Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 22nd, 2018

@Serrels Australian Consumer Law says otherwise.

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@gathgwyn @ChrissieM Mate, don’t fuckin’ hiss at me and then sook “Feed me”. I have fed you, so no more hissing at me.

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@gathgwyn @ChrissieM You hissed at me. This is not acceptable.

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Arriving at Ashfield.

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They don’t know how to set up an Outlook macro so they have to manually type “The department has no comment at this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…or

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@nnwakelam You say “baby killers” like it’s a bad thing.

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Did I mention that I’m at the BAE Systems gin tasting? pic.twitter.com/4EtHIfM1li

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This is why we can’t have nice things. Attn: @jpwarren. twitter.com/smithsoman/sta…

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jpwarren BEE BACKPACKS! twitter.com/Data61news/sta…

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When all this links up operationally it will be kinda fun. Imagine the possibilities for cybercrime! :)

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“The trial used Australia’s New Payments Platform (NPP), which allows for the transfer of money from one person to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sp

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“SWIFT’s instant cross-border gpi payments test touted as a success” by @ashabeeeee

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“​SWIFT to use Microsoft Azure for payments transfers” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/swift-…

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JamColley can’t see anything that could go wrong with elevating a beloved internet duck twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…

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@Hastie93 Also on L1, BAE Systems as a gin tasting coming up this afternoon.

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@danieljbaird Sure, but what about on the second day?

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Hey folks at Sibos, you should chat with these folks. twitter.com/SecCodeWarrior…

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“ANZ banks on its agility to stay relevant in the financial services industry of the future” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/anz-ba…

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chinascio -Zhuhai-Macao Bridge to open to traffic next week. pic.twitter.com/v13xqazyfi

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This report is not online yet, but it will be “soon”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The BAE Systems report is titled “Evolving Advanced Cyber Threats to Financial Markets” and I’m hoping I (or you) can find it online.

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My first afternoon session is this one on financial services cyber attacks. Not sure how much of this will be new…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL

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@oberonsghost I don’t know, but they’ve been beautifully cured.

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Banking executive grade lunch. There is a wine list. pic.twitter.com/mXSgoGZ38V

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@greg_not_so Heh. I suspect that’s after their “little problem” the other year, SWIFT has been having a long hard think about this stuff

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@twcau Sadly we were all scanned for weapons on entry.

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Leibbrandt: “Unlike the German car companies, we’re not fudging our numbers [in relation to the older technology].” Ouch.

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SWIFT gpi is built out of Docker, apparently. I might go to one of the tutorial sessions to get my head around this.

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@dobes This is quite likely to happen anyway.

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Leibbrandt is an engaging presenter.

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“Not the elephant in the room, but the giant panda in the room, is China.” Yeah the Chinese payment systems are cle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…li

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Leibbrandt paraphrases Trotsky, I kid you not. “You may not be interested in cyber, but cyber is interested in you.”

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SWIFT’s CEO Gottfried Leibbrandt says the key concerns are cyber, geopolitics, and technology. The AV budget for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s8

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Leveraging big data securely and confidentially.

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@dobes Also, the trooper cat that keeps mice and rats out of the horse feed.

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As an aside, I should mention that there’s far more BoC (bankers of colour) than earlier. Overseas visitors had the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C2

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Elliott: “We talk about the ‘bionic bank’,” blending people and technology.

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Elliott is right, though, in that it’s as much about culture as technology.

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I’m picturing the battleship admirals of 1940 making sure their gun crews and well drilled and they can sail in for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yN

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All this hand-waving about having the right people and being agile and adapting fast and identifying customer needs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd

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GonzoHacker If there’s one thing humans do better than computers it’s basic math pic.twitter.com/wrcs3WwcpU

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ANZ Bank CEO Shayne Elliott starts my talking about the Royal Commission and spins it by talking about “realignment..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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Conference opening plenary: “The global economy is on a journey… We must take our customers on this journey togethetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…XIyR

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@jpwarren Oh I’m with you on this. A few too many people here have has a bit too much red cordial.

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Hah! The Virgin Wines Advent Calendar. It’s what Jesus would have drunk. pic.twitter.com/a3z1ru2Dio

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In all this, there’s talk about “commercialisation of identity” but I don’t think I’ve heard even a single mention..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xm

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@ashabeeeee @dobes You have chosen well. Will I see you in the 1100 Opening Addresses and Plenary?

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@michaelmeloni @SnarkyPlatypus It’s filled up behind me. The bankers don’t want to sit on those stupid cubes down the front.

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@dobes I chose this over the open banking session (@ashabeeeee is at that one) and the AI for fraud control session..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni

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Johnson reckons that blockchain provides a business model for open protocols. pic.twitter.com/qrR4zz8gep

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Closed protocols for identity won out over open, says Johnson, because it could get the funding, it could get the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Et

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@SnarkyPlatypus “In the Discover Zone, at the SWIFT Innotribe stage.” To be fair, Innotribe is SWIFT’s fintech innovation collaboration hub.

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@Amy_Rathbone I can see where it is, thank you. I’ll hit it this afternoon.

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@jpwarren Thank you. @NicholasFryer and I may play together again soon, but I am still Having Thoughts.

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This presentation by @stevenbjohnson is titled for his article “Beyond the
Bitcoin Bubble” (16 Jan 2018) nytimes.com/2018/01/16/mag…

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I’ll be tweeting from SWIFT’s @Sibos global financial services conference Mon–Thu this week. Program attwitter.com/i/web/status/1…AWUv

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Hah. This bloke looks like a suburban real estate auctioneer. twitter.com/tradegovukAUS/…

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We have X-ray scanners and metal detectors and bomb-sniffy dogs and, waiting discreetly in a side alley, riot contr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CK

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GuitarMoog From the German Economy Minister. twitter.com/peteraltmaier/…

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ForexLive Trump approval rating hits all-time high bit.ly/2J9VdIl pic.twitter.com/JsDNoVooMG

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jonkudelka In today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/ZC43H6JQpI

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“Catch the Discover Zone launch on Monday evening, from 6:00pm on the Innotribe Stand — with legendary rugby player.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mqA

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@engin_eer @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve seen a mention of the Royal Commission in the program, but it seemed t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ze

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@SnarkyPlatypus Judging by the invitations appearing so far, the drinks invitations seem to be better quality.

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Given that Sibos is a global financial services conference, I expect there to be a lot of media people. @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pw

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers There’s some stuff on the program about securities and compliance, but not in the core..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VF

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus You’ve both worked in the financial services industry. This is all going to be… interesting.

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mjoneillnoise Seeing people say Lee Lin Chin should now run for office.

Again, for the cheap seats: She does not write her Twit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers There’s actually a hashtag which for the financial transactions ind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g6

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My plan for Sibos:
1. One shot of vodka every time someone says “blockchain” or “disruption”.
2. Get into a punch-u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gf

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NewtonMark Today is the anniversary of that one time Mark Latham fell off a chair. chair.fail

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@Amy_Rathbone @Sibos @zdnetaustralia This is quite likely. There’s even a chance I’ll read the emails from your tea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C4

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The Sookening is getting out of hand. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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“Podcast?”, you ask? Yes, I finally posted a podcast on Saturday night. You might like to listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, as well as the usual links to things I wrote and a podcast I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vx

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Mon plan: SWIFT @Sibos conference all day sibos.com write for @zdnetaustralia, probably; migra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vw

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Monday. All orange cylinders are orange. Geometry does not lie. Monday.

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