Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 10th, 2018

@nehadk Look I blame @Herring1967 for constantly mentioning Pointless on his podcast and getting me addicted, and n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S2

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@franksting @oberonsghost @PointlessAU How dare you be flippant about @PointlessAU. This is hardcore serious.

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HappySinger “Base 10” means decimal in decimal, but binary in binary.

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boucherhayes “Never has so much been lost by so many to satisfy so few”

Zing!!

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU That rolled past literally 30 seconds ago. But there have been others.

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU You sail gloriously close to the wind for a 6pm show. Maybe a 9pm show as Celebrity Pointless needs to happen.

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU The Marilyn Monroe board in episode 58 is pretty good too.

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU That was an awesome pair of topics, and it was fun. I should probably grab some tickets..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K

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@PointlessAU Haha. “The pointless members of Tony Abbott’s cabinet were…”

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hughriminton This shot was taken two days ago in the NSW Riverina. twitter.com/marylloyd4/sta…

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@oberonsghost @PointlessAU I confused it with “up to pussy’s bow”. The panel’s answers were..pic.twitter.com/l3WOtdjopqpq

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@PointlessAU Yes hello I’m alone in a pub on a Wednesday night drink whiskey and watching @PointlessAU stop judging me.

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Catching up on Monday’s @PointlessAU and this board is wonderful. pic.twitter.com/RPqo44A7eP

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MartinGHodgson Police stick a gun to an innocent Aboriginal man’s head…. 200 signatures.

A building gets some lights on it…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u0

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For those playing at home, McAllister 12yo single malt.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Having seen Nick perform at very close range back in the mid-90s, oh yes. Also, on a separate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aa

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callapilla You know, if you think the media only has half the story on Nauru the simple solution would be to allow the media i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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Queennnn_______ Behind every broke millennial, is a Baby Boomer who makes 6 figures but can’t open a PDF.

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@LapTop006 @NewtonMark @Internode @liamvhogan Just quietly, a few people at today’s gig were quite amused by the AUSNOG shenanigans.

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@NickyWill100 To be fair, that sounds way more interesting. By which I mean psychotic.

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Some of the people I can see on the Twitter are watching The Bachelorette AU right now and I need them to know that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ma

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@NewtonMark @Internode Mate. Friends don’t let friends link to the Whirl Pool.

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riskybusiness Dyyyyyinnnnnngggggggg 😭 twitter.com/markdistef/sta…

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riskybusiness Breaking news… twitter.com/cynicalsecurit…

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MrSamMac Bachelorette Fact: 92% of the contestants are recruited from the Ivy Pool Bar

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MrSamMac Me: “How sad are these dudes on the bachelorette?!”
My Housemate: “Gimme your phone, I’ve gotta take a photo”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P0

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Because I’m a lazy turd, could someone send me a copy of the leaked Ruddock religious freedom report? Love you long time.

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FinancialReview The closeted Coalition. It’s @roweafr’s editorial cartoon for the day. To see a gallery of cartoons, click here:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cq

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erstkate Josh Frydenberg’s pate is a tabula rasa, isn’t it. Gimme a sharpie and I’ll doodle a little late-1800s nouveau fair..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UP

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darrenpauli Wonder what the asking price will be when bloomberg.com comes up for sale?

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Pro Tip: If you’re not sure whether your tweet will be funny or not then do it in ALL CAPS.

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@AndyDW_ THE AMPHIBIAN MENACE MUST BE STOPPED.

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@jxeeno The reason my podcast is called “The 9pm Edict” is that at the time we had “The 7.30 Report” and “The 7pm Project” and well why not.

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jxeeno ABC TV Show Name Generator:
const newShowName = function(){
let words = “Tomorrow Today Yesterday Tonight Weekly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hv

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WE WILL FIND EVERY ONE OF THESE FROGS AND THEN THEY WILL BE MADE TO PAY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE. twitter.com/jodirowley/sta…

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@sspencer_63 @drsimmo @iiNet Ta. I’ll need a bit more detail but I’ll reply with instructions when I’m back at my hotel room.

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drunkenmadman This promise still stands. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “My Health Record justifications ‘kind of lame’: Godwin (@sfmnemonic)” zdnet.com/article/my-hea…

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@BXGD Now look, you’re joining the dots again, and this will not do.

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@sspencer_63 @drsimmo @iiNet I can explain in detail, but the short answer is that the systems to do this are not 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP

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@JustJimWillDo Ideally, yes. This seems to be a good pub.

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@JustJimWillDo How dare you give me a new rabbit-hole to go down.

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It says “charcuterie plate” on this menu so there’s one thing sorted at least.

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@drsimmo @sspencer_63 @iiNet Yes, alas @sspencer_63, that’s not how it works. The bad guys have sent an email from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef

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@misskylie77 Yes. At least muppets work if you fist them.

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@FredsCorpse @misskylie77 Wow now you want to drag “facts” into it. Are you new here?

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@misskylie77 Well that’s an interesting question, right?

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@MikePresland THESE AFRICAN REFUGEES IS THERE NO END TO THEIR CUNNING.

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I am lazy and haven’t clicked through. What is the margin of error on this and is this movement statistically signi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

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@jxeeno Have you graduated? I am behind on this sort of news.

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@MikePresland I had to deal with those rampaging African gangs last time I was in Melbourne. Outrageously, they wer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…os

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@christopherneal You know what these people are like. You’re one of them.

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@JonoH Maybe once upon a time before the railway was built. Which is to say, no.

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@JustJimWillDo I think I’m settling back to AEDT just fine, thought I’ve now started sneezing etc. I’ll live. After..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EW

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Should anyone care, I’m at the Waterside Hotel on Flinders Street for a little.

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Once more I haven’t managed to get through the first day of a conference without being reverse heckled from the stage.

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This is an excellent and entertaining presentation on how marketing works, i.e. it’s about an emotional connection…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9a

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Oh yes, he made his point. Not the one he wanted to make, but yes. The cunt. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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Yeah I dunno about this theory… twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…

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Closing keynote: Dan Gregory @DanGregoryTII on “Re-branding cybersecurity for internal and external stakeholders”

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@AISA_National AISA Optus/Macquarie Scholarship Winner: Brett Roger.

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@AISA_National AISA Branch Executive of the Year: Sharmila Packiaraja of the Northern Territory branch.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Professional of the Year: David Simpson, CQR Consulting.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Educator of the Year: Deakin University

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Law Enforcement Officer of the Year: Detective Sergeant Scott Ballantyne of Queensland Police.

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@AISA_National Best STEM Promoter of the Year: Jessica Todd.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Researcher of the Year. SpiderLabs.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Outreach Program of the Year: eSafety (as in the Office of the eSafety Commissioner).

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Rookie of the Year: Matthew Connolly.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Tertiary Student of the Year: Max Power from Deakin University.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security Enterprise Employer of the Year: IAG.

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@AISA_National Cyber Security SMB Employer of the Year: Cyber Security Hub.

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Next up: The @AISA_National Cyber Security Awards.

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“Peter Dutton’s Encryption Laws Could Still Create Backdoors, According To The Spy Watchdog” by @joshgnosis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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@SnarkyPlatypus The US is trying to stop theirs too. It’s being framed as “chain migration”, i.e. let one of Them i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E5

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liamvhogan @formalbeer I move an amendment that the ALP is in fact the party for punching itself

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@JakobRPenny @philkernick It’s OK, I get counter-heckled from stage too. It’s a tradition. Or something.

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Affirmative team captain Dan Gregory, 2nd speaker Tom Crampton, concluding speaker Rachael Falk; Negative team capt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vq

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Now on: “Great Debate 1: The Australian Government should have access to lawfully intercept and decrypt private inf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yA

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jeamland We all trust @stilgherrian on matters of sudden outbreaks of fire, right? pic.twitter.com/2DfmHDbUb3

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “My Health Record justifications “kind of lame’: Godwin (@sfmnemonic)” zdnet.com/article/my-hea…

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@OaaSvc I’m reserving my judgement at this point. There’s been some good items, but I see it through a news lens no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r3

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@CatfishStory @TraceySpicer True enough. I suspect that we must resort to Extreme Measures in these circumstances.

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@imnegan Penetration testing. Hiring external security testers (hackers) from a trusted firm to test your defences…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RM

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@rollinginsanity I’m afraid that if the passwords can’t be dumped, then your granddad…well, you know how this ends.

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rollinginsanity This guy raises a good point, why would we give the government the ability to break crypto when our government prob..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0G

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We’re having a bit of my-question-is-a-speech happening in this Q&A. Will grab some cakes at morning tea so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q1

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GreenJ outhouse powerhouse …
(as tina turner might have put it) twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…

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@sarbjeetjohal Wow. They will learn facts that are on my website and in every email I send. O NOES!

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Touhill’s Law is about computer years being equivalent to 25 human years. So, VPNs. They clog up firewall rulesets…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wd

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ericpink Touhills law pic.twitter.com/OBxjQQyYUQ

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SnarkyPlatypus Philip Ruddock is a toad.

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jeamland It appears that has some serious competition. pic.twitter.com/a7nrPA9Fac

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Next up: Brigadier General (Ret) Greg Touhill on “It’s Time to Stop Today’s Cybersecurity Insanity”

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As @GaiBrodtmannMP does a stump about boosting women’s participation in cyber, and praises @TraceySpicer’s work mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qp

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TheTweetOfGod It’s getting to where men can’t do something awful without being accused of having done it.

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Today I’m tweeting (intermittently) from the @AISA_National Australian Cyber Conference cyberconference.com.au. Fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C4

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Great weather for Melbourne, @CARROT_app, but this is just cruel. pic.twitter.com/gAd69Cx0Lg

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Wed plan, draft: @AISA_National Australian Cyber Conference all day cyberconference.com.au including writing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5

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caitschneider This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life twitter.com/PageSix/status…

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Spice Girls concert tours have change. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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AthertonKD our cybourgeoisie hell twitter.com/juanbuis/statu…

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Wednesday. The morning air smells of burnt toast and regrets. Wednesday.

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Off to get started few hours of sleep before a busy day.

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU @SnarkyPlatypus I get the feeling that contestants now know they can play up too.

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU @SnarkyPlatypus I’m halfway through Friday’s episode. Last week was great.

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@PointlessAU @SnarkyPlatypus In episode I’d have gone with Lloyd Bridges, @markhumphries, so I appreciate your daggy joke.

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