RayGriggs_ One of #YourADF’s best snappers @Kayla__Hayes caught this great Coral Sea sunrise moment during a recent t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jY
@JustJimWillDo Makes sense.
@JustJimWillDo Thank you. I’ll read it immediately.
@tacticalmaid Mind you, I think you’re right about the 6-character limit.
@jpwarren @jonoabroad Great song title. “You Are The Croissant Of My Life”.
@tacticalmaid Or, you know, KAOS. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart…
Hah! It’s using the callsign KAOS05. Such wags at the RAAF!

I thought I heard a military transport outside… pic.twitter.com/QTLBHnJHQH
dtsmith_sydney In a country where Matt Canavan called Adani a “little Aussie battler”, schoolchildren should be able to say whatev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fq
@MatthewBevan @dobes Because I like to help.

@dobes @MatthewBevan I have the antidote. pic.twitter.com/f8sBk76hif
patstokes Hello police I would like to report a murder twitter.com/timsout/status…
Nicely put, @joshgnosis. #aabill twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
samanthamaiden Encryption fight: Labor’s letter to Attorney-General confirming it will not pass all “flawed” laws by Christmas.
T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qb
NickyWill100 It’s fun having conservative male friends because the School Kids Climate March is driving them insane.
I don’t kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM
“Top End turns on fish-counting AI to avoid crocs and sharks” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/top-en… “Australia’s Northe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oy
“GCHQ details how law enforcement could be silently injected into communications” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/gchq-d… #aabill
HeerJeet “The FBI is trying to ruin the entire Gotti family” twitter.com/marklevinshow/…
@dobes “Asked on Monday whether there are any specific threats that ASIO needs the powers for, ASIO Director-Genera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oU
“Labor will not back full encryption Bill as it offers interim deal again” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/labor-… “Shado..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho
@charispalmer @LaboriousALC @EnergyDailyAU @dobes Hahaha you know it will be!
@michaelneale It has a shit beer list, a shit wine list, no wi-fi, and no power outlets. Or has something more clas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zh
@jpwarren @dobes @joshgnosis AND POLAR BEARS.
@jpwarren @dobes @joshgnosis WE SHALL GIVE THEM FACTS, KNOWLEDGE, AND WISDOM.
@joshgnosis @dobes You overestimate the clue level of ZDNet readers.
@skwashd @michaelneale It’s a shit bar, run by Spotless.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub @rohan_p Ah, so cows were involved. Excellent.
@thelaughingsub @dobes @rohan_p @georgepnott @matthewwu Oh yeah OK then.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub @rohan_p I wouldn’t have thought that bovine pregnanc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YV
@thelaughingsub @dobes @rohan_p @georgepnott @matthewwu No such thing.
“Encryption debate reminiscent of climate change arguments: Senetas” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/encryp… #aabill
@dobes @rohan_p @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub It can bearly support him.
@rohan_p @dobes @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub People have a distorted romantic notion of what happens on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6L
@dobes @rohan_p @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub Fuckin’ big canary.
@dobes @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub @rohan_p Look I’d been fine with this, but others may baulk.
@dobes @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub @rohan_p Depends on the cow’s diet, really. Having experienced all p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ur
@oberonsghost The port plug is the finger in the dyke.
@dobes @georgepnott @matthewwu @thelaughingsub @rohan_p As I said only yesterday… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@thelaughingsub @matthewwu @dobes @rohan_p I can’t think of a way to put an animal into today’s yarn. Sulk.
@DavidFeng Everything is shit, David. The entire world is nothing but shit.
@StephenJ_Hall She gets around does our Laura.
@reselsnark Mate, startup hubs are dangerous places!
@reselsnark Hahaha where the fuck it this?
@joelpmichael I have lots of problems. The marginal cost of one more is a rounding error.
I can probably fix this with a regex.
Yeah, I have definitely fucked up something.
Mind you, I may have fucked up something.
A watched shell script never terminates.
@LaboriousALC @EnergyDailyAU @dobes @charispalmer Sadly my B-grade editor @dobes didn’t point it out to me. Sulk.
@LaboriousALC @EnergyDailyAU @dobes My pleasure. I’m also having a bit of a sook because I should’ve known about that report. :)
There are 3026 of them.
Should anyone need it, “List of .gov.uk domain names” as at 1 Oct. gov.uk/government/pub…

WIRED Fish: We’re safe from birds down here, right?
Kingfisher: lol
wired.trib.al/9BAFdDD pic.twitter.com/JdFDpQYYub
@dobes @jpwarren @juhasaarinen Related? “Tenable Researcher David Wells discovered a vulnerability in Zoom’s Deskto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TQ
@dobes @jpwarren Summary: “Brit spies ‘solve’ interception without encryption breaking problem” by @juhasaarinen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq
@dobes @jpwarren Here’s the essay. “Principles for a More Informed Exceptional Access Debate” by Ian Levy & Crispin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hW
Oh hello… #aabill
@dobes @jpwarren twitter.com/musalbas/statu…
@FlyOpineMonkey @BlogsofWar Yeah, a lot of staircases in a place like that. Wait. Is this why Trump is afraid of staircases?
@jeamland Yeah why not.
@BlogsofWar To be fair, this sounds like an excellent plan.
@BlueJayGliding Why am I not surprised?
BlogsofWar “My idea was to give a $50 million penthouse to Putin and charge $250 million more for the rest of the units. All t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bz
@dobes This is actually quite cool technology.
In fourth place, after bushfires, cyclones, and floods, is the Coalition government. twitter.com/ApostrophePong…
@dobes Christ, what? I have to READ the damn thing now?
Mr @dobes has made an art. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
cortney_dc I JUST FOUND OUT THIS ARTICLE IS MANDATORY READING AT THE AIR WAR COLLEGE! Cheers, I’ll drink to that! twitter.com/cortney_dc/sta…
“Germany proposes security guidelines for routers, but not everybody is happy” by @gcluley bitdefender.com/box/blog/iot-n…
“School district fails to reclaim $120,000 wired by bank to scammer” by @gcluley hotforsecurity.bitdefender.com/blog/school-di…
IMPORTANT OBSERVATION. twitter.com/klintron/statu…
Oh well if she’s complaining about Twitter she should have brought a bag of ears with her. twitter.com/JoePerticone/s…
@joneaves It does indeed!
@R_Chirgwin @QuollOz @Tim_Beshara I just looked that up. Two to five years, with the larger ones like this tiger qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lh
@Angrybudgie Nah, Motörhead’s “Ace Of Spades”. youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2Q…
Wait, no, this is not right. twitter.com/dr_nic/status/…
@QuollOz @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara Is there no end to the excitement quolls can provide?
@QuollOz @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara [Nods] This is what it looked like to me. She’s thinner than when I saw her in Se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…63
My next song will be titled “Inch of Steer”.
O Canada! twitter.com/cbcasithappens…
I have no idea who Laura Loomer is, or what complaints she has, but I support her in pissing in her pants for Ameri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0
@johnb78 Only the middle classes worry about flushing the toilet.
Excellent @onthemedia segment from last week, “The Self-Driving Car Sales Pitch” wnycstudios.org/story/self-dri… Looks back..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PS
HeerJeet This is a perfect metaphor for the American right in 2018. twitter.com/Timcast/status…
@BenMoretti @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara I’m a bit sad now.
@BenMoretti @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara It looks more like a wound that isn’t healing, having see it live if quickly,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Am
@BenMoretti @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara I just checked the pattern of spots. It’s definitely the same quoll. That’s th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pJ
@BenMoretti @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara Oh yeah, here’s a photo from 19 Sep. It’s probably the same quoll, so if it is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9x
QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL!
Also, @R_Chirgwin @Tim_Beshara, it has a red patch on its back which looked like a graze or m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JA
@twiddlekins @markeldo @jono_hayward As an aside, I think I’ve associated some of the bat times with aircraft overh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AL
@twiddlekins @markeldo @jono_hayward Thanks for your help and advice, everyone. It’s helped reduce my doubt and con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tw
@twiddlekins @markeldo @jono_hayward Done. BTW, the MacOS Wi-Fi Diagnostics thing flagged poor signal strength as a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a7
@markeldo @twiddlekins @jono_hayward Definitely. I should also mention that the router is on the outside wall of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nA
@markeldo @twiddlekins @jono_hayward Nah, one band only. I guess I’ll just have to figure out the physical arrangem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dq
@markeldo @twiddlekins @jono_hayward Checking the specs (!) it only does 2.4GHz. tp-link.com/au/products/de…
@markeldo @twiddlekins @jono_hayward Sadly that doesn’t appear to be an option on this cheap-arse TP-Link router, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN
Fuckin’ computers, eh.
@twiddlekins @jono_hayward Um, no, it still connected at 2.4GHz.
@twiddlekins I can. The router allows me to lock it to 802.11n only. Doing do now. @jono_hayward.
Excellent question. Checking… 2.4GHz channel 4 20MHz bandwidth, the latter two set on auto. Router is set to “11b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7K
Hmmm. I just cycled the Bluetooth again and this time the wi-fi has remained stable. BTW, wi-fi Tx rate is 73Mbps,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jU
So here’s a macOS weirdness. The signal from my MacBook Pro to my wi-fi point looks like this, until I turn off Blu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hB
fanfiction_txt A retconned retelling of the first Tomb Raider game, starring Danny Devito as Lara Croft.
@LaboriousALC @EnergyDailyAU @dobes “The energy-cyber report is set to land after responsibility for both areas cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9x
@LaboriousALC @EnergyDailyAU @dobes “This government has actually slowed the pace of its reforms in the cybersecuri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oo
@LaboriousALC @EnergyDailyAU Hey @dobes, “Security of Australia’s energy grid marred by ‘cyber-incompetence’”, just like I am!
“Friday exclusive: Energy politicking leaves Australia vulnerable to cyber attack” by @LaboriousALC at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ci
KimZetter This is what you get for messing with US elections twitter.com/RUSCADASEC/sta…
Fri plan, draft: A little research; a little administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia; whatever loose ends can be t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dw

The last day of spring is looking pretty good up here, thanks to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/faZsRbwv2g
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Autonomous cyber defences are the future: Richard Stiennon” @stiennon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4x

markhumphries A message from the Coalition to students planning to protest.
pic.twitter.com/YgLlyXrIyM
jeamland “My dragon journal! I mean my shark journal. With some snakes.” – Mr. 7

clickbaitrobot This Is The Most Attractive Dating Profile According To Artificial Intelligence pic.twitter.com/EpkXO8V1MS
Friday. Something is scurrying under your chair. Friday.
kylegriffin1 170 officers searched the Deutsche Bank HQ in Frankfurt and five other sites early Thursday as part of a money-laun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

Never forget. pic.twitter.com/q39yZLrg0Y
@jonkudelka @Tim_Beshara @bencubby I’ve got spiders and cockroaches in my burrow.
Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Autonomous cyber defences are the future: Richard Stiennon” @stiennon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rb
@awelder And not for the first time.
@jonkudelka They are terrible dogs.
Look, @PointlessAU, I’m watching tonight’s episode live, but I am not going to apply because I would be rubbish at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G6
WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
He’s like one of those yappy little dogs that should be kicked in the head a few times.
Oh shut up Tim Bailey. Just one of your stupid catchphrases per day is more than enough.
@Tailgator1 @R_Chirgwin Yeah, can only record in the app, and I can’t see a way to delete recordings. It’s clearly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6T
@R_Chirgwin Yep, a Grey Shrike-thrush (Colluricincla harmonica). Thanks. birdsinbackyards.net/species/Collur… twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…
@Tailgator1 @R_Chirgwin Thanks. I’m downloading it now. I wonder if it’ll let me import audio files rather than rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jh
OK, @R_Chirgwin and anyone else, what bird call is this? drive.google.com/open?id=1xCD6_…
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/decryption/sta…
Being helpful.
Thu plan, revised: Write for @zdnetaustralia, but just the once because the second news story was an illusion; inse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kn
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Autonomous cyber defences are the future: Richard Stiennon” @stiennon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9y
Ooh! @MatthewBevan made a new “Russia, If You’re Listening” podcast yesterday. “Why are news networks calling Paul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3
@oberonsghost It just turned up in my email, as other journalists for the tech press will confirm.
@oberonsghost They’re not my words!
@oberonsghost Someone paid good money for those words, and more. Would you like me to send you a copy?
@arizclint @zdnetaustralia Clint. Please stop.
This is what I mean. If you actually talk like that press release is written, people think you’re going a bit funny..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cs
@DrRhysPockett More than likely.
@DebraNewYork Sleep well!
@mattdasilva Yes, I just copy-pasted most of that from an email.
Over the coming days we will release further exciting announcements.
Today I am Defining my Dynamic Future. It will be reengaged, reenergised, and reimagined. It will create formats th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DZ
dobes What’s the drawback here? twitter.com/aus_business/s…
Well there’s a sentence that I didn’t expect to be writing today.
Everyone who grew up on a dairy farm knows what it feels like to be drenched in a sudden deluge of hot cow piss. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@NewtonMark It’s actually the avalanche of piss that gets you. #iknowcows
First story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a handful of cybers, and some steganography.
Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia, twice; insert meals and routine chores as appropriate; quiet evening. I like a simple plan.
ICYMI last night, I am being trolled by @PointlessAU. twitter.com/PointlessAU/st…
So @CARROT_app reckons the rain has abated in the Blue Mountains today. According to @BOM_NSW there was 105mm at Mt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq
Thursday. The world has not yet exploded. Thursday.
I am being trolled. twitter.com/PointlessAU/st…
@SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. From memory there’s a UK TV show presented by a woman who does precisely this.
@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe it’s a web series.
LeftyMatt Do you reckon Julie Bishop ever sits in the House wondering what decisions led her to be spending her days looking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…74
latikambourke Ian Macdonald is threatening to raise a PoO every time Wong breaches the standing orders (for calling Marise ‘Maris..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ot
Australia’s newest celebrity chef. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
ASDGovAu aW1wb3J0IHN5cwpjbGFzcyBDOgoJQHByb3BlcnR5CglkZWYgZmxhZyhzKToKCQlnbG9iYWwgZmxhZwoJCWZsYWc9YygnZ3ViKGFpcChncyllZ3RjY3R..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ss
lukewiwa It looks way too small! twitter.com/saschameldrum/…
@charliedrummond @phbarratt Sir, I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to step outside. Australia has the finest government in the world!
phbarratt Can’t believe Australia has shrunk to the point where we have a “government” (for want of a better word) that canno..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M6
Ah, such joy when a contact sends me a story tip in the form of three short shell scripts.
@iiTalW Don’t start.
Except for his balls, obviously. twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…
@crgentle I’d figured it was a steer, but people are saying “cow” so I’m sticking with that.

ABCTV Happy 100th episode to @shaunmicallef’s @madashelltv cast and crew! #MADASHELL pic.twitter.com/WcglqhXlIA
OK, please tell me about the cow. twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…
Should I ask about the cow?
@DavidFeng I love you too.
@stiennon @cybereason It was, thanks Richard. Great to catch up. I’ll be sending my editor some pitches this aftern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1
“Everyone will use encryption, Australia should get over it: UN Special Rapporteur” by @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ
Oh look, another four submissions to the Assistance And Access Bill inquiry have been posted…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…65
@oberonsghost Sandals are probably a better choice. Shoes have their limits.
Ausgrid STORM UPDATE: The storms have caused significant damage to parts of our network. We are working to restore power to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lm
@jeamland I don’t have that much power, alas. Unless you mean just Wentworth Falls.
Yeah this does look impressive… twitter.com/derekbradley/s…
Wed plan, sad reality version: Today is a health write-off day for annoyingly inconvenient but well-understood and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4H
Did you know that it’s raining?
Wednesday. Gauze bandages have at least six different uses. Wednesday.

@cybereason More of the view from the @cybereason event at Sydney Tower. pic.twitter.com/8zrMJh1hAi
TucsonStar Video of explosion at border agent’s gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u7
A tall sharply-dressed young man is walking through the city in the same direction. He’s on the phone, trying to ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ba
Afternoon having arrived an hour late, sprawled across the table with no sense of personal space and situational aw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2D
Oh FFS.
@juhasaarinen “Career”? Me? Hahaha.
I am sitting next to an idiot.

thetowncrier It’s serious, guys. They’re standing. @SkyNewsAust #libfall pic.twitter.com/wov7SKtHBc
OH: “Our back end is clustered.”

The view from the @cybereason event is Adequate. pic.twitter.com/3OxJkBCAQx
Ah, this is magical! @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/st…
Also, @KnightFrankAU list that Twitter account on their website but it doesn’t exist. More bullshit. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@benpobjie Ah. I’m guessing, then, that they’ll corner the market.