Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 2018

commuter_haiku Remember: use your
kids’ candy haul to teach them
about taxation.

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I have definitely not had too much whisky and it is not yet midnight. (90 seconds to go.)

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@CptHollingworth THANK YOU BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE BULLSHIT THAT IS HAPPENING?

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God I’m a prick.

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Seriously, “quickly”? How many years has this been? OK, good outcome, but stop slapping each other’s backs.

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Hurrah! We’ve figured out how long we need to torture children before we figure out we’re arseholes. (Sure, it’s an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qJ

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Moving onto a separate Pointless Celebrities episode, check this board. This is excellent! pic.twitter.com/KSFqplNacr

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@ChrissieM @smperris I should’ve do a podcast interview with @TwoSetViolin because they’re in Brisbane and I get up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

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Definitely not drinking whisky.

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@nigel_castle @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost No, you don’t get the game. You have to choose the least known.

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lukehunter05 I think @ABCTV are on to something with @charliepick and @annabelcrabb were awesome as were the pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC

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@RichardTuffin You would perhaps not appreciate how old the stars are now.

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@NewtonMark @peter_tonoli Didn’t I just say “Don’t start me”? I have to spend time with Geoff Huston and I just get tired.

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Hey kids, if you’re fans of “Blake’s 7” or “Doctor Who” this episode of “Pointless Celebrities” will fuck with your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…da

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@Ant_Br0 @JulieBishopMP Yeah in amongst the jokes there was actually a good exploration of the issues.

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@erstkate @SallyRMelb @JulieBishopMP You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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Nice work, @charliepick. Break a leg for next week. It’s an ambitious format but the first episode was grand.

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@JulieBishopMP Agreed. And re my previous tweet, I was simply worried that the format was too ambitious. But this w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A8

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So is way better than I’d feared and @JulieBishopMP has been remarkable.

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Hardywolf359 This Halloween, don’t be embarrassed by being the only one with a badly groomed bat!
Make sure you give yours the T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF

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nehadk Assange is in a closet on his own volition. He can step outside anytime he wants to. twitter.com/KimDotcom/stat…

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Channel10AU Hey David, what your handle says 😇 twitter.com/shutupdavidt/s…

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femmocollective Halloween. I’ve put my hair in dreadlocks with a fedora on top, applied makeup to make my skin paler, I’m wearing s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl

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Yeah the world has a serious shortage of “Spicks & Specks”.

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@davispg @zdnetaustralia “Cyber hygiene” is a solid concept now. But I still find it hilarious.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “AustCyber to figure out what ‘cyber skills’ actually are” zdnet.com/article/austcy…

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@ravensergei Yes, yes… but not for everyone.

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah the Carrington is a wonderful old pile, especially when you look into its history.

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Back at @bunjaree and noticing that people are arguing about thing that I think I might ignore.

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Yep, it’s Hallowe’en in the Mountains. pic.twitter.com/YgMyHUyNfY

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@paulwallbank Wait, what? I’ve had “editor” in various forms on my business card before.

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@cjjosh @PreetBharara My ironic silliness may not come across from this distance. Sorry, @PreetBharara.

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@IllegibleSmudge I don’t recall saying “amusing” was part of it.

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@cjjosh @PreetBharara He’s a good guy, for a brown person. ;)

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I know some people are having trouble with this, but “good actor” and “sexual abuser” can both exist in the same pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fj

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cathywilcox1 Is Dan Tehan not real bright?

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Listen to his podcast. @PreetBharara is one of the Good People. twitter.com/PreetBharara/s…

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PreetBharara 1. Mueller is a prosecutor’s prosecutor
2. Jacob Wohl is a fool’s fool

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@paulwallbank Is that an actual sentence in English? (Also, please say hi to the folks I know there.)

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kcarruthers The US is still using paper chèques twitter.com/dws_ch/status/…

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@GiovanniTorre No no, because politicians are not allowed to sex.

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stilgherrian SCULLION would be a better anagram if it had a T in it.

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stilgherrian Dear Journalists, when a politician “likes” a tweet or post, there’s every chance they’re doing what you’re doing,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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stilgherrian Mate, where are you buying your shirts? twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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NuclearAnthro

That time during Cuban Missile Crisis when Vasili Arkhipov (historical hottie) straight up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…68

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filmTVtrivia 🎃👻 Jack O’Lanterns are named after Jack Bauer, because of the season of 24 where the character becomes a pumpkin farmer 🤡🎃

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah no criticism there. That was a tough last question.

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@R_Chirgwin Yes, there was a big shift in the API recently. Have you though of using 2018 clients?

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I would like to congratulate @markhumphries on his lemming-related prime minister snark.

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L-animals is an excellent question, @PointlessAU.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is where I’m intrigued by the selection of the 100. You and me ain’t “average”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus HAHAHAHAHA Dick Christmas as the lowest score.

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markhumphries Things get very physical on tonight’s @PointlessAU. Starts at 6! twitter.com/pointlessau/st…

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@AttardMon @UTSFass I’ll have my people call your people and order coffee. :)

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@AttardMon @UTSFass Wait. You’re at UTS now? Maybe we should talk. ;)

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@AttardMon @UTSFass Yeah I know you know how excellent it is having an academic library and global wi-fi login. Sigh.

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paulwiggins A chapter closes: last Hong Kong bookshop selling titles banned in China shuts theguardian.com/cities/2018/oc…

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@AttardMon @UTSFass Nah, I’m 100km away in the Blue Mountain. I guess I’ve missed this one. Someone finally worked..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nM

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@philkernick Well obviously. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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@Taco_Lad @riskybusiness Actually, you’re right. That’s a pretty healthy cat.

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I can’t help but laugh. Microsoft Office gets a new colour scheme, but it’s still the same bloated walrus of bullsh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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riskybusiness My friend’s cat doesn’t look well. pic.twitter.com/k349wgubrb

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@CyByRon I am REALLY interested to see what comes out of this. I suspect you’ll break some stereotypes.

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@MicheleS_Aus I listen to a bunch of US legal podcasts. So I have learned things.

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My choices right now:
1. Hang in the pub until @PointlessAU starts and watch it live, but get a little tipsy?
2. Go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Es

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@merryboffin Awesome. By which I mean, you have my sympathies.

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Why do I seem to know more about US constitutional and national security law than that fucking President?

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PLEASE CLICK THROUGH FOR SOME COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL NUMBERS. twitter.com/tanya_pliberse…

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@jpwarren @adamjogrady @PointlessAU I’d have to cross-check with @markhumphries but I don’t think the Antarctic lovebirds did win.

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It’s a great soundbite, but unless you can explain how whatever you’re building creates the latter without the form..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sh

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@jpwarren @adamjogrady @PointlessAU It was one of the contestants, actually.

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imillhiser JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS SETTLED BY THE SUPREME COURT IN 1898! STOP TREATING BOTH SIDES AS EQUALLY VALID WHEN ON..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R8

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fairtirade Did you bug their embassy? twitter.com/AlexanderDowne…

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@mediajorge Heh. Indeed. Still, you survived. Some people are still in there.

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dobes Remember that bullshit company that wanted to get in on restarting a coal power station in the Hunter for blockchai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DE

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Wyld What a lovely cake.
Half a cake.
Large Muffin.
Biscuit.
Crumbs.
SHIT, IT’S A CAKE AGAIN. twitter.com/mpesce/status/…

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@erstkate Please let’s not think about that.

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@stevebwriter As a clue, their name as a double-a in it.

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@merryboffin It is not Apple. But it is a hardware company, broadly speaking.

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Is the answer “Because they’re muppets”? twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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jpwarren That’s just a tax on capital. ‘Robot’ today is ‘jacquard loom’ 200 years ago. It’s not a new problem.
So yes, tax c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vv

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ABCmediawatch Hey Australian journos: have you had your work ripped off by the Daily Mail? We want strong examples to take them o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yw

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rycrozier Human Services finally has a new CIO. A big role in federal IT filled… itnews.com.au/news/human-ser…

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@mediajorge Mr Murdoch is from my home town, Adelaide, so one has a certain sympathy. And he still owns so much of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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markhumphries Fun segment from last night’s show. twitter.com/pointlessau/st…

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I wouldn’t have put it this way, but yes. twitter.com/engin_eer/stat…

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Loquacities LOL pic.twitter.com/EtxGh4Qsty

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NSWRFS Temps are rising and so is the fire danger. Wide areas of Very High fire danger is forecast tomorrow, 1 November. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3V

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@ki_sekiya JFC. But yes, this is how it’s done. Next time I”m on the Gold Coast I’ll buy you a drink.

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@jpwarren @adamjogrady @pivotnine “Forced”? Mate, you CHOSE to read an email knowing it was from me. Beginner’s mistake.

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Headline of the Day: “Jonathan Swan Is a Bootlicker” splinternews.com/jonathan-swan-…

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johnmcternan The higher gibberish twitter.com/novaramedia/st…

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McKelvie The Overton Window is an important concept to grasp. twitter.com/jbouie/status/…

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thomas_violence wow sick of those damn PC police and their bizarre insistence that domestic violence isn’t that funny twitter.com/australian/sta…

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samanthamaiden This looks like an opposition leader. Presumably they’ve done some sort of research and thinks it works. I think it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ey

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Leroy_Lynch I may have chosen my Halloween profile pic for tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/zJkyyb0sgI

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@jonoabroad @oberonsghost Not the former. It’s too hard to work with the buffering delays unless you do [insert lon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uy

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@ki_sekiya Nice idea. And I only get a small fraction of the bullshit that my editors get. But here we are. It’s th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vG

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@jonoabroad I am seriously behind the pace here. Congratulations, I guess.

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What if I also tell you that this word salad came from one of the biggest PR and marketing companies on the planet?

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“The exclusive collection will be released in a new range of colours — vivid red, forest green, pale yellow, baby p.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8MZ

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@_DaveKnowles @zdnetaustralia @AustCyber This “closed shop” thing is one of the BIG problems, yes. Not helped by so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v5

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I am thinking the same thing. Maybe we can get a private room with endless gin. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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From the PR, what is product X? “A mutual commitment to creating accessible, contemporary products with an eye for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV

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This timeline is fuckin’ hilarious.

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“This is your personalised Politi cal Drama Alert: Malcolm Turnbull is going to appear on Q&A next week, all by him..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dW

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Mate, where are you buying your shirts? twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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dobes “Notice me senpai” as a negotiation tactic twitter.com/AlexanderDowne…

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Oh please please please please make this a thing. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@twcau @NewtonMark I know, I know… It’s a fraught topic.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “@AustCyber to figure out what ‘cyber skills’ actually are” zdnet.com/article/austcy…

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@jehankanga The G in 5G stands for “coal”.

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Hurrah! Australians can save 60 seconds upon entering Britain! Finally the UKUSA Agreement is surpassed! twitter.com/AlexanderDowne…

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@Jeremy_Kirk @dobes @rohan_p The more I hear about this saga the more I laugh.

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Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. (Do we have Lyft in Australia?) twitter.com/MollyMcIsaac/s…

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DPRK_News Ministry of Tourism denies request for refugee status by US investor Jacob Wohl, on grounds that scorn and ridicule..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C7

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@twcau @NewtonMark Sure, but depression when managed is less risk than many other things. I know some dipshit flew..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oY

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@JaneAlcorn The upper Blue Mountains is a very strange place.

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@jehankanga Maybe we just need to steal their 5G.

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There’s a lot going on in this paragraph. twitter.com/suilee/status/…

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There is a man in his 50s — well, he’s white so maybe only his 40s — in a full Captain America costume wandering artwitter.com/i/web/status/1…wvax

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@JustJimWillDo I am a professional. I know what I’m doing.

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@jonoabroad @zdnetaustralia Sometimes the Muse decides to give us a break.

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah but he’s a journalist so doesn’t count as human.

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erstkate Does Gwyneth Paltrow clink when she walks?

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@zdnetaustralia I wasn’t expecting to be able to write a thing today, but I wrote a thing.

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@ashabeeeee Asha. I know that being on the Gold Coast can affect your brain, but please try to maintain a sense of reason.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers and a potentially dangerous shortcoming.

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mcannonbrookes ⚡ Is this thing on?🎙️ Ran out of time (busy day). @fairdinkumpower brand/movement needs an image. My drawing sucks…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…34

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