Sounds fuckin’ dreadful. https://t.co/YTtdtv2ZyC
While this may well be true… https://t.co/bb53aRxiOE
RT @heldavidson: GUYS THERE’S A VIDEO AND WE HAVE IT.
Cane toads snake a ride on python to escape storm in northern Australia https://t.co/…
pattymo This is truly quite a website pic.twitter.com/RBoCHs8LLD
“Secret Nazi Antarctic Base - Fact or Fiction?†https://t.co/uTMgtG5aPa
If that. https://t.co/bVtTtgigBw
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I have no idea.
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I thought he lived in Potts Point overlooking the navy base.
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Anyone who lives in Woollahra is a cunt.
Handy internet safety tip. https://t.co/8u9T1YR1VL
RT @johnb78: Any newspaper that spruiks the hyperloop without running - in the headline - the phrase “this won’t work and the people promot…
@jtwyman I’ve only had the Signature Gin, but it’s very good.
RT @benpobjie: And cows actually MAKE the stuff!
One more reason to #killcows https://t.co/50N3iYubTV
@darkhorse166 Well there is that.
@munin Tequila is responsible for so many complicated stories.
@munin And yet there should still be more to this story.
@SnarkyPlatypus @jetztgibtshaue Fewer backpackers would be an acceptable outcome.
I feel there’s more to this story. https://t.co/qoAmOQbH3V
@PollHereford @garystark @RealNickHodge The future is a frightening thing.
@SnarkyPlatypus I should join the IPA. Then I’d actually get paid for shitposting crap all day.
@garystark That’s a bit extravagant.
@SnarkyPlatypus Is he even that?
@SnarkyPlatypus But they’ve got Tim Wilson. https://t.co/oGl5hzOvTa
Also, never go to Eastgate.
AUSTRALIA, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE! https://t.co/lXgL4lSqRC
@jetztgibtshaue I accept that this product has a distant connection with actual limes, but it’s now the same.
@liedra It’s a national catastrophe.
From as far away as possible. https://t.co/Wnm4RnA92i
SEE WHAT I MEAN. https://t.co/yYpLoLjOMR
@SnarkyPlatypus Further to our discussion, “The British military is struggling to reorganise for a new cold war in… https://t.co/urY8Hn98VR
pixelatedboat Please share this true story that happened pic.twitter.com/FFl32a2tBq
Isn’t Australia wonderful! https://t.co/Zkr907M1Nx
nnwakelam I’d swap Western Australia or Queensland for New Zealand any day.
If you want to catch up on past episodes, I’ve now put ALL of them on @spreaker. https://t.co/AvEYe8zEGu
If you want to end 2018 on a terrible note, here’s the episode of “The 9pm Edict†that was recorded just before Chr… https://t.co/zNb5qpcw1J
@RealNickHodge Maybe a cup of tea will help.
Once more I am making use of the Twenty Third Street Signature Gin from Renmark, because the Gin Fairy delivered so… https://t.co/xovNSNe11T
All this talk about the British Empire on a hot day, I require a gin and tonic.
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus And what do you have against sheep, exactly?
@SnarkyPlatypus Well indeed. If Britain feels that it needs to maintain trade routes to, say, Singapore, then coope… https://t.co/WyiYNdWGho
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m fascinated by the idea that a Britain which can’t afford a network of overseas bases now would… https://t.co/x8se00toqC
Well here’s my year planned. https://t.co/rBfQQLzwtN
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s another excellent take. https://t.co/hemj9YAKsG
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I thought you’d like it.
Hey @SnarkyPlatypus did you seen this take? https://t.co/E8zPnDjcv3
It’s going to be a long summer… https://t.co/G1iHjFK6bz
“My Health Record had 42 data breaches in 2017-18 but no ‘malicious’ attacks: ADHA†by @dobes https://t.co/zSuN3w4D64 #MyHealthRecord
RT @bigjsl: Thanks for clarifying this. https://t.co/5Y1S6oBHDt
@roseannebyrne @irisherself It does sound lovely, yes, but I’m looking at something lighter. Also, I’m not heading… https://t.co/9tyKUQzozN
RT @the_patima: I’m reconsidering the definition of the best thing that’s happened to me this year because… I have just found this on the…
The @ASDGovAu plans to publish a two-volume history in 2022, to coincide with the 75th anniversary of the creation… https://t.co/Z3PJE6iNkD
@joannejacobs Well that sounds very handy indeed!
@Wyld I’m glad I’m finally catching up with 2018.
@irisherself Thank you very much. Now I have to figure out what I want to eat. This is an important question.
@Wyld Every minute is a fierce pace.
Maybe I should make some predictions for 2019. After all, I was right about Trump.
RT @jonkudelka: It’s Been A Long Year in today’s @australian https://t.co/QlczzZJ2Qk
Mon plan, supplemental: Later up I might tweet some of my highlights for 2018, though of course there’s an entire c… https://t.co/OXNpAPe7OF
Further alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap, though if you actually take a look you’ll find that the alleged plans… https://t.co/XlVEbzJ6zK
TheTweetOfGod Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2020, because 2019 is going to suck.
@SnarkyPlatypus @Epigrammist I think the lobster was the first truly alien critter I got to know as a kid.
Mon plan, eventual draft: Sleep in (done); potter around in a reflective mood; whinge on Twitter; eat random things… https://t.co/B5hvSQLeMy
RT @snurb_dot_info: #Brexit in a nutshell. https://t.co/Emds7FDNcI
@CARROT_app Ah! I misread a thing. It’s actually a 70% chance of rain in the upper Blue Mountains, and @rainparrot… https://t.co/flqiPXNZOB
@SnarkyPlatypus @Epigrammist It’s certainly no Big Lobsterpic.twitter.com/XzxTe42YqBqB
@SnarkyPlatypus Not a subject for a Japanese script, I would think.
@maelorin Um, what?
PhillipAdams_1 Hand you noticed the eerie physical resemblance of Alexander Downer and Humphrey B Bear? Both from Adelaide yet never seen together.
GonzoHacker I thought that was a timestamp but apparently it’s the whole article pic.twitter.com/4CcmOWq7cp
tacticalmaid Just realised, “credentials” looks a lot like the word “genitals” at a glance.
Why do people put themselves through this shit? https://t.co/mwFasTQKi6
What a depressing sentence. https://t.co/iMv4TeqcgU
@Epigrammist @SnarkyPlatypus And it’s kind of correct. The Merlion is still quite disappointing though.
I really hope this 30% chance of rain becomes a reality, @CARROT_app. It would be a lovely way to end the year. pic.twitter.com/LxlYtW9g6x
BettyBowers When you can peel off a decal, but can’t roll down a condom. pic.twitter.com/FCX7HnFYp7
This is very good. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/hY80Laqixn
RT @oberonsghost: Has anyone seen Dutton’s cat? https://t.co/AKtTMmrus8
Monday. Soak in white vinegar for an hour before eating. You can also do this with your food. Monday.
@franksting @erstkate Sorry, I don’t understand.
@erstkate @franksting Yes, well, there is that.
@franksting @erstkate Just take your own bottle of whiskey, and sit in the corner getting rat-arsed until you start… https://t.co/fMDv82CRAQ
@NewtonMark @erstkate @kcarruthers Poor piranha.
@kcarruthers @NewtonMark Yeah get it right. You don’t have to reanimate them before you fuck them. It’s optional.
@kcarruthers @NewtonMark I must admit, though, it’s a bit of a turn-on.
@NewtonMark @kcarruthers Oh is he? I hadn’t noticed what must be very subtle manoeuvring.
@NewtonMark Nice work!
RT @KarlreMarks: If they want to run the UK exactly like they ran the British Empire, they should get competent Asians and Africans to do i…
@jeffsonstein @bonaevolentatis @garystark @CARROT_app You were a lot younger then, Soldier.
@kcarruthers I would be up for this.
I think I’ve seen this video. https://t.co/NwMVNv5Sbw
24 hours to go.
Moths.
@BenMoretti @Rashas_Mo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Once I’m past the usual Freelancer Holiday Cashflow Hell period I’ll s… https://t.co/O7UAwVBe8L
@juhasaarinen Since when have I ever done any of that?
@LovelyCorrine I’ll have to grab that story from you next time I’m in Hobart.
@BenMoretti @Rashas_Mo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Mate, I’m not made of limes. They don’t grow on trees, you know.
@timchuma Wow.
Important jerk bird video for the attention of @dobes. https://t.co/ptZ10sOJE6
Also sounds like Sussex Street. https://t.co/wdARsLwjZM
To be fair, this was an excellent policy. https://t.co/toxit4wbYr
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 448: Christmas, summer, and normal activities†https://t.co/ueMAri4aCZ Covers 23—30 Dec… https://t.co/zEsxsRCAAp
@developerjack @flowblok Well at least you got that one right.
@developerjack Noble restraint.
@developerjack Look this has all been fun I’m sure but sometimes you just take things too far.
@developerjack They’d still be annoying but.
@developerjack Dunno. Maybe it could be full of wasps?
Apparently it has not yet been long.
@garystark I took your question seriously, but as I say, fuck you.
@garystark Sincere the supermarket is only a block away from one of the two busiest ranks in the upper Blue Mountai… https://t.co/QkmF71XfGC
@garystark Fuck off.
@Rashas_Mo Maybe if @R_Chirgwin came to his senses and razed @bunjaree to plant a lime orchard we wouldn’t have these problems.
When you call for a cab and the operator says “Won’t be long†you know it will be, otherwise they wouldn’t have mentioned it.
@nazzer Oh shit, so I have.
I bet it’s down to all these fucking hipsters making boutique gin. Now I can barely afford limes for my boutique gin.
Limes, mind you, are $20 per kilogram. That’s what will really destroy the housing market#limeageddonon
Avocados are $8 per kilogram St Woolworths Leura.
@nazzer Who ARE these people?
RT @MikeCarlton01: Scientists are baffled by a small clump of strange organisms found washed up yesterday on a Queensland beach.
“We’ve see…
@twiddlekins @trentyarwood Oh, you mean he does more of this?
@nazzer Well, tell them they’re wrong. Nothing at all Armenian about me.
@corduroy @oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin @michaelneale @jonoabroad @stufromoz Yeah I’ve done that for about 5m when hiki… https://t.co/QGBUX65rDU
@trentyarwood I’m liking how he’s holding the crocodile clips in his bare fingers. That’s beautiful, that is.
OK, you have to watch this because: (a) electricity; (b) a true learning experience. https://t.co/K1BfDNbvvx
@skwashd Worth it though.
The hero we truly need in our troubled times. https://t.co/dRbCf5IfdN
Goodness me, I just got a knock on the door from the Gin Fairy. Not quite fairytale grace, charm, and sparkles, but he did bring gin.
@oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin @corduroy @michaelneale @jonoabroad @stufromoz Ten metres is not a happy-giggle fall.
@AndrewRJamieson Yeah look can we please not talk about that thank you very much.
@LovelyCorrine OK, so either you’re cursed, or you’ve found someone… oh, what’s that word again for people who really stationery?
macaulaybalkan it’s like ‘getting ratioed on twitter’ is the only KPI for people at the IPA
Now I want some rude and unreasonable chicken. Ping @DavidFeng. https://t.co/6ecfv33M11
@LovelyCorrine “Doodle†is a perfectly good word.
Hurrah! I’m famous! https://t.co/lvzlBjII4r
RT @RyanLizza: 12-year-old explaining social media to his younger brother: “Twitter is where famous people yell at each other and Facebook…
Apropos nothing in particular, remember the minister who can’t do percentages? I wonder who that might be. https://t.co/nbIERxDGri
Sun plan, post-nap remainder, having slept through the heat anyway: Shopping, Leura; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap.
RT @EVERALDATLARGE: My friends in #Liberals tell me #Dutton rant is start of his campaign to oust #Morrison in February. He knows voters wi…
RT @LibyaLiberty: Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul as part of a master plan to pressure Peter to buy from Paul who is no longer doing busin…
stilgherrian Here in Australia, 30 December is celebrated as National Potato Awareness Day. Except by actual potatoes, of course.
RT @rharris334: One Cabinet minister on the usefulness of Peter Dutton’s contribution today: “maybe he is just an egotistical moron who lac…
It’s true. Give yourself a holiday treat. Also works with whiskey. https://t.co/Jq7Pg6V0bI
@BundyB @mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin I acknowledge that I have sleeping problems, but that’s not relevant.
@mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin I’ve been having a nap.
@corduroy @michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Here’s its flight path prior to that. There’s a couples of other segments for t… https://t.co/AoUzQiideq
@corduroy @michaelneale @R_Chirgwin RSCU209 is currently on its way back. pic.twitter.com/k2xn94wQ7I
captwavey @prasejeebus I thought you were joking - but they are a goldmine of self-deprecating humour & absurdity! pic.twitter.com/0WOLv8VwrI
RT @prasejeebus: Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram is extremely underrated https://t.co/wLIHBjTypD
Sun plan, an update: Laundry (done); shopping, Katoomba (despite the heat, because I’m busy tomorrow); consider the… https://t.co/b6OtD9R9WC
RT @KBCanB: Sure signs the next #LibSpill #IsOn
Exhibit-A: Happy family (well…not the kid on the right - he was clearly forcefully dragge…
@mattcdef2000 I cannot reveal trade secrets.
“The Underpants Compromise†by Robert Ludlam.
I reached a compromise with respect to the underpants situation.
@bigbadave That has to be a conscious direction decision for that shot.
Yes, this also is one of the best. https://t.co/Db8z6RHndZ
@MariellaAttard1 I used to have a sarong, much the same thing.
“50 Reasons Why 1970s Men’s Fashion Should Never Come Back†https://t.co/HiNwc3SKJt There’s some magic here. https://t.co/EKhPTGrKZD
@RealNickHodge @gths Cannot confirm, cannot deny.
@jonesytheteachr Well times change! I don’t know these things any more.
@PeteLawler Maybe I need some sort of Underpants Klaxon to give people a three-minute warning.
@jetztgibtshaue Look, they might be lovely people. Flying in with the private helicopters. Such people are always lovely.
@gths @RealNickHodge I think that’s further up the hill.
@PeteLawler Look I agree, but I’ve already put on the underpants, and taking them off again would be more work.
Well they got this bit right. pic.twitter.com/urC8VkYtCw
@RealNickHodge Good thinking. So all we need to do is pop over the the school grounds, distracted the pilots, etc…
@N0mad1c Except it’s no cooler up here today.
I’ve reached a difficult point in the day’s proceedings. The laundry is almost ready to hang out, but I’m not sure… https://t.co/znyIvwQQOT
Beluga Aviation looks like they’ve got some nice kit, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Likely scenario: Some function such as a wedding nearby, one helicopter belonging to The Important Family, the othe… https://t.co/ScF114pfxX
Right, so one’s been hired for a day trip. And Beluga Aviation offers “Private Jet Management, VIP Helicopter Chart… https://t.co/hNdvVrzztr
@jperlow Well I’m not an idiot.
@SnarkyPlatypus Is this about the Iced Vo-Vo thing again?
If you took the arsehole out of Peter Dutton there wouldn’t be much left. https://t.co/BdywXx6tKj
Yes. That’s how infinity works. https://t.co/MDnBsa0Rmp
And run at a massive loss, for tax reasons.
I am now running out of enthusiasm for this thread, so I’ll leave to someone else to look up who owns these helicop… https://t.co/Tb0Hfr1zRW
Meanwhile, both VH-ZOH and VH-XNR have landed in Pitt Park, or the grounds of the Blue Mountains Grammar School, so… https://t.co/7e82HVRdFR
All of the local rescue and air ambulance services use the AW139, and their regular path west takes them past… https://t.co/6ZnM0O7rHo
The unmistakable sound of not one, but two AgustaWestland 139 helicopters. Both privately owned, both now manoeuvri… https://t.co/lm0yZ3K3MV
I was going to use this photo for the Weekly Wrap today, but somehow it doesn’t seem appropriate any more. Plus it’… https://t.co/MNQnTaWPXP
Yes, that’s the fellow. https://t.co/SYSpCDgiHc
@developerjack @michaelneale Well as you know I’m always an optimist.
@developerjack @michaelneale Better than half the actual profiles, if we’re being honest.
@developerjack @michaelneale Yeah I think he was somewhere near your patch. I’m not all that inspired to go searchi… https://t.co/FLl9qiVmiR
@developerjack @michaelneale And in finding that tweet, my search also threw up this blast from the past. https://t.co/tne8mpIshU
@developerjack @michaelneale I’m still laughing at this one though. https://t.co/ZSOZK4neXc
@developerjack @michaelneale Oh, this? https://t.co/mQ466Mtyh9
Life goal achieved, @GordyPls! https://t.co/8cQD7PvdZK
@Idealaw Well you need to share your knowledge with the rest of Australia!
This certainly seems to be the case today. https://t.co/RPBXhYiEvW
@max_au Wow. I’m impressed. I can’t be arsed trying to figure out whether it scans or not, but wow.
@CosmicRami There’s a wide range of acceptable activities.
@garystark Gary. No.
Stop whining, @developerjack, it could be full of wasps. https://t.co/3L6Otpf4Ky
Here in Australia, 30 December is celebrated as National Potato Awareness Day. Except by actual potatoes, of course.
@NuclearAnthro @jeffsonstein @CARROT_app Exactly the thing.
@garystark @jeffsonstein @CARROT_app That’s the chap.
@jeffsonstein @CARROT_app That’s true joy of nuclear war, the sense of belonging, of being part of something bigger… https://t.co/d9FuKwQDB7