Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 2018

Sounds fuckin’ dreadful. https://t.co/YTtdtv2ZyC

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While this may well be true… https://t.co/bb53aRxiOE

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RT @heldavidson: GUYS THERE’S A VIDEO AND WE HAVE IT.
Cane toads snake a ride on python to escape storm in northern Australia https://t.co/…

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pattymo This is truly quite a website pic.twitter.com/RBoCHs8LLD

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“Secret Nazi Antarctic Base - Fact or Fiction?” https://t.co/uTMgtG5aPa

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I thought he lived in Potts Point overlooking the navy base.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Anyone who lives in Woollahra is a cunt.

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RT @johnb78: Any newspaper that spruiks the hyperloop without running - in the headline - the phrase “this won’t work and the people promot…

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@jtwyman I’ve only had the Signature Gin, but it’s very good.

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RT @benpobjie: And cows actually MAKE the stuff!

One more reason to #killcows https://t.co/50N3iYubTV

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@munin Tequila is responsible for so many complicated stories.

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@munin And yet there should still be more to this story.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jetztgibtshaue Fewer backpackers would be an acceptable outcome.

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I feel there’s more to this story. https://t.co/qoAmOQbH3V

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should join the IPA. Then I’d actually get paid for shitposting crap all day.

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@garystark That’s a bit extravagant.

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AUSTRALIA, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE! https://t.co/lXgL4lSqRC

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@jetztgibtshaue I accept that this product has a distant connection with actual limes, but it’s now the same.

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@liedra It’s a national catastrophe.

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From as far away as possible. https://t.co/Wnm4RnA92i

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@SnarkyPlatypus Further to our discussion, “The British military is struggling to reorganise for a new cold war in… https://t.co/urY8Hn98VR

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pixelatedboat Please share this true story that happened pic.twitter.com/FFl32a2tBq

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Isn’t Australia wonderful! https://t.co/Zkr907M1Nx

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nnwakelam I’d swap Western Australia or Queensland for New Zealand any day.

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If you want to catch up on past episodes, I’ve now put ALL of them on @spreaker. https://t.co/AvEYe8zEGu

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If you want to end 2018 on a terrible note, here’s the episode of “The 9pm Edict” that was recorded just before Chr… https://t.co/zNb5qpcw1J

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Once more I am making use of the Twenty Third Street Signature Gin from Renmark, because the Gin Fairy delivered so… https://t.co/xovNSNe11T

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All this talk about the British Empire on a hot day, I require a gin and tonic.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus And what do you have against sheep, exactly?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well indeed. If Britain feels that it needs to maintain trade routes to, say, Singapore, then coope… https://t.co/WyiYNdWGho

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m fascinated by the idea that a Britain which can’t afford a network of overseas bases now would… https://t.co/x8se00toqC

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Well here’s my year planned. https://t.co/rBfQQLzwtN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s another excellent take. https://t.co/hemj9YAKsG

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It’s going to be a long summer… https://t.co/G1iHjFK6bz

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“My Health Record had 42 data breaches in 2017-18 but no ‘malicious’ attacks: ADHA” by @dobes https://t.co/zSuN3w4D64 #MyHealthRecord

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RT @bigjsl: Thanks for clarifying this. https://t.co/5Y1S6oBHDt

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@roseannebyrne @irisherself It does sound lovely, yes, but I’m looking at something lighter. Also, I’m not heading… https://t.co/9tyKUQzozN

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RT @the_patima: I’m reconsidering the definition of the best thing that’s happened to me this year because… I have just found this on the…

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The @ASDGovAu plans to publish a two-volume history in 2022, to coincide with the 75th anniversary of the creation… https://t.co/Z3PJE6iNkD

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@joannejacobs Well that sounds very handy indeed!

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@Wyld I’m glad I’m finally catching up with 2018.

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@irisherself Thank you very much. Now I have to figure out what I want to eat. This is an important question.

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@Wyld Every minute is a fierce pace.

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Maybe I should make some predictions for 2019. After all, I was right about Trump.

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RT @jonkudelka: It’s Been A Long Year in today’s @australian https://t.co/QlczzZJ2Qk

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Mon plan, supplemental: Later up I might tweet some of my highlights for 2018, though of course there’s an entire c… https://t.co/OXNpAPe7OF

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Further alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap, though if you actually take a look you’ll find that the alleged plans… https://t.co/XlVEbzJ6zK

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TheTweetOfGod Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2020, because 2019 is going to suck.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Epigrammist I think the lobster was the first truly alien critter I got to know as a kid.

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Mon plan, eventual draft: Sleep in (done); potter around in a reflective mood; whinge on Twitter; eat random things… https://t.co/B5hvSQLeMy

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@CARROT_app Ah! I misread a thing. It’s actually a 70% chance of rain in the upper Blue Mountains, and @rainparrot… https://t.co/flqiPXNZOB

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not a subject for a Japanese script, I would think.

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PhillipAdams_1 Hand you noticed the eerie physical resemblance of Alexander Downer and Humphrey B Bear? Both from Adelaide yet never seen together.

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GonzoHacker I thought that was a timestamp but apparently it’s the whole article pic.twitter.com/4CcmOWq7cp

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tacticalmaid Just realised, “credentials” looks a lot like the word “genitals” at a glance.

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Why do people put themselves through this shit? https://t.co/mwFasTQKi6

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@Epigrammist @SnarkyPlatypus And it’s kind of correct. The Merlion is still quite disappointing though.

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I really hope this 30% chance of rain becomes a reality, @CARROT_app. It would be a lovely way to end the year. pic.twitter.com/LxlYtW9g6x

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BettyBowers When you can peel off a decal, but can’t roll down a condom. pic.twitter.com/FCX7HnFYp7

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Monday. Soak in white vinegar for an hour before eating. You can also do this with your food. Monday.

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@franksting @erstkate Just take your own bottle of whiskey, and sit in the corner getting rat-arsed until you start… https://t.co/fMDv82CRAQ

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@kcarruthers @NewtonMark Yeah get it right. You don’t have to reanimate them before you fuck them. It’s optional.

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@kcarruthers @NewtonMark I must admit, though, it’s a bit of a turn-on.

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@NewtonMark @kcarruthers Oh is he? I hadn’t noticed what must be very subtle manoeuvring.

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RT @KarlreMarks: If they want to run the UK exactly like they ran the British Empire, they should get competent Asians and Africans to do i…

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@jeffsonstein @bonaevolentatis @garystark @CARROT_app You were a lot younger then, Soldier.

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@kcarruthers I would be up for this.

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I think I’ve seen this video. https://t.co/NwMVNv5Sbw

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24 hours to go.

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@BenMoretti @Rashas_Mo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Once I’m past the usual Freelancer Holiday Cashflow Hell period I’ll s… https://t.co/O7UAwVBe8L

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@juhasaarinen Since when have I ever done any of that?

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@LovelyCorrine I’ll have to grab that story from you next time I’m in Hobart.

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@BenMoretti @Rashas_Mo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Mate, I’m not made of limes. They don’t grow on trees, you know.

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Important jerk bird video for the attention of @dobes. https://t.co/ptZ10sOJE6

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Also sounds like Sussex Street. https://t.co/wdARsLwjZM

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To be fair, this was an excellent policy. https://t.co/toxit4wbYr

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 448: Christmas, summer, and normal activities” https://t.co/ueMAri4aCZ Covers 23—30 Dec… https://t.co/zEsxsRCAAp

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@developerjack @flowblok Well at least you got that one right.

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@developerjack Look this has all been fun I’m sure but sometimes you just take things too far.

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@developerjack They’d still be annoying but.

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@developerjack Dunno. Maybe it could be full of wasps?

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Apparently it has not yet been long.

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@garystark I took your question seriously, but as I say, fuck you.

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@garystark Sincere the supermarket is only a block away from one of the two busiest ranks in the upper Blue Mountai… https://t.co/QkmF71XfGC

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@Rashas_Mo Maybe if @R_Chirgwin came to his senses and razed @bunjaree to plant a lime orchard we wouldn’t have these problems.

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When you call for a cab and the operator says “Won’t be long” you know it will be, otherwise they wouldn’t have mentioned it.

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I bet it’s down to all these fucking hipsters making boutique gin. Now I can barely afford limes for my boutique gin.

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Limes, mind you, are $20 per kilogram. That’s what will really destroy the housing marketon

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Avocados are $8 per kilogram St Woolworths Leura.

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RT @MikeCarlton01: Scientists are baffled by a small clump of strange organisms found washed up yesterday on a Queensland beach.
“We’ve see…

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@twiddlekins @trentyarwood Oh, you mean he does more of this?

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@nazzer Well, tell them they’re wrong. Nothing at all Armenian about me.

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@trentyarwood I’m liking how he’s holding the crocodile clips in his bare fingers. That’s beautiful, that is.

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OK, you have to watch this because: (a) electricity; (b) a true learning experience. https://t.co/K1BfDNbvvx

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The hero we truly need in our troubled times. https://t.co/dRbCf5IfdN

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Goodness me, I just got a knock on the door from the Gin Fairy. Not quite fairytale grace, charm, and sparkles, but he did bring gin.

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@AndrewRJamieson Yeah look can we please not talk about that thank you very much.

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@LovelyCorrine OK, so either you’re cursed, or you’ve found someone… oh, what’s that word again for people who really stationery?

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macaulaybalkan it’s like ‘getting ratioed on twitter’ is the only KPI for people at the IPA

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Now I want some rude and unreasonable chicken. Ping @DavidFeng. https://t.co/6ecfv33M11

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@LovelyCorrine “Doodle” is a perfectly good word.

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RT @RyanLizza: 12-year-old explaining social media to his younger brother: “Twitter is where famous people yell at each other and Facebook…

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Apropos nothing in particular, remember the minister who can’t do percentages? I wonder who that might be. https://t.co/nbIERxDGri

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Sun plan, post-nap remainder, having slept through the heat anyway: Shopping, Leura; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap.

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RT @EVERALDATLARGE: My friends in #Liberals tell me #Dutton rant is start of his campaign to oust #Morrison in February. He knows voters wi…

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RT @LibyaLiberty: Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul as part of a master plan to pressure Peter to buy from Paul who is no longer doing busin…

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stilgherrian Here in Australia, 30 December is celebrated as National Potato Awareness Day. Except by actual potatoes, of course.

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RT @rharris334: One Cabinet minister on the usefulness of Peter Dutton’s contribution today: “maybe he is just an egotistical moron who lac…

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It’s true. Give yourself a holiday treat. Also works with whiskey. https://t.co/Jq7Pg6V0bI

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@BundyB @mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin I acknowledge that I have sleeping problems, but that’s not relevant.

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@corduroy @michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Here’s its flight path prior to that. There’s a couples of other segments for t… https://t.co/AoUzQiideq

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captwavey @prasejeebus I thought you were joking - but they are a goldmine of self-deprecating humour & absurdity! pic.twitter.com/0WOLv8VwrI

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RT @prasejeebus: Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram is extremely underrated https://t.co/wLIHBjTypD

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Sun plan, an update: Laundry (done); shopping, Katoomba (despite the heat, because I’m busy tomorrow); consider the… https://t.co/b6OtD9R9WC

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RT @KBCanB: Sure signs the next #LibSpill #IsOn
Exhibit-A: Happy family (well…not the kid on the right - he was clearly forcefully dragge…

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“The Underpants Compromise” by Robert Ludlam.

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I reached a compromise with respect to the underpants situation.

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@bigbadave That has to be a conscious direction decision for that shot.

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Yes, this also is one of the best. https://t.co/Db8z6RHndZ

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@MariellaAttard1 I used to have a sarong, much the same thing.

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“50 Reasons Why 1970s Men’s Fashion Should Never Come Back” https://t.co/HiNwc3SKJt There’s some magic here. https://t.co/EKhPTGrKZD

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@jonesytheteachr Well times change! I don’t know these things any more.

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@PeteLawler Maybe I need some sort of Underpants Klaxon to give people a three-minute warning.

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@jetztgibtshaue Look, they might be lovely people. Flying in with the private helicopters. Such people are always lovely.

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@gths @RealNickHodge I think that’s further up the hill.

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@PeteLawler Look I agree, but I’ve already put on the underpants, and taking them off again would be more work.

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@RealNickHodge Good thinking. So all we need to do is pop over the the school grounds, distracted the pilots, etc…

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@N0mad1c Except it’s no cooler up here today.

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I’ve reached a difficult point in the day’s proceedings. The laundry is almost ready to hang out, but I’m not sure… https://t.co/znyIvwQQOT

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Beluga Aviation looks like they’ve got some nice kit, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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Likely scenario: Some function such as a wedding nearby, one helicopter belonging to The Important Family, the othe… https://t.co/ScF114pfxX

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Right, so one’s been hired for a day trip. And Beluga Aviation offers “Private Jet Management, VIP Helicopter Chart… https://t.co/hNdvVrzztr

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@jperlow Well I’m not an idiot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is this about the Iced Vo-Vo thing again?

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If you took the arsehole out of Peter Dutton there wouldn’t be much left. https://t.co/BdywXx6tKj

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Yes. That’s how infinity works. https://t.co/MDnBsa0Rmp

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And run at a massive loss, for tax reasons.

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I am now running out of enthusiasm for this thread, so I’ll leave to someone else to look up who owns these helicop… https://t.co/Tb0Hfr1zRW

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Meanwhile, both VH-ZOH and VH-XNR have landed in Pitt Park, or the grounds of the Blue Mountains Grammar School, so… https://t.co/7e82HVRdFR

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All of the local rescue and air ambulance services use the AW139, and their regular path west takes them past… https://t.co/6ZnM0O7rHo

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The unmistakable sound of not one, but two AgustaWestland 139 helicopters. Both privately owned, both now manoeuvri… https://t.co/lm0yZ3K3MV

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I was going to use this photo for the Weekly Wrap today, but somehow it doesn’t seem appropriate any more. Plus it’… https://t.co/MNQnTaWPXP

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Yes, that’s the fellow. https://t.co/SYSpCDgiHc

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@developerjack @michaelneale Well as you know I’m always an optimist.

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@developerjack @michaelneale Better than half the actual profiles, if we’re being honest.

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@developerjack @michaelneale Yeah I think he was somewhere near your patch. I’m not all that inspired to go searchi… https://t.co/FLl9qiVmiR

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@developerjack @michaelneale And in finding that tweet, my search also threw up this blast from the past. https://t.co/tne8mpIshU

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@developerjack @michaelneale I’m still laughing at this one though. https://t.co/ZSOZK4neXc

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@Idealaw Well you need to share your knowledge with the rest of Australia!

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This certainly seems to be the case today. https://t.co/RPBXhYiEvW

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@max_au Wow. I’m impressed. I can’t be arsed trying to figure out whether it scans or not, but wow.

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@CosmicRami There’s a wide range of acceptable activities.

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Stop whining, @developerjack, it could be full of wasps. https://t.co/3L6Otpf4Ky

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Here in Australia, 30 December is celebrated as National Potato Awareness Day. Except by actual potatoes, of course.

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@jeffsonstein @CARROT_app That’s true joy of nuclear war, the sense of belonging, of being part of something bigger… https://t.co/d9FuKwQDB7

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