Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 21st, 2018

That’s the word for it in Lobster English. twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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mscott The very fact that Roseville has been trending today has been a thrill to the dozen of us living here who know what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…No

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Il pleut en Ashfield.

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@Malebranche_Oz I should be clear, I’d have thought.

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_robcorr Labor should just run this as an ad, it’s amazing twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Pro Tip: Block all news from Victoria for the next 72 hours.

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perezkelly So AI is now advanced enough to psychoanalyse me with breath-taking accuracy. pic.twitter.com/5tvBdGom37

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mscott This is the most dramatic thing to happen in Roseville since Dick Smith landed his helicopter in the grounds of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rr

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SquigglyRick This. Is. Incredible. Real life version of “the front fell off” Clarke and Dawe sketch. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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lo_lifer Still regularly think about the time the New York Times suggested serving your vegan guests a single large beet sea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @TurnbullMalcolm I haven’t watched it yet, but the Tube of Ewes recommended I watch thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5t

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@NuclearAnthro @gathgwyn I am the person who makes his humans go away, so we have a complicated relationship.

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I’m still amused by the very concept of the Roseville Branch of the Liberal Party.

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AP BREAKING: Interpol elects South Korea’s Kim Jong Yang as its president in blow to Russian efforts at naming one of their own.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @gathgwyn Well the issue is the level of hissing involved.

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Well @gathgwyn has been fed, and is now eating, but I suspect he will ignore me afterwards.

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davidmore After almost 20 years it is still not clear that electronic health records - let alone a partial record like the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus We will come to some arrangement over the next few days.

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@franksting @garystark Hah! That’s dangerously close to the truth.

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@franksting I had a go, so at least the Prime Minister would approve.

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@jpwarren @NicholasFryer “Honoured”? Like the guy towing a boat with a mobility scooter?

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SwiftOnSecurity Automobile air conditions require the equivalent of 700-8000+ watts to function.

A trained cyclist can only put ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FC

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joshgnosis My mentions indicate Poe’s law needs to be invoked here. pic.twitter.com/0n7rj2OOHl

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@franksting I am happy to Irishsplain further, of course.

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@franksting In my defence, that kind of vowel shift can be written off as accent. Please.

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@franksting I just listened back. I went with /ˈmɒrən/ rather than /ˈmɔːrən/ and now I’m sulking.

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michelleisawolf I bet you’d be on my side if I had killed a journalist. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@franksting It’s not that much of an achievement. It’s only four syllables.

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Maybe everyone who’s liked a tweet should be thrown out of any organisation they’re in. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@ajfitzpatrick Well the former Nazi house at 48 Charlotte Street, Ashfield, is still there. @KetanJ0 pic.twitter.com/0fHBnFDr7h

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ausgeo There’s potential that a red dust storm, similar to the one in 2009, could hit parts of the east coast in the next..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds

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prophethusband i would rather, and i cannot stress this enough, be stabbed to death pic.twitter.com/XnOKtGCPCh

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jrhennessy right wing getup absolutely blasting out of the gates pic.twitter.com/CButyg97YA

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SBSNews Twelve metre waves tear apart seafront balconies in Tenerife pic.twitter.com/3FSjpZEttq

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silviocesare Here’s to all the people who started out thinking sorting was done and dusted when they implemented their first bub..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yj

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crikey_news Why is it illegal to call the PM a cunt? buff.ly/2A752mj pic.twitter.com/wgOvsU276w

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@SnarkyPlatypus True. Any self-assessed hypothetical is dodgy. And the answers are also affected by how the questio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ir

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AlanKohler From my spot on the news tonight: apparently CBA’s problems are all Ian Narev’s fault. Here’s what they paid him to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA

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Franklinsays Is there anything more British than this policeman knocking on Number 10 to let the cat in? pic.twitter.com/SpoQkmWI14

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AUSMEATLtd Hello Twitter!

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_robcorr “Here I am holding a cup in a very natural way. Matthew Guy claims he has a plan. I won’t tell you what it is, or w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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The best thing about this ovine diplomacy is that there’s a standard called AUSMEAT. pic.twitter.com/t5tK2wtAjb

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DeclanBowring @jackbegbie Hello @SBS I’d like to pitch a slow tv episode like The Ghan except it’s just watching the Sydney light rail being built

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am not following him and will not follow him.

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NewtonMark If you’re black in Melbourne, having a party on the beach brings the riot police. news.com.au/national/break… pic.twitter.com/9hyXYZ1DKG

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@Rhydwyn Is Ropensci a Georgian political figure?

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@BenMoretti It does not. That topic has received enough coverage.

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@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer Glad you enjoyed it. It was another experiment, of course.

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It must fly quite a bit slower than the original. pic.twitter.com/6Eqy4s7bZ7

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“Rain turns to mud as localised dust storms hit regional NSW ahead of larger system today” abc.net.au/news/2018-11-2…

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NickyWill100 “Roseville Branch” pic.twitter.com/iHTz6fWLt7

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@jpwarren @michaelmeloni Mr @NicholasFryer took a strategic, practical approach to the question.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a power dynamic at play there too, of course, but there is in some other scenarios too.

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@ajfitzpatrick I’m not Jewish, though, so I hope that’s OK.

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@ajfitzpatrick Haha I’m on Charlotte Street right now, having a sly ale at Club Ashfield. I’ll be walking past numb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fu

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@michaelmeloni We discuss @jpwarren’s innovative but flawed Pie Alignment Chart.

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It’s very sweaty down here in Sydney, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/XYfGoQnQ42

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@JackGJessen @MikePBurgess Slow and steady, I guess. Folks at least know that the cybers are a thing they need to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tb

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Seahorses are not Puritans, generally speaking.

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If you would like to ruin your lunch break, well, there’s a new podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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GuardianAus Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys in somewhat joyless event trib.al/uilw2aP

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Colour me shocked. “‘Nobody has spoken to us’: Manus Governor slams Australia over naval base plans” abc.net.au/news/2018-11-2…

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“The banking royal commission has heard a slew of problems did not lead to Commonwealth Bank executives losing shor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JZ

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“Banking royal commission continues interrogation of big bank CEOs and chairs” abc.net.au/news/2018-11-2…

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@networkjanitor And there’s been a tidy-up of the lower level to improve people flow.

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matttburke Australian politics is not that different from a local resident facebook group pic.twitter.com/4A7HQGJ6Ei

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Yes, Kliban understood cats and their humans. twitter.com/kheitman_au/st…

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Attn: @dobes: “Professional curlers booted from world event for playing while ‘extremely drunk’”
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ccroucher9 Victoria just bloody loves going it alone on foreign policy and trade. twitter.com/andrew_lund/st…

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@MikePBurgess Hah! Have you got one out? This one was from a vendor. Apparently, there’s a thing that will be impor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xi

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Oh good*, the “key cyber security predictions for 2019” have started to arrive.

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Counterpoint: We are not better than this. This is what we actually are, because we’re doing it. We won’t change wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yi

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“‘Epidemic of time theft’: Australians work two months’ unpaid overtime a year” by @Paul_Karp theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes That does sound delightful, although apparently adult chimpanzees are right cunts.

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NewtonMark You’re not “stuck in traffic,” you are “traffic.” twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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@dobes This reminds me of the time I was visiting Adelaide Zoo one day with no kids around, so I got to feed* the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W2

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@RichardTuffin @cheryl_kernot @deniseshrivell That’s excellent, thank you. Four data points does not a proof make,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uw

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Wed plan, confirmed: Easy start; 1024* train to Strathfield, then Ashfield; comms catch-up en route; pho; a little..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5i

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dobes WOMBATS!!! twitter.com/WomSAT/status/…

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@NicholasFryer This is a tweet to @NicholasFryer to say that The Rolling Stones song you heard on the podcast is ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Er

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@NewtonMark You’re like @NicholasFryer then. I had only slightly more than that today, but I’ve also scheduled in pho for lunch in Ashfield.

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GonzoHacker We choose to do this not because it’s hard but because a product manager said it “should be pretty easy”

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@juhasaarinen All I will say is that Kliban created wonderful worlds. pic.twitter.com/5aDsH2oQMu

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@BundyB @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Yes, that has happened literally millions of times.

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Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks “Bombshell” podcast. pca.st/ZJF0

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Lee_Holmes NIST’s new password guidelines, in a nutshell: pages.nist.gov/800-63-3/sp800… pic.twitter.com/qtH9YEKGme

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p I know that you, like me, are a huge fan of the science behind NPS.

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@1dieseldon It doesn’t really work that way. Dismissing victims of crime as stupid isn’t going to fix the problem…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vb

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This is one of my favourite B Kliban cartoons. pic.twitter.com/ae3p3bmk5x

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@NicholasFryer @spreaker @SoundCloud Hey @NicholasFryer, this is B Kliban’s cartoon “The Nixon Monument” as discuss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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Today’s very clever phishing attempt will almost certainly gather plenty of people’s personal details. pic.twitter.com/fRvdYxdVTL

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The one that will stay will almost certainly be the @spreaker one, but I need to confirm how to do subscriber-only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ym

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@zencastr All under control, thank you. (As an aside, I reported a bug in your email verification process, which is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vs

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@oberonsghost @gathgwyn It’s only hissing, so far. It’s a confused mix of wanting things to be better, i.e. the ret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq

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@phbarratt It would seem that their own cultural literacy doesn’t extend to “cultural literacy” as coined by E D Hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az

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@phbarratt I wonder whether they know that “cultural literacy” isn’t about knowledge of Western arts and letters, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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@misosusanowa Yeah they’re rather vicious. But where are they hiding?

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Wed plan, outline draft: Easy start; 1032* train to Strathfield, then Ashfield; comms catch-up en route; pho; a lit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2T

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Arch Window of the Baked Goods” with @NicholasFryer stilgherrian.com/edict/00081/ Also on @spreaker..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ho

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alex_mallin Fun fact: This turkey has spent more time at the podium in the White House briefing room than @PressSec for the ent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2z

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Wednesday. Do you know where the centipedes are hiding in your home? Wednesday.

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