. https://t.co/BUIOFPODNj
Definitely not drinking whisky.
@daniel_hadfield @shodanhq I am having a major sook now.
@stufromoz @oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Which proves the point.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Close, but it’s the Pre-Raphaelites.
@nigel_castle @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost That’s the fascination of this game.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Correct. https://t.co/E1PtFOraQy
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Down to the head to head, and here is the tiebreaker. pic.twitter.com/z0O3A1KbsJ
@IxatDnats @RichardTuffin Don’t be such a cunt.
@nigel_castle @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Pointless is a complex strategic game.
@nigel_castle @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost No, you don’t get the game. You have to choose the least known.
RT @lukehunter05: I think @ABCTV are on to something with #TomorrowTonight @charliepick and @annabelcrabb were awesome as were the panel. T…
@RichardTuffin You would perhaps not appreciate how old the stars are now.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost These are better answers. https://t.co/r3V5SDDgrM
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost And here are the answers. pic.twitter.com/Y1grm5Q3iH
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus It’s a tough one.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost CORRECT! https://t.co/Lj4QMMXoto
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost The second board is trickier. pic.twitter.com/Bb0DsIhz5D
@twiddlekins @NewtonMark @peter_tonoli Well this is what 1.1.1.1 is all about.
@NewtonMark @peter_tonoli Didn’t I just say “Don’t start me� I have to spend time with Geoff Huston and I just get tired.
Mind you, name these words of Greek origin. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost. pic.twitter.com/Z3Qv1yWcmC
@NewtonMark @peter_tonoli Don’t start me, Mark.
Hey kids, if you’re fans of “Blake’s 7†or “Doctor Who†this episode of “Pointless Celebrities†will fuck with your… https://t.co/6cnpu0ZJda
@Ant_Br0 @JulieBishopMP Yeah in amongst the jokes there was actually a good exploration of the issues. #TomorrowTonight
@erstkate @SallyRMelb @JulieBishopMP You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
Nice work, @charliepick. Break a leg for next week. It’s an ambitious format but the first episode was grand#TomorrowTonightht
@glengyron No, don’t be soft. Kill him.
@JulieBishopMP Agreed. And re my previous tweet, I was simply worried that the format was too ambitious. But this w… https://t.co/eM65fxxnA8
So #TomorrowTonight is way better than I’d feared an@JulieBishopMPMP has been remarkable.
Hang on.
Oh here we go…
RT @mcannonbrookes: ðŸ™ðŸ» https://t.co/VItVWLllFX
RT @Hardywolf359: This Halloween, don’t be embarrassed by being the only one with a badly groomed bat!
Make sure you give yours the TLC it…
RT @nehadk: Assange is in a closet on his own volition. He can step outside anytime he wants to. https://t.co/xymIguVFEF
RT @Channel10AU: Hey David, what your handle says 😇 #10TVWithATwist https://t.co/o3ZJVCGKBO
RT @femmocollective: Halloween. I’ve put my hair in dreadlocks with a fedora on top, applied makeup to make my skin paler, I’m wearing sand…
Yeah the world has a serious shortage of “Spicks & Specksâ#headdeskdesk
@davispg @zdnetaustralia “Cyber hygiene†is a solid concept now. But I still find it hilarious.
@NewtonMark I am just the messenger. :)
Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “AustCyber to figure out what ‘cyber skills’ actually are†https://t.co/LhQ7hNIkh2
@techoglot Well indeed.
@ravensergei Yes, yes… but not for everyone.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah the Carrington is a wonderful old pile, especially when you look into its history.
Back at @bunjaree and noticing that people are arguing about thing that I think I might ignore.
@purserj It’s not too late.
Yep, it’s Hallowe’en in the Mountaipic.twitter.com/YgMyHUyNfYyNfY
So I just got this email… pic.twitter.com/Dnhk6FVcXu
And vice versa. https://t.co/UHKPUeajTO
@paulwallbank Wait, what? I’ve had “editor†in various forms on my business card before.
@cjjosh @PreetBharara My ironic silliness may not come across from this distance. Sorry, @PreetBharara.
@IllegibleSmudge I don’t recall saying “amusing†was part of it.
@cjjosh @PreetBharara He’s a good guy, for a brown person. ;)
I know some people are having trouble with this, but “good actor†and “sexual abuser†can both exist in the same pe… https://t.co/MFPtimDzfj
cathywilcox1 Is Dan Tehan not real bright?
Listen to his podcast. @PreetBharara is one of the Good People. https://t.co/aVj5CvDDGJ
RT @PreetBharara: 1. Mueller is a prosecutor’s prosecutor
2. Jacob Wohl is a fool’s fool
@GiovanniTorre I stand corrected.
@paulwallbank Is that an actual sentence in English? (Also, please say hi to the folks I know there.)
@GiovanniTorre Later. You have my number.
RT @kcarruthers: The US is still using paper chèques https://t.co/pSIDZOfuOH
@GiovanniTorre No no, because politicians are not allowed to sex.
RT @stilgherrian: SCULLION would be a better anagram if it had a T in it.
RT @stilgherrian: Dear Journalists, when a politician “likes†a tweet or post, there’s every chance they’re doing what you’re doing, and ju…
RT @stilgherrian: Mate, where are you buying your shirts? https://t.co/cEQTgHvMX4
RT @NuclearAnthro: #NuclearWarOnHalloween
That time during Cuban Missile Crisis when Vasili Arkhipov (historical hottie) straight up preve…
RT @filmTVtrivia: 🎃💻 Jack O’Lanterns are named after Jack Bauer, because of the season of 24 where the character becomes a pumpkin farmer 🤡🎃
@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah no criticism there. That was a tough last question.
@reselsnark One of these things is true.
@SnarkyPlatypus It surely can’t be “Original Sinâ€.
@R_Chirgwin Yes, there was a big shift in the API recently. Have you though of using 2018 clients?
@SnarkyPlatypus Wait for it. It’s great television.
I would like to congratulate @markhumphries on his lemming-related prime minister snark. #PointlessAU
L-animals is an excellent question, @PointlessAU. #PointlessAU
@SnarkyPlatypus This is where I’m intrigued by the selection of the 100. You and me ain’t “averageâ€.
Richard Handel? WTF? #PointlessAU
@PointlessAU @SnarkyPlatypus This is certainly a good episode so far.
@SnarkyPlatypus HAHAHAHAHA Dick Christmas as the lowest score.
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s a good choice.
@SnarkyPlatypus @PointlessAU I’m interested to hear you views. Here we go.
Parents don’t have it so bad. https://t.co/EW9DWK8sXU
RT @markhumphries: Things get very physical on tonight’s @PointlessAU. Starts at 6! https://t.co/RRWbAE3s04
@AttardMon @UTSFass Yeah I know you know how excellent it is having an academic library and global wi-fi login. Sigh.
RT @paulwiggins: A chapter closes: last Hong Kong bookshop selling titles banned in China shuts https://t.co/GKWYWM3GZq
@AttardMon @UTSFass Nah, I’m 100km away in the Blue Mountain. I guess I’ve missed this one. Someone finally worked… https://t.co/qUumnSQ3nM
@philkernick Well obviously. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
@Taco_Lad @riskybusiness Actually, you’re right. That’s a pretty healthy cat.
I can’t help but laugh. Microsoft Office gets a new colour scheme, but it’s still the same bloated walrus of bullsh… https://t.co/JiPcsBwCRq
Great question. https://t.co/TXhs7U26l2
RT @riskybusiness: My friend’s cat doesn’t look well. https://t.co/k349wgubrb
@CyByRon I am REALLY interested to see what comes out of this. I suspect you’ll break some stereotypes.
@MicheleS_Aus I listen to a bunch of US legal podcasts. So I have learned things.
My choices right now:
1. Hang in the pub until @PointlessAU starts and watch it live, but get a little tipsy?
2. Go… https://t.co/onerTJROEs
@merryboffin Awesome. By which I mean, you have my sympathies.
Why do I seem to know more about US constitutional and national security law than that fucking President?
PLEASE CLICK THROUGH FOR SOME COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL NUMBERS. https://t.co/2lbcp5tM39
@Like_Rob Arf! Arf! Arf!
@jpwarren @adamjogrady @PointlessAU I’d have to cross-check wit@markhumphrieses but I don’t think the Antarctic lovebirds did win.
It’s a great soundbite, but unless you can explain how whatever you’re building creates the latter without the form… https://t.co/ioBDR8sZsh
@jpwarren @adamjogrady @PointlessAU It was one of the contestants, actually.
RT @imillhiser: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS SETTLED BY THE SUPREME COURT IN 1898! STOP TREATING BOTH SIDES AS EQUALLY VALID WHEN ONE SIDE I…
@jpwarren @adamjogrady @PointlessAU True. But it was on @PointlessAU last week.
RT @fairtirade: Did you bug their embassy? https://t.co/22VLyOa8gL
@merryboffin Please seek medical attention.
@mediajorge Heh. Indeed. Still, you survived. Some people are still in there.
RT @dobes: Remember that bullshit company that wanted to get in on restarting a coal power station in the Hunter for blockchain things, and…
RT @Wyld: What a lovely cake.
Half a cake.
Large Muffin.
Biscuit.
Crumbs.
SHIT, IT’S A CAKE AGAIN. https://t.co/RSDNiZdL1T
@erstkate Please let’s not think about that.
@mediajorge TANSTAAFL. :)
I have questions. https://t.co/UOPwS9HQZr
@SnarkyPlatypus Like a truffle pig. So to speak.
@merryboffin Too easy, eh? :)
@stevebwriter As a clue, their name as a double-a in it.
@michaelmeloni @ABCmediawatch I’m looking forward to the story.
@merryboffin It is not Apple. But it is a hardware company, broadly speaking.
@jpwarren @adamjogrady Did you hear that on @PointlessAU last week too?
Is the answer “Because they’re muppets� https://t.co/WOpsL9q6wf
RT @jpwarren: That’s just a tax on capital. ‘Robot’ today is ‘jacquard loom’ 200 years ago. It’s not a new problem.
So yes, tax capital mor…
RT @ABCmediawatch: Hey Australian journos: have you had your work ripped off by the Daily Mail? We want strong examples to take them on. DM…
@jpwarren @adamjogrady Yeah but play the odds, FFS.
RT @rycrozier: Human Services finally has a new CIO. A big role in federal IT filled… https://t.co/Mb1KvDQxMp
@philkernick I have never been to the UK.
@mediajorge Mr Murdoch is from my home town, Adelaide, so one has a certain sympathy. And he still owns so much of… https://t.co/5cUlVcYEaC
RT @markhumphries: Fun segment from last night’s show. https://t.co/HZNxaGCC2g
I wouldn’t have put it this way, but yes. https://t.co/N03hglnYN2
@mediajorge … and not in a good way.
RT @NSWRFS: Temps are rising and so is the fire danger. Wide areas of Very High fire danger is forecast tomorrow, 1 November. Although ther…
Cruel but oh so fair. https://t.co/Kz6IG0UjE1
@ki_sekiya JFC. But yes, this is how it’s done. Next time Iâ€m on the Gold Coast I’ll buy you a drink.
@jpwarren @adamjogrady @pivotnine “Forced� Mate, you CHOSE to read an email knowing it was from me. Beginner’s mistake.
Headline of the Day: “Jonathan Swan Is a Bootlicker†https://t.co/cxwVuS03Hj
RT @johnmcternan: The higher gibberish https://t.co/hyGKOKaKAX
RT @McKelvie: The Overton Window is an important concept to grasp. https://t.co/9mFxjqHaVa
RT @thomas_violence: wow sick of those damn PC police and their bizarre insistence that domestic violence isn’t that funny https://t.co/8Nd…
@samanthamaiden Love your work, Ms Maiden.
RT @samanthamaiden: This looks like an opposition leader. Presumably they’ve done some sort of research and thinks it works. I think it mak…
Leroy_Lynch I may have chosen my Halloween profile pic for tomorrow. #Zeitgeist pic.twitter.com/zJkyyb0sgI
@jonoabroad @oberonsghost Not the former. It’s too hard to work with the buffering delays unless you do [insert lon… https://t.co/KnNq5KPVUy
@CptHollingworth God I love you. :)
@ki_sekiya Nice idea. And I only get a small fraction of the bullshit that my editors get. But here we are. It’s th… https://t.co/WxlLnAMsvG
@CptHollingworth [Sets timer] See you in 20 minutes.
@oberonsghost Excellent.
I like where this is going, but no. https://t.co/dDVkxfe6T7
@jonoabroad I am seriously behind the pace here. Congratulations, I guess.
@jonoabroad Wait, you have a 3yo?
What if I also tell you that this word salad came from one of the biggest PR and marketing companies on the planet?
“The exclusive collection will be released in a new range of colours — vivid red, forest green, pale yellow, baby p… https://t.co/S8uXdpA8MZ
@_DaveKnowles @zdnetaustralia @AustCyber This “closed shop†thing is one of the BIG problems, yes. Not helped by so… https://t.co/8LdTcwSMv5
@CptHollingworth Wow. Respect. But no.
I am thinking the same thing. Maybe we can get a private room with endless gin. https://t.co/5zTXCyJAem
From the PR, what is product X? “A mutual commitment to creating accessible, contemporary products with an eye for… https://t.co/htZOxSqDEV
This timeline is fuckin’ hilarious.
HAHAHAHA. https://t.co/dptQnsgePI
“This is your personalised Politi cal Drama Alert: Malcolm Turnbull is going to appear on Q&A next week, all by him… https://t.co/3jmoPaBjdW
@jehankanga Hahahah we are so fucked.
Worst cabaret song ever. https://t.co/cHp9J0Ylzs
Thanks for the warning. https://t.co/ZH1Fcsr0GX
Mate, where are you buying your shirts? https://t.co/cEQTgHvMX4
@engin_eer Diddums.
RT @dobes: “Notice me senpai” as a negotiation tactic https://t.co/FFYigCYiYy
Oh please please please please make this a thing. https://t.co/ihm0YfyrFd
@twcau @NewtonMark I know, I know… It’s a fraught topic.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “@AustCyber to figure out what ‘cyber skills’ actually are†https://t.co/LhQ7hNqJpu
@jehankanga The G in 5G stands for “coalâ€.
Hurrah! Australians can save 60 seconds upon entering Britain! Finally the UKUSA Agreement is surpassed! https://t.co/qEWxeSAQXK
@Jeremy_Kirk @dobes @rohan_p The more I hear about this saga the more I laugh.
Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. (Do we have Lyft in Australia?) https://t.co/tCTLCfzhj8
RT @DPRK_News: Ministry of Tourism denies request for refugee status by US investor Jacob Wohl, on grounds that scorn and ridicule do not c…
@twcau @NewtonMark Sure, but depression when managed is less risk than many other things. I know some dipshit flew… https://t.co/f2C1p8dpoY
@JaneAlcorn The upper Blue Mountains is a very strange place.
@jehankanga Maybe we just need to steal their 5G.
There’s a lot going on in this paragraph. https://t.co/QIij8yixX6
There is a man in his 50s — well, he’s white so maybe only his 40s — in a full Captain America costume wandering ar… https://t.co/ZmKiBHwvax
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p. https://t.co/kTQDoEFcxn
@JustJimWillDo I am a professional. I know what I’m doing.
@jonoabroad @zdnetaustralia Wow.
@jonoabroad @zdnetaustralia Sometimes the Muse decides to give us a break.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah but he’s a journalist so doesn’t count as human.
@ashabeeeee I’m sorry.
erstkate Does Gwyneth Paltrow clink when she walks? #thingsIwonder
@zdnetaustralia I wasn’t expecting to be able to write a thing today, but I wrote a thing.
@ashabeeeee Asha. I know that being on the Gold Coast can affect your brain, but please try to maintain a sense of reason.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers and a potentially dangerous shortcoming.
RT @mcannonbrookes: âš¡ Is this thing on?ðŸŽ™ï¸ Ran out of time (busy day). @fairdinkumpower brand/movement needs an image. My drawing sucks. $20…