Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 5th, 2018

Actually no, one quick thing. Check this APP photo from the SMH story, captioned ” Prime Minister Scott Morrison ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…92

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Right, kids, that’s enough from me for today. Must try to sleep early, sleep well, and wake rested. HAHAHAHAHA. OK I am going to try anyway.

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“Ghost bus: the ‘ScoMo Express’ hits the runway rather than the road” smh.com.au/politics/feder… Bus drives empty, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Y

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GreenJ In case you missed this: one of the highlights from September @Meanjin, now out of the paywall and running free. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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James_Jeffrey What if the wind changes during one of those videos and ScoMo is left incapable of speaking regular English and can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4n

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hellohistoria Jeremy Kyle is such a beautiful piece of artistry.

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latingle You genius @markhumphries!This looks so real! twitter.com/scottmorrisonm…

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@flashman Love me a good reference to classical literature.

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Kate_McClymont To be fair, the judge said that juries can be distracted by the race so its best to give them the time off. twitter.com/kate_mcclymont…

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@DrMobs Things were better in my day.

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georgepnott Nothing more true blue Aussie than a 8 gallon pie pic.twitter.com/JyzXBAaIyZ

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@DrMobs Also, I am getting old* and my memory is just SO excellent.

* older, anyway

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@DrMobs I can’t remember. It was a few years ago and I didn’t keep a note.

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@ari_hall @erstkate Mr Morrison’s two excellent* and totally normal* videos tweeted today (and presumably up as Instagram stories).

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@dtsmith_sydney I can see this working as a Pozible / Kickstarter / other crowdfunding platform project.

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@DrMobs Nope, because not everyone is there at the start of boarding, and some people are just slow to get their ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qj

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erstkate Sorry dot RTing myself, but some of you might need this exercise. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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@franksting There are some things you simply have to do for yourself.

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TimWattsMP Scomo_ebooks pic.twitter.com/AgLJGl1SfM

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MILFMUNNEE Normal 2018 headline pic.twitter.com/WAIm2uQDPx

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@jturner_au @dobes @rohan_p @HivintAU Yeah @dobes and I are both annoyed that we didn’t make it to this photo shoot.

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phbarratt “This is a state that’s had a go! … And I’m prepared to back that in!”
- Scott Morrison

WTF does that mean, actually?

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glengyron The worst thing about being blocked by @ScottMorrisonMP? Actually making an effort to find his videos. It feels like a form of self-harm.

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dobes Two Scomo videos in one day!!

We are the lucky country indeed! twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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James_Jeffrey Unlike NSW, which is more your go get f*cked sort of state twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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@franksting The ones listed in the story? (I know, you’ll have to click through.)

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“‘World’s first’ foldable smartphone unveiled by Chinese startup” asia.nikkei.com/Business/China… To be fair, all smartphon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OT

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MollyMcIsaac It’s Scorpio season. Don’t masturbate or they will F I N D Y O U

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stilgherrian Apparently Qantas will now let stars and former stars of Home & Away and Blue Heelers board first, accompanied by t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl

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@jxeeno You know what to do, Soldier.

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jonkudelka The Pecking Order in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/4fp2cQATun

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samanthamaiden Interesting. That’s what George Brandis did before he quit politics. It’s also what you do before you lose an elect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3J

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@threatlvldragon Wow I am conflicted here. I shall reserve my judgement.

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@dobes @michaelneale We live in strange and dangerous times.

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@franksting Naughty Jason tweeted things they didn’t like, which they’re using to assert that Media Watch is biased..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a5

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This is some hilarious next-level sookage which, I note, no one has put their name to. twitter.com/DailyMailAU/st…

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Just 30 minutes until @PointlessAU on Channel 10 and tenplay.com.au so I am getting ready.

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oliyoung Look, they CAN write their own content! twitter.com/DailyMailAU/st…

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danilic He eats them all up… Good boy @ScottMorrisonMP pic.twitter.com/MdCoJqAy01

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So @SnarkyPlatypus is in a generous mood. Ask him anything! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Picketer have a look at this: verbal sewage pic.twitter.com/6Xyn8ySVlG

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SnarkyPlatypus PRC offers shit terms for its loans but they don’t play colonial power games like Australia does. Is it any wonder..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uV

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@dobes @purserj How long until these drones are armed, do you think?

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“Westpac boosts tech spend in flat year that reaps AU$8 billion” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/westpa… I’ve had an even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BY

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“CSIRO drone spinoff Emesent raises AU$3.5 million” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/csiro-… This technology looks really cool.

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@oberonsghost At least it wasn’t “lovestick”.

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@munin There’s a certain desperation about the Coalition’s “strategy” after they badly lost a by-election a few wee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xa

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@munin Our interim prime minister, who apparently has nothing better to do this week, is on a campaign-style tour o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jV

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The one good thing to come out of today is the possibility the phrase “back on the strawberries” might catch on.

I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KC

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joelwerner Nothing but respect for MY tour bus..
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Mon plan, remainder: Potter around the place, frustrated that I got almost nothing constructive done today thanks t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jn

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Patrickavenell As veterans of almost three months of Scott Morrison’s tedious populism I feel we all deserve priority boarding.

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HappySinger Congratulations to the happy couple. pic.twitter.com/xLgRic5rY7

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_robcorr fair dinkum pic.twitter.com/vOQ4eI3ctr

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“PLUSH TOY SIMULATION VEGETABLES”! twitter.com/jendudley/stat…

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glengyron “G’day. Back on the strawberries” pic.twitter.com/Ovcp0HWtnd

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James_Jeffrey “G’day. Back on the strawberries…” is the best video opening yet twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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JeremyPoxon dispatches from Brisbane pic.twitter.com/SIVs66hfbt

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @DavidFeng “In May, Coles took the drastic step of putting the tins behind the counter,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tr

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @DavidFeng “The crisis in baby formula supply in Australia, prompted by demand for the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ba

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bengrubb Police charge second person over Carlingford baby formula bust smh.com.au/national/nsw/p…

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Mesut_Ausil It sucks that the Festival of Dangerous Ideas is just dweebs saying that free speech is important instead of truly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XM

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Fiona, how could you? A double quote mark where you should have an apostrophe! twitter.com/FionaPattenMLC…

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devin_ Young love in nyc pic.twitter.com/JsYm2iEt2w

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_slangers oh my god they call it the ScoMobile pic.twitter.com/G8yo8AHEuN

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So quite a lot of this thread is genuinely frightening. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/anylaurie16/st…

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wolfcat The secret with comedy gold is the timing… pic.twitter.com/gFOwHtshWB

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@dobes @darrenpauli I think @darrenpauli needs to explain all these things.

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I suspect that in the coming months watchers of the Australian media should keep the phrase “reverse ferret” close..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yf

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SwiftOnSecurity Interesting meditation on how to determine the difference between cultural/behavioral-enforced norms, and ones draw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gu

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joshgnosis Then why announce it in the Sunday papers? twitter.com/VirginAustrali…

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@reselsnark I just knew someone would start on this.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Have you tried getting a replacement receipt from the seller? They’re likely to be able to look it up by serial number.

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samanthamaiden “Embarrassing” NSW RSL President ⁦@captainbrown⁩ says RSL wasn’t consulted over Virgin boarding plan, he doesn’t wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Z

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@SnarkyPlatypus We’re getting some solid support for this new way of thinking. twitter.com/ripperriver/st…

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@ripperriver Beautiful, because I may take time to swing everyone around to the new way of thinking.

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Good to see this plan getting such solid support. ;) Thanks, Shane. twitter.com/ripperriver/st…

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kels_316 I’ll stop and remember the people who asked for and needed your help, but killed themselves because you refused to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HA

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NeilMcMahon “Queensland police have warned people not to approach the unstable man, who is said to believe he is the prime mini..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A

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GreenJ Also, Sky At Night explained … twitter.com/Angry_Voice/st…

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Rob_Stott On the emptiness of Scott Morrison, @mrseankelly has it pretty well covered in the latest Monthly themonthly.com.au/issue/2018/nov…

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dr_nic esports is short for easy sports because it’s done on the computer. Send tweet.

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Good to see everything’s just fine. twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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Just quietly, I love how @obviousplant_’s work is labelled “Obvious Plant” and yet we still fall for it.

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jayrosen_nyu You will not regret reading the first three paragraphs of this story. washingtonpost.com/politics/full-…

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@NnugYllas @ki_sekiya @phbarratt This sounds remarkably dangerous. I bet they also keep all the data and you have t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rc

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phbarratt Doesn’t he have a job to go to? twitter.com/buzzfeedozpol/…

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BuzzFeedOzPol Who has two thumbs… pic.twitter.com/4FBKv30hvx

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@jeamland Non-existent. While I was indeed an Angle Park Computing Centre kid, we were split into APL and BASIC str..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4q

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@BenMoretti Well, yes, everyone could use a tractor.

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Will @Mick_Fanning be getting priority boarding on @VirginAustralia too? Or is he the wrong kind of legend? twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, as usual. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Sketch out my work between now and the end of the year. Suggestions welcome. And then a quiet evening.

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I have decided to get out of bed now.

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Or at least until the Annoying Side Effects stop.

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I’m not getting out of bed until everything stops being so stupid.

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@itamer @Flickr That’s about to change, as announced last week.

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Apparently Qantas will now let stars and former stars of Home & Away and Blue Heelers board first, accompanied by t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl

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@Flickr I was “wrong”. The price hasn’t changed. I was just moved to a plan with a different price. Too cute. twitter.com/Flickr/status/…

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@dobes “Slomo”, if you look carefully.

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KaRaRacn75 Stupid people remind me of glow sticks.. All I want to do is snap them and shake the hell outta of them till the lights come on.

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DuffelBlog Army creates cyborg that can become homeless alcoholic 200 times faster than human counterparts theduffel.co/2zsxBuj

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Monday. Six pairs of cymbals define your life. Four are broken. Monday.

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